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We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us. Extended family Zoom at 1:30.

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On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:

> We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us. Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
>
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How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.
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On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
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>We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.


Matches your peepee.


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Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>
>> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.

>
> Matches your peepee.
>

How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?
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On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 10:36:01 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
> Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
> > On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >>
> >> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.

> >
> > Matches your peepee.
> >

> How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
> why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?


Sheldon thinks about peepees because in the Navy, he was
repeatedly ****ed in the mouth by other sailors. Shelly the
cook. The one who did "women's work." They weren't ***.
They'd rather have been mouth raping a woman, but Shelly
was as close as they could get.

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On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 9:28:53 AM UTC-6, Graham wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
> > We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us. Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
> >
> > --Bryan

> How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.


I just cut fresh sage from the herb garden for the stuffing.

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Bryan Simmons formulated on Thursday :
> On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 10:36:01 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
>> Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
>>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>
>>>> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.
>>>
>>> Matches your peepee.
>>>

>> How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
>> why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?

>
> Sheldon thinks about peepees because in the Navy, he was
> repeatedly ****ed in the mouth by other sailors. Shelly the
> cook. The one who did "women's work." They weren't ***.
> They'd rather have been mouth raping a woman, but Shelly
> was as close as they could get.
>
> --Bryan
>

In Sheldon's case you can't rape the willing, and
he sure does seem to enjoy a dose of throat coat,
his *** lames are beyond stale.
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On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 11:35:53 -0500, Doppelgänger
> wrote:

>Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>
>>> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.

>>
>> Matches your peepee.
>>

>How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
>why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?


Sheldon's very peepee oriented and always receives visitors at the
back door.
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> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 11:35:53 -0500, Doppelgänger
> > wrote:
>
>> Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
>>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>
>>>> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.
>>>
>>> Matches your peepee.
>>>

>> How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
>> why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?

>
> Sheldon's very peepee oriented and always receives visitors at the
> back door.
>

Kind of ironic considering he's an old fart
that likely can't get it up anymore, no
hard feelings.
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On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 12:56:26 -0500, Doppelgänger
> wrote:

>NOM
>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 11:35:53 -0500, Doppelgänger
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
>>>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.
>>>>
>>>> Matches your peepee.
>>>>
>>> How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
>>> why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?

>>
>> Sheldon's very peepee oriented and always receives visitors at the
>> back door.
>>

>Kind of ironic considering he's an old fart
>that likely can't get it up anymore, no
>hard feelings.


Maybe he gets a volume discount for the little pills.


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On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 11:36:00 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
> Bryan Simmons formulated on Thursday :
> > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 10:36:01 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
> >> Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
> >>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.
> >>>
> >>> Matches your peepee.
> >>>
> >> How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
> >> why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?

> >
> > Sheldon thinks about peepees because in the Navy, he was
> > repeatedly ****ed in the mouth by other sailors. Shelly the
> > cook. The one who did "women's work." They weren't ***.
> > They'd rather have been mouth raping a woman, but Shelly
> > was as close as they could get.
> >
> > --Bryan
> >

> In Sheldon's case you can't rape the willing, and
> he sure does seem to enjoy a dose of throat coat,
> his *** lames are beyond stale.


I don't believe that he is ***. I believe that he was ****ed in the
mouth by sailors, and that's why he's always thinking about
penises and saying homophobic stuff. I don't believe that he
ever willingly put a dick in his mouth. Should we ask him?

Like, Sheldon, all those times you got ****ed in the mouth,
you never enjoyed it, did you?

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On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 12:02:50 PM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 12:56:26 -0500, Doppelgänger
> > wrote:
>
> >NOM
> >> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 11:35:53 -0500, Doppelgänger
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >>> Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
> >>>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.
> >>>>
> >>>> Matches your peepee.
> >>>>
> >>> How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
> >>> why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?
> >>
> >> Sheldon's very peepee oriented and always receives visitors at the
> >> back door.
> >>

> >Kind of ironic considering he's an old fart
> >that likely can't get it up anymore, no
> >hard feelings.

> Maybe he gets a volume discount for the little pills.


Both Viagra and Cialis are off patent and very, very cheap.

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Bryan Simmons wrote :
> Both Viagra and Cialis are off patent and very, very cheap.
>
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Especially through GoodRX. (I heard that from a friend) :-P
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On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 9:28:53 AM UTC-6, Graham wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
> > We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us. Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
> >
> > --Bryan

> How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.



