Can you imagine actually feeding this to your family?
Page 2 of the grocery store ad.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/361781...posted-public/
It would be funny to go through the checkout with those items,
and only those items, and show the cashier the ad and tell her
that when you saw that page, it looked so delicious that you
had to have it right away. "My family is going to love this."

4 hours later, the cashier tells her husband, "You're not even
going to believe what happened at work today."

Then donate it all. I just wrote another thing that is funny
to me, but not to anyone else, didn't I?

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tested on laboratory animals.

On 2/24/2021 11:19 AM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
> Can you imagine actually feeding this to your family?
> Page 2 of the grocery store ad.
> https://www.flickr.com/photos/361781...posted-public/
>
> It would be funny to go through the checkout with those items,
> and only those items, and show the cashier the ad and tell her
> that when you saw that page, it looked so delicious that you
> had to have it right away.Â* "My family is going to love this."
>
> 4 hours later, the cashier tells her husband, "You're not even
> going to believe what happened at work today."
>
> Then donate it all.Â* I just wrote another thing that is funny
> to me, but not to anyone else, didn't I?
>
It could be worse. You could feed them "heart with potatoes."
https://www.foxnews.com/us/oklahoma-...-to-his-family
A whole nother take on "eat your heart out."

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tested on laboratory animals.

On Wednesday, February 24, 2021 at 7:19:38 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> Can you imagine actually feeding this to your family?
> Page 2 of the grocery store ad.
> https://www.flickr.com/photos/361781...posted-public/
> It would be funny to go through the checkout with those items,
> and only those items, and show the cashier the ad and tell her
> that when you saw that page, it looked so delicious that you
> had to have it right away. "My family is going to love this."
>
> 4 hours later, the cashier tells her husband, "You're not even
> going to believe what happened at work today."
>
> Then donate it all. I just wrote another thing that is funny
> to me, but not to anyone else, didn't I?
>
> --
> --Bryan
> For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
> tested on laboratory animals.

These are desperate times for some Americans. You know how people cooked during the depression? Same thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siJwt1xVUiU

On Wed, 24 Feb 2021 11:19:26 -0600, BryanGSimmons
> wrote:

>Can you imagine actually feeding this to your family?
>Page 2 of the grocery store ad.
>https://www.flickr.com/photos/361781...posted-public/
>It would be funny to go through the checkout with those items,
>and only those items, and show the cashier the ad and tell her
>that when you saw that page, it looked so delicious that you
>had to have it right away. "My family is going to love this."
>
>4 hours later, the cashier tells her husband, "You're not even
>going to believe what happened at work today."
>
>Then donate it all. I just wrote another thing that is funny
>to me, but not to anyone else, didn't I?


I'd eat those, what is funny about the food?

On 2/24/2021 2:20 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 24 Feb 2021 11:19:26 -0600, BryanGSimmons
> > wrote:
>
>> Can you imagine actually feeding this to your family?
>> Page 2 of the grocery store ad.
>> https://www.flickr.com/photos/361781...posted-public/
>> It would be funny to go through the checkout with those items,
>> and only those items, and show the cashier the ad and tell her
>> that when you saw that page, it looked so delicious that you
>> had to have it right away. "My family is going to love this."
>>
>> 4 hours later, the cashier tells her husband, "You're not even
>> going to believe what happened at work today."
>>
>> Then donate it all. I just wrote another thing that is funny
>> to me, but not to anyone else, didn't I?
>
>
> I'd eat those, what is funny about the food?
>
You are not Bruce. You are an impostor.

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--Bryan
For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
tested on laboratory animals.

On 2/24/2021 1:36 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
> On 2/24/2021 11:19 AM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
>> Can you imagine actually feeding this to your family?
>> Page 2 of the grocery store ad.
>> https://www.flickr.com/photos/361781...posted-public/
>>
>> It would be funny to go through the checkout with those items,
>> and only those items, and show the cashier the ad and tell her
>> that when you saw that page, it looked so delicious that you
>> had to have it right away.Â* "My family is going to love this."
>>
>> 4 hours later, the cashier tells her husband, "You're not even
>> going to believe what happened at work today."
>>
>> Then donate it all.Â* I just wrote another thing that is funny
>> to me, but not to anyone else, didn't I?

