Taxed and Spent wrote:

> On 3/27/2020 8:26 AM, Sheldon wrote:
> > On Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:57:50 -0700, "Julie Bove"
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> >>"notbob" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > I got plenty 'o TP and paper towels, but jes discovered I got no
> > > > 'garlic' anything (cloves, pwdr, salt, etc)! What's a good
> > > > substitute fer 'garlic'?
> > >
> > > Depends on what you're making. Maybe onion?
> >
> > Granulated garlic or garlic powder.
> >
>
>
> Well, why not just use garlic, since he has none of these things at
> all.

He just said he didnt have cloves (of garlic) either

jmcquown wrote:

> On 3/27/2020 11:26 AM, Sheldon wrote:
> > On Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:57:50 -0700, "Julie Bove"
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> >>"notbob" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > I got plenty 'o TP and paper towels, but jes discovered I got no
> > > > 'garlic' anything (cloves, pwdr, salt, etc)! What's a good
> > > > substitute fer 'garlic'?
> > >
> > > Depends on what you're making. Maybe onion?
> >
> > Granulated garlic or garlic powder.
> >
> Here's what I gathered from what nb said in what he thinks is his
> cutesy slang: he doesn't have any of that garlic stuff.
>
> Julie is actually right on this. Maybe a very sharp onion would
> suffice in place of garlic. It depends on what he's planning to cook.
>
> The first substitute I thought of was shallots. But hey, if he
> doesn't have any kind of garlic I sincerely doubt he has any shallots.
>
> Jill

My teriarty hedge here is chives. Works in many things.

Sheldon wrote:
> On Fri, 27 Mar 2020 21:37:38 -0400, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>> On 3/27/2020 1:34 PM, Sheldon wrote:
>>> On Fri, 27 Mar 2020 09:44:05 -0700, Taxed and Spent
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 3/27/2020 8:26 AM, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:57:50 -0700, "Julie Bove"
>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "notbob" > wrote in message
>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>> I got plenty 'o TP and paper towels, but jes discovered I got no
>>>>>>> 'garlic' anything (cloves, pwdr, salt, etc)! What's a good substitute
>>>>>>> fer 'garlic'?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Depends on what you're making. Maybe onion?
>>>>>
>>>>> Granulated garlic or garlic powder.
>>>>
>>>> Well, why not just use garlic, since he has none of these things at all.
>>>
>>> I always keep granulated garlic, there are times when bulb garlic
>>> isn't available or looks lousy. I keep granulated garlic in the
>>> freezer and a small amount in a shaker, frozen it'll keep well just
>>> about forever..
>>
>> Sheldon, you are not notbob. The problem is, nb seems to be out of
>> anything garlic.
>>
>> Jill
>
> I think mostly notbob is 'out of it'. I don't always have fresh herbs
> but I always have dehy....dehy garlic is very inexpensive so anyone
> who cooks can afford it and even the most isolated grocery store has
> garlic powder, any pizzaria would have given notbob an ounce of
> granulated garlic, there's a shaker on all their tables. We still
> don't know what notbob is going to do with garlic. I suspect that by
> now he has forgotten or the werewolves have departed.
>
> Whenever I walk into the market the produce section is the first place
> I enter and there is always onions and garlic a few teps into the
> store... if the garlic looks good I'll pick out 1-2 fat heads,
> sometimes I'll arrive back home and there will already be 1-2 heads in
> my little blue glass ashtray... but so what. I'm always up to a pot of
> Oriental pork bone broth soup and that needs lots of garlic. During
> summer the pickled cukes need garlic and dill... I'll never tire of
> fermented pickles, I can easily eat a half dozen at a sitting.
> especially since they contain no calories and aid greatly in
> digestion. And my next door neighbor grows garlic, potatoes, etc. so
> always leaves a bagful at my back door... freshly dug spuds are
> heavenly, actually earthly! I leave them vine ripened cantaloupes,
> honeydews, etc. Each fall I leave them a gallon jar of fermented
> garlic dills which they love. Everyone here exchanges overage of
> produce. I haven't bought maple syrup and honey since I'm living
> here, and most times I don't need to buy eggs, when we gift empty egg
> cartons they arrive back filled. We also grow far more string beans
> than we can possibly eat so our neighbors get plenty, especially the
> Oriental long beans, those are extremely prolific, and stir fried they
> need a lot of garlic.
> Tonight's dinner will consist of the most gorgeous center cut thick
> rib pork chops, a ton of asparaguys, and nuked spuds.
> We are locked in to ourselves, we only open the back door to feed the
> feral cats and birds. But we are on twenty acres and no one visits,
> our nearest neighbors are more than a thousand feet away, except for a
> herd of some twenty deer that were here this morning. I've not
> noticed any sick critters.
>

Popeye, I believes when yoose say nobody visits yoose.

If yoose can catch one of them deer, yoose could put a wig on it
and pretend it was a spanish nun in the vatican.

On Sat, 28 Mar 2020 15:58:04 -0500, "cshenk" > wrote:

>Sheldon wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:57:50 -0700, "Julie Bove"
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"notbob" > wrote in message
>> > ...
>> > > I got plenty 'o TP and paper towels, but jes discovered I got no
>> >> 'garlic' anything (cloves, pwdr, salt, etc)! What's a good
>> substitute >> fer 'garlic'?
>> >
>> > Depends on what you're making. Maybe onion?
>>
>> Granulated garlic or garlic powder.
>
>He just said he didn't have any of that.

Well then just **** him.

