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The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?

I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
play the piano?
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On 4/16/2021 4:15 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
>
> I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
> to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
> Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
> play the piano?
>

Why don't you call and inquire?

I'm going to take a wild guess and say he fell off the deck while
tossing out leftovers for the wild critters but that's pure speculation
on my part. I wasn't about to start peppering his wife with questions.

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Sqwertz wrote:

> The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
>
> I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
> to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
> Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
> play the piano?


And all at the same time too!

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On Fri, 16 Apr 2021 15:15:47 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
>
>I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
>to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
>Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
>play the piano?


If he is bruised and battered enough to require a multi day stay in
the hospital, I figure it was a car wreck.
There doesn't seem to be anything else around the house that would
cause that kind of injury. Unless he got up on the roof and I can't
think he wouldn't hire something like that done. An ambulance probably
took him direct to the hospital.
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> On 4/16/2021 4:15 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> > The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
> >
> > I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
> > to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
> > Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
> > play the piano?
> >

> Why don't you call and inquire?
>
> I'm going to take a wild guess and say he fell off the deck while
> tossing out leftovers for the wild critters but that's pure
> speculation on my part. I wasn't about to start peppering his wife
> with questions.
>
> Jill


He was yelling racist obscenities at passers-by and one of them
clobbered him.

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On 4/16/2021 1:51 PM, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 4/16/2021 4:15 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
>>>
>>> I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
>>> to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
>>> Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
>>> play the piano?
>>>

>> Why don't you call and inquire?
>>
>> I'm going to take a wild guess and say he fell off the deck while
>> tossing out leftovers for the wild critters but that's pure
>> speculation on my part. I wasn't about to start peppering his wife
>> with questions.
>>
>> Jill

>
> He was yelling racist obscenities at passers-by and one of them
> clobbered him.


>

No, it was the father of a large breasted young girl that clobbered him.
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On Friday, April 16, 2021 at 3:48:02 PM UTC-5, US Janet wrote:
>
> If he is bruised and battered enough to require a multi day stay in
> the hospital, I figure it was a car wreck.
> There doesn't seem to be anything else around the house that would
> cause that kind of injury. Unless he got up on the roof and I can't
> think he wouldn't hire something like that done. An ambulance probably
> took him direct to the hospital.
> Janet US
>

First thing that came to mind for me was a tumble down the basement
steps.
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Sqwertz wrote:

> The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
>
> I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
> to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
> Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
> play the piano?


When you're short, the ground isn't father but closer. Sheldon can
probably rest his knuckles on the floor when he's standing upright.

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Taxed and Spent wrote:

> On 4/16/2021 1:51 PM, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > jmcquown wrote:
> >
> > > On 4/16/2021 4:15 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > > The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
> > > >
> > > > I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is
> > > > farther to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a
> > > > flatter splat. Will he still be able to make love 4X a day.
> > > > reach the stove, and play the piano?
> > > >
> > > Why don't you call and inquire?
> > >
> > > I'm going to take a wild guess and say he fell off the deck while
> > > tossing out leftovers for the wild critters but that's pure
> > > speculation on my part. I wasn't about to start peppering his
> > > wife with questions.
> > >
> > > Jill

> >
> > He was yelling racist obscenities at passers-by and one of them
> > clobbered him.

>
> >

> No, it was the father of a large breasted young girl that clobbered
> him.


Quite possibly.

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Dr. Bruce wrote:
> Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
>>
>> I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
>> to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
>> Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
>> play the piano?

>
> When you're short, the ground isn't father but closer. Sheldon can
> probably rest his knuckles on the floor when he's standing upright.
>


Do you use knee pads when you sniff asses, master doctor?




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jmcquown wrote:
> On 4/16/2021 4:15 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
>>
>> I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
>> to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
>> Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
>> play the piano?
>>

> Why don't you call and inquire?
>
> I'm going to take a wild guess and say he fell off the deck while
> tossing out leftovers for the wild critters but that's pure
> speculation on my part.* I wasn't about to start peppering his wife
> with questions.
>
> Jill


That sounds plausible to me, but I bet the old mexican gal pushed
his sorry, low down ass off the deck. Good on her.

No jury would convict her if they knew senor Popeye.




