On 12/29/2020 5:04 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Monday, December 28, 2020 at 4:44:24 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>> On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 10:58:00 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On Monday, December 28, 2020 at 12:56:55 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 20:13:53 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Dave Smith wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 2020-12-27 6:45 p.m., cshenk wrote:
>>>>>>> Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yeah, a stone mason is an expert at roofs, electric, plumbing,
>>>>>>>> heating, etc. Generally the buyer pays a house inspection
>>>>>>>> company to check all aspects of the property. No one cares if
>>>>>>>> the window shades are crap but major defects have to be repaired
>>>>>>>> by the seller.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No Sheldon, the seller does not have to repair any major defects.
>>>> Of course not, the seller can decide not to sell.
>>>>
>>>> There's no such thing as a perfect house, which is why minor defects
>>>> are negotiable, but jmajor flaws need to be repaired or the local
>>>> building code enforcement authority will stop all sales and likely
>>>> evict the owner, may tear down the house and bill the owner.
>>>
>>> Can you give us examples of these major flaws?
>>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton
>> Easy... majorly damaged/cracked foundations, leaking roofs, plumbing
>> and electricals not to code.
>
> There is no requirement for plumbing and electrical to be at current
> code when a house is sold. For example, my kitchen had too few outlets
> to be code-compliant when I bought it. We have since added outlets
> for our own convenience.
>
>> There are many flaws that can legally
>> prevent a sale... a chimney can be damaged, a heating system can be a
>> fail, domestic water can be polluted, a septic system can be
>> inadequate... not to mention that toilets that won't flush. Even
>> cracked driveways wont pass inspection.
>
> In the State of Michigan, no inspection is performed when a house
> is sold except at the buyer's discretion. The law does not require
> an inspection at the time of sale if the house already has an
> occupancy permit.
>
>> Your stone mason is nowhere
>> near qualified to inspect a house,
>
> Read it a third time. The stonemason looked at the split-fieldstone
> veneer on the outside of our house and made sure the mortar was
> in good shape. My husband inspected the rest of the house, including
> the heating, plumbing, electrical, and roof.
>
I understood exactly what you meant, Cindy.

>> thats a jerk-o comment... stone
>> masons know absolutely nothing of house inspections. Actually the
>> most important inspection is to have a survey made, I wouldn't buy any
>> property without first having my own survey made... I want to know
>> where my property begins and ends.
>
> The lender required that a survey be made prior to making the mortgage.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>
As far as "house inspections" go, at one point years ago I considered
selling my house. More than one real estate agent told me no buyer
would be able to get a mortgage [lender] to sign off on it unless I
first corrected some issues with wood rot. The wood rot is mainly on
exterior window trim on the back patio; it's decorative, not structural.
Still would have been enough for the lender to turn down the deal.

Jill

On 12/28/2020 8:50 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Monday, December 28, 2020 at 7:04:28 PM UTC-6, Master Bruce wrote:
>> On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 16:56:11 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> We're buying a house for my son. It's only $85K. We have to be the
>>> borrowers, and can't even have my son on the mortgage at all because he
>>> doesn't have 2 years of steady income. He'll be making the payments. It
>>> won't cost us anything, but we'll be solely responsible for the loan. No
>>> worries. That kid will be outearning me pretty soon. He figures he'll be
>>> living there for 2 or 3 years, and by then he'll have sufficient demonstrable
>>> income to buy a house that he really wants, and can keep that one as a
>>> rental property. It's not in one of those tiny municipalities (like Bel Nor),
>>> but in University City, about 12 minutes from here in light traffic.
>>>
>>> What's a trip is that when he emailed some of his friends about the house,
>>> it turns out that one of his friends lived in that very house when he was a
>>> small child.
>>>
>>> We're not spending a penny of our own money on the house, but merely
>>> guaranteeing the loan. The one thing that the house doesn't have is a
>>> washer/dryer, and for a move-in present (he doesn't know this yet), we
>>> are going to buy him a nice Speed Queen washer, and a cheap ass dryer.
>>>
>>> He mentioned that he'll be having us over for dinner often, and I'm sure
>>> he'll be coming over here for dinner often as well. This is a nice transition
>>> to him moving out. He's fiercely independent. A lot of kids go though a
>>> stage where they want little to do with parents for several years, whether
>>> that's going away to college or just moving out. He established his
>>> autonomy earlier, doing his own laundry, buying his own clothes, etc.
>>> while he was still in high school, and it's already like he's a fully adult
>>> child in many ways.
>>>
>>> Truth be told, my only disappointment with him is his politics, which is
>>> decidedly libertarian compared to his parents. That's not going to go
>>> away, maybe not ever, but he's his own person, and I never wanted a
>>> clone of myself.
>> Libertarian is non-religious right-wing?
>>
>
> ******************
> "Do you have a favorite book?"
> Winter had to think. "No, but I'm crazy about Shakespeare, and I love Dickens."
> --Bryan
>
(sigh) no one here wants to read your crappy e-book.

