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Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13

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On Thu, 06 Aug 2020 17:37:45 -0400, Sheldon Martin >
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>Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13


A new man purse to go with your man bun!
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>Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13


Nice handbag, John.
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On Thursday, August 6, 2020 at 4:37:51 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
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> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>

What do you carry in your bag?
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>On Thursday, August 6, 2020 at 4:37:51 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>
>> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>>

>What do you carry in your bag?


RO-filters?


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On Thursday, August 6, 2020 at 5:08:25 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
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> On Thu, 6 Aug 2020 15:03:17 -0700 (PDT), "
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> >What do you carry in your bag?

>
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Go sit in the corner and work on sanding your wooden shoes smooth.

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On 8/6/2020 2:37 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>



Better to go with ballistic nylon, camo. Then you can be a manly sissy.


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On Thu, 6 Aug 2020 15:03:17 -0700 (PDT), "
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>On Thursday, August 6, 2020 at 4:37:51 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>
>> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>>

>What do you carry in your bag?


That's an extremely disturbing question, given the context...
Possibly carrying the Bill Cosby Starter Kit?
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Sheldon Martin wrote:
> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>


Buy it! Would work great for an old queer like yoose.


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> On Thursday, August 6, 2020 at 4:37:51 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>
>> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>>
https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>>

> What do you carry in your bag?
>


What do most old queens carry in their bags?
Popeye is a typical faggot.




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On Thu, 06 Aug 2020 17:37:45 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:

> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13


Why? You never go anyplace. Not to visit your wife in the nearby
hospital, nor to see your kids or grandkids who also live pretty
close by.

And it's 1" too short and 1" too narrow to fit 2 1.75L bottles of
Crystal Palace. So it would be useless at liquor store, too.

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> On Thu, 6 Aug 2020 15:03:17 -0700 (PDT), "
> > wrote:
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>> On Thursday, August 6, 2020 at 4:37:51 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>
>>> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>>> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>>> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>>> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>>>

>> What do you carry in your bag?

>
> RO-filters?
>


Hahahaha and a mulching blade, and a few giant size bras.




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> On Thu, 6 Aug 2020 15:03:17 -0700 (PDT), "
> > wrote:
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>> On Thursday, August 6, 2020 at 4:37:51 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>
>>> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>>> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>>> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>>> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>>>

>> What do you carry in your bag?

>
> That's an extremely disturbing question, given the context...
> Possibly carrying the Bill Cosby Starter Kit?
>


Not Popeye ... the man is as queer as a $3 bill.


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> On Thu, 06 Aug 2020 17:37:45 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
>> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13

>
> Why? You never go anyplace. Not to visit your wife in the nearby
> hospital, nor to see your kids or grandkids who also live pretty
> close by.
>
> And it's 1" too short and 1" too narrow to fit 2 1.75L bottles of
> Crystal Palace. So it would be useless at liquor store, too.
>
> -sw
>


And it's too small to carry a dwarf in, right?




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Sqwertz wrote:
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> On Thu, 06 Aug 2020 17:37:45 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
> > Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
> > shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
> > year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
> > https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13

>
> Why? You never go anyplace. Not to visit your wife in the nearby
> hospital, nor to see your kids or grandkids who also live pretty
> close by.


Does Sheldon have any kids of his own (biological)?
Or is this his wife's kids from an old marriage?
Only she goes to visit them, never him.
He stays home and cooks onions while she's gone.

I used to use a child's lunchbox to keep things I might
need while at work all day. It was full of many little things
but it stayed in my van. Never a need to carry it with me.
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In article >, says...
>
> Sqwertz wrote:
> >
> > On Thu, 06 Aug 2020 17:37:45 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
> >
> > > Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
> > > shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
> > > year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
> > >
https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
> >
> > Why? You never go anyplace. Not to visit your wife in the nearby
> > hospital, nor to see your kids or grandkids who also live pretty
> > close by.

>
> Does Sheldon have any kids of his own (biological)?


Yes he does, pay attention. Daughter and grandkids.

