On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 9:40:12 AM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
> On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 04:06:29 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
>
> >On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 4:11:16 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> >> On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 2:49:47 PM UTC-6, wrote:
> >> >
> >> > I grew up in a house with cheap, spray air fresheners and solid ones
> >> > everywhere. I know from experience, if a person makes a bad poop smell, then
> >> > sprays that stuff, it doesn't cover up the poop smell. You just smell the
> >> > poop AND the spray.
> >> >
> >> > It was a requirement in our house to spray, every time we used the bathroom.
> >> > As my brother or I walked out, one parent or the other would holler,
> >> > "Spray!" We always said we did but it got to the point where we'd just lie
> >> > and not use it. The stuff smelled sooo bad!
> >> Your family was White trash.
> >>
> >> --Bryan
> >
> >Are you just discovering that?
> Did you have a father and a mother?

No.

Cindy Hamilton

On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 06:41:40 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

>On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 9:40:12 AM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>> On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 04:06:29 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 4:11:16 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>> >> On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 2:49:47 PM UTC-6, wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > I grew up in a house with cheap, spray air fresheners and solid ones
>> >> > everywhere. I know from experience, if a person makes a bad poop smell, then
>> >> > sprays that stuff, it doesn't cover up the poop smell. You just smell the
>> >> > poop AND the spray.
>> >> >
>> >> > It was a requirement in our house to spray, every time we used the bathroom.
>> >> > As my brother or I walked out, one parent or the other would holler,
>> >> > "Spray!" We always said we did but it got to the point where we'd just lie
>> >> > and not use it. The stuff smelled sooo bad!
>> >> Your family was White trash.
>> >>
>> >> --Bryan
>> >
>> >Are you just discovering that?
>> Did you have a father and a mother?
>
>No.

I shan't pursue this.

"Bruce" wrote in message ...

On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 06:41:40 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

>On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 9:40:12 AM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>> On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 04:06:29 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 4:11:16 PM UTC-5,
>> >wrote:
>> >> On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 2:49:47 PM UTC-6,
>> >> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > I grew up in a house with cheap, spray air fresheners and solid ones
>> >> > everywhere. I know from experience, if a person makes a bad poop
>> >> > smell, then
>> >> > sprays that stuff, it doesn't cover up the poop smell. You just
>> >> > smell the
>> >> > poop AND the spray.
>> >> >
>> >> > It was a requirement in our house to spray, every time we used the
>> >> > bathroom.
>> >> > As my brother or I walked out, one parent or the other would holler,
>> >> > "Spray!" We always said we did but it got to the point where we'd
>> >> > just lie
>> >> > and not use it. The stuff smelled sooo bad!
>> >> Your family was White trash.
>> >>
>> >> --Bryan
>> >
>> >Are you just discovering that?
>> Did you have a father and a mother?
>
>No.

I shan't pursue this.

===

She talks about her mother!

On 12/6/2020 9:41 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>
>>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
>> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
>> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
>> peeing.
>
> I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
> painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>

Some people are wasteful and only use one side too.

On 2020-12-06 11:08 a.m., Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 12/6/2020 9:41 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

>> I'm frugal.Â* I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
>> painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton
>>
>
> Some people are wasteful and only use one side too.

Back in high school I briefly dated a girl whose step father allowed the
girls one square when they went to the can. Number one or two.... one
square.

On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 11:30:31 -0500, Dave Smith
> wrote:

>On 2020-12-06 11:08 a.m., Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 12/6/2020 9:41 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
>>> I'm frugal.Â* I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
>>> painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
>>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>
>>
>> Some people are wasteful and only use one side too.
>
>Back in high school I briefly dated a girl whose step father allowed the
>girls one square when they went to the can. Number one or two.... one
>square.

