On Sunday, March 2, 1997 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-6, najara wrote:
> Okay, now I'm confused. In a book I was reading, there was mention of
> the sex of pineapples, and it was said that you should always look for a
> female one. Is this true, and if so, how do I go about looking for one?
> T

YES PINEAPPLE HAVE SEX BUT DON'T EAT BOY THAT GAYYYY

Don't you guys read? In "The Cat Who Could Read Backwards" Mountclemens gives Qwilleran breakfast, claiming that the pineapple is female. Book by the late Lilian Braun in 1966. First of 29 of "The Cat Who" series.