I used to make recycled stuff for a charity to sell; I had a
brilliant idea for a manbag made out of a beautiful old tweed jacket.
It was lined with the original silk and had various pockets (inside and
out). Plus a shoulder strap made from a sleeve. The sale label said
"Mangag , for the man who has everything buy nowhere to put it. It never
sold so eventually I took it home and gave it to John, who very rarely
uses it, don't know why as his pockets are always laden with essential
manstuff. I've used the manbag more often than he has. I still think
it's a great idea and a great bag but it must be ahead of its time.

Janet UK
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On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 16:39:56 +0100, Janet > wrote:

>In article >, says...
>>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>> >
>> > On Thu, 06 Aug 2020 17:37:45 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>> >
>> > > Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>> > > shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>> > > year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>> > >
https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>> >
>> > Why? You never go anyplace. Not to visit your wife in the nearby
>> > hospital, nor to see your kids or grandkids who also live pretty
>> > close by.

>>
>> Does Sheldon have any kids of his own (biological)?

>
> Yes he does, pay attention. Daughter and grandkids.
>
> I used to make recycled stuff for a charity to sell; I had a
>brilliant idea for a manbag made out of a beautiful old tweed jacket.
>It was lined with the original silk and had various pockets (inside and
>out). Plus a shoulder strap made from a sleeve. The sale label said
>"Mangag , for the man who has everything buy nowhere to put it. It never
>sold so eventually I took it home and gave it to John, who very rarely
>uses it, don't know why as his pockets are always laden with essential
>manstuff. I've used the manbag more often than he has. I still think
>it's a great idea and a great bag but it must be ahead of its time.
>
> Janet UK


I've already posted many times that I have one biological daughter who
has two daughters so I suppose they qualify as my grands... I've
already posted their pictures
My present wife has two sons from her first husband who have three
children, two boys and one girl.
I visit when I feel like it and it's convenient for all, and they
visit here when they feel like it and it's conenient. They are all a
lot older now and have their own lives.

I've carried a man bag all my adult life only back then it was called
a seabag/douchekit. I carry lots of necessities in it that would
otherwise bulge my pockets like cancerous growths.... I've seen many
guys shopping with lumpy pockets, my wife thinks they look diseased. A
lot of guys have their wives carry their stuff in a cheapo plastic
tote. I prefer carrying my own stuff, all neatly organized in a well
made leather bag... many years ago real men carried their stuff in
saddlebags on their horse. I used to ride a Hawg and it had
saddlebags... yoose shit for brains wanna tell a gang of Hells Angels
with saddlebags that they're all faggots.

Tonight's dinner will be a 3 1/2 lb roast beef, with a large yellow
crookneck, roasted, and fresh garden green beans sauted with slivered
onions in butter. I'm sure there will be plenty of left over roast
beef but it won't be heated... haven't any of yoose been to a deli and
bought cold sliced roast beef for sammiches.
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On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 12:43:03 -0400, Sheldon Martin >
wrote:

>On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 16:39:56 +0100, Janet > wrote:
>
>>In article >, says...
>>>
>>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>> >
>>> > On Thu, 06 Aug 2020 17:37:45 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>> >
>>> > > Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>>> > > shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>>> > > year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>>> > >
https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>>> >
>>> > Why? You never go anyplace. Not to visit your wife in the nearby
>>> > hospital, nor to see your kids or grandkids who also live pretty
>>> > close by.
>>>
>>> Does Sheldon have any kids of his own (biological)?

>>
>> Yes he does, pay attention. Daughter and grandkids.
>>
>> I used to make recycled stuff for a charity to sell; I had a
>>brilliant idea for a manbag made out of a beautiful old tweed jacket.
>>It was lined with the original silk and had various pockets (inside and
>>out). Plus a shoulder strap made from a sleeve. The sale label said
>>"Mangag , for the man who has everything buy nowhere to put it. It never
>>sold so eventually I took it home and gave it to John, who very rarely
>>uses it, don't know why as his pockets are always laden with essential
>>manstuff. I've used the manbag more often than he has. I still think
>>it's a great idea and a great bag but it must be ahead of its time.
>>
>> Janet UK

