Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
hours of simmering.

They're 0 for 2 on beans. **** Walmart (and **** you, John)

-sw

On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 15:41:27 -0600, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
>cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
>hours of simmering.
>
>They're 0 for 2 on beans. **** Walmart (and **** you, John)
>
>-sw

Obvious that the dwarf doesn't have a clue how to cook dried beans...
I've cooked more than enough dried beans to feed all of Texass twice
and no one ever complained. Nothing easier to cook than dried beans.
The dwarf only knows to cook his shitty sandwiches.
Ahahahahaha. . .

On Sunday, December 27, 2020 at 3:41:33 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
> Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
> cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
> hours of simmering.
>
> They're 0 for 2 on beans. **** Walmart (and **** you, John)
>
> -sw

You spent MONEY at that Evil Corporation, what did you expect?

John Kuthe...

On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 17:34:05 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:

> On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 15:41:27 -0600, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>>Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
>>cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
>>hours of simmering.
>>
>>They're 0 for 2 on beans. **** Walmart (and **** you, John)
>
> Obvious that the dwarf doesn't have a clue how to cook dried beans...
> I've cooked more than enough dried beans to feed all of Texass twice
> and no one ever complained. Nothing easier to cook than dried beans.
> The dwarf only knows to cook his shitty sandwiches.
> Ahahahahaha. . .

I knew you'd bite.

Ironic, eh, since you complained you Walmart lima beans did the same
thing. Shall I dig up the post for you? Pout some money on it,
hypocrite?

-sw

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
> cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
> hours of simmering.
>
> They're 0 for 2 on beans. **** Walmart (and **** you, John)
>
> -sw

Don't they have an expiration date on them? I got Lima beans at Walmart.
Made KenK's soup with them. They did cook a lot faster than the package
suggested but I've found that to be the case with all beans lately. I always
check at half the suggested time.

I think I only ever had beans that wouldn't soften. That was back in the
70's and the first time I ever cooked dried beans The beans may have been
old, but I also added the other ingredients for the soup at the start of the
cook time. I can't remember what all now I put in there but likely some form
of tomato and salt. I know now to add those at the end of the cook time. I
do remember following a recipe as written and the beans had soaked
overnight. After 8 hours of cooking, they were still hard as a rock.

"Sheldon Martin" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 15:41:27 -0600, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>>Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
>>cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
>>hours of simmering.
>>
>>They're 0 for 2 on beans. **** Walmart (and **** you, John)
>>
>>-sw
>
> Obvious that the dwarf doesn't have a clue how to cook dried beans...
> I've cooked more than enough dried beans to feed all of Texass twice
> and no one ever complained. Nothing easier to cook than dried beans.
> The dwarf only knows to cook his shitty sandwiches.
> Ahahahahaha. . .

The stores must sell a lot of beans in this area. Even when I buy bulk
beans, they've always been very fresh and cook up far more quickly than the
time listed on the package. That being said, I usually use canned beans
because I usually only need a small amount. I only cook the dried when I
want a lot of beans.

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 17:34:05 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 27 Dec 2020 15:41:27 -0600, Sqwertz >
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
>>>cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
>>>hours of simmering.
>>>
>>>They're 0 for 2 on beans. **** Walmart (and **** you, John)
>>
>> Obvious that the dwarf doesn't have a clue how to cook dried beans...
>> I've cooked more than enough dried beans to feed all of Texass twice
>> and no one ever complained. Nothing easier to cook than dried beans.
>> The dwarf only knows to cook his shitty sandwiches.
>> Ahahahahaha. . .
>
> I knew you'd bite.
>
> Ironic, eh, since you complained you Walmart lima beans did the same
> thing. Shall I dig up the post for you? Pout some money on it,
> hypocrite?

And here I sit, the odd one out with the good Limas.

"John Kuthe" > wrote in message
...
> On Sunday, December 27, 2020 at 3:41:33 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
>> Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
>> cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
>> hours of simmering.
>>
>> They're 0 for 2 on beans. **** Walmart (and **** you, John)
>>
>> -sw
>
> You spent MONEY at that Evil Corporation, what did you expect?
>
> John Kuthe...

Perhaps we could all buy our beans from Songbird!

On 12/27/2020 8:55 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
>
> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
>> cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
>> hours of simmering.
>>
>> They're 0 for 2 on beans.Â* **** Walmart (and **** you, John)
>>
>> -sw
>
> Don't they have an expiration date on them? I got Lima beans at Walmart.
> Made KenK's soup with them. They did cook a lot faster than the package
> suggested but I've found that to be the case with all beans lately. I
> always check at half the suggested time.
>
> I think I only ever had beans that wouldn't soften. That was back in the
> 70's and the first time I ever cooked dried beans The beans may have
> been old, but I also added the other ingredients for the soup at the
> start of the cook time. I can't remember what all now I put in there but
> likely some form of tomato and salt. I know now to add those at the end
> of the cook time. I do remember following a recipe as written and the
> beans had soaked overnight. After 8 hours of cooking, they were still
> hard as a rock.

Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them . Bottom line is ya
both screwed up somehow . Which reminds me , I need to get a package of
ham from the big freezer thawed out for our annual New Year's Day pot of
Black Eyed peas and ham .
--
Snag
Illegitimi non
carborundum

On Monday, December 28, 2020 at 7:55:20 AM UTC-5, Snag wrote:
> On 12/27/2020 8:55 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
> >
> > "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
> >> cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
> >> hours of simmering.
> >>
> >> They're 0 for 2 on beans. **** Walmart (and **** you, John)
> >>
> >> -sw
> >
> > Don't they have an expiration date on them? I got Lima beans at Walmart.
> > Made KenK's soup with them. They did cook a lot faster than the package
> > suggested but I've found that to be the case with all beans lately. I
> > always check at half the suggested time.
> >
> > I think I only ever had beans that wouldn't soften. That was back in the
> > 70's and the first time I ever cooked dried beans The beans may have
> > been old, but I also added the other ingredients for the soup at the
> > start of the cook time. I can't remember what all now I put in there but
> > likely some form of tomato and salt. I know now to add those at the end
> > of the cook time. I do remember following a recipe as written and the
> > beans had soaked overnight. After 8 hours of cooking, they were still
> > hard as a rock.
> Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
> didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them .

Lentils will, and I imagine beans will too.

I found a canister of lentils at the back of my pantry. Even after an
hour of simmering, they never softened.

Cindy Hamilton

Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> Snag wrote:
>> Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
>> didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them .
>
> Lentils will, and I imagine beans will too.
>
> I found a canister of lentils at the back of my pantry. Even after an
> hour of simmering, they never softened.

Dried won't go bad as long as they stay dry. Older beans, etc might need
to cook a bit longer is all.

Few months ago, I made lima bean soup from an old bag I found. It was at
least 20 years old. I soaked them overnight but they still needed a few
extra hours (in a crockpot) to soften. Good eats, eventually.

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0500, Gary > wrote:

> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> Snag wrote:
>>> Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
>>> didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them .
>>
>> Lentils will, and I imagine beans will too.
>>
>> I found a canister of lentils at the back of my pantry. Even after an
>> hour of simmering, they never softened.
>
>Dried won't go bad as long as they stay dry. Older beans, etc might need
>to cook a bit longer is all.
>
>Few months ago, I made lima bean soup from an old bag I found. It was at
>least 20 years old. I soaked them overnight but they still needed a few
>extra hours (in a crockpot) to soften. Good eats, eventually.

Dried beans do not expire unless improperly storaged, but improperly
storaged is not the fault of the beans... many people don't know how
to cook beans or cook anything at all, which is what I suspect is the
case here.
Tomorrow I will use my saved ham bone from Christmas dinner to cook
two pounds of yellow split peas... two one pound bags, neither has an
expiration date, in fact I've never seen a package of dried legumes
with an expiration date... the ONLY reason dried legumes do not cook
well is the fault of the cook. In my experience a lot of people who
claim to be good cooks can't cook at all, especially true of many
celebrity TV cooks/chefs... mostly others do the cooking behind the
scenes, those TV BSers display the already cooked foods. Maybe 20% of
those TV cooks can actually cook, observing most with cutlery is a
dead giveaway that they need to be banned from the kitchen. Julia
Child is one that can't cook a lick, her wealthy husband paid for her
to attend a fancy schmancy culinary institute but she has no kitchen
skills. Her only claim to fame is in having the FIRST TV cooking
show, thanks to her husband. Julia is really an ass in the kitchen. I
used to enjoy some FOOD TV Shows, not anymore, I have no desire to
watch someone wearing a toque pretending to cook. I haven't watched
Food TV in more than ten years. The only food show I occasionally
watch is Guy's Triple D, it's a decent travelogue and those doing the
cooking in their eateries can actually cook... I wouldn't eat a lot of
what they cook but some looks very good. I definitely don't like the
cooking reality show contests, those judges are fakes.

Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0500, Gary > wrote:
>
>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> Snag wrote:
>>>> Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
>>>> didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them .
>>>
>>> Lentils will, and I imagine beans will too.
>>>
>>> I found a canister of lentils at the back of my pantry. Even after an
>>> hour of simmering, they never softened.
>>
>> Dried won't go bad as long as they stay dry. Older beans, etc might need
>> to cook a bit longer is all.
>>
>> Few months ago, I made lima bean soup from an old bag I found. It was at
>> least 20 years old. I soaked them overnight but they still needed a few
>> extra hours (in a crockpot) to soften. Good eats, eventually.
>
> Dried beans do not expire unless improperly storaged, but improperly
> storaged is not the fault of the beans... many people don't know how
> to cook beans or cook anything at all, which is what I suspect is the
> case here.
> Tomorrow I will use my saved ham bone from Christmas dinner to cook
> two pounds of yellow split peas... two one pound bags, neither has an
> expiration date, in fact I've never seen a package of dried legumes
> with an expiration date... the ONLY reason dried legumes do not cook
> well is the fault of the cook. In my experience a lot of people who
> claim to be good cooks can't cook at all, especially true of many
> celebrity TV cooks/chefs... mostly others do the cooking behind the
> scenes, those TV BSers display the already cooked foods. Maybe 20% of
> those TV cooks can actually cook, observing most with cutlery is a
> dead giveaway that they need to be banned from the kitchen. Julia
> Child is one that can't cook a lick, her wealthy husband paid for her
> to attend a fancy schmancy culinary institute but she has no kitchen
> skills. Her only claim to fame is in having the FIRST TV cooking
> show, thanks to her husband. Julia is really an ass in the kitchen. I
> used to enjoy some FOOD TV Shows, not anymore, I have no desire to
> watch someone wearing a toque pretending to cook. I haven't watched
> Food TV in more than ten years. The only food show I occasionally
> watch is Guy's Triple D, it's a decent travelogue and those doing the
> cooking in their eateries can actually cook... I wouldn't eat a lot of
> what they cook but some looks very good. I definitely don't like the
> cooking reality show contests, those judges are fakes.
>

Popeye, if yoose soak beans in crystal palace, do they cook up better?