Nonsense, Graham...America and our Thanksgiving traditions are ALL about EXCESS...that's why we are the BEST nation ever on the face of the Earth...

Didya know that the Pilgrims were originally "socialist" and almost starved....and then they started practicing CAPITALISM and they THRIVED...here ya go, an economics lesson for you, and as an act of Christian Charity I gift you with it at NO CHARGE TO you, Dear Graham!

https://fee.org/articles/thanksgivin...-collectivism/

Thanksgiving Was a Triumph of Capitalism over Collectivism
There would have been no Thanksgiving if private property rights had not saved the colony from extinction.

Monday, November 21, 2016

"This time of the year, whether in good economic times or bad, is when we gather with our family and friends and enjoy a Thanksgiving meal together. It marks a remembrance of those early Pilgrim Fathers who crossed the uncharted ocean from Europe to make a new start in Plymouth, Massachusetts. What is less appreciated is that Thanksgiving is also a celebration of the birth of free enterprise in America.

The English Puritans, who left Great Britain and sailed across the Atlantic on the Mayflower in 1620, were not only escaping from religious persecution in their homeland. They also wanted to turn their backs on what they viewed as the materialistic and greedy corruption of the Old World.

n the New World, they wanted to erect a New Jerusalem that would not only be religiously devout, but be built on a new foundation of communal sharing and social altruism. Their goal was the communism of Platos Republic, in which all would work and share in common, knowing neither private property nor self-interested acquisitiveness.

What resulted is recorded in the journal of Governor William Bradford, the head of the colony. The colonists collectively cleared and worked land, but they brought forth neither the bountiful harvest they hoped for, nor did it create a spirit of shared and cheerful brotherhood.

The less industrious members of the colony came late to their work in the fields, and were slow and easy in their labors. Knowing that they and their families were to receive an equal share of whatever the group produced, they saw little reason to be more diligent their efforts. The harder working among the colonists became resentful that their efforts would be redistributed to the more malingering members of the colony. Soon they, too, were coming late to work and were less energetic in the fields.

As Governor Bradford explained in his old English (though with the spelling modernized):

For the young men that were able and fit for labor and service did repine that they should spend their time and strength to work for other mens wives and children, without recompense. The strong, or men of parts, had no more division of food, clothes, etc. then he that was weak and not able to do a quarter the other could; this was thought injustice. The aged and graver men to be ranked and equalized in labor, and food, clothes, etc. with the meaner and younger sort, thought it some indignant and disrespect unto them. And for mens wives to be commanded to do service for other men, as dressing their meat, washing their clothes, etc. they deemed it a kind of slavery, neither could their husbands brook it.

Because of the disincentives and resentments that spread among the population, crops were sparse and the rationed equal shares from the collective harvest were not enough to ward off starvation and death. Two years of communism in practice had left alive only a fraction of the original number of the Plymouth colonists.

Realizing that another season like those that had just passed would mean the extinction of the entire community, the elders of the colony decided to try something radically different: the introduction of private property rights and the right of the individual families to keep the fruits of their own labor.

As Governor Bradford put it:

And so assigned to every family a parcel of land, according to the proportion of their number for that end . . .This had a very good success; for it made all hands very industrious, so as much more corn was planted than otherwise would have been by any means the Governor or any other could use, and saved him a great deal of trouble, and gave far better content. The women now went willingly into the field, and took their little-ones with them to set corn, which before would alledge weakness, and inability; whom to have compelled would have been thought great tyranny and oppression.

The Plymouth Colony experienced a great bounty of food. Private ownership meant that there was now a close link between work and reward. Industry became the order of the day as the men and women in each family went to the fields on their separate private farms. When the harvest time came, not only did many families produce enough for their own needs, but they had surpluses that they could freely exchange with their neighbors for mutual benefit and improvement.

In Governor Bradfords words:

By this time harvest was come, and instead of famine, now God gave them plenty, and the face of things was changed, to the rejoicing of the hearts of many, for which they blessed God. And the effect of their planting was well seen, for all had, one way or other, pretty well to bring the year about, and some of the abler sort and more industrious had to spare, and sell to others, so as any general want or famine hath not been amongst them since to this day.

