"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
> On 12/4/2020 8:31 AM, Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>> "Gary" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On 12/3/2020 2:29 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>>> "Julie Bove" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Gary" wrote:
>>>>>> Arrghh Steve. I accidently bought that lavendar scented TP twice and
>>>>>> it's
>>>>>> so very nasty. I've learned to look closely at the wrappers.
>>>>>
>>>>> I didn't know they made such a thing!
>>>>
>>>> They don't, not that I've ever encountered.
>>>
>>> Angel Soft makes plain and also lavendar scented TP.
>>> They don't scent the paper, just the cardboard tube in the center. It's
>>> pretty strong and highly annoying.
>>
>> Some papers did that long ago. Maybe that's what I bought. It was
>> something with a scented roll. My then roommate claimed it gave her an
>> infection.
>
> Rhetorical question: what was that roommate doing putting paper in her
> ears?

She didn't want to hear her BF praising my cooking. She was Italian and a
lousy cook. She started every meal by frying dried spices in oil. She
couldn't read so she went by smell. Another thing she did was try to cobble
all the leftovers into a meal and in her eyes, nothing should ever be thrown
out. Mold? Scrape if off. Funny taste? Drown it in Worcestershire sauce. Her
BF told me she once did that to leftover cooked carrots.

Whenever she invited him to dinner, he'd call me to see if I was cooking. He
would only eat my cooking. I only ever tried something of hers once.
Spaghetti. I watched her cook it so I knew there was nothing old in there.
It was a combination of far too many spices, fried in Wesson oil, with the
addition of a can of tomato sauce. I can't remember now if the pasta was
cooked to the correct doneness or not. The finished dish had such an awful
taste to it, we had to spit it out. Another woman was dining with us as
well, All three of us spit it out at the same time.

I would have made another batch but she didn't have any more ingredients
except for the oil and spices.She was not my roommate at the time of this
incident. So it wasn't my kitchen.

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
> On 12/3/2020 12:37 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>> "Gary" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On 12/3/2020 10:51 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 22:33:54 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> BJ's is the same as Costco and Sam's Club.
>>>>>
>>>>> I went Monday and there was not a paper towel or toilet tissue to be
>>>>> had.
>>>>
>>>> I found some store-brand toilet paper last week and grabbed it - an
>>>> 18 roll pack. Got it home and realized it was scented: Lavender -
>>>> John's favorite. I hate it. It schtinks. I hate that smell of
>>>> Lavender Fabuloso, an this shit smells the same.
>>>
>>> Arrghh Steve. I accidently bought that lavendar scented TP twice and
>>> it's so very nasty. I've learned to look closely at the wrappers.
>>
>> I didn't know they made such a thing!
>
> I know you don't watch much television but ads for it are fairly common.
> Scenting *everything* has become a "thing". Things like laundry boosters
> and air fresheners are being pushed more than ever. No thanks.

I watch no TV. I do take surveys and know about the air fresheners and
laundry products. I hate taking those surveys because I have no use for
those products. They seem to be trying to find an excited audience for new
potential products. I'm not it,

wrote:

> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On 12/4/2020 8:31 AM, Julie Bove wrote:
> >>
> >> "Gary" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >>> On 12/3/2020 2:29 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
> >>>> "Julie Bove" wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Gary" wrote:
> >>>>>> Arrghh Steve. I accidently bought that lavendar scented TP twice and
> >>>>>> it's
> >>>>>> so very nasty. I've learned to look closely at the wrappers.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I didn't know they made such a thing!
> >>>>
> >>>> They don't, not that I've ever encountered.
> >>>
> >>> Angel Soft makes plain and also lavendar scented TP.
> >>> They don't scent the paper, just the cardboard tube in the center. It's
> >>> pretty strong and highly annoying.
> >>
> >> Some papers did that long ago. Maybe that's what I bought. It was
> >> something with a scented roll. My then roommate claimed it gave her an
> >> infection.
> >
> > Rhetorical question: what was that roommate doing putting paper in her
> > ears?
> She didn't want to hear her BF praising my cooking. She was Italian and a
> lousy cook. She started every meal by frying dried spices in oil. She
> couldn't read so she went by smell. Another thing she did was try to cobble
> all the leftovers into a meal and in her eyes, nothing should ever be thrown
> out. Mold? Scrape if off. Funny taste? Drown it in Worcestershire sauce. Her
> BF told me she once did that to leftover cooked carrots.
>
> Whenever she invited him to dinner, he'd call me to see if I was cooking. He
> would only eat my cooking. I only ever tried something of hers once.
> Spaghetti. I watched her cook it so I knew there was nothing old in there.
> It was a combination of far too many spices, fried in Wesson oil, with the
> addition of a can of tomato sauce. I can't remember now if the pasta was
> cooked to the correct doneness or not. The finished dish had such an awful
> taste to it, we had to spit it out. Another woman was dining with us as
> well, All three of us spit it out at the same time.
>
> I would have made another batch but she didn't have any more ingredients
> except for the oil and spices.She was not my roommate at the time of this
> incident. So it wasn't my kitchen.


Angels have been deployed, doors are opening, prayers are being answered!

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
> On 12/4/2020 7:18 AM, Gary wrote:
>> On 12/3/2020 2:29 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>> "Julie Bove" wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Gary" wrote:
>>>>> Arrghh Steve. I accidently bought that lavendar scented TP twice and
>>>>> it's
>>>>> so very nasty. I've learned to look closely at the wrappers.
>>>>
>>>> I didn't know they made such a thing!
>>>
>>> They don't, not that I've ever encountered.
>>
>> Angel Soft makes plain and also lavendar scented TP.
>> They don't scent the paper, just the cardboard tube in the center. It's
>> pretty strong and highly annoying.
>>
> Yep, it's the tube. I love the scent of lavender (if it's very light) but
> sincerely doubt I'd want that TP. The bathroom space is too confined. I
> don't use air fresheners, it's funny to see commercials with people
> spraying scent into the air. Or plugging things into wall sockets. Or
> automatic scented air sprayers. Good lord, how bad does your house smell
> that you have to cover it up with a bunch of artificial fragrance?

I grew up in a house with cheap, spray air fresheners and solid ones
everywhere. I know from experience, if a person makes a bad poop smell, then
sprays that stuff, it doesn't cover up the poop smell. You just smell the
poop AND the spray.

