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On Sun, 09 Feb 2020 14:37:57 -0500, dsharavi >
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>q; What do you call a flying jew?
>a; smoke
>
>q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
>a: good start
>
>q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
>a: He always burn all the Franks
>
>q: How do you get a jewish girls number
>a: Roll up her sleeve
>
>q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
>a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
>more to go!
>
>q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
>a wall?
>a: He breaks his nose!
>
>q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
>a: Somebody dropped a shekel!
>
>q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
>a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
>
>Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
>insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
>"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
>jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"
>
>q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
>a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'
>
>q: Why don't jews eat pork?
>a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
>


LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.
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"Susan Cohen" wrote in message
...

>On Sun, 09 Feb 2020 14:37:57 -0500, dsharavi >
>wrote:


>>q; What do you call a flying jew?
>>a; smoke
>>
>>q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
>>a: good start
>>
>>q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
>>a: He always burn all the Franks
>>
>>q: How do you get a jewish girls number
>>a: Roll up her sleeve
>>
>>q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
>>a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
>>more to go!
>>
>>q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
>>a wall?
>>a: He breaks his nose!
>>
>>q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
>>a: Somebody dropped a shekel!
>>
>>q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
>>a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
>>
>>Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
>>insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
>>"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
>>jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"
>>
>>q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
>>a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'
>>
>>q: Why don't jews eat pork?
>>a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
>>


>LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.

Forger, those jokes were immoral.

You are so ashamed of your beliefs, you forge Susan!


Michael

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On Wed, 12 Feb 2020 08:25:32 -0800, "Michael Ejercito"
> wrote:

>
>
>"Susan Cohen" wrote in message
.. .
>
>>On Sun, 09 Feb 2020 14:37:57 -0500, dsharavi >
>>wrote:

>
>>>q; What do you call a flying jew?
>>>a; smoke
>>>
>>>q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
>>>a: good start
>>>
>>>q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
>>>a: He always burn all the Franks
>>>
>>>q: How do you get a jewish girls number
>>>a: Roll up her sleeve
>>>
>>>q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
>>>a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
>>>more to go!
>>>
>>>q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
>>>a wall?
>>>a: He breaks his nose!
>>>
>>>q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
>>>a: Somebody dropped a shekel!
>>>
>>>q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
>>>a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
>>>
>>>Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
>>>insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
>>>"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
>>>jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"
>>>
>>>q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
>>>a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'
>>>
>>>q: Why don't jews eat pork?
>>>a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
>>>

>
>>LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.

> Forger, those jokes were immoral.
>
> You are so ashamed of your beliefs, you forge Susan!
>
>
>Michael


Your problem is that you have no sense of humor. Those jokes were
hilarious!
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"The Peeler" wrote in message ...

>On Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:47:55 -0500, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
>married nazi homo, FORGING as Susan Cohen, whined again:



>> LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.


>If you are a racist, ***, nazoid swine, yes, Loose Sphincter!'

You got that right!

He is so ashamed of his beliefs, he forges Susan!


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"The Peeler" wrote in message ...

>On Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:47:55 -0500, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
>married nazi homo, FORGING as Susan Cohen, whined again:



>> LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.


>If you are a racist, ***, nazoid swine, yes, Loose Sphincter!

Indeed.


Michael


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On Mon, 17 Feb 2020 09:49:37 -0800, "Michael Ejercito"
> wrote:

>
>
>"The Peeler" wrote in message ...
>
>>On Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:47:55 -0500, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
>>married nazi homo, FORGING as Susan Cohen, whined again:

>
>
>>> LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.

>
>>If you are a racist, ***, nazoid swine, yes, Loose Sphincter!

> Indeed.
>
>
>Michael


Both you and *** Roman have no sense of humor
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During and after WW2, more than 20 million big fat Russian dicks
entered the vaginas, anuses, and throats of German women - repeatedly.
Does this prove Hitler was wrong?

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