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On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 01:54:29 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

>On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 12:40:18 AM UTC-5, dsi1 wrote:
>> On Tuesday, January 26, 2021 at 7:05:21 PM UTC-10,
>> wrote:
>> > On Tuesday, January 26, 2021 at 10:23:52 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
>> > >
>> > > You don't seriously think I believe that everybody owns a shop with
>> > > welding apparatus? Of course you do. You're an idiot.
>> > >
>> > A word of advice. P R O O F R E A D your comments.

>> You're one of those people that are slow to understand contextual clues
>> when reading and in daily life. That makes you prone to errors in
>> communication and comprehension. Your brain has a set of less-than-robust
>> error-correcting algorithms. You got nothing to be so proud about i.e.,
>> it ain't me, it's you.

>
>No, it's you. Everybody here thought you said everybody owns a shop with
>welding apparatus.
>
>You can't excuse your way out of this one. Admit your loss of face and
>move on.


I understood him. Of course he didn't mean everybody has a welding
device.

===

So did I, but what do I know!


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In article >, says...
> So did I, but what do I know!
>

Not much, you stupid ****.
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On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 7:47:29 AM UTC-8, Ophelia wrote:
> "Master Bruce" wrote in message
> ...
> On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 01:54:29 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
>
> >On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 12:40:18 AM UTC-5, dsi1 wrote:
> >> On Tuesday, January 26, 2021 at 7:05:21 PM UTC-10,
> >> wrote:
> >> > On Tuesday, January 26, 2021 at 10:23:52 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > You don't seriously think I believe that everybody owns a shop with
> >> > > welding apparatus? Of course you do. You're an idiot.
> >> > >
> >> > A word of advice. P R O O F R E A D your comments.
> >> You're one of those people that are slow to understand contextual clues
> >> when reading and in daily life. That makes you prone to errors in
> >> communication and comprehension. Your brain has a set of less-than-robust
> >> error-correcting algorithms. You got nothing to be so proud about i.e.,
> >> it ain't me, it's you.

> >
> >No, it's you. Everybody here thought you said everybody owns a shop with
> >welding apparatus.
> >
> >You can't excuse your way out of this one. Admit your loss of face and
> >move on.

>
> I understood him. Of course he didn't mean everybody has a welding
> device.
> ===
>
> So did I, but what do I know!


These boneheads take things way too literally. They are in great need of a computer program that transforms human language to their machine talk.
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On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 1:17:37 PM UTC-5, dsi1 wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 7:47:29 AM UTC-8, Ophelia wrote:
> > "Master Bruce" wrote in message
> > ...
> > On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 01:54:29 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > > wrote:
> >
> > >On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 12:40:18 AM UTC-5, dsi1 wrote:
> > >> On Tuesday, January 26, 2021 at 7:05:21 PM UTC-10,
> > >> wrote:
> > >> > On Tuesday, January 26, 2021 at 10:23:52 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> > >> > >
> > >> > > You don't seriously think I believe that everybody owns a shop with
> > >> > > welding apparatus? Of course you do. You're an idiot.
> > >> > >
> > >> > A word of advice. P R O O F R E A D your comments.
> > >> You're one of those people that are slow to understand contextual clues
> > >> when reading and in daily life. That makes you prone to errors in
> > >> communication and comprehension. Your brain has a set of less-than-robust
> > >> error-correcting algorithms. You got nothing to be so proud about i.e.,
> > >> it ain't me, it's you.
> > >
> > >No, it's you. Everybody here thought you said everybody owns a shop with
> > >welding apparatus.
> > >
> > >You can't excuse your way out of this one. Admit your loss of face and
> > >move on.

> >
> > I understood him. Of course he didn't mean everybody has a welding
> > device.
> > ===
> >
> > So did I, but what do I know!

> These boneheads take things way too literally. They are in great need of a computer program that transforms human language to their machine talk.


You are in great need of a computer program to translate your the vague
things that come out of your brain into understandable English.

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On 1/27/2021 10:17 AM, dsi1 wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 7:47:29 AM UTC-8, Ophelia wrote:
>> "Master Bruce" wrote in message
>> ...
>> On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 01:54:29 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 12:40:18 AM UTC-5, dsi1 wrote:
>>>> On Tuesday, January 26, 2021 at 7:05:21 PM UTC-10,
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> On Tuesday, January 26, 2021 at 10:23:52 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You don't seriously think I believe that everybody owns a shop with
>>>>>> welding apparatus? Of course you do. You're an idiot.
>>>>>>
>>>>> A word of advice. P R O O F R E A D your comments.
>>>> You're one of those people that are slow to understand contextual clues
>>>> when reading and in daily life. That makes you prone to errors in
>>>> communication and comprehension. Your brain has a set of less-than-robust
>>>> error-correcting algorithms. You got nothing to be so proud about i.e.,
>>>> it ain't me, it's you.
>>>
>>> No, it's you. Everybody here thought you said everybody owns a shop with
>>> welding apparatus.
>>>
>>> You can't excuse your way out of this one. Admit your loss of face and
>>> move on.

