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But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.

And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!


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On Tue, 5 Jan 2021 08:59:41 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
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>But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
>
>And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!


You're fighting the system!
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> But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
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> And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!
>
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


What an exciting life you live!
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On Tuesday, January 5, 2021 at 6:41:40 PM UTC-6, Alex wrote:
> John Kuthe wrote:
> > But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
> >
> > And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!
> >
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

> What an exciting life you live!


I have FUN in my life! Sorry if YOU DON'T! :-(


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On Tuesday, January 5, 2021 at 11:59:46 AM UTC-5, wrote:
> But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
>
> And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!


I dropped a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up.

Exciting times in Ann Arbor!!!!!!!

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On 1/6/2021 6:30 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Tuesday, January 5, 2021 at 11:59:46 AM UTC-5, wrote:
>> But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
>>
>> And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!

>
> I dropped a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up.
>
> Exciting times in Ann Arbor!!!!!!!
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>

Can we get more details? Did you just bend over or did you squat with
your knees? I like to lean on something with one hand while picking up
the object with the other. Done wrong you could have a serious back
injury.
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On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:53:17 AM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 1/6/2021 6:30 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Tuesday, January 5, 2021 at 11:59:46 AM UTC-5, wrote:
> >> But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
> >>
> >> And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!

> >
> > I dropped a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up.
> >
> > Exciting times in Ann Arbor!!!!!!!
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton
> >

> Can we get more details? Did you just bend over or did you squat with
> your knees? I like to lean on something with one hand while picking up
> the object with the other. Done wrong you could have a serious back
> injury.


My knees don't work that way anymore.

If you must know, as soon as I bent over, I broke wind. Then my husband
complained.

Because he never does that.

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On 1/6/2021 10:06 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:53:17 AM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 1/6/2021 6:30 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> On Tuesday, January 5, 2021 at 11:59:46 AM UTC-5, wrote:
>>>> But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
>>>>
>>>> And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!
>>>
>>> I dropped a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up.
>>>
>>> Exciting times in Ann Arbor!!!!!!!
>>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>

>> Can we get more details? Did you just bend over or did you squat with
>> your knees? I like to lean on something with one hand while picking up
>> the object with the other. Done wrong you could have a serious back
>> injury.

>
> My knees don't work that way anymore.
>
> If you must know, as soon as I bent over, I broke wind. Then my husband
> complained.
>
> Because he never does that.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>

Looking forward to the video!
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On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 1/6/2021 10:06 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:53:17 AM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> >> On 1/6/2021 6:30 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >>> On Tuesday, January 5, 2021 at 11:59:46 AM UTC-5, wrote:
> >>>> But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
> >>>>
> >>>> And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!
> >>>
> >>> I dropped a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up.
> >>>
> >>> Exciting times in Ann Arbor!!!!!!!
> >>>
> >>> Cindy Hamilton
> >>>
> >> Can we get more details? Did you just bend over or did you squat with
> >> your knees? I like to lean on something with one hand while picking up
> >> the object with the other. Done wrong you could have a serious back
> >> injury.

> >
> > My knees don't work that way anymore.
> >
> > If you must know, as soon as I bent over, I broke wind. Then my husband
> > complained.
> >
> > Because he never does that.
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton
> >

> Looking forward to the video!


The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)

You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.

We are NOT that different!

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On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> wrote:

>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 1/6/2021 10:06 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> > On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:53:17 AM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> >> On 1/6/2021 6:30 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> >>> On Tuesday, January 5, 2021 at 11:59:46 AM UTC-5, wrote:
>> >>>> But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!
>> >>>
>> >>> I dropped a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up.
>> >>>
>> >>> Exciting times in Ann Arbor!!!!!!!
>> >>>
>> >>> Cindy Hamilton
>> >>>
>> >> Can we get more details? Did you just bend over or did you squat with
>> >> your knees? I like to lean on something with one hand while picking up
>> >> the object with the other. Done wrong you could have a serious back
>> >> injury.
>> >
>> > My knees don't work that way anymore.
>> >
>> > If you must know, as soon as I bent over, I broke wind. Then my husband
>> > complained.
>> >
>> > Because he never does that.
>> >
>> > Cindy Hamilton
>> >

>> Looking forward to the video!

>
>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
>
>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
>
>We are NOT that different!
>
>John Kuthe, RN, BSN


Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
her good.


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On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
wrote:

>On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> wrote:
>
>>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> >
>>> Looking forward to the video!

>>
>>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
>>
>>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
>>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
>>
>>We are NOT that different!
>>
>>John Kuthe, RN, BSN

>
>Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
>more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
>farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
>her good.