Dave, one word: autobiography.

songbird wrote:

> jmcquown wrote:
> ...
> > I know you don't watch much television but ads for it are fairly
> > common. Scenting everything has become a "thing". Things like
> > laundry boosters and air fresheners are being pushed more than
> > ever. No thanks.
>
> it is rather sickening, i can taste it in foods
> cooked in homes that use them, the scents stick to
> various surfaces.
>
> we've had to take containers to some places if
> there is enough for leftovers. when we've used
> anything they have in the cupboards it tastes like
> it was coated with soap. you go to have some
> turkey and stuffing the next day and find out
> you're eating soapy tasting food that used to be
> excellent.
>
> things like dryer sheets and fabric softeners are
> really bad, but also a lot of dish detergents can be
> pretty bad if someone doesn't rinse well enough or
> their dishwasher doesn't rinse well. gack
>
>
> songbird

My husband has become sensitive to perfumes in stores. Sensible use
levels do not bother him though like my scented soaps or his favorite
'Old Spice' shower soap.

It's the women (or men!) dousing themselves too heavily that are the
issue.

On 2020-12-06 11:50 a.m., cshenk wrote:

> My husband has become sensitive to perfumes in stores. Sensible use
> levels do not bother him though like my scented soaps or his favorite
> 'Old Spice' shower soap.
>
> It's the women (or men!) dousing themselves too heavily that are the
> issue.


There are many times I would rather be standing by a smoker with the
worst smelling tobacco than to be near a woman who has doused herself
with perfume. That stuff is vile. There is the odd perfume that is not
too bad if used in very small doses. There is a department store in a
mall that I frequent where one of the entrances leads in thorough the
women's cosmetics and perfumes. I generally go around to the other
entrance rather than run the gauntlet of stink.

On 12/6/2020 11:50 AM, cshenk wrote:
> songbird wrote:
>
>> jmcquown wrote:
>> ...
>>> I know you don't watch much television but ads for it are fairly
>>> common. Scenting everything has become a "thing". Things like
>>> laundry boosters and air fresheners are being pushed more than
>>> ever. No thanks.
>>
>> it is rather sickening, i can taste it in foods
>> cooked in homes that use them, the scents stick to
>> various surfaces.
>>
>> we've had to take containers to some places if
>> there is enough for leftovers. when we've used
>> anything they have in the cupboards it tastes like
>> it was coated with soap. you go to have some
>> turkey and stuffing the next day and find out
>> you're eating soapy tasting food that used to be
>> excellent.
>>
>> things like dryer sheets and fabric softeners are
>> really bad, but also a lot of dish detergents can be
>> pretty bad if someone doesn't rinse well enough or
>> their dishwasher doesn't rinse well. gack
>>
>>
>> songbird
>
> My husband has become sensitive to perfumes in stores. Sensible use
> levels do not bother him though like my scented soaps or his favorite
> 'Old Spice' shower soap.
>
I like 'Old Spice'. Still have a bottle of it that my dad used to use.

> It's the women (or men!) dousing themselves too heavily that are the
> issue.
>
What with social distancing this year I haven't encountered anyone I
could smell from 6 feet away. Certainly not anyone dousing themselves
in scent.

Used to be a problem back in the day when I'd take the elevator at work.
Whoa, sorry, did I just walk into the fragrance counter at a
department store? Men and women were equally guilty, although I will
say it tended more towards older 'coiffed' women. They smelled like
they took the entire gift set seriously. Use the scented soap, then the
scented dusting powder and then finish with a spritz of the matching
cologne. Oh dear...

Jill

Ed Pawlowski wrote:

> On 12/6/2020 9:41 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> > >
> > > > The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas
> > > > back in the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you
> > > > only poop on even days. If your birthday is an odd number you
> > > > only poop on odd number days. Usage cut in half, no more
> > > > shortage.
> > > Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
> > > day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
> > > bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
> > > peeing.
> >
> > I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
> > painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton
> >
>
> Some people are wasteful and only use one side too.

Ed, that was probably Greg Morrow. Cindy doesn't reuse toilet paper.

On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 2:03:46 PM UTC-5, cshenk wrote:
> Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
> > On 12/6/2020 9:41 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > > On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > > On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas
> > > > > back in the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you
> > > > > only poop on even days. If your birthday is an odd number you
> > > > > only poop on odd number days. Usage cut in half, no more
> > > > > shortage.
> > > > Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
> > > > day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
> > > > bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
> > > > peeing.
> > >
> > > I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
> > > painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
> > >
> > > Cindy Hamilton
> > >
> >
> > Some people are wasteful and only use one side too.
> Ed, that was probably Greg Morrow. Cindy doesn't reuse toilet paper.