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On Fri, 16 Apr 2021 16:28:37 -0400, jmcquown wrote:

> On 4/16/2021 4:15 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
>>
>> I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
>> to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
>> Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
>> play the piano?
>>

> Why don't you call and inquire?


I thought about calling the local hospitals first (I got so far as
looking them up this afternoon) to see if he was still admitted and
maybe he'd answer the bedside phone. But I didn't want lay into him
too bad the first time we spoke if he'd taken a turn for the worse
(I do have SOME scruples).

OTOH, I didn't want to call the house and have his wife answer just
to hear him yelling, "HANG UP! HANG UP!" from the adjacent room.

But there's still time tonight to check hospitals after his wife has
left for visiting hours and Nurse Ratchet with the big boobs has
finished her 8:PM medication rounds.... Maybe after I have a few
spiced rum and cokes.

> I'm going to take a wild guess and say he fell off the deck while
> tossing out leftovers for the wild critters but that's pure speculation
> on my part.


That's where I was going to place my best bet, too.

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On Fri, 16 Apr 2021 14:47:54 -0600, US Janet wrote:

> On Fri, 16 Apr 2021 15:15:47 -0500, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>>The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
>>
>>I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
>>to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
>>Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
>>play the piano?

>
> If he is bruised and battered enough to require a multi day stay in
> the hospital, I figure it was a car wreck.
> There doesn't seem to be anything else around the house that would
> cause that kind of injury. Unless he got up on the roof and I can't
> think he wouldn't hire something like that done. An ambulance probably
> took him direct to the hospital.


Yeah, he's already said he hires a local kid to even clean the
gutters. So that's why I questioned "tumble". But I don't associate
it with a car wreck. That would be an "accident" at the very
modest. OTOH, hew was gushing about his "practically new" 30
year-old Land Cruiser worth $75K...

Fortunately, his last two posts was him laying into Jill about
asparagus, not me laying into him for his POS Land Cruiser (a whole
week earlier) :-)

But its still not like Gregory killing Sheryl or Andy killing Blake.

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On Friday, April 16, 2021 at 6:19:11 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 16 Apr 2021 14:47:54 -0600, US Janet wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 16 Apr 2021 15:15:47 -0500, Sqwertz >
> > wrote:
> >
> >>The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
> >>
> >>I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
> >>to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
> >>Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
> >>play the piano?

> >
> > If he is bruised and battered enough to require a multi day stay in
> > the hospital, I figure it was a car wreck.
> > There doesn't seem to be anything else around the house that would
> > cause that kind of injury. Unless he got up on the roof and I can't
> > think he wouldn't hire something like that done. An ambulance probably
> > took him direct to the hospital.

> Yeah, he's already said he hires a local kid to even clean the
> gutters. So that's why I questioned "tumble". But I don't associate
> it with a car wreck. That would be an "accident" at the very
> modest. OTOH, hew was gushing about his "practically new" 30
> year-old Land Cruiser worth $75K...
>
> Fortunately, his last two posts was him laying into Jill about
> asparagus, not me laying into him for his POS Land Cruiser (a whole
> week earlier) :-)
>
> But its still not like Gregory killing Sheryl or Andy killing Blake.
>



Lol...don't forget I also "killed" Martha Hughes and I'd like to think that I had a part in "croaking" Lil' Wayne Boatwright...

O:-)

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On 2021 Apr 16, , US Janet wrote
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> If he is bruised and battered enough to require a multi day stay in
> the hospital, I figure it was a car wreck.
> There doesn't seem to be anything else around the house that would
> cause that kind of injury. Unless he got up on the roof and I can't
> think he wouldn't hire something like that done. An ambulance probably
> took him direct to the hospital.


About ten years ago, we had an ex-governor do a half gainer with a full twist
off his roof and onto the yard by accident. He didn´t make it.
He was a year less old than I am now. You couldn´t get me on a roof with a
cattle prod.
I hope Sheldon is OK, and I doubt he was on the roof.

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On Saturday, April 17, 2021 at 12:28:01 AM UTC-5, Leo wrote:
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> I hope Sheldon is OK, and I doubt he was on the roof.
>
> leo
>

I can't see him on his roof either.
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On 4/16/2021 4:47 PM, US Janet wrote:
> On Fri, 16 Apr 2021 15:15:47 -0500, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>> The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
>>
>> I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
>> to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
>> Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
>> play the piano?