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 13:48:48 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:

> On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0500, Gary > wrote:
>
>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> Snag wrote:
>>>> Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
>>>> didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them .
>>>
>>> Lentils will, and I imagine beans will too.
>>>
>>> I found a canister of lentils at the back of my pantry. Even after an
>>> hour of simmering, they never softened.
>>
>>Dried won't go bad as long as they stay dry. Older beans, etc might need
>>to cook a bit longer is all.
>>
>>Few months ago, I made lima bean soup from an old bag I found. It was at
>>least 20 years old. I soaked them overnight but they still needed a few
>>extra hours (in a crockpot) to soften. Good eats, eventually.
>
> Dried beans do not expire unless improperly storaged, but improperly
> storaged is not the fault of the beans... many people don't know how
> to cook beans or cook anything at all, which is what I suspect is the
> case here.
> Tomorrow I will use my saved ham bone from Christmas dinner to cook
> two pounds of yellow split peas... two one pound bags, neither has an
> expiration date, in fact I've never seen a package of dried legumes
> with an expiration date... the ONLY reason dried legumes do not cook
> well is the fault of the cook. In my experience a lot of people who
> claim to be good cooks can't cook at all, especially true of many
> celebrity TV cooks/chefs... mostly others do the cooking behind the
> scenes, those TV BSers display the already cooked foods. Maybe 20% of
> those TV cooks can actually cook, observing most with cutlery is a
> dead giveaway that they need to be banned from the kitchen. Julia
> Child is one that can't cook a lick, her wealthy husband paid for her
> to attend a fancy schmancy culinary institute but she has no kitchen
> skills. Her only claim to fame is in having the FIRST TV cooking
> show, thanks to her husband. Julia is really an ass in the kitchen. I
> used to enjoy some FOOD TV Shows, not anymore, I have no desire to
> watch someone wearing a toque pretending to cook. I haven't watched
> Food TV in more than ten years. The only food show I occasionally
> watch is Guy's Triple D, it's a decent travelogue and those doing the
> cooking in their eateries can actually cook... I wouldn't eat a lot of
> what they cook but some looks very good. I definitely don't like the
> cooking reality show contests, those judges are fakes.

Only an psycho would rant like this about people not knowing how to
cook beans. When in fact, you ****ed up your Walmart beans last
time you used too.

And that Julia Childs can't cook....

You just get more pathetic as time goes on.

=sw

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 06:55:14 -0600, Snag wrote:

> On 12/27/2020 8:55 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
>>> cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
>>> hours of simmering.
>>>
>>> They're 0 for 2 on beans.* **** Walmart (and **** you, John)
>>>
>>> -sw
>>
>> Don't they have an expiration date on them? I got Lima beans at Walmart.
>> Made KenK's soup with them. They did cook a lot faster than the package
>> suggested but I've found that to be the case with all beans lately. I
>> always check at half the suggested time.
>>
>> I think I only ever had beans that wouldn't soften. That was back in the
>> 70's and the first time I ever cooked dried beans The beans may have
>> been old, but I also added the other ingredients for the soup at the
>> start of the cook time. I can't remember what all now I put in there but
>> likely some form of tomato and salt. I know now to add those at the end
>> of the cook time. I do remember following a recipe as written and the
>> beans had soaked overnight. After 8 hours of cooking, they were still
>> hard as a rock.
>
> Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
> didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them . Bottom line is ya
> both screwed up somehow

**** with a baseball bat. I soaked them overnight for 20 hours and
then I simmered them, just like I've done hundreds of times. Its as
simple as that. **** you and Sheldon accusing people of not knowing
how to do simple things like cooking beans. Walmart is the problem
- they buy the lowest cost, defective shit sell defective shit with
no regard for quality.

-sw

Sqwertz wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 13:48:48 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0500, Gary > wrote:
>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>> Snag wrote:
>>>>> Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
>>>>> didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them .
>>>>
>>>> Lentils will, and I imagine beans will too.
>>>>
>>>> I found a canister of lentils at the back of my pantry. Even after an
>>>> hour of simmering, they never softened.
>>>
>>> Dried won't go bad as long as they stay dry. Older beans, etc might need
>>> to cook a bit longer is all.
>>>
>>> Few months ago, I made lima bean soup from an old bag I found. It was at
>>> least 20 years old. I soaked them overnight but they still needed a few
>>> extra hours (in a crockpot) to soften. Good eats, eventually.
>>
>> Dried beans do not expire unless improperly storaged, but improperly
>> storaged is not the fault of the beans... many people don't know how
>> to cook beans or cook anything at all, which is what I suspect is the
>> case here.
>> Tomorrow I will use my saved ham bone from Christmas dinner to cook
>> two pounds of yellow split peas... two one pound bags, neither has an
>> expiration date, in fact I've never seen a package of dried legumes
>> with an expiration date... the ONLY reason dried legumes do not cook
>> well is the fault of the cook. In my experience a lot of people who
>> claim to be good cooks can't cook at all, especially true of many
>> celebrity TV cooks/chefs... mostly others do the cooking behind the
>> scenes, those TV BSers display the already cooked foods. Maybe 20% of
>> those TV cooks can actually cook, observing most with cutlery is a
>> dead giveaway that they need to be banned from the kitchen. Julia
>> Child is one that can't cook a lick, her wealthy husband paid for her
>> to attend a fancy schmancy culinary institute but she has no kitchen
>> skills. Her only claim to fame is in having the FIRST TV cooking
>> show, thanks to her husband. Julia is really an ass in the kitchen. I
>> used to enjoy some FOOD TV Shows, not anymore, I have no desire to
>> watch someone wearing a toque pretending to cook. I haven't watched
>> Food TV in more than ten years. The only food show I occasionally
>> watch is Guy's Triple D, it's a decent travelogue and those doing the
>> cooking in their eateries can actually cook... I wouldn't eat a lot of
>> what they cook but some looks very good. I definitely don't like the
>> cooking reality show contests, those judges are fakes.
>
> Only an psycho would rant like this about people not knowing how to
> cook beans. When in fact, you ****ed up your Walmart beans last
> time you used too.
>
> And that Julia Childs can't cook....
>
> You just get more pathetic as time goes on.
>
> =sw
>