No, it wasn't. It was the genuine Cindy Hamilton. I was entering
into the spirit of Sqwertz's joke.

Cindy Hamilton

On 12/6/2020 2:03 PM, cshenk wrote:
> Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
>> On 12/6/2020 9:41 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas
>>>>> back in the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you
>>>>> only poop on even days. If your birthday is an odd number you
>>>>> only poop on odd number days. Usage cut in half, no more
>>>>> shortage.
>>>> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
>>>> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
>>>> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
>>>> peeing.
>>>
>>> I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
>>> painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
>>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>
>>
>> Some people are wasteful and only use one side too.
>
> Ed, that was probably Greg Morrow. Cindy doesn't reuse toilet paper.
>
Whoosh! We understood it was a joke.

Jill

cshenk wrote:

> Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
> > On 12/6/2020 9:41 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > > On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > > On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas
> > > > > back in the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you
> > > > > only poop on even days. If your birthday is an odd number you
> > > > > only poop on odd number days. Usage cut in half, no more
> > > > > shortage.
> > > > Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
> > > > day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
> > > > bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
> > > > peeing.
> > >
> > > I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
> > > painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
> > >
> > > Cindy Hamilton
> > >
> >
> > Some people are wasteful and only use one side too.
> Ed, that was probably Greg Morrow. Cindy doesn't reuse toilet paper.


Uh, no, Carol dear...I'd never frog/forge Cindy...

I guess you are too dim to enjoy Cindy's sense of humor...

--
Best
Greg

Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 2:03:46 PM UTC-5, cshenk wrote:
> > Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> >
> > > On 12/6/2020 9:41 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > > > On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas
> > > > > > back in the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you
> > > > > > only poop on even days. If your birthday is an odd number you
> > > > > > only poop on odd number days. Usage cut in half, no more
> > > > > > shortage.
> > > > > Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
> > > > > day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
> > > > > bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
> > > > > peeing.
> > > >
> > > > I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
> > > > painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
> > > >
> > > > Cindy Hamilton
> > > >
> > >
> > > Some people are wasteful and only use one side too.
> > Ed, that was probably Greg Morrow. Cindy doesn't reuse toilet paper.
> No, it wasn't. It was the genuine Cindy Hamilton. I was entering
> into the spirit of Sqwertz's joke.
>
> Cindy Hamilton


The "genuine Cindy Hamilton" is inimitable in any case...

;-)

--
Best
Greg

cshenk wrote:
....
> My husband has become sensitive to perfumes in stores. Sensible use
> levels do not bother him though like my scented soaps or his favorite
> 'Old Spice' shower soap.
>
> It's the women (or men!) dousing themselves too heavily that are the
> issue.

i'm super reactive to lilac scented anything. when i was
doing part-time work at the library i'd dread some of the
older ladies who poured that stuff on right before they
walked out the door of their house. my cow-orkers were ok
knowing that and they would intercept them and take care
of them if they could. sometimes i just had to hold my
breath as much as i could.


songbird

jmcquown wrote:
> On 12/6/2020 11:50 AM, cshenk wrote:
....
>> My husband has become sensitive to perfumes in stores. Sensible use
>> levels do not bother him though like my scented soaps or his favorite
>> 'Old Spice' shower soap.
>>
> I like 'Old Spice'. Still have a bottle of it that my dad used to use.

a little bit of that is ok. a lot will get me wheezing like
about anything else.


>> It's the women (or men!) dousing themselves too heavily that are the
>> issue.
>>
> What with social distancing this year I haven't encountered anyone I
> could smell from 6 feet away. Certainly not anyone dousing themselves
> in scent.

i wish. we were shopping a few months ago and a
lady 20ft away was leaving such a heavy fug trail
behind her that we could smell it. whatever way
she went we made sure to go the other direction.