>
> If he is bruised and battered enough to require a multi day stay in
> the hospital, I figure it was a car wreck.
> There doesn't seem to be anything else around the house that would
> cause that kind of injury. Unless he got up on the roof and I can't
> think he wouldn't hire something like that done. An ambulance probably
> took him direct to the hospital.
> Janet US
>


He's been gone a good while now. Serious injury no matter how it happened.

My old boss (age 83) just fell in his living room one night and hit the
corner of his coffee table. He spent a week in the hospital, then moved
to a facility that provided constant care, then back into the hospital
for a while.

He never did come home again. He died about a month later. Just that quick.



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On 17/04/2021 00:28, GM wrote:
> On Friday, April 16, 2021 at 6:19:11 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Fri, 16 Apr 2021 14:47:54 -0600, US Janet wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 16 Apr 2021 15:15:47 -0500, Sqwertz >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
>>>>
>>>> I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
>>>> to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
>>>> Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
>>>> play the piano?
>>>
>>> If he is bruised and battered enough to require a multi day stay in
>>> the hospital, I figure it was a car wreck.
>>> There doesn't seem to be anything else around the house that would
>>> cause that kind of injury. Unless he got up on the roof and I can't
>>> think he wouldn't hire something like that done. An ambulance probably
>>> took him direct to the hospital.

>> Yeah, he's already said he hires a local kid to even clean the
>> gutters. So that's why I questioned "tumble". But I don't associate
>> it with a car wreck. That would be an "accident" at the very
>> modest. OTOH, hew was gushing about his "practically new" 30
>> year-old Land Cruiser worth $75K...
>>
>> Fortunately, his last two posts was him laying into Jill about
>> asparagus, not me laying into him for his POS Land Cruiser (a whole
>> week earlier) :-)
>>
>> But its still not like Gregory killing Sheryl or Andy killing Blake.
>>

>
>
> Lol...don't forget I also "killed" Martha Hughes and I'd like to think that I had a part in "croaking" Lil' Wayne Boatwright...
>
> O:-)


====

Is Wayne dead???



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On Friday, April 16, 2021 at 6:28:58 PM UTC-5, GM wrote:
> On Friday, April 16, 2021 at 6:19:11 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> > On Fri, 16 Apr 2021 14:47:54 -0600, US Janet wrote:
> >
> > > On Fri, 16 Apr 2021 15:15:47 -0500, Sqwertz >
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > >>The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
> > >>
> > >>I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
> > >>to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
> > >>Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
> > >>play the piano?
> > >
> > > If he is bruised and battered enough to require a multi day stay in
> > > the hospital, I figure it was a car wreck.
> > > There doesn't seem to be anything else around the house that would
> > > cause that kind of injury. Unless he got up on the roof and I can't
> > > think he wouldn't hire something like that done. An ambulance probably
> > > took him direct to the hospital.

> > Yeah, he's already said he hires a local kid to even clean the
> > gutters. So that's why I questioned "tumble". But I don't associate
> > it with a car wreck. That would be an "accident" at the very
> > modest. OTOH, hew was gushing about his "practically new" 30
> > year-old Land Cruiser worth $75K...
> >
> > Fortunately, his last two posts was him laying into Jill about
> > asparagus, not me laying into him for his POS Land Cruiser (a whole
> > week earlier) :-)
> >
> > But its still not like Gregory killing Sheryl or Andy killing Blake.
> >

> Lol...don't forget I also "killed" Martha Hughes and I'd like to think that I had a part in "croaking" Lil' Wayne Boatwright...
>
> O:-)
>

While I certainly suggested to Andy that he should kill himself, I doubt
that was much of a factor (if any), but who knows?
>
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>

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On 2021-04-17 1:27 a.m., Leo wrote:
> On 2021 Apr 16, , US Janet wrote
> (in >):
>
>> If he is bruised and battered enough to require a multi day stay in
>> the hospital, I figure it was a car wreck.
>> There doesn't seem to be anything else around the house that would
>> cause that kind of injury. Unless he got up on the roof and I can't
>> think he wouldn't hire something like that done. An ambulance probably
>> took him direct to the hospital.