Hard experience had taught the Plymouth colonists the fallacy and error in the ideas of that since the time of the ancient Greeks had promised paradise through collectivism rather than individualism. As Governor Bradford expressed it:

The experience that was had in this common course and condition, tried sundry years, and that amongst the Godly and sober men, may well convince of the vanity and conceit of Platos and other ancients; -- that the taking away of property, and bringing into a common wealth, would make them happy and flourishing; as if they were wiser than God. For this community (so far as it was) was found to breed confusion and discontent, and retard much employment that would have been to their benefit and comfort.

Was this realization that communism was incompatible with human nature and the prosperity of humanity to be despaired or be a cause for guilt? Not in Governor Bradfords eyes. It was simply a matter of accepting that altruism and collectivism were inconsistent with the nature of man, and that human institutions should reflect the reality of mans nature if he is to prosper. Said Governor Bradford:

Let none object this is mans corruption, and nothing to the curse itself. I answer, seeing all men have this corruption in them, God in his wisdom saw another course fitter for them.
The desire to €œspread the wealth€ and for government to plan and regulate peoples lives is as old as the utopian fantasy in Platos Republic. The Pilgrim Fathers tried and soon realized its bankruptcy and failure as a way for men to live together in society.

Let us remember that what we are really celebrating is the birth of free men and free enterprise in that New World of America.

They, instead, accepted man as he is: hardworking, productive, and innovative when allowed the liberty to follow his own interests in improving his own circumstances and those of his family. And even more, out of his industry result the quantities of useful goods that enable men to trade to their mutual benefit.

In the wilderness of the New World, the Plymouth Pilgrims had progressed from the false dream of communism to the sound realism of capitalism. At a time of economic uncertainty, it is worthwhile recalling this beginning of the American experiment and experience with freedom.

This is the lesson of the First Thanksgiving. This year, when we sit around our dining table with our family and friends, let us also remember that what we are really celebrating is the birth of free men and free enterprise in that New World of America.

The real meaning of Thanksgiving, in other words, is the triumph of capitalism over the failure of collectivism in all its forms..."

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> On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 10:36:01 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
> > Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
> > > On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > >>
> > >> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.
> > >
> > > Matches your peepee.
> > >

> > How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
> > why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?

> Sheldon thinks about peepees because in the Navy, he was
> repeatedly ****ed in the mouth by other sailors. Shelly the
> cook. The one who did "women's work." They weren't ***.
> They'd rather have been mouth raping a woman, but Shelly
> was as close as they could get.



Nonsense...you are just "deflecting" from the fact that you and your jilted psychedelic paramour John Kuthe were the original "Glory Hole Kum Kweens"....

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On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 12:40:24 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:
> wrote:
> > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 10:36:01 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
> > > Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
> > > > On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.
> > > >
> > > > Matches your peepee.
> > > >
> > > How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
> > > why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?

> > Sheldon thinks about peepees because in the Navy, he was
> > repeatedly ****ed in the mouth by other sailors. Shelly the
> > cook. The one who did "women's work." They weren't ***.
> > They'd rather have been mouth raping a woman, but Shelly
> > was as close as they could get.

> Nonsense...you are just "deflecting" from the fact that you and your jilted psychedelic paramour John Kuthe were the original "Glory Hole Kum Kweens"...


You're really ****ing stupid. If I liked sucking dick, I'd be open about it.
When did you come out? Probably late, since you're into that stupid
religious shit that says dick suckers like you will burn in Hell.
>
> --
> Best
> Greg


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> On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 12:40:24 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:
> > wrote:
> > > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 10:36:01 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
> > > > Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
> > > > > On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen..
> > > > >
> > > > > Matches your peepee.
> > > > >
> > > > How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
> > > > why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?
> > > Sheldon thinks about peepees because in the Navy, he was
> > > repeatedly ****ed in the mouth by other sailors. Shelly the
> > > cook. The one who did "women's work." They weren't ***.
> > > They'd rather have been mouth raping a woman, but Shelly
> > > was as close as they could get.

> > Nonsense...you are just "deflecting" from the fact that you and your jilted psychedelic paramour John Kuthe were the original "Glory Hole Kum Kweens"...

> You're really ****ing stupid. If I liked sucking dick, I'd be open about it.
> When did you come out? Probably late, since you're into that stupid
> religious shit that says dick suckers like you will burn in Hell.



Beware, Bryan the BLASPHEMER...BEWARE...!!!