You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
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Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:53:17 AM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 1/6/2021 6:30 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> On Tuesday, January 5, 2021 at 11:59:46 AM UTC-5, wrote:
>>>> But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
>>>>
>>>> And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!
>>>
>>> I dropped a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up.
>>>
>>> Exciting times in Ann Arbor!!!!!!!
>>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>

>> Can we get more details? Did you just bend over or did you squat with
>> your knees? I like to lean on something with one hand while picking up
>> the object with the other. Done wrong you could have a serious back
>> injury.

>
> My knees don't work that way anymore.
>
> If you must know, as soon as I bent over, I broke wind.
>
> Cindy Hamilton



How long did it take master druce to get there?



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On 06/01/2021 17:58, Master Bruce wrote:
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> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
>

Some forms of dementia feature inappropriate verbal (and eventually,
physical) outbursts.

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Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> > wrote:
>
>> On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> On 1/6/2021 10:06 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>> On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:53:17 AM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>> On 1/6/2021 6:30 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>> On Tuesday, January 5, 2021 at 11:59:46 AM UTC-5, wrote:
>>>>>>> But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I dropped a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Exciting times in Ann Arbor!!!!!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>>
>>>>> Can we get more details? Did you just bend over or did you squat with
>>>>> your knees? I like to lean on something with one hand while picking up
>>>>> the object with the other. Done wrong you could have a serious back
>>>>> injury.
>>>>
>>>> My knees don't work that way anymore.
>>>>
>>>> If you must know, as soon as I bent over, I broke wind. Then my husband
>>>> complained.
>>>>
>>>> Because he never does that.
>>>>
>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>
>>> Looking forward to the video!

>>
>> The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
>>
>> You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
>> You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
>>
>> We are NOT that different!
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN

>
> Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
> more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
> farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
> her good.
>


Are nuns more gassy than others Popeye?


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Master Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>>
>>>> Looking forward to the video!
>>>
>>> The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
>>>
>>> You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
>>> You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
>>>
>>> We are NOT that different!
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN

>>
>> Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
>> more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
>> farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
>> her good.

>
> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
>


Is he catching up to you master?






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On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 18:25:34 +0000, S Viemeister
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>On 06/01/2021 17:58, Master Bruce wrote:
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>> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
>>

>Some forms of dementia feature inappropriate verbal (and eventually,
>physical) outbursts.


You may well have a point.
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On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 7:59:04 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
> wrote:
> >On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> > wrote:
> >
> >>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> Looking forward to the video!
> >>
> >>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
> >>
> >>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
> >>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
> >>
> >>We are NOT that different!
> >>
> >>John Kuthe, RN, BSN

> >
> >Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
> >more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
> >farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
> >her good.

> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.

My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition
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On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:04:07 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
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>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 7:59:04 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
>> wrote:
>> >On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> >>> >
>> >>> Looking forward to the video!
>> >>
>> >>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
>> >>
>> >>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
>> >>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
>> >>
>> >>We are NOT that different!
>> >>
>> >>John Kuthe, RN, BSN
>> >
>> >Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
>> >more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
>> >farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
>> >her good.

>> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.

>
>My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition
>

Yes, it could be. Of course, he was always rather disgusting, so I'm
not sure.
>

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On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:10:39 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:04:07 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
> wrote:
>
> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 7:59:04 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> >> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
> >> wrote:
> >> >On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> >> > wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> Looking forward to the video!
> >> >>
> >> >>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
> >> >>
> >> >>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
> >> >>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
> >> >>
> >> >>We are NOT that different!
> >> >>
> >> >>John Kuthe, RN, BSN
> >> >
> >> >Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
> >> >more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
> >> >farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
> >> >her good.
> >> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.

> >
> >My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
> >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition
> >

> Yes, it could be. Of course, he was always rather disgusting, so I'm
> not sure.
> >

That's not true. If you check out his early posts, they were mostly normal.
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On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:15:58 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
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>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:10:39 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:04:07 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 7:59:04 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
>> >> wrote:
>> >> >On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>> >> > wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> >> >>> >
>> >> >>> Looking forward to the video!
>> >> >>
>> >> >>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
>> >> >>
>> >> >>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
>> >> >>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>We are NOT that different!
>> >> >>
>> >> >>John Kuthe, RN, BSN
>> >> >
>> >> >Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
>> >> >more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
>> >> >farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
>> >> >her good.
>> >> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
>> >
>> >My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
>> >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition
>> >

>> Yes, it could be. Of course, he was always rather disgusting, so I'm
>> not sure.
>> >

>That's not true. If you check out his early posts, they were mostly normal.


HA... you weren't born yet during my early posts.