Jill

On Wed, 30 Dec 2020 11:20:38 -0500, jmcquown wrote:


>>
>> The lender required that a survey be made prior to making the mortgage.
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton
>>
> As far as "house inspections" go, at one point years ago I considered
> selling my house. More than one real estate agent told me no buyer
> would be able to get a mortgage [lender] to sign off on it unless I
> first corrected some issues with wood rot. The wood rot is mainly on
> exterior window trim on the back patio; it's decorative, not structural.
> Still would have been enough for the lender to turn down the deal.
>
> Jill

My sister has prepared a folder containing every conceivable bit of
information about her house in readiness should she sell it. I think it
might be UK law.

Ed Pawlowski wrote:

> On 12/28/2020 10:12 PM, cshenk wrote:
> > Sheldon Martin wrote:
> >
> >>On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 20:13:53 -0600, "cshenk" >
> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Dave Smith wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On 2020-12-27 6:45 p.m., cshenk wrote:
> > > > > > Sheldon Martin wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > > Yeah, a stone mason is an expert at roofs, electric,
> > > > > > > plumbing, heating, etc. Generally the buyer pays a house
> > > > > > > inspection company to check all aspects of the property.
> > > > > > > No one cares if the window shades are crap but major
> > > > > > > defects have to be
> >>repaired >> > > by the seller.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No Sheldon, the seller does not have to repair any major
> > > > > > defects.
> > >
> > > Of course not, the seller can decide not to sell.
> > >
> > > There's no such thing as a perfect house, which is why minor
> > > defects are negotiable, but major flaws need to be repaired or
> > > the local building code enforcement authority will stop all sales
> > > and likely evict the owner, may tear down the house and bill the
> > > owner.
> >
> > Bullshit Sheldon.
> >
>
> Semi Bullshit. A house can be declared uninhabitable by the local
> code enforcement agency. More likely to happen with a rental
> property after complaints from a tenant.
>
> Typically, a condemned property cannot be sold as a structure. The
> property can usually still be sold as land, though the value is
> actually reduced due to the buyer expense of tearing down the
> condemned house and hauling it away, making it difficult for a buyer
> to get a mortgage loan.
>
> Owner occupied properties can be deemed uninhabitable after a fire or
> other structural damage. I don't know about eviction though.

Laws vary from state to state. Sheldon is in a dream world there.
Here, if they deem a place 'uninhabitable' you can still live in it
when renovating.

On Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:51:58 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:

>Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
>> Semi Bullshit. A house can be declared uninhabitable by the local
>> code enforcement agency. More likely to happen with a rental
>> property after complaints from a tenant.
>>
>> Typically, a condemned property cannot be sold as a structure. The
>> property can usually still be sold as land, though the value is
>> actually reduced due to the buyer expense of tearing down the
>> condemned house and hauling it away, making it difficult for a buyer
>> to get a mortgage loan.
>>
>> Owner occupied properties can be deemed uninhabitable after a fire or
>> other structural damage. I don't know about eviction though.
>
>Laws vary from state to state. Sheldon is in a dream world there.
>Here, if they deem a place 'uninhabitable' you can still live in it
>when renovating.