Acts 7:51 ESV

€œYou stiff-necked people, uncircumcised in heart and ears, you always resist the Holy Spirit. As your fathers did, so do you..."

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On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 10:51:51 -0800 (PST), GM wrote:

> wrote:
>
>> On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 12:40:24 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:
>>> wrote:
>>> > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 10:36:01 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
>>> > > Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
>>> > > > On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>> > > >>
>>> > > >> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Matches your peepee.
>>> > > >
>>> > > How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
>>> > > why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?
>>> > Sheldon thinks about peepees because in the Navy, he was
>>> > repeatedly ****ed in the mouth by other sailors. Shelly the
>>> > cook. The one who did "women's work." They weren't ***.
>>> > They'd rather have been mouth raping a woman, but Shelly
>>> > was as close as they could get.
>>> Nonsense...you are just "deflecting" from the fact that you and your jilted psychedelic paramour John Kuthe were the original "Glory Hole Kum Kweens"...

>> You're really ****ing stupid. If I liked sucking dick, I'd be open about it.
>> When did you come out? Probably late, since you're into that stupid
>> religious shit that says dick suckers like you will burn in Hell.

>
>
> Beware, Bryan the BLASPHEMER...BEWARE...!!!
>
> Acts 7:51 ESV
>
> ´You stiff-necked people, uncircumcised in heart and ears, you always resist the Holy Spirit. As your fathers did, so do you..."


Blasphemy: a victimless crime!
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Graham wrote:

> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 10:51:51 -0800 (PST), GM wrote:
>
> > wrote:
> >
> >> On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 12:40:24 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:
> >>> wrote:
> >>> > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 10:36:01 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
> >>> > > Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
> >>> > > > On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >>> > > >>
> >>> > > >> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > Matches your peepee.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
> >>> > > why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?
> >>> > Sheldon thinks about peepees because in the Navy, he was
> >>> > repeatedly ****ed in the mouth by other sailors. Shelly the
> >>> > cook. The one who did "women's work." They weren't ***.
> >>> > They'd rather have been mouth raping a woman, but Shelly
> >>> > was as close as they could get.
> >>> Nonsense...you are just "deflecting" from the fact that you and your jilted psychedelic paramour John Kuthe were the original "Glory Hole Kum Kweens"...
> >> You're really ****ing stupid. If I liked sucking dick, I'd be open about it.
> >> When did you come out? Probably late, since you're into that stupid
> >> religious shit that says dick suckers like you will burn in Hell.

> >
> >
> > Beware, Bryan the BLASPHEMER...BEWARE...!!!
> >
> > Acts 7:51 ESV
> >
> > €œYou stiff-necked people, uncircumcised in heart and ears, you always resist the Holy Spirit. As your fathers did, so do you..."

> Blasphemy: a victimless crime!



Pray that you do not engage is such evil - tongued doings, Graham...I want to see you up in Heaven with me one day...and maybe even see you get your "angel wings"...!!!

;-D

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On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 12:51:56 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:
> wrote:
>
> > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 12:40:24 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:
> > > wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 10:36:01 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
> > > > > Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
> > > > > > On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Matches your peepee.
> > > > > >
> > > > > How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
> > > > > why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?
> > > > Sheldon thinks about peepees because in the Navy, he was
> > > > repeatedly ****ed in the mouth by other sailors. Shelly the
> > > > cook. The one who did "women's work." They weren't ***.
> > > > They'd rather have been mouth raping a woman, but Shelly
> > > > was as close as they could get.
> > > Nonsense...you are just "deflecting" from the fact that you and your jilted psychedelic paramour John Kuthe were the original "Glory Hole Kum Kweens"...

> > You're really ****ing stupid. If I liked sucking dick, I'd be open about it.
> > When did you come out? Probably late, since you're into that stupid
> > religious shit that says dick suckers like you will burn in Hell.

> Beware, Bryan the BLASPHEMER...BEWARE...!!!
>
> Acts 7:51 ESV
>
> €œYou stiff-necked people, uncircumcised in heart and ears, you always resist the Holy Spirit. As your fathers did, so do you..."