Popeye is quite entertaining if yoose in the mood for his skits.

Sqwertz wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 06:55:14 -0600, Snag wrote:
>
>> On 12/27/2020 8:55 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
>>>
>>> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
>>>> cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
>>>> hours of simmering.
>>>>
>>>> They're 0 for 2 on beans.* **** Walmart (and **** you, John)
>>>>
>>>> -sw
>>>
>>> Don't they have an expiration date on them? I got Lima beans at Walmart.
>>> Made KenK's soup with them. They did cook a lot faster than the package
>>> suggested but I've found that to be the case with all beans lately. I
>>> always check at half the suggested time.
>>>
>>> I think I only ever had beans that wouldn't soften. That was back in the
>>> 70's and the first time I ever cooked dried beans The beans may have
>>> been old, but I also added the other ingredients for the soup at the
>>> start of the cook time. I can't remember what all now I put in there but
>>> likely some form of tomato and salt. I know now to add those at the end
>>> of the cook time. I do remember following a recipe as written and the
>>> beans had soaked overnight. After 8 hours of cooking, they were still
>>> hard as a rock.
>>
>> Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
>> didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them . Bottom line is ya
>> both screwed up somehow
>
> **** with a baseball bat. I soaked them overnight for 20 hours and
> then I simmered them, just like I've done hundreds of times. Its as
> simple as that. **** you and Sheldon accusing people of not knowing
> how to do simple things like cooking beans. Walmart is the problem
> - they buy the lowest cost, defective shit sell defective shit with
> no regard for quality.
>
> -sw
>

I've bought beans MANY times at walmart. With no problem. Maybe
they saw you coming.

On Monday, December 28, 2020 at 3:29:35 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 13:48:48 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0500, Gary > wrote:
> >
> >> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >>> Snag wrote:
> >>>> Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
> >>>> didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them .
> >>>
> >>> Lentils will, and I imagine beans will too.
> >>>
> >>> I found a canister of lentils at the back of my pantry. Even after an
> >>> hour of simmering, they never softened.
> >>
> >>Dried won't go bad as long as they stay dry. Older beans, etc might need
> >>to cook a bit longer is all.
> >>
> >>Few months ago, I made lima bean soup from an old bag I found. It was at
> >>least 20 years old. I soaked them overnight but they still needed a few
> >>extra hours (in a crockpot) to soften. Good eats, eventually.
> >
> > Dried beans do not expire unless improperly storaged, but improperly
> > storaged is not the fault of the beans... many people don't know how
> > to cook beans or cook anything at all, which is what I suspect is the
> > case here.
> > Tomorrow I will use my saved ham bone from Christmas dinner to cook
> > two pounds of yellow split peas... two one pound bags, neither has an
> > expiration date, in fact I've never seen a package of dried legumes
> > with an expiration date... the ONLY reason dried legumes do not cook
> > well is the fault of the cook. In my experience a lot of people who
> > claim to be good cooks can't cook at all, especially true of many
> > celebrity TV cooks/chefs... mostly others do the cooking behind the
> > scenes, those TV BSers display the already cooked foods. Maybe 20% of
> > those TV cooks can actually cook, observing most with cutlery is a
> > dead giveaway that they need to be banned from the kitchen. Julia
> > Child is one that can't cook a lick, her wealthy husband paid for her
> > to attend a fancy schmancy culinary institute but she has no kitchen
> > skills. Her only claim to fame is in having the FIRST TV cooking
> > show, thanks to her husband. Julia is really an ass in the kitchen. I
> > used to enjoy some FOOD TV Shows, not anymore, I have no desire to
> > watch someone wearing a toque pretending to cook. I haven't watched
> > Food TV in more than ten years. The only food show I occasionally
> > watch is Guy's Triple D, it's a decent travelogue and those doing the
> > cooking in their eateries can actually cook... I wouldn't eat a lot of
> > what they cook but some looks very good. I definitely don't like the
> > cooking reality show contests, those judges are fakes.
> Only an psycho would rant like this about people not knowing how to
> cook beans. When in fact, you ****ed up your Walmart beans last
> time you used too.
>
> And that Julia Childs can't cook....
>
> You just get more pathetic as time goes on.
>
I hope you're drinking. Your syntax is pretty off. I'm sure drinking.
>
> =sw

--Bryan

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 15:39:01 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
> wrote:

>On Monday, December 28, 2020 at 3:29:35 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 13:48:48 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>
>> > On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0500, Gary > wrote:
>> >
>> >> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> >>> Snag wrote:
>> >>>> Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
>> >>>> didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them .
>> >>>
>> >>> Lentils will, and I imagine beans will too.
>> >>>
>> >>> I found a canister of lentils at the back of my pantry. Even after an
>> >>> hour of simmering, they never softened.
>> >>
>> >>Dried won't go bad as long as they stay dry. Older beans, etc might need
>> >>to cook a bit longer is all.
>> >>
>> >>Few months ago, I made lima bean soup from an old bag I found. It was at
>> >>least 20 years old. I soaked them overnight but they still needed a few
>> >>extra hours (in a crockpot) to soften. Good eats, eventually.
>> >
>> > Dried beans do not expire unless improperly storaged, but improperly
>> > storaged is not the fault of the beans... many people don't know how
>> > to cook beans or cook anything at all, which is what I suspect is the
>> > case here.
>> > Tomorrow I will use my saved ham bone from Christmas dinner to cook
>> > two pounds of yellow split peas... two one pound bags, neither has an
>> > expiration date, in fact I've never seen a package of dried legumes
>> > with an expiration date... the ONLY reason dried legumes do not cook
>> > well is the fault of the cook. In my experience a lot of people who
>> > claim to be good cooks can't cook at all, especially true of many
>> > celebrity TV cooks/chefs... mostly others do the cooking behind the
>> > scenes, those TV BSers display the already cooked foods. Maybe 20% of
>> > those TV cooks can actually cook, observing most with cutlery is a
>> > dead giveaway that they need to be banned from the kitchen. Julia
>> > Child is one that can't cook a lick, her wealthy husband paid for her
>> > to attend a fancy schmancy culinary institute but she has no kitchen
>> > skills. Her only claim to fame is in having the FIRST TV cooking
>> > show, thanks to her husband. Julia is really an ass in the kitchen. I
>> > used to enjoy some FOOD TV Shows, not anymore, I have no desire to
>> > watch someone wearing a toque pretending to cook. I haven't watched
>> > Food TV in more than ten years. The only food show I occasionally
>> > watch is Guy's Triple D, it's a decent travelogue and those doing the
>> > cooking in their eateries can actually cook... I wouldn't eat a lot of
>> > what they cook but some looks very good. I definitely don't like the
>> > cooking reality show contests, those judges are fakes.
>> Only an psycho would rant like this about people not knowing how to
>> cook beans. When in fact, you ****ed up your Walmart beans last
>> time you used too.
>>
>> And that Julia Childs can't cook....
>>
>> You just get more pathetic as time goes on.
>>
>I hope you're drinking. Your syntax is pretty off. I'm sure drinking.

Not enough. Your syntax is still OK, except for the old people's
double spaces.

Sqwertz wrote:

> On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 06:55:14 -0600, Snag wrote:
>
> > On 12/27/2020 8:55 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
> >>
> >> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >>> Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
> >>> cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
> >>> hours of simmering.
> > > >
> >>> They're 0 for 2 on beans.* **** Walmart (and **** you, John)
> > > >
> >>> -sw
> >>
> >> Don't they have an expiration date on them? I got Lima beans at
> Walmart. >> Made KenK's soup with them. They did cook a lot faster
> than the package >> suggested but I've found that to be the case with
> all beans lately. I >> always check at half the suggested time.
> >>
> >> I think I only ever had beans that wouldn't soften. That was back
> in the >> 70's and the first time I ever cooked dried beans The beans
> may have >> been old, but I also added the other ingredients for the
> soup at the >> start of the cook time. I can't remember what all now
> I put in there but >> likely some form of tomato and salt. I know now
> to add those at the end >> of the cook time. I do remember following
> a recipe as written and the >> beans had soaked overnight. After 8
> hours of cooking, they were still >> hard as a rock.
> >
> > Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
> > didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them . Bottom line is
> > ya both screwed up somehow
>
> **** with a baseball bat. I soaked them overnight for 20 hours and
> then I simmered them, just like I've done hundreds of times. Its as
> simple as that. **** you and Sheldon accusing people of not knowing
> how to do simple things like cooking beans. Walmart is the problem
> - they buy the lowest cost, defective shit sell defective shit with
> no regard for quality.
>
> -sw

They do indeed get the lowest denominator when it's not name brand.
I've literally had produce bought there, mold that *afternoon* and
won't shop there except for other things like wrapping paper and such.

Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
he's drinking a lot more.