>
> About ten years ago, we had an ex-governor do a half gainer with a full twist
> off his roof and onto the yard by accident. He didn´t make it.
> He was a year less old than I am now. You couldn´t get me on a roof with a
> cattle prod.
> I hope Sheldon is OK, and I doubt he was on the roof.
>
>


It was more than 15 years ago that I had a fall off a ladder. I was
cleaning the eaves trough. I was at the front corner where there is an
overhang. I used to climb up the ladder and get in the overhang and
could reach the eaves on the second story from there. I had the ladder
at what I thought was an appropriate angle. I was just about to get into
the overhang when the ladder kicked out. I went down. One leg slipped
between two rungs, and when I hit the ground my other leg landed on the
ladder shoving it back into the shin of the one that was between the rungs.

I was in some serious pain. I thought I had broken my shin bone. I went
to the ER and had to wait about 4 hours. As it turned out, nothing was
broken. I got some pain meds. Shortly after than I bought some good
quality gutter guards so I won't ever again have to climb up there to
clean gutters.


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On 12:16 17 Apr 2021, Dr. Bruce said:
> Pamela wrote:
>> On 00:07 17 Apr 2021, jmcquown said:
>> > On 4/16/2021 4:55 PM, wrote:
>> >> On Friday, April 16, 2021 at 3:48:02 PM UTC-5, US Janet wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> If he is bruised and battered enough to require a multi day stay
>> >>> in the hospital, I figure it was a car wreck.
>> >>> There doesn't seem to be anything else around the house that
>> >>> would cause that kind of injury. Unless he got up on the roof
>> >>> and I can't think he wouldn't hire something like that done. An
>> >>> ambulance probably took him direct to the hospital.
>> >>> Janet US
>> > > >
>> >> First thing that came to mind for me was a tumble down the
>> >> basement steps.
>> >>
>> > Either the basement steps or off the deck. It's rather senseless
>> > to speculate. I wasn't going to subject his wife to a quiz about
>> > it. I simply said I was concerned (yes, she knows all about RFC)
>> > and she volunteered the information he had a bad fall. I'm
>> > confident if it was a car wreck she'd have said so.
>> >
>> > Jill

>>
>> I like Sheldon even if he's got his quirks. Any fall can be serious
>> even if others choose to mock and I wish him well.

>
> He's a sexist, a homophobe and a racist, but otherwise he's a lovely
> guy, just the way RFC likes them.


Denying someone compassion because you dislike their point of view is
unreasonable and illogical.

Who cares if Shedon dislikes people of other genders, sexual preference
or race? I don't. He is perfectly entitled to believe whatever he
wants.

Even a convicted murderer who injures himself needs assistance.
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On 4/17/2021 7:20 AM, Pamela wrote:
> On 12:16 17 Apr 2021, Dr. Bruce said:
>> Pamela wrote:
>>> On 00:07 17 Apr 2021, jmcquown said:
>>>> On 4/16/2021 4:55 PM, wrote:
>>>>> On Friday, April 16, 2021 at 3:48:02 PM UTC-5, US Janet wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If he is bruised and battered enough to require a multi day stay
>>>>>> in the hospital, I figure it was a car wreck.
>>>>>> There doesn't seem to be anything else around the house that
>>>>>> would cause that kind of injury. Unless he got up on the roof
>>>>>> and I can't think he wouldn't hire something like that done. An
>>>>>> ambulance probably took him direct to the hospital.
>>>>>> Janet US
>>>>>>
>>>>> First thing that came to mind for me was a tumble down the
>>>>> basement steps.
>>>>>
>>>> Either the basement steps or off the deck. It's rather senseless
>>>> to speculate. I wasn't going to subject his wife to a quiz about
>>>> it. I simply said I was concerned (yes, she knows all about RFC)
>>>> and she volunteered the information he had a bad fall. I'm
>>>> confident if it was a car wreck she'd have said so.
>>>>
>>>> Jill
>>>
>>> I like Sheldon even if he's got his quirks. Any fall can be serious
>>> even if others choose to mock and I wish him well.

>>
>> He's a sexist, a homophobe and a racist, but otherwise he's a lovely
>> guy, just the way RFC likes them.