Romans 1
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
>
> --
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> > wrote:
> >
> > > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 12:40:24 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 10:36:01 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
> > > > > > Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
> > > > > > > On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Matches your peepee.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
> > > > > > why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?
> > > > > Sheldon thinks about peepees because in the Navy, he was
> > > > > repeatedly ****ed in the mouth by other sailors. Shelly the
> > > > > cook. The one who did "women's work." They weren't ***.
> > > > > They'd rather have been mouth raping a woman, but Shelly
> > > > > was as close as they could get.
> > > > Nonsense...you are just "deflecting" from the fact that you and your jilted psychedelic paramour John Kuthe were the original "Glory Hole Kum Kweens"...
> > > You're really ****ing stupid. If I liked sucking dick, I'd be open about it.
> > > When did you come out? Probably late, since you're into that stupid
> > > religious shit that says dick suckers like you will burn in Hell.

> > Beware, Bryan the BLASPHEMER...BEWARE...!!!
> >
> > Acts 7:51 ESV
> >
> > €œYou stiff-necked people, uncircumcised in heart and ears, you always resist the Holy Spirit. As your fathers did, so do you..."

> Romans 1
> 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
> 32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
> >



You failed to inform us what version this is from...

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> We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us. Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
>
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A turkey-free Thanksgiving? I too, shall be attempting to avoid partaking of any freaky oversized burds on this day. God bless us everyone!
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On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 1:34:44 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:
> wrote:
>
> > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 12:51:56 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 12:40:24 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 10:36:01 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
> > > > > > > Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
> > > > > > > > On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Matches your peepee.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
> > > > > > > why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?
> > > > > > Sheldon thinks about peepees because in the Navy, he was
> > > > > > repeatedly ****ed in the mouth by other sailors. Shelly the
> > > > > > cook. The one who did "women's work." They weren't ***.
> > > > > > They'd rather have been mouth raping a woman, but Shelly
> > > > > > was as close as they could get.
> > > > > Nonsense...you are just "deflecting" from the fact that you and your jilted psychedelic paramour John Kuthe were the original "Glory Hole Kum Kweens"...
> > > > You're really ****ing stupid. If I liked sucking dick, I'd be open about it.
> > > > When did you come out? Probably late, since you're into that stupid
> > > > religious shit that says dick suckers like you will burn in Hell.
> > > Beware, Bryan the BLASPHEMER...BEWARE...!!!
> > >
> > > Acts 7:51 ESV
> > >
> > > €œYou stiff-necked people, uncircumcised in heart and ears, you always resist the Holy Spirit. As your fathers did, so do you..."

> > Romans 1
> > 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
> > 32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
> > >

> You failed to inform us what version this is from...


It is standard to use the KJV, and if you do, you don't generally note the
version. With every other version, you identify the version. How could
you not know that? I think you're a fraud.
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On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 1:56:09 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 5:13:14 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us. Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
> >
> > --Bryan

> A turkey-free Thanksgiving? I too, shall be attempting to avoid partaking of any freaky oversized burds on this day. God bless us everyone!


My son asked me not to put too much bacon in the breen beans.
Where the **** did he pick up the expression, "too much bacon,"
from?
I am aware that I ended a sentence with a preposition.

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> On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 1:56:09 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 5:13:14 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > > We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us. Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
> > >
> > > --Bryan

> > A turkey-free Thanksgiving? I too, shall be attempting to avoid partaking of any freaky oversized burds on this day. God bless us everyone!

> My son asked me not to put too much bacon in the breen beans.
> Where the **** did he pick up the expression, "too much bacon,"
> from?


The things kids learn on the streets nowadays. Shameful. I hope you
informed him that "we don't talk that way".

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On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 11:26:34 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 1:56:09 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 5:13:14 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > > We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us. Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
> > >
> > > --Bryan

> > A turkey-free Thanksgiving? I too, shall be attempting to avoid partaking of any freaky oversized burds on this day. God bless us everyone!

> My son asked me not to put too much bacon in the breen beans.
> Where the **** did he pick up the expression, "too much bacon,"
> from?
> I am aware that I ended a sentence with a preposition.
>
> --Bryan

In the immortal words of Ice Cube:
"Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog"
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On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 5:20:46 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 11:26:34 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 1:56:09 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> > > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 5:13:14 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > > > We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us. Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
> > > >
> > > > --Bryan
> > > A turkey-free Thanksgiving? I too, shall be attempting to avoid partaking of any freaky oversized burds on this day. God bless us everyone!