It was a requirement in our house to spray, every time we used the bathroom.
As my brother or I walked out, one parent or the other would holler,
"Spray!" We always said we did but it got to the point where we'd just lie
and not use it. The stuff smelled sooo bad!

wrote:

> "Sheldon Martin" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On Tue, 1 Dec 2020 "Julie Bove" wrote:
> >>
> >>I am waiting for a Safeway delivery but they canceled some items. So I
> >>looked into getting a delivery from Walmart. Not sure if they have what I
> >>want in stock but they can deliver today.
> >>
> >>This time, I ordered from my phone. This time they had wax beans! Can't
> >>remember the brand but a name brand and $1.48 per can. Their brand of
> >>canned
> >>lentils was also listed. They were not listed when I looked on the
> >>computer.
> >>
> >>So... Were these items just totally out of stock so not listed when I
> >>tried
> >>to order before? Dunno.
> >>
> >>Another weird thing. I've always been able to order up to 6 of each item
> >>on
> >>the computer but the phone limited me to 4. Hmmm... Unless maybe the
> >>computer will only give me 4 now.
> >>
> >>I ordered two different varieties of the bread. I figure I should at least
> >>get one loaf. *fingers crossed* And yes, I can make my own bread. Just
> >>don't
> >>feel like it. Need surgery soon on my eye. Will find out more about that
> >>on
> >>Fri.
> >
> > I drove into town this morning and did my grocery shopping at Tops
> > Market, got everything I needed and a few items more with no fuss
> > whatsoever... they had Ronzoni pasta at 10 for $1, got a few kinds.
> > Why can't you drive to the closest local market to shop??? I order
> > items on line but only when I want bulk and items by the case... I
> > can't be bothered to order picyune items for delivery, just causes
> > grief... you deserve the grief. I do much better picking out my own
> > produce and meats... but if I want a case of #10 cans of tomatoes that
> > I'll order on line, comes right to my door, same with bulk cat/bird
> > food. I don't even want delivery for one schtinkin head of lettuce.
> > I'll bet our monthly Chewy bill (~$400) is more than your monthly
> > grocery bill, Julie you are not well, I mean mentally.
> > We've never considered ordering a loaf of bread on line to be
> > delivered... perhaps from a local corner bakery.
> Because we're on lockdown and not supposed to leave our house. I am in the
> high risk group and due to my impending surgery, I have to be extra careful
> not to get sick. So I am avoiding people. I did go to the dentist where
> Angela works and also to get my hair trimmed as the general consensus is
> that Governor Inslee will put us on further lockdown soon and close those
> places. I don't want to have to go months without another haircut.
>
> You are right in that I'm not well, but it's all medical. Not mental.
>
> I tried Chewy once. Too expensive. Wasn't worth it. I get the Target brand
> cat litter. I get treats and foods at Walmart. Jazzy only eats dry food.
>
> Things should settle down with the online orders once people stop the
> hoarding. Right now, they still are. And due to restrictions on in store
> shopping, it's far quicker and easier to have the food delivered. I did make
> a quick stop at the bread store last week only because I wasn't having luck
> finding bread anywhere else. They didn't have what I wanted, but I did get
> some bread and there is still a little bit left.


God has gifted you with unique abilities & talents! Never allow someone to make you feel insignificant

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
> On 12/2/2020 2:59 PM, Doris Night wrote:
>> On Tue, 1 Dec 2020 13:44:29 -0800, "Julie Bove"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> I am waiting for a Safeway delivery but they canceled some items. So I
>>> looked into getting a delivery from Walmart. Not sure if they have what
>>> I
>>> want in stock but they can deliver today.
>>>
>>> This time, I ordered from my phone. This time they had wax beans! Can't
>>> remember the brand but a name brand and $1.48 per can. Their brand of
>>> canned
>>> lentils was also listed. They were not listed when I looked on the
>>> computer.
>>>
>>> So... Were these items just totally out of stock so not listed when I
>>> tried
>>> to order before? Dunno.
>>
>> My guess is that the first time you ordered, they were out of stock.
>> Shortly after that, they received a shipment that included those
>> items, and they scanned the receiving documents into their inventory.
>>
>> Takes about 5 seconds to go from out of stock to in-stock.
>>
>> Doris
>>
> That's very true, Doris. I don't order a lot online but if there is
> something I really want I check back a little while later, often times the
> item is available again.
>
> It takes a little time for the information to transfer from the warehouse
> to the online ordering venue. People are working behind the scenes at the
> warehouse to take inventory and mark quantities available for shipping to
> who knows how many stores. It's an ongoing process.

I contacted Walmart last night about an order that has been sitting in Kent
WA since the 27th. It was cereal, tea and green beans. The woman said they
considered the package to be lost so she would reship what they had and
refund what they were out of. No beans, no tea, and out of one kind of
cereal.

Because Walmart offered free shipping on any size order yesterday, I tried
to order those items again. Now the beans were in store only. Had to order
another brand for twice the price. The tea came in either one box, three
boxes, or five boxes. I had ordered the three. It appeared to be in stock,
but just in case, I went with the five boxes. I didn't bother checking on
the cereal. Because the order was so delayed, I got some cereal elsewhere.
We will probably run out of tea by the time I get the new order. Won't come
until the 9th now.

On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 2:49:47 PM UTC-6, wrote:
>
> I grew up in a house with cheap, spray air fresheners and solid ones
> everywhere. I know from experience, if a person makes a bad poop smell, then
> sprays that stuff, it doesn't cover up the poop smell. You just smell the
> poop AND the spray.
>
> It was a requirement in our house to spray, every time we used the bathroom.
> As my brother or I walked out, one parent or the other would holler,
> "Spray!" We always said we did but it got to the point where we'd just lie
> and not use it. The stuff smelled sooo bad!

Your family was White trash.

--Bryan

On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 13:11:11 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
> wrote:

>On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 2:49:47 PM UTC-6, wrote:
>>
>> I grew up in a house with cheap, spray air fresheners and solid ones
>> everywhere. I know from experience, if a person makes a bad poop smell, then
>> sprays that stuff, it doesn't cover up the poop smell. You just smell the
>> poop AND the spray.
>>
>> It was a requirement in our house to spray, every time we used the bathroom.
>> As my brother or I walked out, one parent or the other would holler,
>> "Spray!" We always said we did but it got to the point where we'd just lie
>> and not use it. The stuff smelled sooo bad!
>
>Your family was White trash.

Says the man who speaks highly of his own father.