Mildly humorous
>>
> It could be worse.Â* You could feed them "heart with potatoes."
> https://www.foxnews.com/us/oklahoma-...-to-his-family
>
> A whole nother take on "eat your heart out."
>

If he cared about his family he would have served a vegetable too.

On Wednesday, February 24, 2021 at 8:36:21 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> On 2/24/2021 11:19 AM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
> > Can you imagine actually feeding this to your family?
> > Page 2 of the grocery store ad.
> > https://www.flickr.com/photos/361781...posted-public/
> >
> > It would be funny to go through the checkout with those items,
> > and only those items, and show the cashier the ad and tell her
> > that when you saw that page, it looked so delicious that you
> > had to have it right away. "My family is going to love this."
> >
> > 4 hours later, the cashier tells her husband, "You're not even
> > going to believe what happened at work today."
> >
> > Then donate it all. I just wrote another thing that is funny
> > to me, but not to anyone else, didn't I?
> >
> It could be worse. You could feed them "heart with potatoes."
> https://www.foxnews.com/us/oklahoma-...-to-his-family
> A whole nother take on "eat your heart out."
> --
> --Bryan
> For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
> tested on laboratory animals.

That's just so primitive. Everyone knows that you eat your enemy's heart to possess their mana and to make them wander forever in search of their heart.

On 2/24/2021 12:19 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
> Can you imagine actually feeding this to your family?
> Page 2 of the grocery store ad.
> https://www.flickr.com/photos/361781...posted-public/
>
> It would be funny to go through the checkout with those items,
> and only those items, and show the cashier the ad and tell her
> that when you saw that page, it looked so delicious that you
> had to have it right away. "My family is going to love this."
>
> 4 hours later, the cashier tells her husband, "You're not even
> going to believe what happened at work today."
>
> Then donate it all. I just wrote another thing that is funny
> to me, but not to anyone else, didn't I?
>

Sounds like a decent meal to me. What's the problem?

On 2/24/2021 1:31 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> On Wednesday, February 24, 2021 at 7:19:38 AM UTC-10, wrote:
>> Can you imagine actually feeding this to your family?
>> Page 2 of the grocery store ad.
>> https://www.flickr.com/photos/361781...posted-public/
>> It would be funny to go through the checkout with those items,
>> and only those items, and show the cashier the ad and tell her
>> that when you saw that page, it looked so delicious that you
>> had to have it right away. "My family is going to love this."
>>
>> 4 hours later, the cashier tells her husband, "You're not even
>> going to believe what happened at work today."
>>
>> Then donate it all. I just wrote another thing that is funny
>> to me, but not to anyone else, didn't I?
>>
>> --
>> --Bryan
>> For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
>> tested on laboratory animals.
>
> These are desperate times for some Americans. You know how people cooked during the depression? Same thing.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siJwt1xVUiU
>

Funny , some of us saw this coming and were prepared ... the only
changes we've made were to accommodate my wife's food
allergies/sensitivities . Tuesday morning we shopped , the stores had
everything on our list - including an 18-pack of our favorite toilet
tissue . So far the only item we haven't been able to get here is the
hot mustard we like on our egg rolls . Bread yeast has been spotty , but
we buy it when we see it and I have 2 bottles in stock at this time .
Our philosophy is to always have items "in stock" in addition to the
one on the pantry shelf that we're using . When the spare is opened , we
buy another . The exception to that is fresh produce , that we buy as
needed/when needed .
I'm putting more work into the garden spot this year , clearing trees
that block early and late sunshine . If this works out as well as
anticipated the problem this year will be jars and canning supplies ...
I'm hoping to get out in the garden some time in the next week or so to
get cold weather stuff planted . Fresh lettuce , green onions , bok choi
, and most brassicas will bolt and become unusable if I let the weather
get too warm .
--
Snag
In 1775, the British demanded we give them our guns.
We shot them