> > My son asked me not to put too much bacon in the breen beans.
> > Where the **** did he pick up the expression, "too much bacon,"
> > from?
> > I am aware that I ended a sentence with a preposition.
> >
> > --Bryan

> In the immortal words of Ice Cube:
> "Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
> I don't know but today seems kinda odd
> No barking from the dogs, no smog
> And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog"


As if bacon or sausage lessens the breakfast experience.

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> A turkey-free Thanksgiving? I too, shall be attempting to avoid partaking
> of any freaky oversized burds on this day.


I skipped the traditional stuff too. Mid 70's F yesterday. Too warm to
cook that meal. Maybe at Christmas.

Instead, I had a VB STD meal. All vegetarian and it was good eats.

- microwaved then chopped regular potato
- 1/2 large sweet potato
- large pile of broccoli florets
- some unsweetened apple sauce

All put in a large serving bowl and eaten with spoon and yes, I do like
eating a bit of each in one bite occasionally. Not kept separate.
Slice of buttered bread on the side.

For entertainment, I watched a movie on my computer.
German version (with subtitles) of "Run, Lola, Run."
It's been a few years since I watched it. What a good, fast-paced movie
that is. Best watched with volume turned up loud too as the background
music is intense and enhances the movie.

Then I watched a couple of football games
(American hand-egg, not soccer)









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On Friday, November 27, 2020 at 6:58:25 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
> dsi1 wrote:
> > A turkey-free Thanksgiving? I too, shall be attempting to avoid partaking
> > of any freaky oversized burds on this day.

> I skipped the traditional stuff too. Mid 70's F yesterday. Too warm to
> cook that meal. Maybe at Christmas.
>
> Instead, I had a VB STD meal. All vegetarian and it was good eats.
>
> - microwaved then chopped regular potato
> - 1/2 large sweet potato
> - large pile of broccoli florets
> - some unsweetened apple sauce
>
> All put in a large serving bowl and eaten with spoon and yes, I do like
> eating a bit of each in one bite occasionally. Not kept separate.
> Slice of buttered bread on the side.
>
> For entertainment, I watched a movie on my computer.
> German version (with subtitles) of "Run, Lola, Run."
> It's been a few years since I watched it. What a good, fast-paced movie
> that is. Best watched with volume turned up loud too as the background
> music is intense and enhances the movie.
>
> Then I watched a couple of football games
> (American hand-egg, not soccer)



Belated Happy Turkey - Lurkey, Gary...!!!

Weather - wise, it is aiming to be the warmest November on record for Chicagoland...I am ready for some blizzards and such...

Interestingly, I've never seen "Run, Lola, Run"...in checking I see it was filmed in Berlin, and since I'm a "Berlin Buff" it is now on my "must watch" list, thanx for the reminder...

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Bryan Simmons wrote:

> We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish hen,
> potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans with
> lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us. Extended
> family Zoom at 1:30.
>
> --Bryan


That was pretty much us here. No sweet Potatoes but Mustard Greens
and Acorn Squash.

No Zoom. Family just not into that sort of thing.


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> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
> > We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish
> > hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans
> > with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us.
> > Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
> >
> > --Bryan

>
> How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.


We actually had lots of leftovers but the type we like. Even some
Cornish Hen leftovers!
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On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:17:15 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:

>Graham wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>
>> > We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish
>> > hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans
>> > with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us.
>> > Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
>> >
>> > --Bryan

>>
>> How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.

>
>We actually had lots of leftovers but the type we like. Even some
>Cornish Hen leftovers!


A cornish hen is barely a meal for one person... that's why they are
typically sold in pairs, and it's mostly fat and bone... I find that a
cornish hen is a toddler's portion. A cornish hen contains about the
same meat as a roasting chicken's wing. The two of us put a good
dent in our 13 pounder... there's enough left for two more dinners for
us. We don't find poultry very filling.
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On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 14:42:30 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
wrote:

>On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:17:15 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:
>
>>Graham wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>
>>> > We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish
>>> > hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans
>>> > with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us.
>>> > Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
>>> >
>>> > --Bryan
>>>
>>> How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.

>>
>>We actually had lots of leftovers but the type we like. Even some
>>Cornish Hen leftovers!

>
>A cornish hen is barely a meal for one person... that's why they are
>typically sold in pairs, and it's mostly fat and bone... I find that a
>cornish hen is a toddler's portion. A cornish hen contains about the
>same meat as a roasting chicken's wing. The two of us put a good
>dent in our 13 pounder... there's enough left for two more dinners for
>us. We don't find poultry very filling.