On Monday, December 28, 2020 at 6:27:07 PM UTC-6, cshenk wrote:
> Sqwertz wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 06:55:14 -0600, Snag wrote:
> >
> > > On 12/27/2020 8:55 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
> > >>
> > >> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> > >> ...
> > >>> Last year it was the lima beans that turned into sludge as they
> > >>> cooked, and this time it was navy beans that didn't soften after 4
> > >>> hours of simmering.
> > > > >
> > >>> They're 0 for 2 on beans. **** Walmart (and **** you, John)
> > > > >
> > >>> -sw
> > >>
> > >> Don't they have an expiration date on them? I got Lima beans at
> > Walmart. >> Made KenK's soup with them. They did cook a lot faster
> > than the package >> suggested but I've found that to be the case with
> > all beans lately. I >> always check at half the suggested time.
> > >>
> > >> I think I only ever had beans that wouldn't soften. That was back
> > in the >> 70's and the first time I ever cooked dried beans The beans
> > may have >> been old, but I also added the other ingredients for the
> > soup at the >> start of the cook time. I can't remember what all now
> > I put in there but >> likely some form of tomato and salt. I know now
> > to add those at the end >> of the cook time. I do remember following
> > a recipe as written and the >> beans had soaked overnight. After 8
> > hours of cooking, they were still >> hard as a rock.
> > >
> > > Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
> > > didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them . Bottom line is
> > > ya both screwed up somehow
> >
> > **** with a baseball bat. I soaked them overnight for 20 hours and
> > then I simmered them, just like I've done hundreds of times. Its as
> > simple as that. **** you and Sheldon accusing people of not knowing
> > how to do simple things like cooking beans. Walmart is the problem
> > - they buy the lowest cost, defective shit sell defective shit with
> > no regard for quality.
> >
> > -sw
> They do indeed get the lowest denominator when it's not name brand.
> I've literally had produce bought there, mold that *afternoon* and
> won't shop there except for other things like wrapping paper and such.
>
The Equate brand OTC pharmacy products, motor oil, and tires are priced
well below the competition. It's a dreary shopping experience, and I only
buy the few things that I intended to buy, based on the prices on their
website.
>
--Bryan

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 15:39:01 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:

> On Monday, December 28, 2020 at 3:29:35 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 13:48:48 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0500, Gary > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>> Snag wrote:
>>>>>> Dried beans do not "expire" . The only time I've had beans that
>>>>>> didn't cook properly was when I didn't soak them .
>>>>>
>>>>> Lentils will, and I imagine beans will too.
>>>>>
>>>>> I found a canister of lentils at the back of my pantry. Even after an
>>>>> hour of simmering, they never softened.
>>>>
>>>>Dried won't go bad as long as they stay dry. Older beans, etc might need
>>>>to cook a bit longer is all.
>>>>
>>>>Few months ago, I made lima bean soup from an old bag I found. It was at
>>>>least 20 years old. I soaked them overnight but they still needed a few
>>>>extra hours (in a crockpot) to soften. Good eats, eventually.
>>>
>>> Dried beans do not expire unless improperly storaged, but improperly
>>> storaged is not the fault of the beans... many people don't know how
>>> to cook beans or cook anything at all, which is what I suspect is the
>>> case here.
>>> Tomorrow I will use my saved ham bone from Christmas dinner to cook
>>> two pounds of yellow split peas... two one pound bags, neither has an
>>> expiration date, in fact I've never seen a package of dried legumes
>>> with an expiration date... the ONLY reason dried legumes do not cook
>>> well is the fault of the cook. In my experience a lot of people who
>>> claim to be good cooks can't cook at all, especially true of many
>>> celebrity TV cooks/chefs... mostly others do the cooking behind the
>>> scenes, those TV BSers display the already cooked foods. Maybe 20% of
>>> those TV cooks can actually cook, observing most with cutlery is a
>>> dead giveaway that they need to be banned from the kitchen. Julia
>>> Child is one that can't cook a lick, her wealthy husband paid for her
>>> to attend a fancy schmancy culinary institute but she has no kitchen
>>> skills. Her only claim to fame is in having the FIRST TV cooking
>>> show, thanks to her husband. Julia is really an ass in the kitchen. I
>>> used to enjoy some FOOD TV Shows, not anymore, I have no desire to
>>> watch someone wearing a toque pretending to cook. I haven't watched
>>> Food TV in more than ten years. The only food show I occasionally
>>> watch is Guy's Triple D, it's a decent travelogue and those doing the
>>> cooking in their eateries can actually cook... I wouldn't eat a lot of
>>> what they cook but some looks very good. I definitely don't like the
>>> cooking reality show contests, those judges are fakes.
>> Only an psycho would rant like this about people not knowing how to
>> cook beans. When in fact, you ****ed up your Walmart beans last
>> time you used too.
>>
>> And that Julia Childs can't cook....
>>
>> You just get more pathetic as time goes on.
>>
> I hope you're drinking. Your syntax is pretty off. I'm sure drinking.

**** off. Responses to Shel;don, and you, aren't worth
proofreading. I forgot one word and a changed asshole to pyscho at
the last split second. Why didn't harp on Sheldon's post?

Asshole.

Oh, and Happy New Year, too!

-sw

On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 19:13:54 -0600, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 15:39:01 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
>> On Monday, December 28, 2020 at 3:29:35 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:

>>> Only an psycho would rant like this about people not knowing how to
>>> cook beans. When in fact, you ****ed up your Walmart beans last
>>> time you used too.
>>>
>>> And that Julia Childs can't cook....
>>>
>>> You just get more pathetic as time goes on.
>>>
>> I hope you're drinking. Your syntax is pretty off. I'm sure drinking.
>
>**** off. Responses to Shel;don, and you, aren't worth
>proofreading. I forgot one word and a changed asshole to pyscho at
>the last split second. Why didn't harp on Sheldon's post?
>
>Asshole.

"But behind this mask of extreme confidence lies a fragile self-esteem
that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism." (Sqwertz)

cshenk wrote:
> Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
> suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
> he's drinking a lot more.

And people here joke me for never getting remarried?

On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> cshenk wrote:
> > Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
> > suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
> > he's drinking a lot more.
> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?

Sure. We can joke about Sheldon being married; we can joke about
you refraining from re-marrying. At least he was willing to get back
on the horse after falling off a couple of times.