Sheldon likes to make big statements. They don't have to be true and
generally aren't.

Sheldon Martin wrote:

> On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 21:12:00 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:
>
> > Sheldon Martin wrote:
> >
> >> On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 20:13:53 -0600, "cshenk" >
> wrote: >>
> >> > Dave Smith wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On 2020-12-27 6:45 p.m., cshenk wrote:
> >> >> > Sheldon Martin wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > > Yeah, a stone mason is an expert at roofs, electric,
> plumbing, >> >> > > heating, etc. Generally the buyer pays a house
> inspection >> >> > > company to check all aspects of the property.
> No one cares if >> >> > > the window shades are crap but major
> defects have to be >> repaired >> > > by the seller.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > No Sheldon, the seller does not have to repair any major
> defects. >>
> >> Of course not, the seller can decide not to sell.
> >>
> >> There's no such thing as a perfect house, which is why minor
> defects >> are negotiable, but jmajor flaws need to be repaired or
> the local >> building code enforcement authority will stop all sales
> and likely >> evict the owner, may tear down the house and bill the
> owner.
> >
> > Bullshit Sheldon.
>
> A property must meet building codes to be sold. To be perfectly
> honest I don't believe that you own the house you live in... it's very
> obvious that you rent that hovel.

It only has to meet the codes relevant to when it was built. As you
upgrade or add, those portions have to meet current code and that is it.

> On 2020 Dec 23, , Graham wrote (in
> >):
>
>> On Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:22:36 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>
>> > I got an appointnet for a haircut tomorrow. I'm suprised as it's a
>> > big holiday time, but I was fit in at 11 AM. My haircut takes no more
>> > than 15 minutes. I get a GI Boot Camp haircut, super short with sheep
>> > shears. Grows back fast, too fast.
>>
>> If you always get a militaru haircut, buy a set of electric
>> clippers,attach the #4 guard and do it yourself. Two haircuts will pay
>> for the set!
>
> Yep.

That's what I did back in March when I found out the Barber shop I
used was closed. I thought I'd better get my butt down to Wally
World and get a hair trimmer set before they're sold out. I bought
a Wahl with guides for different lengths, combs,scissors, oil, etc.
It was about $45. I cut mine in the bathroom in front of the mirror
holding a handmirror in one hand and trimmers in the other and
standing on a 30 gallon trash bag. I'll never go back to paying
for haircuts. At my age and with the amount of hair I have left
I don't need no steenking styling.

On Fri, 01 Jan 2021 03:04:12 -0600, Nemo >
wrote:

>That's what I did back in March when I found out the Barber shop I
>used was closed. I thought I'd better get my butt down to Wally
>World and get a hair trimmer set before they're sold out. I bought
>a Wahl with guides for different lengths, combs,scissors, oil, etc.
>It was about $45. I cut mine in the bathroom in front of the mirror
>holding a handmirror in one hand and trimmers in the other and
>standing on a 30 gallon trash bag. I'll never go back to paying
>for haircuts. At my age and with the amount of hair I have left
>I don't need no steenking styling.

"Every disadvantage has an advantage."

On 1/1/2021 4:04 AM, Nemo wrote:
>> On 2020 Dec 23, , Graham wrote (in
>> >):
>>
>>> On Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:22:36 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>>
>>>> I got an appointnet for a haircut tomorrow. I'm suprised as it's a
>>>> big holiday time, but I was fit in at 11 AM. My haircut takes no more
>>>> than 15 minutes. I get a GI Boot Camp haircut, super short with sheep
>>>> shears. Grows back fast, too fast.
>>>
>>> If you always get a militaru haircut, buy a set of electric
>>> clippers,attach the #4 guard and do it yourself. Two haircuts will pay
>>> for the set!
>>
>> Yep.
>
> That's what I did back in March when I found out the Barber shop I
> used was closed. I thought I'd better get my butt down to Wally
> World and get a hair trimmer set before they're sold out. I bought
> a Wahl with guides for different lengths, combs,scissors, oil, etc.
> It was about $45. I cut mine in the bathroom in front of the mirror
> holding a handmirror in one hand and trimmers in the other and
> standing on a 30 gallon trash bag. I'll never go back to paying
> for haircuts. At my age and with the amount of hair I have left
> I don't need no steenking styling.