>>
>> I understood him. Of course he didn't mean everybody has a welding
>> device.
>> ===
>>
>> So did I, but what do I know!

>
> These boneheads take things way too literally. They are in great need of a computer program that transforms human language to their machine talk.
>


At first glance I thought he was saying that everyone had an arc welder.
I didn't take a second glance.


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On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 10:48:50 -0800, Taxed and Spent
> wrote:

>On 1/27/2021 10:17 AM, dsi1 wrote:
>> On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 7:47:29 AM UTC-8, Ophelia wrote:
>>> "Master Bruce" wrote in message
>>> ...
>>> On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 01:54:29 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 12:40:18 AM UTC-5, dsi1 wrote:
>>>>> On Tuesday, January 26, 2021 at 7:05:21 PM UTC-10,
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> On Tuesday, January 26, 2021 at 10:23:52 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You don't seriously think I believe that everybody owns a shop with
>>>>>>> welding apparatus? Of course you do. You're an idiot.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> A word of advice. P R O O F R E A D your comments.
>>>>> You're one of those people that are slow to understand contextual clues
>>>>> when reading and in daily life. That makes you prone to errors in
>>>>> communication and comprehension. Your brain has a set of less-than-robust
>>>>> error-correcting algorithms. You got nothing to be so proud about i.e.,
>>>>> it ain't me, it's you.
>>>>
>>>> No, it's you. Everybody here thought you said everybody owns a shop with
>>>> welding apparatus.
>>>>
>>>> You can't excuse your way out of this one. Admit your loss of face and
>>>> move on.
>>>
>>> I understood him. Of course he didn't mean everybody has a welding
>>> device.
>>> ===
>>>
>>> So did I, but what do I know!

>>
>> These boneheads take things way too literally. They are in great need of a computer program that transforms human language to their machine talk.
>>

>
>At first glance I thought he was saying that everyone had an arc welder.
> I didn't take a second glance.


I'd suggest that most of rfc never read a book or newspaper. The
misunderstandings would be endless.
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On 1/27/2021 10:52 AM, Master Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 10:48:50 -0800, Taxed and Spent
> > wrote:
>
>> On 1/27/2021 10:17 AM, dsi1 wrote:
>>> On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 7:47:29 AM UTC-8, Ophelia wrote:
>>>> "Master Bruce" wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>> On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 01:54:29 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 12:40:18 AM UTC-5, dsi1 wrote:
>>>>>> On Tuesday, January 26, 2021 at 7:05:21 PM UTC-10,
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tuesday, January 26, 2021 at 10:23:52 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You don't seriously think I believe that everybody owns a shop with
>>>>>>>> welding apparatus? Of course you do. You're an idiot.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A word of advice. P R O O F R E A D your comments.
>>>>>> You're one of those people that are slow to understand contextual clues
>>>>>> when reading and in daily life. That makes you prone to errors in
>>>>>> communication and comprehension. Your brain has a set of less-than-robust
>>>>>> error-correcting algorithms. You got nothing to be so proud about i.e.,
>>>>>> it ain't me, it's you.
>>>>>
>>>>> No, it's you. Everybody here thought you said everybody owns a shop with
>>>>> welding apparatus.
>>>>>
>>>>> You can't excuse your way out of this one. Admit your loss of face and
>>>>> move on.
>>>>
>>>> I understood him. Of course he didn't mean everybody has a welding
>>>> device.
>>>> ===
>>>>
>>>> So did I, but what do I know!
>>>
>>> These boneheads take things way too literally. They are in great need of a computer program that transforms human language to their machine talk.
>>>

>>
>> At first glance I thought he was saying that everyone had an arc welder.
>> I didn't take a second glance.

>
> I'd suggest that most of rfc never read a book or newspaper. The
> misunderstandings would be endless.
>



This means most of rfc can get jobs and be successfully employed as
newspersons.
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On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 12:17:37 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
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> These boneheads take things way too literally. They are in great need of a computer program that transforms human language to their machine talk.
>

How about just saying YOU left out an important word while typing
instead of pulling a John Kuthe and blaming the world for your mistake?
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