In article >,
says...
>
> On 21/04/2021 19:31, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > Ophelia wrote:
> >
> >> On 21/04/2021 11:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> >>> Ophelia wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On 20/04/2021 22:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> >>>>> S Viemeister wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On 20/04/2021 12:52, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> >>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Anybody can sustain an injury that makes it difficult to
> >>>>>>>> sit on (or rise up from) a low toilet.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Of course. And when that happens, you get a tall toilet. Not
> >>>>>>> before.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> The trouble is, when it happens, is when you need it. It can
> >>>>>> take ages to arrange to have a new one installed. While you
> >>>>>> are waiting for the new one to be available, life can be
> >>>>>> awkward and painful.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Ok, now I've got a whole new thing to worry about: inability to
> >>>>> use my toilet.
> >>>>
> >>>> We recently had a new bathroom installed. It just never occurred
> >>>> to us to discuss the height of the toilet!
> >>>
> >>> +1
> >>>
> >>
> >> ===
> >>
> >> You too eh? )
> >
> > Yes, maybe we're surrounded by hypochondriacs here.
>
> ===
>
> <g>

Ophelia has had two new knees (the surgery caused longterm health
problems) and suffers from arthritis. She should be well aware of her
personal risk of future mobility problems and adapt her home
accordingly.

So much for being a "prepper", eh? All talk and no trousers.


Janet UK

On 22/04/2021 13:27, Janet wrote:
> In article >,
> says...
>>
>> On 21/04/2021 19:31, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 21/04/2021 11:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 22:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>> S Viemeister wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 12:52, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Anybody can sustain an injury that makes it difficult to
>>>>>>>>>> sit on (or rise up from) a low toilet.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Of course. And when that happens, you get a tall toilet. Not
>>>>>>>>> before.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The trouble is, when it happens, is when you need it. It can
>>>>>>>> take ages to arrange to have a new one installed. While you
>>>>>>>> are waiting for the new one to be available, life can be
>>>>>>>> awkward and painful.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ok, now I've got a whole new thing to worry about: inability to
>>>>>>> use my toilet.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We recently had a new bathroom installed. It just never occurred
>>>>>> to us to discuss the height of the toilet!
>>>>>
>>>>> +1
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ===
>>>>
>>>> You too eh? )
>>>
>>> Yes, maybe we're surrounded by hypochondriacs here.
>>
>> ===
>>
>> <g>
>
> Ophelia has had two new knees (the surgery caused longterm health
> problems) and suffers from arthritis. She should be well aware of her
> personal risk of future mobility problems and adapt her home
> accordingly.
>
> So much for being a "prepper", eh? All talk and no trousers.
>
>
> Janet UK

======

LOL thank you to X for pointing this out)

I did indeed have surgery when I was younger, odd how may people do
isn't it LOL but guess what, I still stand up straight and don't need
any kind of different toilet, so it seems I had very good surgeons and
have been very fortunate)

I never boasted about it but maybe I should

But it seems I am not as ugly as you!! You are still hugely fat and
ugly I am told )

Make sure your toilet is deep enough to get your head and nastly mouth
in LOL

Ophelia wrote:
> On 22/04/2021 13:27, Janet wrote:
>> In article >,
>>
>> says...
>>>
>>> On 21/04/2021 19:31, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 21/04/2021 11:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 22:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>> S Viemeister wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 12:52, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Anybody can sustain an injury that makes it difficult to
>>>>>>>>>>> sit on (or rise up from) a low toilet.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Of course. And when that happens, you get a tall toilet. Not
>>>>>>>>>> before.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The trouble is, when it happens, is when you need it. It can
>>>>>>>>> take ages to arrange to have a new one installed. While you
>>>>>>>>> are waiting for the new one to be available, life can be
>>>>>>>>> awkward and painful.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ok, now I've got a whole new thing to worry about:
>>>>>>>> inability to
>>>>>>>> use my toilet.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We recently had a new bathroom installed.* It just never
>>>>>>> occurred
>>>>>>> to us to discuss the height of the toilet!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> +1
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ===
>>>>>
>>>>> *** You too eh? )
>>>>
>>>> Yes, maybe we're surrounded by hypochondriacs here.
>>>
>>> ===
>>>
>>> *** <g>
>>
>> *** Ophelia has had two new knees (the surgery caused longterm
>> health
>> problems) and suffers from arthritis. She should be well aware of
>> her
>> personal risk of future mobility problems and adapt her home
>> accordingly.
>>
>> *** So much for being a "prepper", eh? All talk and no trousers.
>>
>> *** Janet UK
>
> *======
>
> ***** LOL thank you to X for pointing this out)
>
> I did indeed have surgery when I was younger, odd how may people do
> isn't it LOL but guess what, I still stand up straight and don't
> need any kind of different toilet, so it seems I had very good
> surgeons and have been very fortunate)
>
> I never boasted about it but maybe I should
>
> But it seems I am not as ugly as you!!* You are still hugely fat
> and ugly I am told )
>
> Make sure your toilet is deep enough to get your head and nastly
> mouth in LOL
>

