GM wrote:
> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 7:46:53 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>> On Wed, 24 Mar 2021 18:59:00 -0400, Alex wrote:
>>>
>>>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>>>> Drawn on it's bank this Friday! ;-)
>>>>>
>>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>> I don't qualify...
>>> You should have claimed John Kuthe as a dependant... I have his SS#.
>>> You would have gotten his $1,400.
>>>
>>> -sw
>> I'll keep that in mind for next time!
>
> Only thing is, if you claim him as a dependent he will have to come *live* with you -- can you *dig* it...!!!???
>
> ;-)
>

I have an airboat that could give him a one-way ride into the Everglades.

On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 8:40:00 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
> GM wrote:
> > On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 7:46:53 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
> >> Sqwertz wrote:
> >>> On Wed, 24 Mar 2021 18:59:00 -0400, Alex wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> John Kuthe wrote:
> >>>>> Drawn on it's bank this Friday! ;-)
> >>>>>
> >>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >>>> I don't qualify...
> >>> You should have claimed John Kuthe as a dependant... I have his SS#.
> >>> You would have gotten his $1,400.
> >>>
> >>> -sw
> >> I'll keep that in mind for next time!
> >
> > Only thing is, if you claim him as a dependent he will have to come *live* with you -- can you *dig* it...!!!???
> >
> > ;-)
> >
> I have an airboat that could give him a one-way ride into the Everglades.


No worries, he'd still survive, lol...

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Greg

GM wrote:
> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 8:40:00 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>> GM wrote:
>>> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 7:46:53 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>>>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 24 Mar 2021 18:59:00 -0400, Alex wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>>>>>> Drawn on it's bank this Friday! ;-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>>>> I don't qualify...
>>>>> You should have claimed John Kuthe as a dependant... I have his SS#.
>>>>> You would have gotten his $1,400.
>>>>>
>>>>> -sw
>>>> I'll keep that in mind for next time!
>>> Only thing is, if you claim him as a dependent he will have to come *live* with you -- can you *dig* it...!!!???
>>>
>>> ;-)
>>>
>> I have an airboat that could give him a one-way ride into the Everglades.
>
> No worries, he'd still survive, lol...
>

Even the alligators wouldn't spend any time with him?

On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 9:07:26 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
> GM wrote:
> > On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 8:40:00 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
> >> GM wrote:
> >>> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 7:46:53 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
> >>>> Sqwertz wrote:
> >>>>> On Wed, 24 Mar 2021 18:59:00 -0400, Alex wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> John Kuthe wrote:
> >>>>>>> Drawn on it's bank this Friday! ;-)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >>>>>> I don't qualify...
> >>>>> You should have claimed John Kuthe as a dependant... I have his SS#.
> >>>>> You would have gotten his $1,400.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> -sw
> >>>> I'll keep that in mind for next time!
> >>> Only thing is, if you claim him as a dependent he will have to come *live* with you -- can you *dig* it...!!!???
> >>>
> >>> ;-)
> >>>
> >> I have an airboat that could give him a one-way ride into the Everglades.
> >
> > No worries, he'd still survive, lol...
> >
> Even the alligators wouldn't spend any time with him?


They'd FLEE from those microwaved fruit snacks of his, lol...

--
Best
Greg

On Fri, 26 Mar 2021 22:07:17 -0400, Alex wrote:

> GM wrote:
>> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 8:40:00 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>>> GM wrote:
>>>> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 7:46:53 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>>>>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 24 Mar 2021 18:59:00 -0400, Alex wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>>>>>>> Drawn on it's bank this Friday! ;-)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>>>>> I don't qualify...
>>>>>> You should have claimed John Kuthe as a dependant... I have his SS#.
>>>>>> You would have gotten his $1,400.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> -sw
>>>>> I'll keep that in mind for next time!
>>>> Only thing is, if you claim him as a dependent he will have to come *live* with you -- can you *dig* it...!!!???
>>>>
>>>> ;-)
>>>>
>>> I have an airboat that could give him a one-way ride into the Everglades.
>>
>> No worries, he'd still survive, lol...
>>
>
> Even the alligators wouldn't spend any time with him?

Tie a pork chop around his neck.

-sw

On Fri, 26 Mar 2021 13:07:15 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 12:47:28 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>> The first direct deposits didn't hit the banks until the 17th. oem
>> were pre-posted, but not available.
>>
>> -sw
>>
> My third stimulus check hit my bank account March 9. I paid off my
> car loan on the 10th and saw it sitting in my savings account on that
> date.

If you saw it that early, it was pre-posted. The money wasn't
actually available until the 17th.

-sw

On Thu, 25 Mar 2021 19:06:22 -0400, Alex > wrote:

>dsi1 wrote:
>> On Wednesday, March 24, 2021 at 12:55:31 PM UTC-10, wrote:
>>> Drawn on it's bank this Friday! ;-)
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>> It's not clearing until Friday? That sucks. You must bank with Wells Fargo! My son and his family got their checks too - four of them. Maybe they can buy me some food!
>
>He must have very little in his account now, and in the recent past.* I
>can get access to a phone deposited check in 24 hours.

Yes, hence all the posts about rice and potato dinners.