Yet you get 6 dinners out of a bird.
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Sheldon Martin wrote:

> On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:17:15 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:
>
> > Graham wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >>
> >> > We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish
> >> > hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green

> beans >> > with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of
> us. >> > Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
> >> >
> >> > --Bryan
> >>
> >> How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.

> >
> > We actually had lots of leftovers but the type we like. Even some
> > Cornish Hen leftovers!

>
> A cornish hen is barely a meal for one person... that's why they are
> typically sold in pairs, and it's mostly fat and bone... I find that a
> cornish hen is a toddler's portion. A cornish hen contains about the
> same meat as a roasting chicken's wing. The two of us put a good
> dent in our 13 pounder... there's enough left for two more dinners for
> us. We don't find poultry very filling.


Sheldon, you've been saying that for ages but it's not true and there
is no glory in being a glutton. Fortunately I am sure you are lying.
It's sad and mystifying why you do that on consumption.

Meantime we had a very good meal and have a thigh, a wing and a breast
leftover. I will grant, most would probably have eaten the whole bird
between 2 but we are low meat eaters so had a litle more than 1/2 the
bird. The average Cornish Game Hen sold in the USA is 1 1/4lbs (20oz).

Bone ratio is 1/4 so about 5oz was bone and 15 was meat. I'd say we
did it right with about 6oz meat left over?
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On 11/27/2020 2:42 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:17:15 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:
>
>> Graham wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>
>>>> We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish
>>>> hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans
>>>> with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us.
>>>> Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
>>>>
>>>> --Bryan
>>>
>>> How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.

>>
>> We actually had lots of leftovers but the type we like. Even some
>> Cornish Hen leftovers!

>
> A cornish hen is barely a meal for one person... that's why they are
> typically sold in pairs, and it's mostly fat and bone... I find that a
> cornish hen is a toddler's portion. A cornish hen contains about the
> same meat as a roasting chicken's wing. The two of us put a good
> dent in our 13 pounder... there's enough left for two more dinners for
> us. We don't find poultry very filling.
>

I haven't seen cornish hen sold in pairs in at least a decade. Things
may be different in your neck of the woods. One *half* of a cornish hen
with sides is plenty for one person, especially small people who already
don't have a huge appetite.

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cshenk wrote:
> Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:17:15 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:
>>
>>> Graham wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish
>>>>> hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green

>> beans >> > with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of
>> us. >> > Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
>>>>>
>>>>> --Bryan
>>>>
>>>> How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.
>>>
>>> We actually had lots of leftovers but the type we like. Even some
>>> Cornish Hen leftovers!

>>
>> A cornish hen is barely a meal for one person... that's why they are
>> typically sold in pairs, and it's mostly fat and bone... I find that a
>> cornish hen is a toddler's portion. A cornish hen contains about the
>> same meat as a roasting chicken's wing. The two of us put a good
>> dent in our 13 pounder... there's enough left for two more dinners for
>> us. We don't find poultry very filling.

>
> Sheldon, you've been saying that for ages but it's not true and there
> is no glory in being a glutton. Fortunately I am sure you are lying.
> It's sad and mystifying why you do that on consumption.
>
> Meantime we had a very good meal and have a thigh, a wing and a breast
> leftover. I will grant, most would probably have eaten the whole bird
> between 2 but we are low meat eaters so had a litle more than 1/2 the
> bird. The average Cornish Game Hen sold in the USA is 1 1/4lbs (20oz).
>
> Bone ratio is 1/4 so about 5oz was bone and 15 was meat. I'd say we
> did it right with about 6oz meat left over?
>


The meat Popeye eats is usually alive. And spurts when he finishes.


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> On 11/27/2020 2:42 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>> On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:17:15 -0600, "cshenk" >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Graham wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> We're going to the other direction, small.* One stuffed Cornish
>>>>> hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green
>>>>> beans
>>>>> with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie.* Just the three of us.
>>>>> Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
>>>>>
>>>>> --Bryan
>>>>
>>>> How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.
>>>
>>> We actually had lots of leftovers but the type we like.* Even some
>>> Cornish Hen leftovers!