Julie Bove wrote:
>
> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On 12/3/2020 12:37 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
>>>
>>> "Gary" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> On 12/3/2020 10:51 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 22:33:54 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> BJ's is the same as Costco and Sam's Club.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I went Monday and there was not a paper towel or toilet
>>>>>> tissue to be had.
>>>>>
>>>>> I found some store-brand toilet paper last week and grabbed it
>>>>> - an
>>>>> 18 roll pack. Got it home and realized it was scented: Lavender -
>>>>> John's favorite. I hate it. It schtinks. I hate that smell of
>>>>> Lavender Fabuloso, an this shit smells the same.
>>>>
>>>> Arrghh Steve. I accidently bought that lavendar scented TP
>>>> twice and it's so very nasty. I've learned to look closely at
>>>> the wrappers.
>>>
>>> I didn't know they made such a thing!
>>
>> I know you don't watch much television but ads for it are fairly
>> common. Scenting *everything* has become a "thing".* Things like
>> laundry boosters and air fresheners are being pushed more than
>> ever.* No thanks.
>
> I watch no TV. I do take surveys and know about the air fresheners
> and laundry products. I hate taking those surveys because I have no
> use for those products. They seem to be trying to find an excited
> audience for new potential products. I'm not it,

You take the damn surveys, but you HATE doing it? Is this something
the governor has mandated?

Talk about weirdness

Julie Bove wrote:
>
> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On 12/4/2020 7:18 AM, Gary wrote:
>>> On 12/3/2020 2:29 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>>> "Julie Bove" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Gary" wrote:
>>>>>> Arrghh Steve. I accidently bought that lavendar scented TP
>>>>>> twice and it's
>>>>>> so very nasty. I've learned to look closely at the wrappers.
>>>>>
>>>>> I didn't know they made such a thing!
>>>>
>>>> They don't, not that I've ever encountered.
>>>
>>> Angel Soft makes plain and also lavendar scented TP.
>>> They don't scent the paper, just the cardboard tube in the
>>> center. It's pretty strong and highly annoying.
>>>
>> Yep, it's the tube.* I love the scent of lavender (if it's very
>> light) but sincerely doubt I'd want that TP.* The bathroom space
>> is too confined.* I don't use air fresheners, it's funny to see
>> commercials with people spraying scent into the air.* Or plugging
>> things into wall sockets.* Or automatic scented air sprayers.
>> Good lord, how bad does your house smell that you have to cover
>> it up with a bunch of artificial fragrance?
>
> I grew up in a house with cheap, spray air fresheners and solid
> ones everywhere. I know from experience, if a person makes a bad
> poop smell, then sprays that stuff, it doesn't cover up the poop
> smell. You just smell the poop AND the spray.
>
> It was a requirement in our house to spray, every time we used the
> bathroom. As my brother or I walked out, one parent or the other
> would holler, "Spray!"

Your parents were wise. They were simply trying to keep Druce away.

Bruce wrote:
> wrote:
>
>> "Sheldon Martin" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Tue, 1 Dec 2020 "Julie Bove" wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I am waiting for a Safeway delivery but they canceled some items. So I
>>>> looked into getting a delivery from Walmart. Not sure if they have what I
>>>> want in stock but they can deliver today.
>>>>
>>>> This time, I ordered from my phone. This time they had wax beans! Can't
>>>> remember the brand but a name brand and $1.48 per can. Their brand of
>>>> canned
>>>> lentils was also listed. They were not listed when I looked on the
>>>> computer.
>>>>
>>>> So... Were these items just totally out of stock so not listed when I
>>>> tried
>>>> to order before? Dunno.
>>>>
>>>> Another weird thing. I've always been able to order up to 6 of each item
>>>> on
>>>> the computer but the phone limited me to 4. Hmmm... Unless maybe the
>>>> computer will only give me 4 now.
>>>>
>>>> I ordered two different varieties of the bread. I figure I should at least
>>>> get one loaf. *fingers crossed* And yes, I can make my own bread. Just
>>>> don't
>>>> feel like it. Need surgery soon on my eye. Will find out more about that
>>>> on
>>>> Fri.
>>>
>>> I drove into town this morning and did my grocery shopping at Tops
>>> Market, got everything I needed and a few items more with no fuss
>>> whatsoever... they had Ronzoni pasta at 10 for $1, got a few kinds.
>>> Why can't you drive to the closest local market to shop??? I order
>>> items on line but only when I want bulk and items by the case... I
>>> can't be bothered to order picyune items for delivery, just causes
>>> grief... you deserve the grief. I do much better picking out my own
>>> produce and meats... but if I want a case of #10 cans of tomatoes that
>>> I'll order on line, comes right to my door, same with bulk cat/bird
>>> food. I don't even want delivery for one schtinkin head of lettuce.
>>> I'll bet our monthly Chewy bill (~$400) is more than your monthly
>>> grocery bill, Julie you are not well, I mean mentally.
>>> We've never considered ordering a loaf of bread on line to be
>>> delivered... perhaps from a local corner bakery.
>> Because we're on lockdown and not supposed to leave our house. I am in the
>> high risk group and due to my impending surgery, I have to be extra careful
>> not to get sick. So I am avoiding people. I did go to the dentist where
>> Angela works and also to get my hair trimmed as the general consensus is
>> that Governor Inslee will put us on further lockdown soon and close those
>> places. I don't want to have to go months without another haircut.
>>
>> You are right in that I'm not well, but it's all medical. Not mental.
>>
>> I tried Chewy once. Too expensive. Wasn't worth it. I get the Target brand
>> cat litter. I get treats and foods at Walmart. Jazzy only eats dry food.
>>
>> Things should settle down with the online orders once people stop the
>> hoarding. Right now, they still are. And due to restrictions on in store
>> shopping, it's far quicker and easier to have the food delivered. I did make
>> a quick stop at the bread store last week only because I wasn't having luck
>> finding bread anywhere else. They didn't have what I wanted, but I did get
>> some bread and there is still a little bit left.
>
>
> God has gifted you with unique abilities & talents!
>

Indeed. Popeye says she has a vagina that "squirts".

And enormous "bosoms"

Very gifted. Thank yoose Lord!