> Used to be a problem back in the day when I'd take the elevator at work.
> Whoa, sorry, did I just walk into the fragrance counter at a
> department store? Men and women were equally guilty, although I will
> say it tended more towards older 'coiffed' women. They smelled like
> they took the entire gift set seriously. Use the scented soap, then the
> scented dusting powder and then finish with a spritz of the matching
> cologne. Oh dear...

i can't go down the detergent aisles unless i
hold my breath and i certainly don't go by the
perfume counters if i can help it and also i don't
walk past the hair-dressers place with all those
smells or the nail places or ...

i don't do well with smokes either. even a
slight whiff of people burning leaves or a fire
will get me wheezing. i don't and won't hang out
with smokers of any kind.

this is pretty sad though because it also means
i don't do well around grills or wood fires for
cooking and i love both of those and used to really
love watching the fires through the night and
sitting around and BSing.

now i watch a fireplace on my computer screen.


songbird

On 2020-12-06 2:31 p.m., songbird wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:

>> What with social distancing this year I haven't encountered anyone I
>> could smell from 6 feet away. Certainly not anyone dousing themselves
>> in scent.
>
> i wish. we were shopping a few months ago and a
> lady 20ft away was leaving such a heavy fug trail
> behind her that we could smell it. whatever way
> she went we made sure to go the other direction.

A couple months ago I was waiting in line at the corner coffee shop and
two older women came in. As soon as they opened the door I could smell
the perfume.

On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 15:28:54 -0500, Dave Smith
> wrote:

>On 2020-12-06 2:31 p.m., songbird wrote:
>> jmcquown wrote:
>
>>> What with social distancing this year I haven't encountered anyone I
>>> could smell from 6 feet away. Certainly not anyone dousing themselves
>>> in scent.
>>
>> i wish. we were shopping a few months ago and a
>> lady 20ft away was leaving such a heavy fug trail
>> behind her that we could smell it. whatever way
>> she went we made sure to go the other direction.
>
>A couple months ago I was waiting in line at the corner coffee shop and
>two older women came in. As soon as they opened the door I could smell
>the perfume.

Your life is one big adventure, Dave!

In article >, says...
> Ed, that was probably Greg Morrow. Cindy doesn't reuse toilet paper.
>
you really suck at this usenet thing

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>
> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
> peeing.
>
I don't use it for any of those things but we do use it after we pee. I have
a portable bidet but I use it after that too as I want to dry off the water.

I do remember making a stupid Motrher's day gift in Girl Scouts. Someone
sliced tolls of toilet papaer in half, horizontally. We each took a slice,
put a plastic doily on the top and bottom I can't remember for sure how we
affxed them but I ribbon was involved. A splastic rose went on top.

What was it? A lipstick blotter. Our moms were going to be thrilled! We
girls talked about it later. Not one mom was thrilled. Mine left hers on the
back of the toilet for a week or two. Then it disappeared.
> We should all go back to using xylospongiums - save the planet and
> all.
>
> -sw
>

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
> On 12/6/2020 8:51 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>
>>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>>
>> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
>> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
>> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
>> peeing.
>>
> I've never met a woman who used toilet paper to remove makeup (or when
> painting their toenails). Haven't had to stuff my bra since I was 12.

I used to use baby oil and facial tissues to remove eye makeup. Never toilet
tisue. I've seen the toe thing in movies. Don't know anyone who has done it
though.

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 02:16:00 -0800, Julie Bove wrote:
>
>> I haven't been to gas station in years. Not one that sells stuff anyway.
>> I
>> almost always get my gas at Costco. If not there, then a gas place
>> connoted
>> to a store like Fred Meyer, QFC or Safeway.
>
> Uh.... those are - get this - "gas stations". And as you note, they
> are often connected to "stores".
>
> Are you redefining them as "gas places"? Because that would be
> silly, silly.

But they are not the type of gas stations being referred to. Yes, they sell
TP but they are regular stores. Not a small mini-mart type place.

jmcquown wrote:
....
> I don't want to hear about you wouldn't eat those things. My point is:
> taking surveys can be fun and also a beneficial thing to do. Don't
> expect to make a living at it but for buying a little something here and
> there that you'd buy anyway, why not?

probably because the house is already full of crap and
i sure don't need any more of it. even if it is nice
crap coming in and i can trade out some worn out crap
instead, i still hate the whole consumerism approach
today. if the old crap is still functional then i'm
keeping it dangednabit!


songbird (do i need to ObElmerFudd that?