Your master doctor will be dismayed at this. He might even stop
kissing your sphincter.

Ophelia wrote:

> On 22/04/2021 13:27, Janet wrote:
> > In article >,
> > says...
> > >
> > > On 21/04/2021 19:31, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > > Ophelia wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On 21/04/2021 11:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > Ophelia wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > On 20/04/2021 22:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > S Viemeister wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > On 20/04/2021 12:52, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Anybody can sustain an injury that makes it
> > > > > > > > > > > difficult to sit on (or rise up from) a low
> > > > > > > > > > > toilet.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Of course. And when that happens, you get a tall
> > > > > > > > > > toilet. Not before.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The trouble is, when it happens, is when you need it.
> > > > > > > > > It can take ages to arrange to have a new one
> > > > > > > > > installed. While you are waiting for the new one to
> > > > > > > > > be available, life can be awkward and painful.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Ok, now I've got a whole new thing to worry about:
> > > > > > > > inability to use my toilet.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > We recently had a new bathroom installed. It just never
> > > > > > > occurred to us to discuss the height of the toilet!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > +1
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > ===
> > > > >
> >>>> You too eh? )
> > > >
> > > > Yes, maybe we're surrounded by hypochondriacs here.
> > >
> > > ===
> > >
> >> <g>
> >
> > Ophelia has had two new knees (the surgery caused longterm health
> > problems) and suffers from arthritis. She should be well aware of
> > her personal risk of future mobility problems and adapt her home
> > accordingly.
> >
> > So much for being a "prepper", eh? All talk and no trousers.
> > Janet UK
>
> ======
>
> LOL thank you to X for pointing this out)
>
> I did indeed have surgery when I was younger, odd how may people do
> isn't it LOL but guess what, I still stand up straight and don't need
> any kind of different toilet, so it seems I had very good surgeons
> and have been very fortunate)
>
> I never boasted about it but maybe I should
>
> But it seems I am not as ugly as you!! You are still hugely fat and
> ugly I am told )
>
> Make sure your toilet is deep enough to get your head and nastly
> mouth in LOL

I was going to suggest she get a toilet that flushes the entire user,
but I understand it would have to be a very big one.

--
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On 22/04/2021 21:29, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>
>> On 22/04/2021 13:27, Janet wrote:
>>> In article >,
>>> says...
>>>>
>>>> On 21/04/2021 19:31, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 21/04/2021 11:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 22:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>> S Viemeister wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 12:52, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Anybody can sustain an injury that makes it
>>>>>>>>>>>> difficult to sit on (or rise up from) a low
>>>>>>>>>>>> toilet.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Of course. And when that happens, you get a tall
>>>>>>>>>>> toilet. Not before.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The trouble is, when it happens, is when you need it.
>>>>>>>>>> It can take ages to arrange to have a new one
>>>>>>>>>> installed. While you are waiting for the new one to
>>>>>>>>>> be available, life can be awkward and painful.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ok, now I've got a whole new thing to worry about:
>>>>>>>>> inability to use my toilet.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> We recently had a new bathroom installed. It just never
>>>>>>>> occurred to us to discuss the height of the toilet!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> +1
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ===
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You too eh? )
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, maybe we're surrounded by hypochondriacs here.
>>>>
>>>> ===
>>>>
>>>> <g>
>>>
>>> Ophelia has had two new knees (the surgery caused longterm health
>>> problems) and suffers from arthritis. She should be well aware of
>>> her personal risk of future mobility problems and adapt her home
>>> accordingly.
>>>
>>> So much for being a "prepper", eh? All talk and no trousers.
>>> Janet UK
>>
>> ======
>>
>> LOL thank you to X for pointing this out)
>>
>> I did indeed have surgery when I was younger, odd how may people do
>> isn't it LOL but guess what, I still stand up straight and don't need
>> any kind of different toilet, so it seems I had very good surgeons
>> and have been very fortunate)
>>
>> I never boasted about it but maybe I should
>>
>> But it seems I am not as ugly as you!! You are still hugely fat and
>> ugly I am told )
>>
>> Make sure your toilet is deep enough to get your head and nastly
>> mouth in LOL
>
> I was going to suggest she get a toilet that flushes the entire user,
> but I understand it would have to be a very big one.