Hank Rogers wrote:

> Bruce wrote:
> > wrote:
> >
> >> "Sheldon Martin" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >>> On Tue, 1 Dec 2020 "Julie Bove" wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> I am waiting for a Safeway delivery but they canceled some items. So I
> >>>> looked into getting a delivery from Walmart. Not sure if they have what I
> >>>> want in stock but they can deliver today.
> >>>>
> >>>> This time, I ordered from my phone. This time they had wax beans! Can't
> >>>> remember the brand but a name brand and $1.48 per can. Their brand of
> >>>> canned
> >>>> lentils was also listed. They were not listed when I looked on the
> >>>> computer.
> >>>>
> >>>> So... Were these items just totally out of stock so not listed when I
> >>>> tried
> >>>> to order before? Dunno.
> >>>>
> >>>> Another weird thing. I've always been able to order up to 6 of each item
> >>>> on
> >>>> the computer but the phone limited me to 4. Hmmm... Unless maybe the
> >>>> computer will only give me 4 now.
> >>>>
> >>>> I ordered two different varieties of the bread. I figure I should at least
> >>>> get one loaf. *fingers crossed* And yes, I can make my own bread. Just
> >>>> don't
> >>>> feel like it. Need surgery soon on my eye. Will find out more about that
> >>>> on
> >>>> Fri.
> >>>
> >>> I drove into town this morning and did my grocery shopping at Tops
> >>> Market, got everything I needed and a few items more with no fuss
> >>> whatsoever... they had Ronzoni pasta at 10 for $1, got a few kinds.
> >>> Why can't you drive to the closest local market to shop??? I order
> >>> items on line but only when I want bulk and items by the case... I
> >>> can't be bothered to order picyune items for delivery, just causes
> >>> grief... you deserve the grief. I do much better picking out my own
> >>> produce and meats... but if I want a case of #10 cans of tomatoes that
> >>> I'll order on line, comes right to my door, same with bulk cat/bird
> >>> food. I don't even want delivery for one schtinkin head of lettuce.
> >>> I'll bet our monthly Chewy bill (~$400) is more than your monthly
> >>> grocery bill, Julie you are not well, I mean mentally.
> >>> We've never considered ordering a loaf of bread on line to be
> >>> delivered... perhaps from a local corner bakery.
> >> Because we're on lockdown and not supposed to leave our house. I am in the
> >> high risk group and due to my impending surgery, I have to be extra careful
> >> not to get sick. So I am avoiding people. I did go to the dentist where
> >> Angela works and also to get my hair trimmed as the general consensus is
> >> that Governor Inslee will put us on further lockdown soon and close those
> >> places. I don't want to have to go months without another haircut.
> >>
> >> You are right in that I'm not well, but it's all medical. Not mental.
> >>
> >> I tried Chewy once. Too expensive. Wasn't worth it. I get the Target brand
> >> cat litter. I get treats and foods at Walmart. Jazzy only eats dry food.
> >>
> >> Things should settle down with the online orders once people stop the
> >> hoarding. Right now, they still are. And due to restrictions on in store
> >> shopping, it's far quicker and easier to have the food delivered. I did make
> >> a quick stop at the bread store last week only because I wasn't having luck
> >> finding bread anywhere else. They didn't have what I wanted, but I did get
> >> some bread and there is still a little bit left.
> >
> >
> > God has gifted you with unique abilities & talents!
> >
> Indeed. Popeye says she has a vagina that "squirts".
>
> And enormous "bosoms"
>
> Very gifted. Thank yoose Lord!


God will even put all that sexy stuff into yer LAP...!!!

Luke 6:38 ESV

"Give, and it will be given to you. Good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, will be put into your lap. For with the measure you use it will be measured back to you...€�

--
Best
Greg

Bruce wrote:
> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 13:11:11 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
> > wrote:
>
>> On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 2:49:47 PM UTC-6, wrote:
>>>
>>> I grew up in a house with cheap, spray air fresheners and solid ones
>>> everywhere. I know from experience, if a person makes a bad poop smell, then
>>> sprays that stuff, it doesn't cover up the poop smell. You just smell the
>>> poop AND the spray.
>>>
>>> It was a requirement in our house to spray, every time we used the bathroom.
>>> As my brother or I walked out, one parent or the other would holler,
>>> "Spray!" We always said we did but it got to the point where we'd just lie
>>> and not use it. The stuff smelled sooo bad!
>>
>> Your family was White trash.
>
> Says the man who speaks highly of his own father.
>

<*SNIFF*>

On 2020-12-05 3:42 p.m., Julie Bove wrote:
>

> She didn't want to hear her BF praising my cooking. She was Italian and
> a lousy cook. She started every meal by frying dried spices in oil. She
> couldn't read so she went by smell. Another thing she did was try to
> cobble all the leftovers into a meal and in her eyes, nothing should
> ever be thrown out. Mold? Scrape if off. Funny taste? Drown it in
> Worcestershire sauce. Her BF told me she once did that to leftover
> cooked carrots.
>
> Whenever she invited him to dinner, he'd call me to see if I was
> cooking. He would only eat my cooking. I only ever tried something of
> hers once. Spaghetti. I watched her cook it so I knew there was nothing
> old in there. It was a combination of far too many spices, fried in
> Wesson oil, with the addition of a can of tomato sauce. I can't remember
> now if the pasta was cooked to the correct doneness or not. The finished
> dish had such an awful taste to it, we had to spit it out. Another woman
> was dining with us as well, All three of us spit it out at the same time.
>
> I would have made another batch but she didn't have any more ingredients
> except for the oil and spices.She was not my roommate at the time of
> this incident. So it wasn't my kitchen.


Wow. You have told some whoppers here, but this one is a prize winner.

On 2020-12-05 3:49 p.m., Julie Bove wrote:

>
> I grew up in a house with cheap, spray air fresheners and solid ones
> everywhere. I know from experience, if a person makes a bad poop smell,
> then sprays that stuff, it doesn't cover up the poop smell. You just
> smell the poop AND the spray.


It smells like someone shit in a pine tree.

On Sat, 05 Dec 2020 09:32:21 -0500, Boron Elgar wrote:

> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 07:40:21 -0500, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>>One day shortly after this whole hoarding thing started back in March,
>>after the TP disappeared from even Walmart shelves, I was at the gas
>>station convenience store looking for Slim Jims. (kidding!) A thought
>>popped into my head: I wonder if they have toilet paper? Yep! Cheap,
>>never heard of brand, four roll packs. Apparently no one ever thinks
>>about buying TP at a gas station convenience store.
>
> The ultimate convenience!