>
> Denying someone compassion because you dislike their point of view is
> unreasonable and illogical.
>
> Who cares if Shedon dislikes people of other genders, sexual preference
> or race? I don't. He is perfectly entitled to believe whatever he
> wants.
>
> Even a convicted murderer who injures himself needs assistance.
>



You are behind the times. Convicted murderers: yes. Anybody who
doesn't toe the line with what "they" decide is the correct thinking de
ju not so much.
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On Friday, April 16, 2021 at 5:54:03 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 16 Apr 2021 16:28:37 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>
> > On 4/16/2021 4:15 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> >> The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
> >>
> >> I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
> >> to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
> >> Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
> >> play the piano?
> >>

> > Why don't you call and inquire?

> I thought about calling the local hospitals first (I got so far as
> looking them up this afternoon) to see if he was still admitted and
> maybe he'd answer the bedside phone. But I didn't want lay into him
> too bad the first time we spoke if he'd taken a turn for the worse
> (I do have SOME scruples).
>
> OTOH, I didn't want to call the house and have his wife answer just
> to hear him yelling, "HANG UP! HANG UP!" from the adjacent room.
>
> But there's still time tonight to check hospitals after his wife has
> left for visiting hours and Nurse Ratchet with the big boobs has
> finished her 8:PM medication rounds.... Maybe after I have a few
> spiced rum and cokes.
> > I'm going to take a wild guess and say he fell off the deck while
> > tossing out leftovers for the wild critters but that's pure speculation
> > on my part.

> That's where I was going to place my best bet, too.
>



Steve is pining like a tween school girl, it seems that Sheldon *lives* in Steve's - or should we call him 'Stephanie', lol!!!??? - *head*...!!!

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On Saturday, April 17, 2021 at 9:55:18 AM UTC-5, GM wrote:
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> a tween school girl
>

Phrases like that are going to get the Ped Nurse all worked up.
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On 4/17/2021 10:03 AM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2021-04-17 1:27 a.m., Leo wrote:
>> About ten years ago, we had an ex-governor do a half gainer with a
>> full twist
>> off his roof and onto the yard by accident. He didn´t make it.
>> He was a year less old than I am now. You couldn´t get me on a roof
>> with a
>> cattle prod.
>> I hope Sheldon is OK, and I doubt he was on the roof.
>>
>>

>
> It was more than 15 years ago that I had a fall off a ladder. I was
> cleaning the eaves trough. I was at the front corner where there is an
> overhang. I used to climb up the ladder and get in the overhang and
> could reach the eaves on the second story from there.Â* I had the ladder
> at what I thought was an appropriate angle. I was just about to get into
> the overhang when the ladder kicked out. I went down. One leg slipped
> between two rungs, and when I hit the ground my other leg landed on the
> ladder shoving it back into the shin of the one that was between the rungs.
>
> I was in some serious pain. I thought I had broken my shin bone. I went
> to the ER and had to wait about 4 hours. As it turned out, nothing was
> broken. I got some pain meds.Â* Shortly after than I bought some good
> quality gutter guards so I won't ever again have to climb up there to
> clean gutters.


I pay someone to clean the gutters. You won't find me climbing a ladder
for anything. Vertigo.

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On 2021-04-17 9:59 a.m., jmcquown wrote:
> On 4/17/2021 10:03 AM, Dave Smith wrote:
>> On 2021-04-17 1:27 a.m., Leo wrote:
>>> About ten years ago, we had an ex-governor do a half gainer with a
>>> full twist
>>> off his roof and onto the yard by accident. He didn´t make it.
>>> He was a year less old than I am now. You couldn´t get me on a roof
>>> with a
>>> cattle prod.
>>> I hope Sheldon is OK, and I doubt he was on the roof.
>>>
>>>

>>
>> It was more than 15 years ago that I had a fall off a ladder. I was
>> cleaning the eaves trough. I was at the front corner where there is an
>> overhang. I used to climb up the ladder and get in the overhang and
>> could reach the eaves on the second story from there.Â* I had the
>> ladder at what I thought was an appropriate angle. I was just about to
>> get into the overhang when the ladder kicked out. I went down. One leg
>> slipped between two rungs, and when I hit the ground my other leg
>> landed on the ladder shoving it back into the shin of the one that was
>> between the rungs.
>>
>> I was in some serious pain. I thought I had broken my shin bone. I
>> went to the ER and had to wait about 4 hours. As it turned out,
>> nothing was broken. I got some pain meds.Â* Shortly after than I bought
>> some good quality gutter guards so I won't ever again have to climb up
>> there to clean gutters.