Cindy Hamilton

On 12/29/2020 9:28 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>> cshenk wrote:
>>> Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
>>> suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
>>> he's drinking a lot more.
>> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?
>
> Sure. We can joke about Sheldon being married; we can joke about
> you refraining from re-marrying. At least he was willing to get back
> on the horse after falling off a couple of times.

I learned my lesson the first time.
Some people just *need* someone. I've always been a loner and am fine
just with my own company.

On Tue, 29 Dec 2020 08:56:57 -0500, Gary > wrote:

>cshenk wrote:
>> Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
>> suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
>> he's drinking a lot more.
>
>And people here joke me for never getting remarried?

But it would be a good thing if his wife was home. The less he drinks,
the less he talks nonsense and waves his man bag around.

On Tue, 29 Dec 2020 06:28:40 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

>On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>> cshenk wrote:
>> > Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
>> > suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
>> > he's drinking a lot more.
>> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?

I really like being married to the right person. The first three were
short time shit heads. This one is a keeper, 33 years! We're
>
>Sure. We can joke about Sheldon being married; we can joke about
>you refraining from re-marrying. At least he was willing to get back
>on the horse after falling off a couple of times.
>
>Cindy Hamilton

On Tue, 29 Dec 2020 06:28:40 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

>On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>> cshenk wrote:
>> > Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
>> > suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
>> > he's drinking a lot more.
>> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?
>
>Sure. We can joke about Sheldon being married; we can joke about
>you refraining from re-marrying. At least he was willing to get back
>on the horse after falling off a couple of times.
>
>Cindy Hamilton

On Tue, 29 Dec 2020 16:44:57 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
wrote:

>On Tue, 29 Dec 2020 06:28:40 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:
>
>>On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>> cshenk wrote:
>>> > Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
>>> > suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
>>> > he's drinking a lot more.
>>> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?
>
>I really like being married to the right person. The first three were
>short time shit heads.

Then the real shit head is you. For marrying them. Three times! What
idiot gets it wrong three times?

On Wed, 30 Dec 2020 08:50:48 +1100, Master Bruce wrote:

> On Tue, 29 Dec 2020 16:44:57 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 29 Dec 2020 06:28:40 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>> cshenk wrote:
>>>> > Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
>>>> > suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
>>>> > he's drinking a lot more.
>>>> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?
>>
>>I really like being married to the right person. The first three were
>>short time shit heads.
>
> Then the real shit head is you. For marrying them. Three times! What
> idiot gets it wrong three times?

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had
just married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about
her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then
about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she
answered.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first
three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few
moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time,
she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when
she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a
preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
married four men with such diverse careers.

(Wait for it)

She explained,

"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and
four to go."

On 12/29/2020 6:02 PM, Graham wrote:
>
> The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had
> just married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about
> her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then
> about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she
> answered.
>
> He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first
> three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few
> moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time,
> she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when
> she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a
> preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
>
> The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
> married four men with such diverse careers.
>
> (Wait for it)
>
> She explained,
>
> "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and
> four to go."
>
>
G R O A N Okay, it was funny, Graham!

Jill

On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 11:47:43 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
> On 12/29/2020 9:28 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> >> cshenk wrote:
> >>> Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
> >>> suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
> >>> he's drinking a lot more.
> >> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?
> >
> > Sure. We can joke about Sheldon being married; we can joke about
> > you refraining from re-marrying. At least he was willing to get back
> > on the horse after falling off a couple of times.
> I learned my lesson the first time.
> Some people just *need* someone. I've always been a loner and am fine
> just with my own company.

I know folks here think I'm mean anyway, but if I wasn't getting partner sex
pretty much every day, at least once, I'd be downright vicious. Heck, if I were
ever widowed, I could see marrying someone just for sexual compatibility,
and I don't have your aversion to *old ladies*. I feel very lucky to be blissfully
married, but I could have been happy without that. I "*need*" sex. It's
convenient that I have great companionship and affection with the same
person with whom I have great sex, but I'm a sex addict, and I have been since
I first had a real girlfriend, and even before.

I don't consider that to be a weakness because I figure that I'd always figure
out a way to get an adequate amount of sex without exploiting another
person. People are touch starved in general if they're not in a loving pair bond,
even if they don't know it, and awakening that often requires some effort, but
the rewards are so worth it. You just need to reframe your requirement of a
youthful appearance for sexual pleasure. Just turn out the light, turn on
whatever fantasies, and tune in to the sensations.

--Bryan

On Tue, 29 Dec 2020 17:52:47 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
> wrote:

>On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 11:47:43 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>> On 12/29/2020 9:28 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> > On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>> >> cshenk wrote:
>> >>> Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
>> >>> suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
>> >>> he's drinking a lot more.
>> >> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?
>> >
>> > Sure. We can joke about Sheldon being married; we can joke about
>> > you refraining from re-marrying. At least he was willing to get back
>> > on the horse after falling off a couple of times.
>> I learned my lesson the first time.
>> Some people just *need* someone. I've always been a loner and am fine
>> just with my own company.
>
>I know folks here think I'm mean anyway, but if I wasn't getting partner sex
>pretty much every day, at least once, I'd be downright vicious.

You're so edgy, Brian.

Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 11:47:43 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>> On 12/29/2020 9:28 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>> cshenk wrote:
>>>>> Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
>>>>> suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
>>>>> he's drinking a lot more.
>>>> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?
>>>
>>> Sure. We can joke about Sheldon being married; we can joke about
>>> you refraining from re-marrying. At least he was willing to get back
>>> on the horse after falling off a couple of times.
>> I learned my lesson the first time.
>> Some people just *need* someone. I've always been a loner and am fine
>> just with my own company.
>
> I know folks here think I'm mean anyway, but if I wasn't getting partner sex
> pretty much every day, at least once, I'd be downright vicious. Heck, if I were
> ever widowed, I could see marrying someone just for sexual compatibility,
> and I don't have your aversion to *old ladies*. I feel very lucky to be blissfully
> married, but I could have been happy without that. I "*need*" sex. It's
> convenient that I have great companionship and affection with the same
> person with whom I have great sex, but I'm a sex addict, and I have been since
> I first had a real girlfriend, and even before.
>
> I don't consider that to be a weakness because I figure that I'd always figure
> out a way to get an adequate amount of sex without exploiting another
> person. People are touch starved in general if they're not in a loving pair bond,
> even if they don't know it, and awakening that often requires some effort, but
> the rewards are so worth it. You just need to reframe your requirement of a
> youthful appearance for sexual pleasure. Just turn out the light, turn on
> whatever fantasies, and tune in to the sensations.
>
> --Bryan
>

In the old days, folks just said "Put a brown paper sack over her
head"!

Master Bruce wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2020 17:52:47 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
> > wrote:
>
>> On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 11:47:43 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>>> On 12/29/2020 9:28 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>> On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>>> cshenk wrote:
>>>>>> Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
>>>>>> suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
>>>>>> he's drinking a lot more.
>>>>> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?
>>>>
>>>> Sure. We can joke about Sheldon being married; we can joke about
>>>> you refraining from re-marrying. At least he was willing to get back
>>>> on the horse after falling off a couple of times.
>>> I learned my lesson the first time.
>>> Some people just *need* someone. I've always been a loner and am fine
>>> just with my own company.
>>
>> I know folks here think I'm mean anyway, but if I wasn't getting partner sex
>> pretty much every day, at least once, I'd be downright vicious.
>
> You're so edgy, Brian.
>

Sniff that crack druce.

On 12/29/2020 4:44 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2020 06:28:40 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
>
>> On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>> cshenk wrote:
>>>> Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
>>>> suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
>>>> he's drinking a lot more.
>>> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?
>
> I really like being married to the right person. The first three were
> short time shit heads. This one is a keeper, 33 years! We're
>>
Sheldon, you're starting to fall asleep in the middle of replying, Sheldon.

>> Sure. We can joke about Sheldon being married; we can joke about
>> you refraining from re-marrying. At least he was willing to get back
>> on the horse after falling off a couple of times.
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton

Not everyone wants to get back on that horse.

Jill

jmcquown wrote:
> On 12/29/2020 4:44 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>> On Tue, 29 Dec 2020 06:28:40 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>> cshenk wrote:
>>>>> Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
>>>>> suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few
>>>>> days,
>>>>> he's drinking a lot more.
>>>> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?
>>
>> I really like being married to the right person.* The first three
>> were
>> short time shit heads.* This one is a keeper, 33 years!* We're
>>>
> Sheldon, you're starting to fall asleep in the middle of replying,
> Sheldon.
>
>
> Jill

Too much crystal palace again.

On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 7:58:45 PM UTC-6, Master Bruce wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2020 17:52:47 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
> > wrote:
>
> >On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 11:47:43 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
> >> On 12/29/2020 9:28 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >> > On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> >> >> cshenk wrote:
> >> >>> Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
> >> >>> suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
> >> >>> he's drinking a lot more.
> >> >> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?
> >> >
> >> > Sure. We can joke about Sheldon being married; we can joke about
> >> > you refraining from re-marrying. At least he was willing to get back
> >> > on the horse after falling off a couple of times.
> >> I learned my lesson the first time.
> >> Some people just *need* someone. I've always been a loner and am fine
> >> just with my own company.
> >
> >I know folks here think I'm mean anyway, but if I wasn't getting partner sex
> >pretty much every day, at least once, I'd be downright vicious.
> You're so edgy, Brian.

Writes the guy who is too pussywhipped to buy a double cheeseburger.

--Bryan

On Wed, 30 Dec 2020 01:56:13 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
> wrote:

>On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 7:58:45 PM UTC-6, Master Bruce wrote:
>> On Tue, 29 Dec 2020 17:52:47 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 11:47:43 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>> >> On 12/29/2020 9:28 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> >> > On Tuesday, December 29, 2020 at 8:57:06 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>> >> >> cshenk wrote:
>> >> >>> Yes, Sheldon's rants are getting prolific. Wife is out of town,
>> >> >>> suspect she controls his drinking and with her gone for a few days,
>> >> >>> he's drinking a lot more.
>> >> >> And people here joke me for never getting remarried?
>> >> >
>> >> > Sure. We can joke about Sheldon being married; we can joke about
>> >> > you refraining from re-marrying. At least he was willing to get back
>> >> > on the horse after falling off a couple of times.
>> >> I learned my lesson the first time.
>> >> Some people just *need* someone. I've always been a loner and am fine
>> >> just with my own company.
>> >
>> >I know folks here think I'm mean anyway, but if I wasn't getting partner sex
>> >pretty much every day, at least once, I'd be downright vicious.
>> You're so edgy, Brian.
>
>Writes the guy who is too pussywhipped to buy a double cheeseburger.
..
You have an overactive imagination. If only that was your biggest
problem, suburban lemming
..