>>
>> A cornish hen is barely a meal for one person... that's why they are
>> typically sold in pairs, and it's mostly fat and bone... I find
>> that a
>> cornish hen is a toddler's portion.* A cornish hen contains about
>> the
>> same meat as a roasting chicken's wing.** The two of us put a good
>> dent in our 13 pounder... there's enough left for two more
>> dinners for
>> us.* We don't find poultry very filling.
>>

> I haven't seen cornish hen sold in pairs in at least a decade.
> Things may be different in your neck of the woods.* One *half* of a
> cornish hen with sides is plenty for one person, especially small
> people who already don't have a huge appetite.
>
> Jill


For an enormous muscular sailor, a tiny bird is not enough. A 20 lb
turkey suffices as a repast for a single person of Popeye's
enormous strength.

He's a national treasure.

One bale of hay is not enough for an african elephant.






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On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 17:20:23 -0500, jmcquown wrote:

> On 11/27/2020 2:42 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>> On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:17:15 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:
>>
>>> Graham wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish
>>>>> hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans
>>>>> with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us.
>>>>> Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
>>>>>
>>>>> --Bryan
>>>>
>>>> How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.
>>>
>>> We actually had lots of leftovers but the type we like. Even some
>>> Cornish Hen leftovers!

>>
>> A cornish hen is barely a meal for one person... that's why they are
>> typically sold in pairs, and it's mostly fat and bone... I find that a
>> cornish hen is a toddler's portion. A cornish hen contains about the
>> same meat as a roasting chicken's wing. The two of us put a good
>> dent in our 13 pounder... there's enough left for two more dinners for
>> us. We don't find poultry very filling.
>>

> I haven't seen cornish hen sold in pairs in at least a decade. Things
> may be different in your neck of the woods. One *half* of a cornish hen
> with sides is plenty for one person, especially small people who already
> don't have a huge appetite.
>
> Jill


There was an article this morning on CNN with the title "You cooked for 20
and fed 6 people" which summed up everything in the title!
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On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 16:14:40 -0700, Graham > wrote:

>On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 17:20:23 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 11/27/2020 2:42 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>> On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:17:15 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Graham wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish
>>>>>> hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans
>>>>>> with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us.
>>>>>> Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --Bryan
>>>>>
>>>>> How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.
>>>>
>>>> We actually had lots of leftovers but the type we like. Even some
>>>> Cornish Hen leftovers!
>>>
>>> A cornish hen is barely a meal for one person... that's why they are
>>> typically sold in pairs, and it's mostly fat and bone... I find that a
>>> cornish hen is a toddler's portion. A cornish hen contains about the
>>> same meat as a roasting chicken's wing. The two of us put a good
>>> dent in our 13 pounder... there's enough left for two more dinners for
>>> us. We don't find poultry very filling.
>>>

>> I haven't seen cornish hen sold in pairs in at least a decade. Things
>> may be different in your neck of the woods. One *half* of a cornish hen
>> with sides is plenty for one person, especially small people who already
>> don't have a huge appetite.
>>
>> Jill

>
>There was an article this morning on CNN with the title "You cooked for 20
>and fed 6 people" which summed up everything in the title!


If I had to feed 6 Americans, I'd also cook for 20, not forgetting the
extra sugar.
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>On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 14:42:30 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
>wrote:
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>>On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:17:15 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:
>>
>>>Graham wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>
>>>> > We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish
>>>> > hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans
>>>> > with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us.
>>>> > Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
>>>> >
>>>> > --Bryan
>>>>
>>>> How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.
>>>
>>>We actually had lots of leftovers but the type we like. Even some
>>>Cornish Hen leftovers!

>>
>>A cornish hen is barely a meal for one person... that's why they are
>>typically sold in pairs, and it's mostly fat and bone... I find that a
>>cornish hen is a toddler's portion. A cornish hen contains about the
>>same meat as a roasting chicken's wing. The two of us put a good
>>dent in our 13 pounder... there's enough left for two more dinners for
>>us. We don't find poultry very filling.

>
>Yet you get 6 dinners out of a bird.


Yes, 6 dinners but from a 13 pound turkey... we can't get one dinner
from a cornish hen. Cornish hens are all for show, cutesy little
things, like fatty, boney, and tasteless parakeet. I'd much rather a
couple of tube steaks. A cornish hen is no more filling than two
fortune cookies and a lychee from a Chinese take out. And canned
lychees are a superb flavor and texture sensation like no other.
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