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Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.

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On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip.. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
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I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.
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On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
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> > --Bryan

> I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.


This would be a good time to tour a sewage treatment plant.

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On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> >
> > --Bryan

> I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.


I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like. Time to find out.

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On 2020-12-09 5:00 p.m., Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
>> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
>>> Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
>>>
>>> --Bryan

>> I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.

>
> I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like. Time to find out.
>
>


Maybe now is the time to try that Swedish canned fermented fish. The
smell is enough to make most normal people puke.




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On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 4:04:29 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2020-12-09 5:00 p.m., Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> >> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> >>> Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> >>>
> >>> --Bryan
> >> I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.

> >
> > I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like.. Time to find out.
> >
> >

> Maybe now is the time to try that Swedish canned fermented fish. The
> smell is enough to make most normal people puke.


I was thinking more along the lines of a bite or two of asparagus.

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On Wed, 09 Dec 2020 14:39:26 -0800, Bryan Simmons wrote:


> I was thinking more along the lines of a bite or two of asparagus.


Why not the TV cartoon classic Limburger Cheese? Actually, I love that
stuff!


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On 2020-12-09 5:39 p.m., Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 4:04:29 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:


>>>

>> Maybe now is the time to try that Swedish canned fermented fish. The
>> smell is enough to make most normal people puke.

>
> I was thinking more along the lines of a bite or two of asparagus.
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I would not want to waste the flavour of asparagus. I love that stuff.
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On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 12:01:04 PM UTC-10, wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> > >
> > > --Bryan

> > I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.

> I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like. Time to find out.
>
> --Bryan

My guess is that a jug of T-bird will taste as good as a bottle of 1807 Chateau LaFontane DuRiche. Live it up!
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On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 12:01:04 PM UTC-10,
wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10,
> > wrote:
> > > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a
> > > trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big
> > > whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting
> > > ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> > >
> > > --Bryan

> > I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting
> > experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.

> I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like.
> Time to find out.
>
> --Bryan

My guess is that a jug of T-bird will taste as good as a bottle of 1807
Chateau LaFontane DuRiche. Live it up!

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T-bird?




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On Thursday, December 10, 2020 at 12:07:39 PM UTC-5, Ophelia wrote:
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> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 12:01:04 PM UTC-10,
> wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10,
> > > wrote:
> > > > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a
> > > > trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big
> > > > whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting
> > > > ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> > > >
> > > > --Bryan
> > > I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting
> > > experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.

> > I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like.
> > Time to find out.
> >
> > --Bryan

> My guess is that a jug of T-bird will taste as good as a bottle of 1807
> Chateau LaFontane DuRiche. Live it up!
>
> ====
>
> T-bird?


Thunderbird, a cheap, fortified wine.

<http://www.bumwine.com/tbird.html>

Although it looks like Gallo has recently rehabilitated the brand.

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On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> >
> > --Bryan

> I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.



Doctor's Visit

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem today?"
Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient: "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times."
"Hmm," says the Doctor, as he picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
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On 12/9/2020 8:04 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
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Try to remember to bathe.
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On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 11:12:57 AM UTC-6, Taxed and Spent wrote:
> On 12/9/2020 8:04 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
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> > --Bryan
> >

> Try to remember to bathe.


I don't wait to shower until I notice myself being smelly.

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On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 08:04:40 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
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>Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.


You could switch to a healthy diet!


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