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On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:15:58 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
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>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:10:39 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:04:07 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 7:59:04 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
>> >> wrote:
>> >> >On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>> >> > wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> >> >>> >
>> >> >>> Looking forward to the video!
>> >> >>
>> >> >>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
>> >> >>
>> >> >>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
>> >> >>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>We are NOT that different!
>> >> >>
>> >> >>John Kuthe, RN, BSN
>> >> >
>> >> >Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
>> >> >more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
>> >> >farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
>> >> >her good.
>> >> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
>> >
>> >My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
>> >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition
>> >

>> Yes, it could be. Of course, he was always rather disgusting, so I'm
>> not sure.
>> >

>That's not true. If you check out his early posts, they were mostly normal.
>

How far back?
>

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On Thu, 07 Jan 2021 06:28:29 +1100, Master Bruce
> wrote:

>On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:15:58 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
>wrote:
>
>>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:10:39 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>>> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:04:07 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 7:59:04 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>>> >> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
>>> >> wrote:
>>> >> >On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>>> >> > wrote:
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> >> >>> >
>>> >> >>> Looking forward to the video!
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
>>> >> >>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>We are NOT that different!
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>John Kuthe, RN, BSN
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
>>> >> >more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
>>> >> >farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
>>> >> >her good.
>>> >> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
>>> >
>>> >My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
>>> >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition
>>> >
>>> Yes, it could be. Of course, he was always rather disgusting, so I'm
>>> not sure.
>>> >

>>That's not true. If you check out his early posts, they were mostly normal.
>>

>How far back?


Long, long before he was a ukelele string.
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>On Thu, 07 Jan 2021 06:28:29 +1100, Master Bruce
> wrote:
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>>On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:15:58 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:10:39 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:04:07 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 7:59:04 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>>>> >> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
>>>> >> wrote:
>>>> >> >On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>>>> >> > wrote:
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>> >> >>> >
>>>> >> >>> Looking forward to the video!
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
>>>> >> >>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>We are NOT that different!
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>John Kuthe, RN, BSN
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
>>>> >> >more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
>>>> >> >farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
>>>> >> >her good.
>>>> >> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
>>>> >
>>>> >My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
>>>> >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition
>>>> >
>>>> Yes, it could be. Of course, he was always rather disgusting, so I'm
>>>> not sure.
>>>> >
>>>That's not true. If you check out his early posts, they were mostly normal.
>>>

>>How far back?

>
>Long, long before he was a ukelele string.


You're saying that we have to go way, way back in time to find normal
posts by you?
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On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:26:39 AM UTC-10, Sheldon wrote:
> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:15:58 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
> wrote:
>
> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:10:39 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> >> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:04:07 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 7:59:04 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> >> >> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> >On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> >> >> >>> >
> >> >> >>> Looking forward to the video!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
> >> >> >>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>We are NOT that different!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>John Kuthe, RN, BSN
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
> >> >> >more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
> >> >> >farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
> >> >> >her good.
> >> >> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
> >> >
> >> >My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
> >> >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition
> >> >
> >> Yes, it could be. Of course, he was always rather disgusting, so I'm
> >> not sure.
> >> >

> >That's not true. If you check out his early posts, they were mostly normal.

> HA... you weren't born yet during my early posts.

I certainly don't have any problem with that. Unfortunately, that's not true, but it is goofy as hell.
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On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:28:35 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:15:58 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
> wrote:
>
> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:10:39 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> >> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:04:07 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 7:59:04 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> >> >> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> >On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> >> >> >>> >
> >> >> >>> Looking forward to the video!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
> >> >> >>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>We are NOT that different!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>John Kuthe, RN, BSN
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
> >> >> >more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
> >> >> >farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
> >> >> >her good.
> >> >> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
> >> >
> >> >My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
> >> >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition
> >> >
> >> Yes, it could be. Of course, he was always rather disgusting, so I'm
> >> not sure.
> >> >

> >That's not true. If you check out his early posts, they were mostly normal.
> >

> How far back?
> >

I would go back to the 90's.
https://groups.google.com/g/rec.food...m/7vNo1cgh35YJ


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On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 12:25:26 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
wrote:

>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:28:35 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:15:58 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:10:39 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:04:07 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 7:59:04 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>> >> >> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
>> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >> >On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>> >> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> >> >> >>> >
>> >> >> >>> Looking forward to the video!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
>> >> >> >>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>We are NOT that different!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>John Kuthe, RN, BSN
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
>> >> >> >more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
>> >> >> >farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
>> >> >> >her good.
>> >> >> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
>> >> >
>> >> >My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
>> >> >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition
>> >> >
>> >> Yes, it could be. Of course, he was always rather disgusting, so I'm
>> >> not sure.
>> >> >
>> >That's not true. If you check out his early posts, they were mostly normal.
>> >

>> How far back?
>> >

>I would go back to the 90's.
>https://groups.google.com/g/rec.food...m/7vNo1cgh35YJ
>

When I said he was always rather disgusting, I was referring to the
time that I've been reading his posts. Maybe 7 years.
>

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John Kuthe wrote:
> On Tuesday, January 5, 2021 at 6:41:40 PM UTC-6, Alex wrote:
>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>> But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
>>>
>>> And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!
>>>
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

>> What an exciting life you live!