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On Saturday, March 27, 2021 at 9:59:09 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>
> On Fri, 26 Mar 2021 13:07:15 -0700 (PDT),
> wrote:
> >
> > My third stimulus check hit my bank account March 9. I paid off my
> > car loan on the 10th and saw it sitting in my savings account on that
> > date.
>
> If you saw it that early, it was pre-posted. The money wasn't
> actually available until the 17th.
>
> -sw
>
It showed in my account on the 11th as posted, not pending.

On Saturday, March 27, 2021 at 4:11:57 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>
> On Saturday, March 27, 2021 at 9:59:09 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> >
> > On Fri, 26 Mar 2021 13:07:15 -0700 (PDT),
> > wrote:
> > >
> > > My third stimulus check hit my bank account March 9. I paid off my
> > > car loan on the 10th and saw it sitting in my savings account on that
> > > date.
> >
> > If you saw it that early, it was pre-posted. The money wasn't
> > actually available until the 17th.
> >
> > -sw
> >
> It showed in my account on the 11th as posted, not pending.
>
I stand corrected. It did not actually appear as being posted until the 17th.
My mistake.

John Kuthe wrote:

> On Thursday, March 25, 2021 at 4:22:34 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> ...
> > Checks. How quaint. Mine was direct-deposited to my bank a couple
> > of weeks ago.
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton
>
> I wish mine had been! I have no idea why it was not. I have my PAY
> direct deposited.
>
> I guess our Govt. is just stupid!

John, if you didn't enter your direct deposit information to the IRS,
they don't have it so you get a check. It's that simple.

Ed Pawlowski wrote:

> On 3/25/2021 5:43 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Thursday, March 25, 2021 at 5:39:31 AM UTC-4,
> > wrote:
> > > On Thursday, March 25, 2021 at 4:22:34 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton
> > > wrote: ...
> > > > Checks. How quaint. Mine was direct-deposited to my bank a
> > > > couple of weeks ago.
> > > >
> > > > Cindy Hamilton
> > > I wish mine had been! I have no idea why it was not. I have my
> > > PAY direct deposited.
> >
> > Do you have your income tax refund direct-deposited? It's all
> > about your "relationship" with the IRS, not with your employer.
> >
> > (I can't recall if you can use direct transfer if you owe taxes. I
> > arrange my withholding so I get a small refund each year.)
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton
> >
>
> Had to pay a little this year. All I had to do was tell them what
> day to take the money up to April 15.

I got hit with 2,000$ for the state of Virginia. If married, filing
jointly you no longer get credit for over age 65. (Otherwise, I'd have
had about 2000$ state refund).

Lovely.

Gary wrote:

> On 3/24/2021 6:59 PM, Alex wrote:
> > John Kuthe wrote:
> > > Drawn on it's bank this Friday! ;-)
> > >
> > > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >
> >
> > I don't qualify...
>
> That's ok though. Even though you don't get the $1400, you still win
> the annual income game same as Carol here.
>
> Maybe you two can fight it out for 1st and 2nd place wins.

LOL, he wins. I got a reduced one.

What I notice though is it's all 'pre-deduction'. I suspect that may
be problematic? Business owners with large expenses may have an end
takehome as much as 100K less. Post deduction, I qualified too.

Not complaining mind you. Mostly I'm just hoping to get a new job
since mine is moving to Millington TN and we cant.

GM wrote:
> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 9:07:26 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>> GM wrote:
>>> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 8:40:00 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>>>> GM wrote:
>>>>> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 7:46:53 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>>>>>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>>>> On Wed, 24 Mar 2021 18:59:00 -0400, Alex wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Drawn on it's bank this Friday! ;-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>>>>>> I don't qualify...
>>>>>>> You should have claimed John Kuthe as a dependant... I have his SS#.
>>>>>>> You would have gotten his $1,400.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> -sw
>>>>>> I'll keep that in mind for next time!
>>>>> Only thing is, if you claim him as a dependent he will have to come *live* with you -- can you *dig* it...!!!???
>>>>>
>>>>> ;-)
>>>>>
>>>> I have an airboat that could give him a one-way ride into the Everglades.
>>> No worries, he'd still survive, lol...
>>>
>> Even the alligators wouldn't spend any time with him?
>
> They'd FLEE from those microwaved fruit snacks of his, lol...
>

What if he had, hypothetically, a small bass shoved down his shorts?

Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 26 Mar 2021 22:07:17 -0400, Alex wrote:
>
>> GM wrote:
>>> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 8:40:00 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>>>> GM wrote:
>>>>> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 7:46:53 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>>>>>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>>>> On Wed, 24 Mar 2021 18:59:00 -0400, Alex wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Drawn on it's bank this Friday! ;-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>>>>>> I don't qualify...
>>>>>>> You should have claimed John Kuthe as a dependant... I have his SS#.
>>>>>>> You would have gotten his $1,400.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> -sw
>>>>>> I'll keep that in mind for next time!
>>>>> Only thing is, if you claim him as a dependent he will have to come *live* with you -- can you *dig* it...!!!???
>>>>>
>>>>> ;-)
>>>>>
>>>> I have an airboat that could give him a one-way ride into the Everglades.
>>> No worries, he'd still survive, lol...
>>>
>> Even the alligators wouldn't spend any time with him?
> Tie a pork chop around his neck.
>
> -sw

That should do it.

On 3/25/2021 2:39 AM, Brainless asshole K00Kthe wrote:

> I wish

I wish you'd been exterminated yesterday.

**** off.