On Monday, December 7, 2020 at 8:41:41 AM UTC-5, songbird wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
> ...
> > I don't want to hear about you wouldn't eat those things. My point is:
> > taking surveys can be fun and also a beneficial thing to do. Don't
> > expect to make a living at it but for buying a little something here and
> > there that you'd buy anyway, why not?
> probably because the house is already full of crap and
> i sure don't need any more of it. even if it is nice
> crap coming in and i can trade out some worn out crap
> instead, i still hate the whole consumerism approach
> today. if the old crap is still functional then i'm
> keeping it dangednabit!

I've been spending some quality time in my basement trying to get
rid of useless crap. Do I really need that canning kettle? I haven't canned
in 40 years, yet I've dragged it from apartment to apartment to apartment
to house to house to house.

> songbird (do i need to ObElmerFudd that?

Yosemite Sam, perhaps.

Cindy Hamilton

On 2020-12-07 8:39 a.m., songbird wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:

> probably because the house is already full of crap and
> i sure don't need any more of it. even if it is nice
> crap coming in and i can trade out some worn out crap
> instead, i still hate the whole consumerism approach
> today. if the old crap is still functional then i'm
> keeping it dangednabit!
>
>


We are still de-cluttering, a process that started a couple months ago.
I have filled my CRV with 6 loads that went to the dump. There is still
more than needs to go. I have not missed any of the stuff that went.

We also had to stop stockpiling stuff at Costco. We saved a little when
we buy in bulk there, but usually not enough to justify the space taken
to store it.

On 12/7/2020 8:39 AM, songbird wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
> ...
>> I don't want to hear about you wouldn't eat those things. My point is:
>> taking surveys can be fun and also a beneficial thing to do. Don't
>> expect to make a living at it but for buying a little something here and
>> there that you'd buy anyway, why not?
>
> probably because the house is already full of crap and
> i sure don't need any more of it. even if it is nice
> crap coming in and i can trade out some worn out crap
> instead, i still hate the whole consumerism approach
> today. if the old crap is still functional then i'm
> keeping it dangednabit!
>
>
> songbird (do i need to ObElmerFudd that?
>
Well, as I said way upthread, most of the "crap" I buy with survey money
is stuff like toothepaste, antiperspirant/deodorant, Q-tips... personal
care items, not clutter.

Jill

On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 06:41:00 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>
>>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
>> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
>> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
>> peeing.
>
> I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
> painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.

Then hang it out to dry, iron, and re-roll it.

-sw

On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 15:38:53 -0800, Julie Bove wrote:

> I don't use it for any of those things but we do use it after we pee. I have
> a portable bidet but I use it after that too as I want to dry off the water.

Why not use a towel? Do you dry your Kuthie with toilet paper when
you get out of the shower, too?

-sw

On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 15:44:48 -0800, Julie Bove wrote:

> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 02:16:00 -0800, Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>>> I haven't been to gas station in years. Not one that sells stuff anyway.
>>> I
>>> almost always get my gas at Costco. If not there, then a gas place
>>> connoted
>>> to a store like Fred Meyer, QFC or Safeway.
>>
>> Uh.... those are - get this - "gas stations". And as you note, they
>> are often connected to "stores".
>>
>> Are you redefining them as "gas places"? Because that would be
>> silly, silly.
>
> But they are not the type of gas stations being referred to. Yes, they sell
> TP but they are regular stores. Not a small mini-mart type place.

It's still a gas stations. Those other things are called
"Convenience stores".

-sw

On Mon, 7 Dec 2020 10:36:49 -0600, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 06:41:00 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
>> On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>
>>>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>>>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>>>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>>>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>>> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
>>> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
>>> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
>>> peeing.
>>
>> I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
>> painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
>
>Then hang it out to dry, iron, and re-roll it.
>
>-sw

I remember when the Sears catalog was free, mailed to every home, and
many hung one from the prior year in their bathroom... wealthier folks
used the colorful soft tissue papers used for wrapping individual
fresh ripe fruit, especially succulent pears. That soft tissue paper
made for the best padded bras, ask me how I know... ladies with bosoms
of all sizes hoarded it like diamonds.