The ultimate convenience would be to take a dump(*) at the gas
station, use the provided toilet paper (assuming there is some), and
take a few squares for at home.

A friend of mine with 2 daughters and a wife are into that JIT
(Just-In-Time) restocking method, especially with toilet paper. I
used to stop at the gas station on the way over to their house to
get beer and a 4-roll pack of cheap gas station TP (*)
(unrequested). That's where they got all their TP and beer several
times a day, too.

ObFood: I'm eating an awesome meatball, provolone, romano, and Jimmy
John's pickled cherry pepper sandwich after getting my last 28-day
round of rabies shots and then shopping at Walmart. I find the
rabies shots help before shopping at Walmart. They have the best
hogie rolls (as odd as that may seem).

(*) if you haven't seen a "single roll" of TP in decades, they've
gotten 66% smaller and lighter than the single rolls of the 1980's.
And they're 1" narrower and the core cardboard is much bigger in
diameter.

-sw

On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 10:42:28 -0500, jmcquown wrote:

> Seems no one ever shops those back aisles. Worked out well for me.

Shitloads of people by TP from gas stations. They even sell single
rolls.

-sw

GM wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> Bruce wrote:
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Sheldon Martin" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> On Tue, 1 Dec 2020 "Julie Bove" wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I am waiting for a Safeway delivery but they canceled some items. So I
>>>>>> looked into getting a delivery from Walmart. Not sure if they have what I
>>>>>> want in stock but they can deliver today.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This time, I ordered from my phone. This time they had wax beans! Can't
>>>>>> remember the brand but a name brand and $1.48 per can. Their brand of
>>>>>> canned
>>>>>> lentils was also listed. They were not listed when I looked on the
>>>>>> computer.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So... Were these items just totally out of stock so not listed when I
>>>>>> tried
>>>>>> to order before? Dunno.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Another weird thing. I've always been able to order up to 6 of each item
>>>>>> on
>>>>>> the computer but the phone limited me to 4. Hmmm... Unless maybe the
>>>>>> computer will only give me 4 now.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I ordered two different varieties of the bread. I figure I should at least
>>>>>> get one loaf. *fingers crossed* And yes, I can make my own bread. Just
>>>>>> don't
>>>>>> feel like it. Need surgery soon on my eye. Will find out more about that
>>>>>> on
>>>>>> Fri.
>>>>>
>>>>> I drove into town this morning and did my grocery shopping at Tops
>>>>> Market, got everything I needed and a few items more with no fuss
>>>>> whatsoever... they had Ronzoni pasta at 10 for $1, got a few kinds.
>>>>> Why can't you drive to the closest local market to shop??? I order
>>>>> items on line but only when I want bulk and items by the case... I
>>>>> can't be bothered to order picyune items for delivery, just causes
>>>>> grief... you deserve the grief. I do much better picking out my own
>>>>> produce and meats... but if I want a case of #10 cans of tomatoes that
>>>>> I'll order on line, comes right to my door, same with bulk cat/bird
>>>>> food. I don't even want delivery for one schtinkin head of lettuce.
>>>>> I'll bet our monthly Chewy bill (~$400) is more than your monthly
>>>>> grocery bill, Julie you are not well, I mean mentally.
>>>>> We've never considered ordering a loaf of bread on line to be
>>>>> delivered... perhaps from a local corner bakery.
>>>> Because we're on lockdown and not supposed to leave our house. I am in the
>>>> high risk group and due to my impending surgery, I have to be extra careful
>>>> not to get sick. So I am avoiding people. I did go to the dentist where
>>>> Angela works and also to get my hair trimmed as the general consensus is
>>>> that Governor Inslee will put us on further lockdown soon and close those
>>>> places. I don't want to have to go months without another haircut.
>>>>
>>>> You are right in that I'm not well, but it's all medical. Not mental.
>>>>
>>>> I tried Chewy once. Too expensive. Wasn't worth it. I get the Target brand
>>>> cat litter. I get treats and foods at Walmart. Jazzy only eats dry food.
>>>>
>>>> Things should settle down with the online orders once people stop the
>>>> hoarding. Right now, they still are. And due to restrictions on in store
>>>> shopping, it's far quicker and easier to have the food delivered. I did make
>>>> a quick stop at the bread store last week only because I wasn't having luck
>>>> finding bread anywhere else. They didn't have what I wanted, but I did get
>>>> some bread and there is still a little bit left.
>>>
>>>
>>> God has gifted you with unique abilities & talents!
>>>
>> Indeed. Popeye says she has a vagina that "squirts".
>>
>> And enormous "bosoms"
>>
>> Very gifted. Thank yoose Lord!
>
>
> God will even put all that sexy stuff into yer LAP...!!!
>
> Luke 6:38 ESV
>
> "Give, and it will be given to you. Good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, will be put into your lap. For with the measure you use it will be measured back to you...€�
>

Marvin 8:12-17

And it came to pass that jesus lifted up his robes and pounded the
holy sausage before the multitude. They all marveled when it
squirted. And they knelt to prey.

This I give unto ye, that ye may become wise unto mens.
And ye shall go forth and make thy sausage.

But ye shall never use mystery meat.

And ye shall never eat thy neighbor's sausage. Yeah, Ye may eat his
wife's squirting pussy, but not his sausage which he hath pounded.

Yeah, verily, I say unto ye that whosoever blasphemes the holy
sausage law shall be put to death.

AMENS

On 12/5/2020 5:19 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 10:42:28 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> Seems no one ever shops those back aisles. Worked out well for me.
>
> Shitloads of people by TP from gas stations. They even sell single
> rolls.
>
> -sw
>
Well gee, I guess most folks around here forgot to be part of the
"shitloads" who buy TP at the gas station back in March. LOL All I know
is the big stores and the dollar stores were sold out yet this little
Exxon station had many four roll packs. It was cheap, but surprisingly
soft. Not a brand I'd ever heard of. Not tons of sheets per roll but
hey, it was better than none. Point being, not many people around here
thought to look for TP at the gas station.