=====

Yes. Massive!

Ophelia wrote:
> On 22/04/2021 21:29, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>> Ophelia wrote:
>>
>>> On 22/04/2021 13:27, Janet wrote:
>>>> In article >,
>>>> says...
>>>>>
>>>>> On 21/04/2021 19:31, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 21/04/2021 11:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 22:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> S Viemeister wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 12:52, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anybody can sustain an injury that makes it
>>>>>>>>>>>>> difficult to sit on (or rise up from) a low
>>>>>>>>>>>>> toilet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course. And when that happens, you get a tall
>>>>>>>>>>>> toilet. Not before.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The trouble is, when it happens, is when you need it.
>>>>>>>>>>> It can take ages to arrange to have a new one
>>>>>>>>>>> installed. While you are waiting for the new one to
>>>>>>>>>>> be available, life can be awkward and painful.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ok, now I've got a whole new thing to worry about:
>>>>>>>>>> inability to use my toilet.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> We recently had a new bathroom installed.* It just never
>>>>>>>>> occurred to us to discuss the height of the toilet!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> +1
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ===
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *** You too eh? )
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes, maybe we're surrounded by hypochondriacs here.
>>>>>
>>>>> ===
>>>>>
>>>>> *** <g>
>>>>
>>>> *** Ophelia has had two new knees (the surgery caused longterm
>>>> health
>>>> problems) and suffers from arthritis. She should be well aware of
>>>> her personal risk of future mobility problems and adapt her home
>>>> accordingly.
>>>>
>>>> *** So much for being a "prepper", eh? All talk and no trousers.
>>>> ***** Janet UK
>>>
>>> * ======
>>>
>>> ****** LOL thank you to X for pointing this out)
>>>
>>> I did indeed have surgery when I was younger, odd how may people do
>>> isn't it LOL but guess what, I still stand up straight and don't
>>> need
>>> any kind of different toilet, so it seems I had very good surgeons
>>> and have been very fortunate)
>>>
>>> I never boasted about it but maybe I should
>>>
>>> But it seems I am not as ugly as you!!* You are still hugely fat
>>> and
>>> ugly I am told )
>>>
>>> Make sure your toilet is deep enough to get your head and nastly
>>> mouth in LOL
>>
>> I was going to suggest she get a toilet that flushes the entire
>> user,
>> but I understand it would have to be a very big one.
>
> =====
>
> * Yes.* Massive!
>
>

Will poor himself have to shit in the garden?

On 4/22/2021 6:59 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> On 22/04/2021 21:29, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 22/04/2021 13:27, Janet wrote:
>>>>> In article >,
>>>>> says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On 21/04/2021 19:31, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 21/04/2021 11:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 22:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> S Viemeister wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 12:52, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anybody can sustain an injury that makes it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> difficult to sit on (or rise up from) a low
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> toilet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course. And when that happens, you get a tall
>>>>>>>>>>>>> toilet. Not before.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The trouble is, when it happens, is when you need it.
>>>>>>>>>>>> It can take ages to arrange to have a new one
>>>>>>>>>>>> installed. While you are waiting for the new one to
>>>>>>>>>>>> be available, life can be awkward and painful.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, now I've got a whole new thing to worry about:
>>>>>>>>>>> inability to use my toilet.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> We recently had a new bathroom installed.Â* It just never
>>>>>>>>>> occurred to us to discuss the height of the toilet!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> +1
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ===
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Â*Â*Â* You too eh? )
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yes, maybe we're surrounded by hypochondriacs here.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ===
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Â*Â*Â* <g>
>>>>>
>>>>> Â*Â*Â* Ophelia has had two new knees (the surgery caused longterm health
>>>>> problems) and suffers from arthritis. She should be well aware of
>>>>> her personal risk of future mobility problems and adapt her home
>>>>> accordingly.
>>>>>
>>>>> Â*Â*Â* So much for being a "prepper", eh? All talk and no trousers.
>>>>> Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* Janet UK
>>>>
>>>> Â* ======
>>>>
>>>> Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* LOL thank you to X for pointing this out)
>>>>
>>>> I did indeed have surgery when I was younger, odd how may people do
>>>> isn't it LOL but guess what, I still stand up straight and don't need
>>>> any kind of different toilet, so it seems I had very good surgeons
>>>> and have been very fortunate)
>>>>
>>>> I never boasted about it but maybe I should
>>>>
>>>> But it seems I am not as ugly as you!!Â* You are still hugely fat and
>>>> ugly I am told )
>>>>
>>>> Make sure your toilet is deep enough to get your head and nastly
>>>> mouth in LOL
>>>
>>> I was going to suggest she get a toilet that flushes the entire user,
>>> but I understand it would have to be a very big one.
>>
>> =====
>>
>> Â*Â* Yes.Â* Massive!
>>
>>
>
> Will poor himself have to shit in the garden?
>
>