On 12/7/2020 1:39 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Dec 2020 10:36:49 -0600, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 06:41:00 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>
>>> On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>>>>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>>>>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>>>>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>>>> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
>>>> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
>>>> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
>>>> peeing.
>>>
>>> I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
>>> painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
>>
>> Then hang it out to dry, iron, and re-roll it.
>>
>> -sw
>
> I remember when the Sears catalog was free, mailed to every home, and
> many hung one from the prior year in their bathroom... wealthier folks
> used the colorful soft tissue papers used for wrapping individual
> fresh ripe fruit, especially succulent pears. That soft tissue paper
> made for the best padded bras, ask me how I know... ladies with bosoms
> of all sizes hoarded it like diamonds.
>
Creative, I'll give ya' that. The Sears catalog, pears and tissue
paper. (Your breast obsession boring.) No "ladies" you ever knew
hoarded paper. You fancy yourself quite the rackish gent in your youth,
don't you? LOL When it comes to paper hoarding, you stated at the
start of the pandemic you had 300 rolls of TP in the basement. What are
*you* stuffing?

Jill

On Mon, 7 Dec 2020 11:00:44 -0500, jmcquown >
wrote:

>On 12/7/2020 8:39 AM, songbird wrote:
>> jmcquown wrote:
>> ...
>>> I don't want to hear about you wouldn't eat those things. My point is:
>>> taking surveys can be fun and also a beneficial thing to do. Don't
>>> expect to make a living at it but for buying a little something here and
>>> there that you'd buy anyway, why not?
>>
>> probably because the house is already full of crap and
>> i sure don't need any more of it. even if it is nice
>> crap coming in and i can trade out some worn out crap
>> instead, i still hate the whole consumerism approach
>> today. if the old crap is still functional then i'm
>> keeping it dangednabit!
>>
>>
>> songbird (do i need to ObElmerFudd that?
>>
>Well, as I said way upthread, most of the "crap" I buy with survey money
>is stuff like toothepaste, antiperspirant/deodorant, Q-tips... personal
>care items, not clutter.
>
>Jill

Seems you should have tampons on that list.
I'm sure glad my wife no longer needs them, I was tiring of laundering
bloody bedding. It was getting weird having to be the one buying them
with the groceries, somehow tampons didn't go well with pork chops...
I'd rather be reminded to buy disposable diapers.

On Mon, 07 Dec 2020 14:27:52 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
wrote:

>On Mon, 7 Dec 2020 11:00:44 -0500, jmcquown >
>wrote:
>
>>Well, as I said way upthread, most of the "crap" I buy with survey money
>>is stuff like toothepaste, antiperspirant/deodorant, Q-tips... personal
>>care items, not clutter.
>>
>>Jill
>
>Seems you should have tampons on that list.
>I'm sure glad my wife no longer needs them, I was tiring of laundering
>bloody bedding. It was getting weird having to be the one buying them
>with the groceries, somehow tampons didn't go well with pork chops...
>I'd rather be reminded to buy disposable diapers.

That's selfish. Just because you need those for yourself...

Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Dec 2020 10:36:49 -0600, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 06:41:00 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>
>>> On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>>>>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>>>>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>>>>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>>>> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
>>>> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
>>>> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
>>>> peeing.
>>>
>>> I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
>>> painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.
>>
>> Then hang it out to dry, iron, and re-roll it.
>>
>> -sw
>
> I remember when the Sears catalog was free, mailed to every home, and
> many hung one from the prior year in their bathroom... wealthier folks
> used the colorful soft tissue papers used for wrapping individual
> fresh ripe fruit, especially succulent pears. That soft tissue paper
> made for the best padded bras, ask me how I know... ladies with bosoms
> of all sizes hoarded it like diamonds.
>

Also good to wipe off their squirting pussy Popeye.

On 12/7/2020 2:27 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Dec 2020 11:00:44 -0500, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>> Well, as I said way upthread, most of the "crap" I buy with survey money
>> is stuff like toothepaste, antiperspirant/deodorant, Q-tips... personal
>> care items, not clutter.
>>
>> Jill
>
> Seems you should have tampons on that list.
> I'm sure glad my wife no longer needs them, I was tiring of laundering
> bloody bedding.
>
Good lord, Sheldon! I saw the wink ( ) but your fascination with
things like this is really getting old (as are you). But since you
brought it up... point of fact: most women who are 60 years old don't
need tampons.