Jill

On 12/5/2020 3:56 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
>
> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On 12/2/2020 2:59 PM, Doris Night wrote:
>>> On Tue, 1 Dec 2020 13:44:29 -0800, "Julie Bove"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> I am waiting for a Safeway delivery but they canceled some items. So I
>>>> looked into getting a delivery from Walmart. Not sure if they have
>>>> what I
>>>> want in stock but they can deliver today.
>>>>
>>>> This time, I ordered from my phone. This time they had wax beans! Can't
>>>> remember the brand but a name brand and $1.48 per can. Their brand
>>>> of canned
>>>> lentils was also listed. They were not listed when I looked on the
>>>> computer.
>>>>
>>>> So... Were these items just totally out of stock so not listed when
>>>> I tried
>>>> to order before? Dunno.
>>>
>>> My guess is that the first time you ordered, they were out of stock.
>>> Shortly after that, they received a shipment that included those
>>> items, and they scanned the receiving documents into their inventory.
>>>
>>> Takes about 5 seconds to go from out of stock to in-stock.
>>>
>>> Doris
>>>
>> That's very true, Doris.Â* I don't order a lot online but if there is
>> something I really want I check back a little while later, often times
>> the item is available again.
>>
>> It takes a little time for the information to transfer from the
>> warehouse to the online ordering venue.Â* People are working behind the
>> scenes at the warehouse to take inventory and mark quantities
>> available for shipping to who knows how many stores.Â* It's an ongoing
>> process.
>
> I contacted Walmart last night about an order that has been sitting in
> Kent WA since the 27th. It was cereal, tea and green beans. The woman
> said they considered the package to be lost so she would reship what
> they had and refund what they were out of. No beans, no tea, and out of
> one kind of cereal.
>
> Because Walmart offered free shipping on any size order yesterday, I
> tried to order those items again. Now the beans were in store only. Had
> to order another brand for twice the price. The tea came in either one
> box, three boxes, or five boxes. I had ordered the three. It appeared to
> be in stock, but just in case, I went with the five boxes. I didn't
> bother checking on the cereal. Because the order was so delayed, I got
> some cereal elsewhere. We will probably run out of tea by the time I get
> the new order. Won't come until the 9th now.

I'm going to break out a tiny violin...

Jill

On 12/5/2020 5:06 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2020-12-05 3:42 p.m., Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>
>> She didn't want to hear her BF praising my cooking. She was Italian
>> and a lousy cook. She started every meal by frying dried spices in
>> oil. She couldn't read so she went by smell. Another thing she did was
>> try to cobble all the leftovers into a meal and in her eyes, nothing
>> should ever be thrown out. Mold? Scrape if off. Funny taste? Drown it
>> in Worcestershire sauce. Her BF told me she once did that to leftover
>> cooked carrots.
>>
>> Whenever she invited him to dinner, he'd call me to see if I was
>> cooking. He would only eat my cooking. I only ever tried something of
>> hers once. Spaghetti. I watched her cook it so I knew there was
>> nothing old in there. It was a combination of far too many spices,
>> fried in Wesson oil, with the addition of a can of tomato sauce. I
>> can't remember now if the pasta was cooked to the correct doneness or
>> not. The finished dish had such an awful taste to it, we had to spit
>> it out. Another woman was dining with us as well, All three of us spit
>> it out at the same time.
>>
>> I would have made another batch but she didn't have any more
>> ingredients except for the oil and spices.She was not my roommate at
>> the time of this incident. So it wasn't my kitchen.
>
>
> Wow. You have told some whoppers here, but this one is a prize winner.
>
Give than man a Blue Ribbon! "She couldn't read so she went by smell."
So, she allegedly had an illiterate Italian roommate who liked to cook
but the roommate's boyfriend would call Julie to ask who is cooking
before coming over. This roommate also drowned things in Worcestershire
sauce to cover up mold. LOL You're right, this is one of the funniest
tales ever.

Don't forget "She was not my roommate at the time of this incident. So
it wasn't my kitchen." Gotta wonder why she *went back* so the three of
them could spit out this awful spaghetti meal together.

Can't wait for the next episode.

Jill

jmcquown wrote:
....
> I know you don't watch much television but ads for it are fairly common.
> Scenting *everything* has become a "thing". Things like laundry
> boosters and air fresheners are being pushed more than ever. No thanks.

it is rather sickening, i can taste it in foods
cooked in homes that use them, the scents stick to
various surfaces.

we've had to take containers to some places if
there is enough for leftovers. when we've used
anything they have in the cupboards it tastes like
it was coated with soap. you go to have some
turkey and stuffing the next day and find out
you're eating soapy tasting food that used to be
excellent.

things like dryer sheets and fabric softeners are
really bad, but also a lot of dish detergents can be
pretty bad if someone doesn't rinse well enough or
their dishwasher doesn't rinse well. *gack*


songbird

jmcquown wrote:
> On 12/5/2020 5:19 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 10:42:28 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>> Seems no one ever shops those back aisles. Worked out well for
>>> me.
>>
>> Shitloads of people by TP from gas stations.* They even sell single
>> rolls.
>>
>> -sw
>>
> Well gee, I guess most folks around here forgot to be part of the
> "shitloads" who buy TP at the gas station back in March. LOL* All I
> know is the big stores and the dollar stores were sold out yet this
> little Exxon station had many four roll packs.* It was cheap, but
> surprisingly soft.* Not a brand I'd ever heard of.* Not tons of
> sheets per roll but hey, it was better than none.* Point being, not
> many people around here thought to look for TP at the gas station.
>
> Jill

Top Market has never been out of anything.

You'll notice the parking lot is filled with parked tractors.

The cashiers have enormous bosoms, and squirting pussies, so yoose
know yoose in the right grocery store.

Our motto is FOOD and ****!

Julie Bove wrote:

>
> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On 12/4/2020 7:18 AM, Gary wrote:
> > > On 12/3/2020 2:29 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
> > > > "Julie Bove" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Gary" wrote:
> > > > > > Arrghh Steve. I accidently bought that lavendar scented TP
> > > > > > twice and it's so very nasty. I've learned to look closely
> > > > > > at the wrappers.
> > > > >
> > > > > I didn't know they made such a thing!
> > > >
> > > > They don't, not that I've ever encountered.
> > >
> > > Angel Soft makes plain and also lavendar scented TP.
> > > They don't scent the paper, just the cardboard tube in the
> > > center. It's pretty strong and highly annoying.
> > >
> > Yep, it's the tube. I love the scent of lavender (if it's very
> > light) but sincerely doubt I'd want that TP. The bathroom space
> > is too confined. I don't use air fresheners, it's funny to see
> > commercials with people spraying scent into the air. Or plugging
> > things into wall sockets. Or automatic scented air sprayers.
> > Good lord, how bad does your house smell that you have to cover it
> > up with a bunch of artificial fragrance?
>
> I grew up in a house with cheap, spray air fresheners and solid ones
> everywhere. I know from experience, if a person makes a bad poop
> smell, then sprays that stuff, it doesn't cover up the poop smell.
> You just smell the poop AND the spray.
>
> It was a requirement in our house to spray, every time we used the
> bathroom. As my brother or I walked out, one parent or the other
> would holler, "Spray!" We always said we did but it got to the point
> where we'd just lie and not use it. The stuff smelled sooo bad!