>
>I've already posted many times that I have one biological daughter who
>has two daughters so I suppose they qualify as my grands... I've
>already posted their pictures
>My present wife has two sons from her first husband who have three
>children, two boys and one girl.
>I visit when I feel like it and it's convenient for all, and they
>visit here when they feel like it and it's conenient. They are all a
>lot older now and have their own lives.
>
>I've carried a man bag all my adult life only back then it was called
>a seabag/douchekit. I carry lots of necessities in it that would
>otherwise bulge my pockets like cancerous growths.... I've seen many
>guys shopping with lumpy pockets, my wife thinks they look diseased. A
>lot of guys have their wives carry their stuff in a cheapo plastic
>tote. I prefer carrying my own stuff, all neatly organized in a well
>made leather bag... many years ago real men carried their stuff in
>saddlebags on their horse. I used to ride a Hawg and it had
>saddlebags... yoose shit for brains wanna tell a gang of Hells Angels
>with saddlebags that they're all faggots.
>
>Tonight's dinner will be a 3 1/2 lb roast beef, with a large yellow
>crookneck, roasted, and fresh garden green beans sauted with slivered
>onions in butter. I'm sure there will be plenty of left over roast


Meant to type sauted in slivered garlic.

>beef but it won't be heated... haven't any of yoose been to a deli and
>bought cold sliced roast beef for sammiches.

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On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 11:43:09 AM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
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> I've carried a man bag all my adult life only back then it was called
> a seabag/douchekit. I carry lots of necessities in it that would
> otherwise bulge my pockets like cancerous growths.... I've seen many
> guys shopping with lumpy pockets, my wife thinks they look diseased. A
> lot of guys have their wives carry their stuff in a cheapo plastic
> tote.
>

Or she totes his stuff around in HER purse.

This really doesn't have anything to do with Sheldon's man bag or that
lovely sounding bag that Janet UK made but I'll share just the same.

Over 10 years ago I started carrying/wearing a ladies' backpack purse.
I love them!! Hands are free to shop and pick up items and examine.
I do have some very nice/dressy regular handbags that I fish out and
transfer items to them when I have to make an appearance at a wedding
or funeral. But I'm so used to being hands-free that a purse hanging
on my arm is quite annoying. That being said, I've never been a fan
of shoulder or cross-body bags.
>
> Tonight's dinner will be a 3 1/2 lb roast beef, with a large yellow
> crookneck, roasted, and fresh garden green beans sauted with slivered
> onions in butter. I'm sure there will be plenty of left over roast
> beef but it won't be heated... haven't any of yoose been to a deli and
> bought cold sliced roast beef for sammiches.
>

Cold roast beef sandwiches sound like they would hit the spot for lunch
or supper on these hot days. Especially after any yard/fieldwork.


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>I've already posted many times that I have one biological daughter who
>has two daughters so I suppose they qualify as my grands...


Nothing escapes you!
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> On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 12:43:03 -0400, Sheldon Martin >
> wrote:
>
>> I've already posted many times that I have one biological daughter who
>> has two daughters so I suppose they qualify as my grands...

>
> Nothing escapes you!
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Except hot gas.


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On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 4:00:17 PM UTC-4, wrote:
> On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 2:33:58 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> >
> > wrote:
> >
> > > Over 10 years ago I started carrying/wearing a ladies' backpack purse.
> > > I love them!! Hands are free to shop and pick up items and examine.
> > > I do have some very nice/dressy regular handbags that I fish out and
> > > transfer items to them when I have to make an appearance at a wedding
> > > or funeral. But I'm so used to being hands-free that a purse hanging
> > > on my arm is quite annoying. That being said, I've never been a fan
> > > of shoulder or cross-body bags.
> > >>

> >
> > With it on your back, don't you worry about pickpockets?
> >

> Not in the least. Unless you are dead you can spot/sense when someone is
> too close to your back whether wearing a backpack purse or just a regular
> purse hanging on your arm.
>
> Would I wear this type of purse in the middle of New York City, Chicago,
> Atlanta, Memphis, etc.? No. If I were vacationing in any of those cities
> I'd be wearing a fanny pack. But when I'm at the grocery store I'll hear
> it announced over the intercom at least once per trip "Do not leave your
> purse or billfold unattended." I'll see at least a half dozen purses
> plopped in the child seat section of a grocery cart and the shopper has
> stepped away to gaze at something on a shelf. Completely oblivious.


And that's why I don't carry a purse when I'm shopping. Wallet in one
pocket, keys in the other.