Nor did I ever have to constantly launder bloody bedding. You must have
been buying your wife some really *inferior* tampons. Heh.

Jill

Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Dec 2020 11:00:44 -0500, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>> On 12/7/2020 8:39 AM, songbird wrote:
>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>> ...
>>>> I don't want to hear about you wouldn't eat those things. My point is:
>>>> taking surveys can be fun and also a beneficial thing to do. Don't
>>>> expect to make a living at it but for buying a little something here and
>>>> there that you'd buy anyway, why not?
>>>
>>> probably because the house is already full of crap and
>>> i sure don't need any more of it. even if it is nice
>>> crap coming in and i can trade out some worn out crap
>>> instead, i still hate the whole consumerism approach
>>> today. if the old crap is still functional then i'm
>>> keeping it dangednabit!
>>>
>>>
>>> songbird (do i need to ObElmerFudd that?
>>>
>> Well, as I said way upthread, most of the "crap" I buy with survey money
>> is stuff like toothepaste, antiperspirant/deodorant, Q-tips... personal
>> care items, not clutter.
>>
>> Jill
>
> Seems you should have tampons on that list.
> I'm sure glad my wife no longer needs them, I was tiring of laundering
> bloody bedding. It was getting weird having to be the one buying them
> with the groceries, somehow tampons didn't go well with pork chops...
> I'd rather be reminded to buy disposable diapers.
>

That's the price yoose pays for wimmens with squirting pussies Popeye!

Bruce wrote:
> On Mon, 07 Dec 2020 14:27:52 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 7 Dec 2020 11:00:44 -0500, jmcquown >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Well, as I said way upthread, most of the "crap" I buy with survey money
>>> is stuff like toothepaste, antiperspirant/deodorant, Q-tips... personal
>>> care items, not clutter.
>>>
>>> Jill
>>
>> Seems you should have tampons on that list.
>> I'm sure glad my wife no longer needs them, I was tiring of laundering
>> bloody bedding. It was getting weird having to be the one buying them
>> with the groceries, somehow tampons didn't go well with pork chops...
>> I'd rather be reminded to buy disposable diapers.
>
> That's selfish. Just because you need those for yourself...
>

Popeye just eats them.

On 12/7/2020 3:29 PM, jmcquown wrote:

> Yeah, that's gotta be tough.Â* Kind of hard to beat those Navy stories.
> Speaking of which, today is December 7th.Â* A date that will live in
> infamy.Â* Sheldon wasn't even a gleam in his father's eye in in 1941.
>

Smithsonian Channel right now is running "lost tapes" about the attack.
It is history but certainly not what I consider entertaining.

Ed Pawlowski wrote:

> On 12/7/2020 3:29 PM, jmcquown wrote:
>
> > Yeah, that's gotta be tough. Kind of hard to beat those Navy stories.
> > Speaking of which, today is December 7th. A date that will live in
> > infamy. Sheldon wasn't even a gleam in his father's eye in in 1941.
> >
> Smithsonian Channel right now is running "lost tapes" about the attack.
> It is history but certainly not what I consider entertaining.


I like a good war documentary now and then, but war *movies* are one genre I've never cottoned to...

--
Best
Greg

On Monday, December 7, 2020 at 2:45:29 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:
> Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
> > On 12/7/2020 3:29 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> >
> > > Yeah, that's gotta be tough. Kind of hard to beat those Navy stories.
> > > Speaking of which, today is December 7th. A date that will live in
> > > infamy. Sheldon wasn't even a gleam in his father's eye in in 1941.
> > >
> > Smithsonian Channel right now is running "lost tapes" about the attack.
> > It is history but certainly not what I consider entertaining.
> I like a good war documentary now and then, but war *movies* are one genre I've never cottoned to...

I don't like war, car chases, murders, explosions, superheroes, anything
of that sort. The movie I most often recommend, and one that few seem
to have seen is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYknOe7OluE
>
> --
> Best
> Greg

--Bryan