Smile, I used a lot of scents but for a very different reason. Blind
Dog. It helped her orient and no, they were not 'strong levels' at
all. Each room had it's own 'scent' (except none needed on kitchen or
bathrooms).

I did the same with the yard fences and she could tell where she was
from the faint scents (to us, if we could smell them at all) of
Sandlewood vs Frankinscense vs Lavendar vs Myrrhah. The porch door to
the kitchen? Grin, kept a bacon grease jar near it that we used to
grease the bird feeder pole (keeps squirrels endlessly amused to try
then slide back down and lick their paws).

Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 10:42:28 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> Seems no one ever shops those back aisles. Worked out well for me.
>
> Shitloads of people by TP from gas stations. They even sell single
> rolls.
>
> -sw
>

I know. Ya gotta push them out of the way to buy a case of beer.

Then ya got shit all over yer sleeves and stink like a texas pole cat.

On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 6:19:28 PM UTC-6, cshenk wrote:
> Grin, kept a bacon grease jar near it that we used to
> grease the bird feeder pole (keeps squirrels endlessly amused to try
> then slide back down and lick their paws).

I need one of those, not for the birds, but to watch the squirrels.

--Bryan

jmcquown wrote:
> On 12/5/2020 5:06 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
>> On 2020-12-05 3:42 p.m., Julie Bove wrote:
>>>
>>
>>> She didn't want to hear her BF praising my cooking. She was
>>> Italian and a lousy cook. She started every meal by frying dried
>>> spices in oil. She couldn't read so she went by smell. Another
>>> thing she did was try to cobble all the leftovers into a meal
>>> and in her eyes, nothing should ever be thrown out. Mold? Scrape
>>> if off. Funny taste? Drown it in Worcestershire sauce. Her BF
>>> told me she once did that to leftover cooked carrots.
>>>
>>> Whenever she invited him to dinner, he'd call me to see if I was
>>> cooking. He would only eat my cooking. I only ever tried
>>> something of hers once. Spaghetti. I watched her cook it so I
>>> knew there was nothing old in there. It was a combination of far
>>> too many spices, fried in Wesson oil, with the addition of a can
>>> of tomato sauce. I can't remember now if the pasta was cooked to
>>> the correct doneness or not. The finished dish had such an awful
>>> taste to it, we had to spit it out. Another woman was dining
>>> with us as well, All three of us spit it out at the same time.
>>>
>>> I would have made another batch but she didn't have any more
>>> ingredients except for the oil and spices.She was not my
>>> roommate at the time of this incident. So it wasn't my kitchen.
>>
>>
>> Wow. You have told some whoppers here, but this one is a prize
>> winner.
>>
> Give than man a Blue Ribbon!* "She couldn't read so she went by
> smell." *So, she allegedly had an illiterate Italian roommate who
> liked to cook but the roommate's boyfriend would call Julie to ask
> who is cooking before coming over.* This roommate also drowned
> things in Worcestershire sauce to cover up mold. LOL* You're right,
> this is one of the funniest tales ever.
>
> Don't forget "She was not my roommate at the time of this incident.
> So it wasn't my kitchen."* Gotta wonder why she *went back* so the
> three of them could spit out this awful spaghetti meal together.
>
> Can't wait for the next episode.
>
> Jill

I'm waiting for her to tell about her squirting pussy and massive
bosoms. We know it is a fact because Popeye Katz told us about it.

songbird wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
> ...
>> I know you don't watch much television but ads for it are fairly common.
>> Scenting *everything* has become a "thing". Things like laundry
>> boosters and air fresheners are being pushed more than ever. No thanks.
>
> it is rather sickening, i can taste it in foods
> cooked in homes that use them, the scents stick to
> various surfaces.
>
> we've had to take containers to some places if
> there is enough for leftovers. when we've used
> anything they have in the cupboards it tastes like
> it was coated with soap. you go to have some
> turkey and stuffing the next day and find out
> you're eating soapy tasting food that used to be
> excellent.
>
> things like dryer sheets and fabric softeners are
> really bad, but also a lot of dish detergents can be
> pretty bad if someone doesn't rinse well enough or
> their dishwasher doesn't rinse well. *gack*
>
>
> songbird
>

I had a friend say that his clothes smelled like shit if he farted
when putting them in the dryer.

Some people have noses like bloodhounds I guess.

Bryan Simmons wrote:

> On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 6:19:28 PM UTC-6, cshenk wrote:
> > Grin, kept a bacon grease jar near it that we used to
> > grease the bird feeder pole (keeps squirrels endlessly amused to
> > try then slide back down and lick their paws).
>
> I need one of those, not for the birds, but to watch the squirrels.
>
> --Bryan

It's hilarious to watch! They jump up, slide down and make a soft
'plumphf' as they slide back down, then lick their paws and try again.
Ok, I find fun in simple things like that. ;-)

I use only food safe fats obviously as I don't want to hurt them.

On 12/5/2020 5:47 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> On 12/5/2020 5:19 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 10:42:28 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>> Seems no one ever shops those back aisles. Worked out well for me.
>>
>> Shitloads of people by TP from gas stations.Â* They even sell single
>> rolls.
>>
>> -sw
>>
> Well gee, I guess most folks around here forgot to be part of the
> "shitloads" who buy TP at the gas station back in March. LOLÂ* All I know
> is the big stores and the dollar stores were sold out yet this little
> Exxon station had many four roll packs.Â* It was cheap, but surprisingly
> soft.Â* Not a brand I'd ever heard of.Â* Not tons of sheets per roll but
> hey, it was better than none.Â* Point being, not many people around here
> thought to look for TP at the gas station.
>
> Jill

The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.