On Sat, 28 Mar 2020 18:06:50 -0400, Sheldon > wrote:

>On Sat, 28 Mar 2020 15:58:04 -0500, "cshenk" > wrote:
>
>>Sheldon wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:57:50 -0700, "Julie Bove"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>> >
>>> >"notbob" > wrote in message
>>> > ...
>>> > > I got plenty 'o TP and paper towels, but jes discovered I got no
>>> >> 'garlic' anything (cloves, pwdr, salt, etc)! What's a good
>>> substitute >> fer 'garlic'?
>>> >
>>> > Depends on what you're making. Maybe onion?
>>>
>>> Granulated garlic or garlic powder.
>>
>>He just said he didn't have any of that.
>
>Well then just **** him.

lol

On 3/28/2020 6:06 PM, Sheldon wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Mar 2020 15:58:04 -0500, "cshenk" > wrote:
>
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:57:50 -0700, "Julie Bove"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "notbob" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> I got plenty 'o TP and paper towels, but jes discovered I got no
>>>>> 'garlic' anything (cloves, pwdr, salt, etc)! What's a good
>>> substitute >> fer 'garlic'?
>>>>
>>>> Depends on what you're making. Maybe onion?
>>>
>>> Granulated garlic or garlic powder.
>>
>> He just said he didn't have any of that.
>
> Well then just **** him.
>
Oh Sheldon... just admit notbob is not as well stocked as you are. You
win! LOL

Jill

Sheldon wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Mar 2020 15:58:04 -0500, "cshenk" > wrote:
>
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:57:50 -0700, "Julie Bove"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "notbob" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> I got plenty 'o TP and paper towels, but jes discovered I got no
>>>>> 'garlic' anything (cloves, pwdr, salt, etc)! What's a good
>>> substitute >> fer 'garlic'?
>>>>
>>>> Depends on what you're making. Maybe onion?
>>>
>>> Granulated garlic or garlic powder.
>>
>> He just said he didn't have any of that.
>
> Well then just **** him.
>

Popeye, he might not let yoose do that.

jmcquown wrote:
> On 3/28/2020 6:06 PM, Sheldon wrote:
>> On Sat, 28 Mar 2020 15:58:04 -0500, "cshenk" >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Sheldon wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:57:50 -0700, "Julie Bove"
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "notbob" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>> I got plenty 'o TP and paper towels, but jes discovered I got no
>>>>>> 'garlic' anything (cloves, pwdr, salt, etc)!* What's a good
>>>> substitute >> fer 'garlic'?*
>>>>>
>>>>> Depends on what you're making. Maybe onion?
>>>>
>>>> Granulated garlic or garlic powder.
>>>
>>> He just said he didn't have any of that.
>>
>> Well then just **** him.
>>
> Oh Sheldon... just admit notbob is not as well stocked as you are.
> You win! LOL
>
> Jill

That won't work. Popeye wants to **** the man.

cshenk wrote:

> Taxed and Spent wrote:
>
> > On 3/27/2020 8:26 AM, Sheldon wrote:
> > > On Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:57:50 -0700, "Julie Bove"
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > >>"notbob" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > I got plenty 'o TP and paper towels, but jes discovered I got no
> > > > > 'garlic' anything (cloves, pwdr, salt, etc)! What's a good
> > > > > substitute fer 'garlic'?
> > > >
> > > > Depends on what you're making. Maybe onion?
> > >
> > > Granulated garlic or garlic powder.
> > >
> >
> >
> > Well, why not just use garlic, since he has none of these things at
> > all.
>
> He just said he didnt have cloves (of garlic) either


Why don't you just skeddadle back into your toad hole, Carol

-sw

On Sat, 28 Mar 2020 18:54:12 -0400, jmcquown >
wrote:

>On 3/28/2020 6:06 PM, Sheldon wrote:
>> On Sat, 28 Mar 2020 15:58:04 -0500, "cshenk" > wrote:
>>
>>> Sheldon wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:57:50 -0700, "Julie Bove"
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "notbob" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>> I got plenty 'o TP and paper towels, but jes discovered I got no
>>>>>> 'garlic' anything (cloves, pwdr, salt, etc)! What's a good
>>>> substitute >> fer 'garlic'?
>>>>>
>>>>> Depends on what you're making. Maybe onion?
>>>>
>>>> Granulated garlic or garlic powder.
>>>
>>> He just said he didn't have any of that.
>>
>> Well then just **** him.
>>
>Oh Sheldon... just admit notbob is not as well stocked as you are. You
>win! LOL
>
>Jill

I'm not all that well stocked but I consider it no biggie to have
garlic powder... anyone who has s n' p would have garlic powder unless
they never cook anything. I don't keep a huge assortment, I don't
even keep chili powder but I always have dehy garlic. I think notbob
was just trolling, because he never said what he was cooking because
he's notbob, a known troll. No sane person would ask what they could
substitute for garlic without saying what they were cooking unless
they were a mentally difficient troll.

On 3/28/2020 1:59 PM, cshenk wrote:
> Taxed and Spent wrote:
>
>> On 3/27/2020 8:26 AM, Sheldon wrote:
>>> On Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:57:50 -0700, "Julie Bove"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "notbob" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> I got plenty 'o TP and paper towels, but jes discovered I got no
>>>>> 'garlic' anything (cloves, pwdr, salt, etc)! What's a good
>>>>> substitute fer 'garlic'?
>>>>
>>>> Depends on what you're making. Maybe onion?
>>>
>>> Granulated garlic or garlic powder.
>>>
>>
>>
>> Well, why not just use garlic, since he has none of these things at
>> all.
>
> He just said he didnt have cloves (of garlic) either
>


WHOOSH!

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