Cindy Hamilton


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On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 3:11:54 PM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
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> And that's why I don't carry a purse when I'm shopping. Wallet in one
> pocket, keys in the other.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>

I've tried the wallet in one pocket and keys in another; I don't need any
bulges on my hips or thighs. Even though my billfold is a French clutch
and not stuffed, it's too large for some pockets. Some of my pants don't
even have pockets but I can get away with it in the wintertime when I wear
a jacket.

https://i.postimg.cc/pLvr60P3/French-Clutch.jpg
(No, I don't have a Gucci billfold.)
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On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 07:03:09 -0400, Gary wrote:

> Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 06 Aug 2020 17:37:45 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>
>>> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>>> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>>> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>>> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13

>>
>> Why? You never go anyplace. Not to visit your wife in the nearby
>> hospital, nor to see your kids or grandkids who also live pretty
>> close by.

>
> Does Sheldon have any kids of his own (biological)?
> Or is this his wife's kids from an old marriage?


She's a mail-order bride from some inbred pygmy Indian tribe in the
hills of Guatemala.

It was the only peoples he could find that had women smaller than
himself.

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On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 12:43:03 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:

> ... yoose shit for brains wanna tell a gang of Hells Angels
> with saddlebags that they're all faggots.


Just you, you faggot.

You know how midgets kinda waddle when they walk? Sheldon carries
the bag to offset the wobble.

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On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 18:45:52 -0500, Sqwertz >
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>On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 12:43:03 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
>> ... yoose shit for brains wanna tell a gang of Hells Angels
>> with saddlebags that they're all faggots.

>
>Just you, you faggot.
>
>You know how midgets kinda waddle when they walk? Sheldon carries
>the bag to offset the wobble.


He has to, because with every wobble his man bun flops to one side.
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Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 07:03:09 -0400, Gary wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>> On Thu, 06 Aug 2020 17:37:45 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>>
>>>> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>>>> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>>>> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>>>> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>>>
>>> Why? You never go anyplace. Not to visit your wife in the nearby
>>> hospital, nor to see your kids or grandkids who also live pretty
>>> close by.

>>
>> Does Sheldon have any kids of his own (biological)?
>> Or is this his wife's kids from an old marriage?

>
> She's a mail-order bride from some inbred pygmy Indian tribe in the
> hills of Guatemala.
>
> It was the only peoples he could find that had women smaller than
> himself.
>
> -sw
>


Why does he say you are a dwarf?




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Bruce wrote:
> On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 18:45:52 -0500, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 12:43:03 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>
>>> ... yoose shit for brains wanna tell a gang of Hells Angels
>>> with saddlebags that they're all faggots.

>>
>> Just you, you faggot.
>>
>> You know how midgets kinda waddle when they walk? Sheldon carries
>> the bag to offset the wobble.

>
> He has to, because with every wobble his man bun flops to one side.
>


Disappointing. I thought you were working up to another double sniff.


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On 2020-08-07 7:45 p.m., Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 12:43:03 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
>> ... yoose shit for brains wanna tell a gang of Hells Angels
>> with saddlebags that they're all faggots.

>
> Just you, you faggot.
>
> You know how midgets kinda waddle when they walk? Sheldon carries
> the bag to offset the wobble.
>


Funny, but I had never considered the likelihood of Sheldon's bag being
enough to cause a wobble.
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On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 7:12:03 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2020-08-07 7:45 p.m., Sqwertz wrote:
> > On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 12:43:03 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
> >
> >> ... yoose shit for brains wanna tell a gang of Hells Angels
> >> with saddlebags that they're all faggots.

> >
> > Just you, you faggot.
> >
> > You know how midgets kinda waddle when they walk? Sheldon carries
> > the bag to offset the wobble.
> >

>
> Funny, but I had never considered the likelihood of Sheldon's bag being
> enough to cause a wobble.


ROFL!

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On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 18:38:06 -0500, Sqwertz >
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>On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 07:03:09 -0400, Gary wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>> On Thu, 06 Aug 2020 17:37:45 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>>
>>>> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>>>> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>>>> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>>>> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>>>
>>> Why? You never go anyplace. Not to visit your wife in the nearby
>>> hospital, nor to see your kids or grandkids who also live pretty
>>> close by.