On Tuesday, December 1, 2020 at 11:44:45 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> I am waiting for a Safeway delivery but they canceled some items. So I
> looked into getting a delivery from Walmart. Not sure if they have what I
> want in stock but they can deliver today.
>
> This time, I ordered from my phone. This time they had wax beans! Can't
> remember the brand but a name brand and $1.48 per can. Their brand of canned
> lentils was also listed. They were not listed when I looked on the computer.
>
> So... Were these items just totally out of stock so not listed when I tried
> to order before? Dunno.
>
> Another weird thing. I've always been able to order up to 6 of each item on
> the computer but the phone limited me to 4. Hmmm... Unless maybe the
> computer will only give me 4 now.
>
> I ordered two different varieties of the bread. I figure I should at least
> get one loaf. *fingers crossed* And yes, I can make my own bread. Just don't
> feel like it. Need surgery soon on my eye. Will find out more about that on
> Fri.
I sent off three hundred or so bucks to China for a guitar. That was months ago. Will I ever get it? Beats the heck out of me. That would be real nice.. Those pakes can sent a package to the dark side of the moon but getting a guitar six thousand miles away is a problem. That's so weird.

"Hank Rogers" > wrote in message
...
> Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On 12/3/2020 12:37 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Gary" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> On 12/3/2020 10:51 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 22:33:54 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BJ's is the same as Costco and Sam's Club.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I went Monday and there was not a paper towel or toilet tissue to be
>>>>>>> had.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I found some store-brand toilet paper last week and grabbed it - an
>>>>>> 18 roll pack. Got it home and realized it was scented: Lavender -
>>>>>> John's favorite. I hate it. It schtinks. I hate that smell of
>>>>>> Lavender Fabuloso, an this shit smells the same.
>>>>>
>>>>> Arrghh Steve. I accidently bought that lavendar scented TP twice and
>>>>> it's so very nasty. I've learned to look closely at the wrappers.
>>>>
>>>> I didn't know they made such a thing!
>>>
>>> I know you don't watch much television but ads for it are fairly common.
>>> Scenting *everything* has become a "thing". Things like laundry boosters
>>> and air fresheners are being pushed more than ever. No thanks.
>>
>> I watch no TV. I do take surveys and know about the air fresheners and
>> laundry products. I hate taking those surveys because I have no use for
>> those products. They seem to be trying to find an excited audience for
>> new potential products. I'm not it,
>
> You take the damn surveys, but you HATE doing it? Is this something the
> governor has mandated?
>
> Talk about weirdness

I get paid to take them.

"songbird" > wrote in message
...
> jmcquown wrote:
> ...
>> I know you don't watch much television but ads for it are fairly common.
>> Scenting *everything* has become a "thing". Things like laundry
>> boosters and air fresheners are being pushed more than ever. No thanks.
>
> it is rather sickening, i can taste it in foods
> cooked in homes that use them, the scents stick to
> various surfaces.
>
> we've had to take containers to some places if
> there is enough for leftovers. when we've used
> anything they have in the cupboards it tastes like
> it was coated with soap. you go to have some
> turkey and stuffing the next day and find out
> you're eating soapy tasting food that used to be
> excellent.
>
> things like dryer sheets and fabric softeners are
> really bad, but also a lot of dish detergents can be
> pretty bad if someone doesn't rinse well enough or
> their dishwasher doesn't rinse well. *gack*
>
>
> songbird

I bought soap at Big Lots years ago and had to toss it for that reason. No
matter how long I rinsed, the soap taste remained.

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
> On 12/5/2020 5:19 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 10:42:28 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>> Seems no one ever shops those back aisles. Worked out well for me.
>>
>> Shitloads of people by TP from gas stations. They even sell single
>> rolls.
>>
>> -sw
>>
> Well gee, I guess most folks around here forgot to be part of the
> "shitloads" who buy TP at the gas station back in March. LOL All I know
> is the big stores and the dollar stores were sold out yet this little
> Exxon station had many four roll packs. It was cheap, but surprisingly
> soft. Not a brand I'd ever heard of. Not tons of sheets per roll but
> hey, it was better than none. Point being, not many people around here
> thought to look for TP at the gas station.

I haven't been to gas station in years. Not one that sells stuff anyway. I
almost always get my gas at Costco. If not there, then a gas place connoted
to a store like Fred Meyer, QFC or Safeway.

On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 4:11:16 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 2:49:47 PM UTC-6, wrote:
> >
> > I grew up in a house with cheap, spray air fresheners and solid ones
> > everywhere. I know from experience, if a person makes a bad poop smell, then
> > sprays that stuff, it doesn't cover up the poop smell. You just smell the
> > poop AND the spray.
> >
> > It was a requirement in our house to spray, every time we used the bathroom.
> > As my brother or I walked out, one parent or the other would holler,
> > "Spray!" We always said we did but it got to the point where we'd just lie
> > and not use it. The stuff smelled sooo bad!
> Your family was White trash.
>
> --Bryan

Are you just discovering that?

Cindy Hamilton

On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.

Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
peeing.

We should all go back to using xylospongiums - save the planet and
all.

-sw

On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 02:16:00 -0800, Julie Bove wrote:

> I haven't been to gas station in years. Not one that sells stuff anyway. I
> almost always get my gas at Costco. If not there, then a gas place connoted
> to a store like Fred Meyer, QFC or Safeway.

Uh.... those are - get this - "gas stations". And as you note, they
are often connected to "stores".

Are you redefining them as "gas places"? Because that would be
silly, silly.

-sw

On 12/6/2020 8:51 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>
> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
> peeing.
>
I've never met a woman who used toilet paper to remove makeup (or when
painting their toenails). Haven't had to stuff my bra since I was 12.

Jill

> We should all go back to using xylospongiums - save the planet and
> all.
>
> -sw
>

On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 04:06:29 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

>On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 4:11:16 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>> On Saturday, December 5, 2020 at 2:49:47 PM UTC-6, wrote:
>> >
>> > I grew up in a house with cheap, spray air fresheners and solid ones
>> > everywhere. I know from experience, if a person makes a bad poop smell, then
>> > sprays that stuff, it doesn't cover up the poop smell. You just smell the
>> > poop AND the spray.
>> >
>> > It was a requirement in our house to spray, every time we used the bathroom.
>> > As my brother or I walked out, one parent or the other would holler,
>> > "Spray!" We always said we did but it got to the point where we'd just lie
>> > and not use it. The stuff smelled sooo bad!
>> Your family was White trash.
>>
>> --Bryan
>
>Are you just discovering that?

Did you have a father and a mother?

On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
> > The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
> > the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
> > days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
> > days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
> peeing.

I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal,
painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra.

Cindy Hamilton