I've got a Covid-19 haircut. Last time at the barber was early Sept
2019, well over a year ago. Just as I was planning to go last March, the
Covid stuff hit. Because of that, I still don't go for one.

My hair is the longest it's been in about 40 years but I'm getting used
to it. Old hippy Gary. lol

I do have a hair trimmer set that my Mom sent me after my Dad died. She
used on him. I might try it myself someday or might wait until my
daughter comes to visit, whenever that might be. It's hard to cut the
back of your hair by yourself.

Using the 2 mirror method is odd and takes a good while to do.

On 2021-01-01 4:04 a.m., Nemo wrote:

>
> That's what I did back in March when I found out the Barber shop I
> used was closed. I thought I'd better get my butt down to Wally
> World and get a hair trimmer set before they're sold out. I bought
> a Wahl with guides for different lengths, combs,scissors, oil, etc.
> It was about $45. I cut mine in the bathroom in front of the mirror
> holding a handmirror in one hand and trimmers in the other and
> standing on a 30 gallon trash bag. I'll never go back to paying
> for haircuts. At my age and with the amount of hair I have left
> I don't need no steenking styling.

I bought a hair cutting kit about 25 years ago and have had only two
professional haircuts since. The last one was the day before my mother's
memorial service and that was 12 years ago. I bought a new clipper set
this year. Five minutes in front of the mirror and drop the clippings
into the wastepaper basket and a minute to vacuum and I save $20 and get
a better haircut that I do from a barber.

On Fri, 01 Jan 2021 03:04:12 -0600, Nemo >
wrote:

>> On 2020 Dec 23, , Graham wrote (in
>> >):
>>
>>> On Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:22:36 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>>
>>> > I got an appointnet for a haircut tomorrow. I'm suprised as it's a
>>> > big holiday time, but I was fit in at 11 AM. My haircut takes no more
>>> > than 15 minutes. I get a GI Boot Camp haircut, super short with sheep
>>> > shears. Grows back fast, too fast.
>>>
>>> If you always get a militaru haircut, buy a set of electric
>>> clippers,attach the #4 guard and do it yourself. Two haircuts will pay
>>> for the set!
>>
>> Yep.
>
>That's what I did back in March when I found out the Barber shop I
>used was closed. I thought I'd better get my butt down to Wally
>World and get a hair trimmer set before they're sold out. I bought
>a Wahl with guides for different lengths, combs,scissors, oil, etc.
>It was about $45. I cut mine in the bathroom in front of the mirror
>holding a handmirror in one hand and trimmers in the other and
>standing on a 30 gallon trash bag. I'll never go back to paying
>for haircuts. At my age and with the amount of hair I have left
>I don't need no steenking styling.

Obviously you're mostly bald so there's nothing to style, just lather
up your few strands and take the razor to it, then take out the can of
Simonize styling wax and a clean flannel for buffing, or get your wife
excited and wet and have her use her cotton panty crotch to give you a
spit shine.
I on the other hand have a full head of very thick wavy hair, a while
ago I took professional 'lectric clippers to it, there was so much
hair on the floor that the Dyson struggled to get it all. Plus I did
a very uneven job on the back and sides as I like it tapered, in fact
it looked so bad I was about to get out the shaving cream and razor as
well. Nope, I can well afford the twenty bucks to have Dawn at the
unisex salon in town do me same as she has for twenty years, 3-4 times
each year. Twenty years ago it cost ten bucks but prices have
steadily gone up all over. All I need do is phone and Dawn always
fits me in for a quickie... when she's doing the women they can take
hours... that salon does mostly women. There are two barber shops in
town but neither give appointments, it's first come first served and I
don't want to sit there for an hour or longer, plus they are not
barbers, they are hair cutters, big difference. Nowadays real barbers
are few and far between, it's very rare to find one that can use
sissors properly and that's licensed to shave. Years ago when I lived
in Brooklyn I went to a real barber shop where I could get my hair cut
(entirely with scissors), get shaved with hot towels and a straight
razor so my face was smooth like a baby's ass, and even get a manicure
at the same time. I don't think real barber shops exist anymore,
least I know of none around here... living in farm country closest
I've seen are dog groomers and professional sheep shearers. I think
most real barbers are now pushing up daisies. We used to have a real
barber shop in town, it used to be, but for perhaps 30 years now it's
a real estate office... I know the history because my next door
neighbor's uncle built that building for the barber who was also a
watchmaker. I don't think real barber's chairs are made anymore, you
can maybe find one at an antique emporium, today haircutter chairs are
really no different from salon chairs and computer chairs.