>>
>> Does Sheldon have any kids of his own (biological)?
>> Or is this his wife's kids from an old marriage?

>
>She's a mail-order bride from some inbred pygmy Indian tribe in the
>hills of Guatemala.
>
>It was the only peoples he could find that had women smaller than
>himself.


LOL
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On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 5:10:55 PM UTC-4, wrote:
> On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 3:11:54 PM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >
> > And that's why I don't carry a purse when I'm shopping. Wallet in one
> > pocket, keys in the other.
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton
> >

> I've tried the wallet in one pocket and keys in another; I don't need any
> bulges on my hips or thighs.


What difference does it make?

> Even though my billfold is a French clutch
> and not stuffed, it's too large for some pockets. Some of my pants don't
> even have pockets


I won't buy pants without pockets.

> but I can get away with it in the wintertime when I wear
> a jacket.
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/pLvr60P3/French-Clutch.jpg
> (No, I don't have a Gucci billfold.)


Mine's a ballistic nylon trifold. Probably intended for a man, but
I don't care.

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> >I've already posted many times that I have one biological daughter who
> >has two daughters so I suppose they qualify as my grands... I've
> >already posted their pictures


You "suppose they qualify" as your grands?
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> Mine's a ballistic nylon trifold. Probably intended for a man, but
> I don't care.


I use a nylon trifold by QuickSilver that's very old and
showing it's age. I still love it.

I have a newer one that just isn't as nice and I also was
gifted a leather wallet years ago from someone that felt
I needed a new wallet. heh I'll never use the leather one.
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On Saturday, August 8, 2020 at 1:24:35 AM UTC-10, Gary wrote:
> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >
> > Mine's a ballistic nylon trifold. Probably intended for a man, but
> > I don't care.

>
> I use a nylon trifold by QuickSilver that's very old and
> showing it's age. I still love it.
>
> I have a newer one that just isn't as nice and I also was
> gifted a leather wallet years ago from someone that felt
> I needed a new wallet. heh I'll never use the leather one.


"Surfer" wallets. Those are pretty popular on this rock and have been for decades. I dumped my old leather wallet and use a new fangled card carrying thingie in my front pocket. Keeping a fat-assed wallet in your ass pocket is just asking for trouble.

https://www.amazon.com/Aluminum-Mini...dp/B079KN29PP/
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On Saturday, August 8, 2020 at 12:30:59 PM UTC-4, dsi1 wrote:
> On Saturday, August 8, 2020 at 1:24:35 AM UTC-10, Gary wrote:
> > Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > >
> > > Mine's a ballistic nylon trifold. Probably intended for a man, but
> > > I don't care.

> >
> > I use a nylon trifold by QuickSilver that's very old and
> > showing it's age. I still love it.
> >
> > I have a newer one that just isn't as nice and I also was
> > gifted a leather wallet years ago from someone that felt
> > I needed a new wallet. heh I'll never use the leather one.

>
> "Surfer" wallets. Those are pretty popular on this rock and have been for decades. I dumped my old leather wallet and use a new fangled card carrying thingie in my front pocket. Keeping a fat-assed wallet in your ass pocket is just asking for trouble.
>
> https://www.amazon.com/Aluminum-Mini...dp/B079KN29PP/


That is nice. I'm afraid it would block the chip in the card that
lets me in to my office building.

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On Saturday, August 8, 2020 at 4:52:08 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
> On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 5:10:55 PM UTC-4, wrote:
> >
> > I've tried the wallet in one pocket and keys in another; I don't need any
> > bulges on my hips or thighs.

>
> What difference does it make?
>

My self-esteem.
>
> > Even though my billfold is a French clutch
> > and not stuffed, it's too large for some pockets. Some of my pants don't
> > even have pockets

>
> I won't buy pants without pockets.
>

If I like the fit, look, and material, I will.
>
> > but I can get away with it in the wintertime when I wear
> > a jacket.
> >
> > https://i.postimg.cc/pLvr60P3/French-Clutch.jpg
> > (No, I don't have a Gucci billfold.)

>
> Mine's a ballistic nylon trifold. Probably intended for a man, but
> I don't care.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>

If you like it and it suits your needs, that's all that matters.
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