A pasta a day makes for a good roll in the hay

On Wednesday, September 23, 2020 at 10:38:20 AM UTC-5, wrote:
> A pasta a day makes for a good roll in the hay

It's not the kind of bird
that I'd ever go a-hunting
'Cause there's not much meat
on an indigo bunting

See? I'm a poet too!

--Bryan

On Wed, 23 Sep 2020 13:34:03 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
> wrote:

>On Wednesday, September 23, 2020 at 10:38:20 AM UTC-5, wrote:
>> A pasta a day makes for a good roll in the hay
>
>It's not the kind of bird
>that I'd ever go a-hunting
>'Cause there's not much meat
>on an indigo bunting
>
>See? I'm a poet too!

I see a new punk band in your near future.

> wrote:
> A pasta a day makes for a good roll in the hay

Only thing I
am testing positive for is Pasta or Cheese.


This is a response to the post seen at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.p...6940#569616940

Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
> Maybe you should write songs. Then you can name them as you wish.

You're talking to an old musician and song writer. I've written
lyrics for many songs.

Music career was my original goal. Had several bands and even
played locally. I gave it up when I got married with an
immediate 2 year old daughter. Marriage was a BOGO deal.

Playing at clubs at night was not a good match with
a family life so I let it go.

The record stores had a hard time stocking all my LPs too.

On Friday, September 25, 2020 at 2:36:23 AM UTC-10, Gary wrote:
> Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >
> > Maybe you should write songs. Then you can name them as you wish.
>
> You're talking to an old musician and song writer. I've written
> lyrics for many songs.
>
> Music career was my original goal. Had several bands and even
> played locally. I gave it up when I got married with an
> immediate 2 year old daughter. Marriage was a BOGO deal.
>
> Playing at clubs at night was not a good match with
> a family life so I let it go.
>
> The record stores had a hard time stocking all my LPs too.

It has come to my attention that it is possible to learn to play the guitar by playing a video game like "Rocksmith." It's the future of guitar in the post-punk era and it's simply adorable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_StY0MvfMIg

On Friday, September 25, 2020 at 7:36:23 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >
> > Maybe you should write songs. Then you can name them as you wish.
> You're talking to an old musician and song writer. I've written
> lyrics for many songs.
>
> Music career was my original goal. Had several bands and even
> played locally. I gave it up when I got married with an
> immediate 2 year old daughter. Marriage was a BOGO deal.
>
> Playing at clubs at night was not a good match with
> a family life so I let it go.
>
> The record stores had a hard time stocking all my LPs too.

Perhaps you made an unwise choice, as it seems that you were far more
suited to being a musician than to relationships with women. And you
know, that profile can make for some classic country songs, and considering
that you're a Republican without a pot to **** in, you'd fit right in. Mah truck
broke down, mah woe-man done lef me, and mah danged weasel died.
But you really should change the weasel to a dog.

--Bryan

On Fri, 25 Sep 2020 10:36:08 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
> wrote:

>On Friday, September 25, 2020 at 7:36:23 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>> >
>> > Maybe you should write songs. Then you can name them as you wish.
>> You're talking to an old musician and song writer. I've written
>> lyrics for many songs.
>>
>> Music career was my original goal. Had several bands and even
>> played locally. I gave it up when I got married with an
>> immediate 2 year old daughter. Marriage was a BOGO deal.
>>
>> Playing at clubs at night was not a good match with
>> a family life so I let it go.
>>
>> The record stores had a hard time stocking all my LPs too.
>
>Perhaps you made an unwise choice, as it seems that you were far more
> suited to being a musician than to relationships with women. And you
>know, that profile can make for some classic country songs, and considering
>that you're a Republican without a pot to **** in, you'd fit right in. Mah truck
>broke down, mah woe-man done lef me, and mah danged weasel died.
>But you really should change the weasel to a dog.

Mah cheeseburger ain't on special.

Bruce wrote:
> On Fri, 25 Sep 2020 10:36:08 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
> > wrote:
>
>> On Friday, September 25, 2020 at 7:36:23 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Maybe you should write songs. Then you can name them as you wish.
>>> You're talking to an old musician and song writer. I've written
>>> lyrics for many songs.
>>>
>>> Music career was my original goal. Had several bands and even
>>> played locally. I gave it up when I got married with an
>>> immediate 2 year old daughter. Marriage was a BOGO deal.
>>>
>>> Playing at clubs at night was not a good match with
>>> a family life so I let it go.
>>>
>>> The record stores had a hard time stocking all my LPs too.
>>
>> Perhaps you made an unwise choice, as it seems that you were far more
>> suited to being a musician than to relationships with women. And you
>> know, that profile can make for some classic country songs, and considering
>> that you're a Republican without a pot to **** in, you'd fit right in. Mah truck
>> broke down, mah woe-man done lef me, and mah danged weasel died.
>> But you really should change the weasel to a dog.
>
> Mah cheeseburger ain't on special.
>

There's a tear in my beer,
Cause I'm missin' you dear ....

-- George Strait

Hank Rogers wrote:
> Bruce wrote:
>> On Fri, 25 Sep 2020 10:36:08 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On Friday, September 25, 2020 at 7:36:23 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Maybe you should write songs. Then you can name them as you wish.
>>>> You're talking to an old musician and song writer. I've written
>>>> lyrics for many songs.
>>>>
>>>> Music career was my original goal. Had several bands and even
>>>> played locally. I gave it up when I got married with an
>>>> immediate 2 year old daughter. Marriage was a BOGO deal.
>>>>
>>>> Playing at clubs at night was not a good match with
>>>> a family life so I let it go.
>>>>
>>>> The record stores had a hard time stocking all my LPs too.
>>>
>>> Perhaps you made an unwise choice, as it seems that you were far
>>> more
>>> suited to being a musician than to relationships with women. And
>>> you
>>> know, that profile can make for some classic country songs, and
>>> considering
>>> that you're a Republican without a pot to **** in, you'd fit
>>> right in.* Mah truck
>>> broke down, mah woe-man done lef me, and mah danged weasel died.
>>> But you really should change the weasel to a dog.
>>
>> Mah cheeseburger ain't on special.
>>
>
> There's a tear in my beer,
> Cause I'm missin' you dear ....
>
> -- George Strait
>
OOPS My bad ... It was the late, great Hank Williams, also later
sang by his rowdy son, Hank Jr.

On Fri, 25 Sep 2020 19:14:09 -0500, Hank Rogers wrote:

>> -- George Strait
>
> OOPS My bad ... It was the late, great Hank Williams,
> also later sang by his rowdy son, Hank Jr.

Geez, Hank. If even you cannot keep Hanks straight
from strait, what do we do if we have a hanker to too?

Mike Duffy wrote:
> On Fri, 25 Sep 2020 19:14:09 -0500, Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>>> -- George Strait
>>
>> OOPS My bad ... It was the late, great Hank Williams,
>> also later sang by his rowdy son, Hank Jr.
>
> Geez, Hank. If even you cannot keep Hanks straight
> from strait, what do we do if we have a hanker to too?
>

Well, we could all just wank instead of hank.

There's so many of my relatives, I can't keep them all strait.

I think I'll go drink a cold fort worth beer ... I'm out of crystal
palace.