On Thursday, February 25, 2021 at 3:09:03 AM UTC-10, Snag wrote:
> On 2/24/2021 1:31 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> > On Wednesday, February 24, 2021 at 7:19:38 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> >> Can you imagine actually feeding this to your family?
> >> Page 2 of the grocery store ad.
> >> https://www.flickr.com/photos/361781...posted-public/
> >> It would be funny to go through the checkout with those items,
> >> and only those items, and show the cashier the ad and tell her
> >> that when you saw that page, it looked so delicious that you
> >> had to have it right away. "My family is going to love this."
> >>
> >> 4 hours later, the cashier tells her husband, "You're not even
> >> going to believe what happened at work today."
> >>
> >> Then donate it all. I just wrote another thing that is funny
> >> to me, but not to anyone else, didn't I?
> >>
> >> --
> >> --Bryan
> >> For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
> >> tested on laboratory animals.
> >
> > These are desperate times for some Americans. You know how people cooked during the depression? Same thing.
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siJwt1xVUiU
> >
> Funny , some of us saw this coming and were prepared ... the only
> changes we've made were to accommodate my wife's food
> allergies/sensitivities . Tuesday morning we shopped , the stores had
> everything on our list - including an 18-pack of our favorite toilet
> tissue . So far the only item we haven't been able to get here is the
> hot mustard we like on our egg rolls . Bread yeast has been spotty , but
> we buy it when we see it and I have 2 bottles in stock at this time .
> Our philosophy is to always have items "in stock" in addition to the
> one on the pantry shelf that we're using . When the spare is opened , we
> buy another . The exception to that is fresh produce , that we buy as
> needed/when needed .
> I'm putting more work into the garden spot this year , clearing trees
> that block early and late sunshine . If this works out as well as
> anticipated the problem this year will be jars and canning supplies ...
> I'm hoping to get out in the garden some time in the next week or so to
> get cold weather stuff planted . Fresh lettuce , green onions , bok choi
> , and most brassicas will bolt and become unusable if I let the weather
> get too warm .
> --
> Snag
> In 1775, the British demanded we give them our guns.
> We shot them

You'll be ready when the shit hits the fan. Most of us are not.

On Thu, 25 Feb 2021 08:54:19 -0800 (PST), dsi1
> wrote:

>> I'm putting more work into the garden spot this year , clearing trees
>> that block early and late sunshine . If this works out as well as
>> anticipated the problem this year will be jars and canning supplies ...
>> I'm hoping to get out in the garden some time in the next week or so to
>> get cold weather stuff planted . Fresh lettuce , green onions , bok choi
>> , and most brassicas will bolt and become unusable if I let the weather
>> get too warm .

Ah, you're doing that!
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On Wed, 24 Feb 2021 16:04:20 -0600, BryanGSimmons
> wrote:

>On 2/24/2021 2:20 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Wed, 24 Feb 2021 11:19:26 -0600, BryanGSimmons
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Can you imagine actually feeding this to your family?
>>> Page 2 of the grocery store ad.
>>> https://www.flickr.com/photos/361781...posted-public/
>>> It would be funny to go through the checkout with those items,
>>> and only those items, and show the cashier the ad and tell her
>>> that when you saw that page, it looked so delicious that you
>>> had to have it right away. "My family is going to love this."
>>>
>>> 4 hours later, the cashier tells her husband, "You're not even
>>> going to believe what happened at work today."
>>>
>>> Then donate it all. I just wrote another thing that is funny
>>> to me, but not to anyone else, didn't I?
>>
>>
>> I'd eat those, what is funny about the food?
>>
>You are not Bruce. You are an impostor.

What is real? An odd space experiment has confirmed that, as quantum
mechanics says, reality is what you choose it to be. Physicists have
long known that a quantum of light, or photon, will behave like a
particle or a wave depending on how they measure it.

Now, by bouncing photons off satellites, a team has confirmed that an
observer can make that decision even after a photon has made its way
almost completely through the experiment—seemingly well past the point
at which it would become either a wave or a particle.

Taking this into account, Id say what you think is real or fake is of
no concern to any right thinking human or ferret, Bryan. Especially
factoring in your long history of perverse sexual practices with
notorious St Louis narcissist and pedophile, John Kuthe. In short, go
**** yourself and your Vogon-like literary style.