On Fri, 01 Jan 2021 03:04:12 -0600, Nemo wrote:

>> On 2020 Dec 23, , Graham wrote (in
>> >):
>>
>>> On Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:22:36 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>>
>>> > I got an appointnet for a haircut tomorrow. I'm suprised as it's a
>>> > big holiday time, but I was fit in at 11 AM. My haircut takes no more
>>> > than 15 minutes. I get a GI Boot Camp haircut, super short with sheep
>>> > shears. Grows back fast, too fast.
>>>
>>> If you always get a militaru haircut, buy a set of electric
>>> clippers,attach the #4 guard and do it yourself. Two haircuts will pay
>>> for the set!
>>
>> Yep.
>
> That's what I did back in March when I found out the Barber shop I
> used was closed. I thought I'd better get my butt down to Wally
> World and get a hair trimmer set before they're sold out. I bought
> a Wahl with guides for different lengths, combs,scissors, oil, etc.
> It was about $45. I cut mine in the bathroom in front of the mirror
> holding a handmirror in one hand and trimmers in the other and
> standing on a 30 gallon trash bag. I'll never go back to paying
> for haircuts. At my age and with the amount of hair I have left
> I don't need no steenking styling.

For me it was a combination of covid restrictions and being ripped off. I
had been paying a senior's rate but when the barber found out where I live,
she upped her price by $5.

On Friday, January 1, 2021 at 11:07:16 AM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> On Fri, 01 Jan 2021 03:04:12 -0600, Nemo >
> wrote:
> >> On 2020 Dec 23, , Graham wrote (in
> >> >):
> >>
> >>> On Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:22:36 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
> >>>
> >>> > I got an appointnet for a haircut tomorrow. I'm suprised as it's a
> >>> > big holiday time, but I was fit in at 11 AM. My haircut takes no more
> >>> > than 15 minutes. I get a GI Boot Camp haircut, super short with sheep
> >>> > shears. Grows back fast, too fast.
> >>>
> >>> If you always get a militaru haircut, buy a set of electric
> >>> clippers,attach the #4 guard and do it yourself. Two haircuts will pay
> >>> for the set!
> >>
> >> Yep.
> >
> >That's what I did back in March when I found out the Barber shop I
> >used was closed. I thought I'd better get my butt down to Wally
> >World and get a hair trimmer set before they're sold out. I bought
> >a Wahl with guides for different lengths, combs,scissors, oil, etc.
> >It was about $45. I cut mine in the bathroom in front of the mirror
> >holding a handmirror in one hand and trimmers in the other and
> >standing on a 30 gallon trash bag. I'll never go back to paying
> >for haircuts. At my age and with the amount of hair I have left
> >I don't need no steenking styling.
> Obviously you're mostly bald so there's nothing to style, just lather
> up your few strands and take the razor to it, then take out the can of
> Simonize styling wax and a clean flannel for buffing, or get your wife
> excited and wet and have her use her cotton panty crotch to give you a
> spit shine.
> I on the other hand have a full head of very thick wavy hair, a while
> ago I took professional 'lectric clippers to it, there was so much
> hair on the floor that the Dyson struggled to get it all. Plus I did
> a very uneven job on the back and sides as I like it tapered, in fact
> it looked so bad I was about to get out the shaving cream and razor as
> well. Nope, I can well afford the twenty bucks to have Dawn at the
> unisex salon in town do me same as she has for twenty years, 3-4 times
> each year. Twenty years ago it cost ten bucks but prices have
> steadily gone up all over. All I need do is phone and Dawn always
> fits me in for a quickie... when she's doing the women they can take
> hours...