>
> I pay someone to clean the gutters.Â* You won't find me climbing a ladder
> for anything.Â* Vertigo.
>
> Jill

With age one's sense of balance deteriorates and whereas I used to feel
OK walking over the roof to clean gutters etc., I now pay someone to do
it. It's usually the window cleaner and, ironically, he's in his 70s.
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On 4/17/2021 11:00 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Saturday, April 17, 2021 at 9:55:18 AM UTC-5, GM wrote:
>>
>> a tween school girl
>>

> Phrases like that are going to get the Ped Nurse all worked up.
>>

The same nurse dude that you go naked with in a canoe?

Face it, you're both demented wankstains.
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On Saturday, April 17, 2021 at 11:03:14 AM UTC-5, Graham wrote:
> On 2021-04-17 9:59 a.m., jmcquown wrote:
> > On 4/17/2021 10:03 AM, Dave Smith wrote:
> >> On 2021-04-17 1:27 a.m., Leo wrote:
> >>> About ten years ago, we had an ex-governor do a half gainer with a
> >>> full twist
> >>> off his roof and onto the yard by accident. He didn´t make it.
> >>> He was a year less old than I am now. You couldn´t get me on a roof
> >>> with a
> >>> cattle prod.
> >>> I hope Sheldon is OK, and I doubt he was on the roof.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >> It was more than 15 years ago that I had a fall off a ladder. I was
> >> cleaning the eaves trough. I was at the front corner where there is an
> >> overhang. I used to climb up the ladder and get in the overhang and
> >> could reach the eaves on the second story from there. I had the
> >> ladder at what I thought was an appropriate angle. I was just about to
> >> get into the overhang when the ladder kicked out. I went down. One leg
> >> slipped between two rungs, and when I hit the ground my other leg
> >> landed on the ladder shoving it back into the shin of the one that was
> >> between the rungs.
> >>
> >> I was in some serious pain. I thought I had broken my shin bone. I
> >> went to the ER and had to wait about 4 hours. As it turned out,
> >> nothing was broken. I got some pain meds. Shortly after than I bought
> >> some good quality gutter guards so I won't ever again have to climb up
> >> there to clean gutters.

> >
> > I pay someone to clean the gutters. You won't find me climbing a ladder
> > for anything. Vertigo.
> >
> > Jill

> With age one's sense of balance deteriorates and whereas I used to feel
> OK walking over the roof to clean gutters etc., I now pay someone to do
> it. It's usually the window cleaner and, ironically, he's in his 70s.



You are a bourgeois fat cat capitalist exploiter, Graham...!!!

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On 4/17/2021 12:03 PM, Graham wrote:
> On 2021-04-17 9:59 a.m., jmcquown wrote:
>> On 4/17/2021 10:03 AM, Dave Smith wrote:
>>> On 2021-04-17 1:27 a.m., Leo wrote:
>>>> About ten years ago, we had an ex-governor do a half gainer with a
>>>> full twist
>>>> off his roof and onto the yard by accident. He didn´t make it.
>>>> He was a year less old than I am now. You couldn´t get me on a roof
>>>> with a
>>>> cattle prod.
>>>> I hope Sheldon is OK, and I doubt he was on the roof.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> It was more than 15 years ago that I had a fall off a ladder. I was
>>> cleaning the eaves trough. I was at the front corner where there is
>>> an overhang. I used to climb up the ladder and get in the overhang
>>> and could reach the eaves on the second story from there.Â* I had the
>>> ladder at what I thought was an appropriate angle. I was just about
>>> to get into the overhang when the ladder kicked out. I went down. One
>>> leg slipped between two rungs, and when I hit the ground my other leg
>>> landed on the ladder shoving it back into the shin of the one that
>>> was between the rungs.
>>>
>>> I was in some serious pain. I thought I had broken my shin bone. I
>>> went to the ER and had to wait about 4 hours. As it turned out,
>>> nothing was broken. I got some pain meds.Â* Shortly after than I
>>> bought some good quality gutter guards so I won't ever again have to
>>> climb up there to clean gutters.