On Thu, 25 Feb 2021 07:10:14 -0500, Gary > wrote:

>On 2/24/2021 12:19 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
>> Can you imagine actually feeding this to your family?
>> Page 2 of the grocery store ad.
>> https://www.flickr.com/photos/361781...posted-public/
>>
>> It would be funny to go through the checkout with those items,
>> and only those items, and show the cashier the ad and tell her
>> that when you saw that page, it looked so delicious that you
>> had to have it right away. "My family is going to love this."
>>
>> 4 hours later, the cashier tells her husband, "You're not even
>> going to believe what happened at work today."
>>
>> Then donate it all. I just wrote another thing that is funny
>> to me, but not to anyone else, didn't I?
>>
>
>Sounds like a decent meal to me. What's the problem?

Nothing. He just wants to seem edgy and classy.

On 2/25/2021 10:54 AM, dsi1 wrote:
> On Thursday, February 25, 2021 at 3:09:03 AM UTC-10, Snag wrote:
>> On 2/24/2021 1:31 PM, dsi1 wrote:
>>> On Wednesday, February 24, 2021 at 7:19:38 AM UTC-10, wrote:
>>>> Can you imagine actually feeding this to your family?
>>>> Page 2 of the grocery store ad.
>>>> https://www.flickr.com/photos/361781...posted-public/
>>>> It would be funny to go through the checkout with those items,
>>>> and only those items, and show the cashier the ad and tell her
>>>> that when you saw that page, it looked so delicious that you
>>>> had to have it right away. "My family is going to love this."
>>>>
>>>> 4 hours later, the cashier tells her husband, "You're not even
>>>> going to believe what happened at work today."
>>>>
>>>> Then donate it all. I just wrote another thing that is funny
>>>> to me, but not to anyone else, didn't I?
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> --Bryan
>>>> For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
>>>> tested on laboratory animals.
>>>
>>> These are desperate times for some Americans. You know how people cooked during the depression? Same thing.
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siJwt1xVUiU
>>>
>> Funny , some of us saw this coming and were prepared ... the only
>> changes we've made were to accommodate my wife's food
>> allergies/sensitivities . Tuesday morning we shopped , the stores had
>> everything on our list - including an 18-pack of our favorite toilet
>> tissue . So far the only item we haven't been able to get here is the
>> hot mustard we like on our egg rolls . Bread yeast has been spotty , but
>> we buy it when we see it and I have 2 bottles in stock at this time .
>> Our philosophy is to always have items "in stock" in addition to the
>> one on the pantry shelf that we're using . When the spare is opened , we
>> buy another . The exception to that is fresh produce , that we buy as
>> needed/when needed .
>> I'm putting more work into the garden spot this year , clearing trees
>> that block early and late sunshine . If this works out as well as
>> anticipated the problem this year will be jars and canning supplies ...
>> I'm hoping to get out in the garden some time in the next week or so to
>> get cold weather stuff planted . Fresh lettuce , green onions , bok choi
>> , and most brassicas will bolt and become unusable if I let the weather
>> get too warm .
>> --
>> Snag
>> In 1775, the British demanded we give them our guns.
>> We shot them
>
> You'll be ready when the shit hits the fan. Most of us are not.
>

We can skin a buck , we can run a trot line , and a Country Boy can
survive ... Hank Williams Jr said that .
Actually I'm more concerned with supply line interruptions of
necessities than violence out here where we live . But we're prepared
for that too ...
--
Snag
In 1775, the British demanded we give them our guns.
We shot them

On Fri, 26 Feb 2021 13:18:24 -0600, Snag > wrote:

>On 2/25/2021 10:54 AM, dsi1 wrote:
>>
>> You'll be ready when the shit hits the fan. Most of us are not.
>>
>
> We can skin a buck , we can run a trot line , and a Country Boy can
>survive ... Hank Williams Jr said that .
> Actually I'm more concerned with supply line interruptions of
>necessities than violence out here where we live . But we're prepared
>for that too ...

Don't forget the Zombie Invasion!

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