There must be something wrong with Dawn. It takes under 20 minutes
to cut my hair.

Cindy Hamilton

On Saturday, December 26, 2020 at 8:29:43 PM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 12/26/2020 8:15 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
> >
> > My son is looking for a house. I strongly advised him not to buy one in one of
> > those tiny municipalities like Bel Nor. They have very little sales tax base. We're
> > going to look at a house tomorrow, maybe two. Right now, if one can afford the
> > down payment, and can get the mortgage loan, owning is cheaper than renting
> > in the medium or long term. Interest rates are stupid low right now.
> >
> > --Bryan
> >
> Make sure he checks the roof. That can be a big expense in that area.
>
Most houses here don't have clay tile roofs.

We got denied for the loan because of our income to debt ratio, so we paid off
my wife's car loan, and are paying off the mortgage on our house next week.
We'll then own two houses outright, and our only debt will be the car loan on
my son's car. I had to be on the loan, but he makes the payments, and the
same will be the case with *his* future house. Because my wife nor I will be
living there, the bank considers it "investment property," and wants 17% down
(no problem there), and a 5.5% interest rate. I guess that's no big deal, because
in 2 or 3 years there will be 20% equity, and my son will have demonstrable
income, so we can refinance it with him as the primary, and quit claim it to him
while the equity is still low enough to avoid gift tax.

I'm going to try to find an alternative by explaining all the details to a morgage
banker, using our properties as collateral. You don't get better deals unless
you ask.

--Bryan

>>>> On Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:22:36 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:

> Obviously you're mostly bald so there's nothing to style, just lather up
> your few strands and take the razor to it, then take out the can of
> Simonize styling wax and a clean flannel for buffing,

No, I'm not "mostly bald" in the least. Thinning would be a better
description. I don't like hair touching my ears. My father was a
Sergeant major in the army. He spit shined his shoes every evening
and got a hair cut every week. I got one every 2 weeks. He'd tell
me "Report to the barber shop". The barber was already paid.
The fastest haircut I ever had was one I got in Atlanta after being
sworn into the Army. It took a minute at the most to shear it off.

On Mon, 04 Jan 2021 Nemo wrote:
>> On Wed, 23 Dec 2020 Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
>> Obviously you're mostly bald so there's nothing to style, just lather up
>> your few strands and take the razor to it, then take out the can of
>> Simonize styling wax and a clean flannel for buffing,
>
>No, I'm not "mostly bald" in the least. Thinning would be a better
>description. I don't like hair touching my ears. My father was a
>Sergeant major in the army. He spit shined his shoes every evening
>and got a hair cut every week. I got one every 2 weeks. He'd tell
>me "Report to the barber shop". The barber was already paid.
>The fastest haircut I ever had was one I got in Atlanta after being
>sworn into the Army. It took a minute at the most to shear it off.

I don't like hair touching my ears either, that's when I know it's
time for a haircut, but sometimes I cheat and trim around my ears
myself. After bootcamp I kept my GI cut.

ב-יו� שישי, 25 בדצמבר 2020 בשעה 03:24:43 UTC+2, כתב/ה:
> >
> If paying for a woman to cut my hair was the only way I could get a
> woman to touch me, I'd do that.
> > >
The solution is simpler: grow your hair very long and many women will want to touch your hair

On Thu, 7 Jan 2021 03:51:56 -0800 (PST), adam adam
> wrote:

>?-??? ????, 25 ?????? 2020 ???? 03:24:43 UTC+2, ???/?:
>> >
>> If paying for a woman to cut my hair was the only way I could get a
>> woman to touch me, I'd do that.
>> > >
>The solution is simpler: grow your hair very long and many women will want to touch your hair

Probably many faggots...