>>
>> I pay someone to clean the gutters.Â* You won't find me climbing a
>> ladder for anything.Â* Vertigo.
>>
>> Jill

> With age one's sense of balance deteriorates and whereas I used to feel
> OK walking over the roof to clean gutters etc., I now pay someone to do
> it. It's usually the window cleaner and, ironically, he's in his 70s.


Some people are better at it than others. I would never climb onto a
roof. I experience vertigo if I have to look UP to clean something.
Like the ceiling fans in the house. I have an extension wand duster but
I have a hard time with balance if I have to look up while doing so.

The person I hire to do yard work cleans the gutters for me when I ask
him to. He mostly uses a leaf blower. He's younger than I am (yet has
grandchildren).

As far as cleaning the glass patio doors and such, they're a bit taller
than I am. I have an extension wand with Windex cleaning pads and a
hose for rinsing. For the really high windows which are for nothing but
show in the living room, I don't bother washing them at all. The rain
takes care of getting rid of the pollen and such. It's not as if I
spend a great deal of time looking at windows that are 25 feet up and
worrying about whether or not they are sparkling clean.

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On 4/17/2021 8:31 AM, Ophelia wrote:
> On 17/04/2021 00:28, GM wrote:
>> Lol...don't forget I also "killed" Martha Hughes and I'd like to think
>> that I had a part in "croaking" Lil' Wayne Boatwright...
>>
>> O:-)

>
> ====
>
> Â*Is Wayne dead???
>

Wayne left the group and I cannot say whether or not he's dead. I did
try to email him asking if he was okay a few months after his last post.
It didn't bounce back as undeliverable but I also didn't get a reply.

I think it's shameful of people like GM to be proud of "killing"
(running off) anyone. Same as it is stupid for him to say everyone
forges posts and nymshifts. Typical troll.

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On 4/17/2021 8:36 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> While I certainly suggested to Andy that he should kill himself, I doubt
> that was much of a factor (if any), but who knows?
>
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Why the hell would you or anyone else suggest that to a person? You
sound almost proud of yourself. Wishing people dead is like something a
child would do when they don't get their way at the moment.

I honestly have never wished someone would die and certainly never
thought, much less suggested online, they should kill themselves.
That's twisted.

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On Saturday, April 17, 2021 at 12:31:03 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> On 4/17/2021 8:31 AM, Ophelia wrote:
> > On 17/04/2021 00:28, GM wrote:
> >> Lol...don't forget I also "killed" Martha Hughes and I'd like to think
> >> that I had a part in "croaking" Lil' Wayne Boatwright...
> >>
> >> O:-)

> >
> > ====
> >
> > Is Wayne dead???
> >

> Wayne left the group and I cannot say whether or not he's dead. I did
> try to email him asking if he was okay a few months after his last post.
> It didn't bounce back as undeliverable but I also didn't get a reply.
>
> I think it's shameful of people like GM to be proud of "killing"
> (running off) anyone. Same as it is stupid for him to say everyone
> forges posts and nymshifts. Typical troll.
>


I'd like to thank Princess Jill publicly right here in this froup for her sterling endorsement of me, lol...

As for Lil' Wayne, maybe she had a stroke or something when she reached down, scrambling to retrieve her purse that she'd dropped...

Or maybe she had a seizure during one of her frantic pillow - biting "episodes"...

Or perhaps the parents in her nabe finally tarred and feathered her boy - diddling arse and ran her outta town...

<chuckle>

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On Saturday, April 17, 2021 at 12:42:57 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> On 4/17/2021 8:36 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > While I certainly suggested to Andy that he should kill himself, I doubt
> > that was much of a factor (if any), but who knows?
> >
> > --Bryan
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> Why the hell would you or anyone else suggest that to a person? You
> sound almost proud of yourself. Wishing people dead is like something a
> child would do when they don't get their way at the moment.
>
> I honestly have never wished someone would die and certainly never
> thought, much less suggested online, they should kill themselves.
> That's twisted.
>
> Jill




Careful there, m'dear... the third leg of that pedestal upon which you've hoisted yourself is showing signs of *extreme* structural fatigue...

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