> I have FUN in my life! Sorry if YOU DON'T! :-(
>
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


I don't chase bagels but I'm sure I have a lot more fun in a month than
you do in a year.
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Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 1/6/2021 6:30 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Tuesday, January 5, 2021 at 11:59:46 AM UTC-5,
>> wrote:
>>> But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
>>>
>>> And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie Tie!

>>
>> I dropped a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up.
>>
>> Exciting times in Ann Arbor!!!!!!!
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton
>>

> Can we get more details?Â* Did you just bend over or did you squat with
> your knees? I like to lean on something with one hand while picking up
> the object with the other.Â*Â* Done wrong you could have a serious back
> injury.


Or a bagel up his ass.
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Hank Rogers wrote:
> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:53:17 AM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> On 1/6/2021 6:30 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>> On Tuesday, January 5, 2021 at 11:59:46 AM UTC-5,
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> But I retrieved them. Petulant *******s.
>>>>>
>>>>> And I yanked that plastic thing off them and put on a REAL Twistie
>>>>> Tie!
>>>>
>>>> I dropped a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up.
>>>>
>>>> Exciting times in Ann Arbor!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>
>>> Can we get more details? Did you just bend over or did you squat with
>>> your knees? I like to lean on something with one hand while picking up
>>> the object with the other. Done wrong you could have a serious back
>>> injury.

>>
>> My knees don't work that way anymore.
>>
>> If you must know, as soon as I bent over, I broke wind.
>> CindyÂ* Hamilton

>
>
> How long did it take master druce to get there?
>
>
>


32 minutes.
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On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 11:17:08 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 12:25:26 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
> wrote:
>
> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:28:35 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> >> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:15:58 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:10:39 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> >> >> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:04:07 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 7:59:04 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
> >> >> >> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
> >> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> >> >On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> >> >> >> >>> >
> >> >> >> >>> Looking forward to the video!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
> >> >> >> >>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>We are NOT that different!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>John Kuthe, RN, BSN
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
> >> >> >> >more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
> >> >> >> >farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
> >> >> >> >her good.
> >> >> >> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
> >> >> >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition
> >> >> >
> >> >> Yes, it could be. Of course, he was always rather disgusting, so I'm
> >> >> not sure.
> >> >> >
> >> >That's not true. If you check out his early posts, they were mostly normal.
> >> >
> >> How far back?
> >> >

> >I would go back to the 90's.
> >https://groups.google.com/g/rec.food...m/7vNo1cgh35YJ
> >

> When I said he was always rather disgusting, I was referring to the
> time that I've been reading his posts. Maybe 7 years.
> >

What you say is true - in the republic of Bruceavania. In the rest of the world, it's false.


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On Thursday, January 7, 2021 at 7:17:40 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
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> says...
> >
> > I dropped a piece of paper on the floor and picked it up.
> >
> > Exciting times in Ann Arbor!!!!!!!

> It would have been even more exciting if you had just left it lying on
> the floor until someone crushed it underfoot as a crazy mixed up act of
> defiance and social anarchy.


Darn. A missed opportunity. I'll simply have to redirect my anarchic tendencies
elsewhere. Perhaps I'll drink red wine with fish.

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On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 12:25:26 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
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>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:28:35 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:15:58 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 9:10:39 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 11:04:07 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 7:59:04 AM UTC-10, Master Bruce wrote:
>> >> >> On Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:26:38 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
>> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >> >On Wed, 6 Jan 2021 08:05:09 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>> >> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>On Wednesday, January 6, 2021 at 10:00:01 AM UTC-6, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> >> >> >>> >
>> >> >> >>> Looking forward to the video!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>The "Cindy Farts!" video! Now on Youtube! :-)
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>You know how many times a day the average man farts? 10-15.
>> >> >> >>You know how many times a day the average woman farts? 10-15.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>We are NOT that different!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>John Kuthe, RN, BSN
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Women fart more often than men but they usually exuse themselves to a
>> >> >> >more private place. Of course I never said anything while ****ing a
>> >> >> >farting woman, I simply attributed her farting because I was ****ing
>> >> >> >her good.
>> >> >> You're becoming increasingly disgusting.
>> >> >
>> >> >My neighbor had a stroke some time back which changed his personality. I had to call the cops on him once. I'm guessing that this is something similar.
>> >> >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition
>> >> >
>> >> Yes, it could be. Of course, he was always rather disgusting, so I'm
>> >> not sure.
>> >> >
>> >That's not true. If you check out his early posts, they were mostly normal.
>> >

>> How far back?
>> >

>I would go back to the 90's.
>https://groups.google.com/g/rec.food...m/7vNo1cgh35YJ


You'd need to go to the early 80s when I used a different addy.
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