You didn't? Today is Earth Day and you should be contributing to the
compost for the neighborhood.

On 2021 Apr 21, , Gary wrote
(in article >):

> Also...if you are creative and artistic, you could paint that storm
> window for privacy.

My wife is artistic. Back in the day, she painted up some revealing windows
to simulate stained glass with figures and landscapes. They´re gone now
because of upgrades, and I never thought to take a picture.
The "paint" dried as a semi to opaque plastic coating and could be
scraped back off with a sharp instrument and some work.

Hank Rogers wrote:

> Ophelia wrote:
> > On 22/04/2021 21:29, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > Ophelia wrote:
> > >
> > > > On 22/04/2021 13:27, Janet wrote:
> > > > > In article >,
> > > > > says...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > On 21/04/2021 19:31, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > Ophelia wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > On 21/04/2021 11:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > Ophelia wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > On 20/04/2021 22:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > S Viemeister wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > On 20/04/2021 12:52, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Anybody can sustain an injury that makes it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > difficult to sit on (or rise up from) a low
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > toilet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course. And when that happens, you get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tall toilet. Not before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The trouble is, when it happens, is when you
> > > > > > > > > > > > need it. It can take ages to arrange to have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > new one installed. While you are waiting for
> > > > > > > > > > > > the new one to be available, life can be
> > > > > > > > > > > > awkward and painful.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Ok, now I've got a whole new thing to worry about:
> > > > > > > > > > > inability to use my toilet.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > We recently had a new bathroom installed.* It just
> > > > > > > > > > never occurred to us to discuss the height of the
> > > > > > > > > > toilet!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > +1
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > ===
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > *** You too eh? )
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, maybe we're surrounded by hypochondriacs here.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ===
> > > > > >
> > > > > > *** <g>
> > > > >
> > > > > *** Ophelia has had two new knees (the surgery caused
> > > > > longterm health problems) and suffers from arthritis. She
> > > > > should be well aware of her personal risk of future mobility
> > > > > problems and adapt her home accordingly.
> > > > >
> > > > > *** So much for being a "prepper", eh? All talk and no
> > > > > trousers. ***** Janet UK
> > > >
> > > > * ======
> > > >
> > > > ****** LOL thank you to X for pointing this out)
> > > >
> > > > I did indeed have surgery when I was younger, odd how may
> > > > people do isn't it LOL but guess what, I still stand up
> > > > straight and don't need any kind of different toilet, so it
> > > > seems I had very good surgeons and have been very fortunate)
> > > >
> > > > I never boasted about it but maybe I should
> > > >
> > > > But it seems I am not as ugly as you!!* You are still hugely
> > > > fat and ugly I am told )
> > > >
> > > > Make sure your toilet is deep enough to get your head and nastly
> > > > mouth in LOL
> > >
> > > I was going to suggest she get a toilet that flushes the entire
> > > user, but I understand it would have to be a very big one.
> >
> > =====
> >
> > * Yes.* Massive!
> >
> >
>
> Will poor himself have to shit in the garden?

Ophelia can sit outside.... drinking tea, eating scones.....
supervising approvingly at himself laying a big fat brown rail.

