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Leo wrote:
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> > Who's Dorothy Parker? I ain't not no American.

> Her definition of eternity was two people and a ham.



Another Parker witticism:

"Roosters seldom make passes at chicks who wear glasses..."

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She must have been a great thinker.

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Dr. Bruce wrote:
> Leo wrote:
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>> On 2021 Apr 29, , Dr. Bruce wrote
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>>> Who's Dorothy Parker? I ain't not no American.

>>
>> Her definition of eternity was two people and a ham.

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> She must have been a great thinker.
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Or a great sniffer.


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On 2021-04-30 4:54 p.m., Leo wrote:
> On 2021 Apr 29, , Dr. Bruce wrote
> (in article >):
>
>> Who's Dorothy Parker? I ain't not no American.

>
> Her definition of eternity was two people and a ham.
>
>

She named her pet budgie "Onan" because he spilled his seed on the ground:-)

Also "Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses!"
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Graham wrote:
> On 2021-04-30 4:54 p.m., Leo wrote:
> > On 2021 Apr 29, , Dr. Bruce wrote
> > (in article >):
> >
> >> Who's Dorothy Parker? I ain't not no American.

> >
> > Her definition of eternity was two people and a ham.
> >
> >

> She named her pet budgie "Onan" because he spilled his seed on the ground:-)



Oy, a masturbating parakeet...!!!


> Also "Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses!"



"The spirit of envy can destroy; it can never build..."
- Margaret Thatcher

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On 2021 Apr 30, , Graham wrote
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> On 2021-04-30 4:54 p.m., Leo wrote:
> > On 2021 Apr 29, , Dr. Bruce wrote
> > (in article >):
> >
> > > Who's Dorothy Parker? I ain't not no American.

> >
> > Her definition of eternity was two people and a ham.

> She named her pet budgie "Onan" because he spilled his seed on the ground:-)
>
> Also "Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses!"



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On 2021 Apr 30, , Graham wrote
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> She named her pet budgie "Onan" because he spilled his seed on the ground:-)
>
> Also "Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses!"


"You can lead a horticulture, but you can´t make her
think."

To help Bruce along, that came from the expression, "You can lead a horse
to water, but you can´t make it drink."


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