--
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On 23/04/2021 06:39, Dr Bruce wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> Ophelia wrote:
>>> On 22/04/2021 21:29, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 22/04/2021 13:27, Janet wrote:
>>>>>> In article >,
>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 21/04/2021 19:31, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 21/04/2021 11:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 22:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> S Viemeister wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 12:52, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anybody can sustain an injury that makes it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> difficult to sit on (or rise up from) a low
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> toilet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course. And when that happens, you get a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tall toilet. Not before.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The trouble is, when it happens, is when you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> need it. It can take ages to arrange to have a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> new one installed. While you are waiting for
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the new one to be available, life can be
>>>>>>>>>>>>> awkward and painful.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, now I've got a whole new thing to worry about:
>>>>>>>>>>>> inability to use my toilet.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> We recently had a new bathroom installed.Â* It just
>>>>>>>>>>> never occurred to us to discuss the height of the
>>>>>>>>>>> toilet!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> +1
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ===
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Â*Â*Â* You too eh? )
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes, maybe we're surrounded by hypochondriacs here.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ===
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Â*Â*Â* <g>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Â*Â*Â* Ophelia has had two new knees (the surgery caused
>>>>>> longterm health problems) and suffers from arthritis. She
>>>>>> should be well aware of her personal risk of future mobility
>>>>>> problems and adapt her home accordingly.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Â*Â*Â* So much for being a "prepper", eh? All talk and no
>>>>>> trousers. Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* Janet UK
>>>>>
>>>>> Â* ======
>>>>>
>>>>> Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* LOL thank you to X for pointing this out)
>>>>>
>>>>> I did indeed have surgery when I was younger, odd how may
>>>>> people do isn't it LOL but guess what, I still stand up
>>>>> straight and don't need any kind of different toilet, so it
>>>>> seems I had very good surgeons and have been very fortunate)
>>>>>
>>>>> I never boasted about it but maybe I should
>>>>>
>>>>> But it seems I am not as ugly as you!!Â* You are still hugely
>>>>> fat and ugly I am told )
>>>>>
>>>>> Make sure your toilet is deep enough to get your head and nastly
>>>>> mouth in LOL
>>>>
>>>> I was going to suggest she get a toilet that flushes the entire
>>>> user, but I understand it would have to be a very big one.
>>>
>>> =====
>>>
>>> Â* Yes.Â* Massive!
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Will poor himself have to shit in the garden?
>
> Ophelia can sit outside.... drinking tea, eating scones.....
> supervising approvingly at himself laying a big fat brown rail.

===

Hmm not sure about that ...

Dr Bruce wrote:

> Ophelia can sit outside.... drinking tea, eating scones.....
> supervising approvingly at himself laying a big fat brown rail.
>
Reminiscent of you in so many ways.

On 22/04/2021 21:29, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>
>> On 22/04/2021 13:27, Janet wrote:
>>> In article >,
>>> says...
>>>>
>>>> On 21/04/2021 19:31, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 21/04/2021 11:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 22:32, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>> S Viemeister wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 20/04/2021 12:52, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Anybody can sustain an injury that makes it
>>>>>>>>>>>> difficult to sit on (or rise up from) a low
>>>>>>>>>>>> toilet.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Of course. And when that happens, you get a tall
>>>>>>>>>>> toilet. Not before.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The trouble is, when it happens, is when you need it.
>>>>>>>>>> It can take ages to arrange to have a new one
>>>>>>>>>> installed. While you are waiting for the new one to
>>>>>>>>>> be available, life can be awkward and painful.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ok, now I've got a whole new thing to worry about:
>>>>>>>>> inability to use my toilet.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> We recently had a new bathroom installed. It just never
>>>>>>>> occurred to us to discuss the height of the toilet!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> +1
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ===
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You too eh? )
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, maybe we're surrounded by hypochondriacs here.
>>>>
>>>> ===
>>>>
>>>> <g>
>>>
>>> Ophelia has had two new knees (the surgery caused longterm health
>>> problems) and suffers from arthritis. She should be well aware of
>>> her personal risk of future mobility problems and adapt her home
>>> accordingly.
>>>
>>> So much for being a "prepper", eh? All talk and no trousers.
>>> Janet UK
>>
>> ======
>>
>> LOL thank you to X for pointing this out)
>>
>> I did indeed have surgery when I was younger, odd how may people do
>> isn't it LOL but guess what, I still stand up straight and don't need
>> any kind of different toilet, so it seems I had very good surgeons
>> and have been very fortunate)
>>
>> I never boasted about it but maybe I should
>>
>> But it seems I am not as ugly as you!! You are still hugely fat and
>> ugly I am told )
>>
>> Make sure your toilet is deep enough to get your head and nastly
>> mouth in LOL
>
> I was going to suggest she get a toilet that flushes the entire user,
> but I understand it would have to be a very big one.

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