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After I posted this on the Swedish version of Coffee Machine Cuisine
people got very upset. Some of the things they called me was idiot,
cannibal (?) and they even said that Im the reason for the low status
that cats got in this society. I dont get why people are so upset?!
Its no worse than eating a cow, pig or a chicken if you ask me. And
hunting must be the most humane way to kill animals for food.

It all took place on a warm and sunny day when me and Dan were out at
our cabin with all of our cats. Since we got so many cats I figured that
I could shoot one of them so I released them into the woods and began
the hunt. First I thought that the fat one, Gucci, would be an easy shot
but she managed to escape surprisingly quickly. It was the sun that
eventually was Iggys downfall. She is quite photophobic you see so she
could hardly see where she was going. And BAM, easy shot for me.cooking
with your coffee maker

Time 5 hours

Ingredients

1 cat
½ red onion
1 pimiento
1 clove of garlic
2 ½ dl coconut milk
2 ½ dl cream
2 tbsp meat extract
Juice of lime
Ginger
Butter

Instructions

Skin, fillet and chop the kitty cat. Start your coffee maker, grease the
heater and place the pieces of your cat onto it. Fry it until they are
cooked throughly and tender, it will take about an hour (it depends on
what cut of meat youre using and how fresh it is). Remove the meat and
wipe the heater.

Chop all of the remaining ingredients that shall be chopped. Put a
dollop of butter into the carafe, let it melt and then put the onion and
the garlic in the carafe and fry it for about half an hour. Season with
ginger. Add coconut milk, cream and meat extract and let it cook for two
hours €“ it should get really warm. After that add the cat meat and wait
a bit longer. Finally add pimiento pieces, lime juice and season
generously with freshly ground black pepper and just a little salt. Turn
off your coffee maker.

The best way to serve this delicious cat stew is accompanied by a glass
of a tasty red wine and freshly baked bread.

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Judith Latham wrote:

> After I posted this on the Swedish version of Coffee Machine Cuisine
> people got very upset. Some of the things they called me was idiot,
> cannibal (?) and they even said that Im the reason for the low
> status that cats got in this society. I dont get why people are so
> upset?! Its no worse than eating a cow, pig or a chicken if you ask
> me. And hunting must be the most humane way to kill animals for food.
>
> It all took place on a warm and sunny day when me and Dan were out at
> our cabin with all of our cats. Since we got so many cats I figured
> that I could shoot one of them so I released them into the woods and
> began the hunt. First I thought that the fat one, Gucci, would be an
> easy shot but she managed to escape surprisingly quickly. It was the
> sun that eventually was Iggys downfall. She is quite photophobic you
> see so she could hardly see where she was going. And BAM, easy shot
> for me.cooking with your coffee maker
>
> Time 5 hours
>
> Ingredients
>
> 1 cat
> ½ red onion
> 1 pimiento
> 1 clove of garlic
> 2 ½ dl coconut milk
> 2 ½ dl cream
> 2 tbsp meat extract
> Juice of lime
> Ginger
> Butter
>
> Instructions
>
> Skin, fillet and chop the kitty cat. Start your coffee maker, grease
> the heater and place the pieces of your cat onto it. Fry it until
> they are cooked throughly and tender, it will take about an hour (it
> depends on what cut of meat youre using and how fresh it is). Remove
> the meat and wipe the heater.
>
> Chop all of the remaining ingredients that shall be chopped. Put a
> dollop of butter into the carafe, let it melt and then put the onion
> and the garlic in the carafe and fry it for about half an hour.
> Season with ginger. Add coconut milk, cream and meat extract and let
> it cook for two hours €“ it should get really warm. After that add the
> cat meat and wait a bit longer. Finally add pimiento pieces, lime
> juice and season generously with freshly ground black pepper and just
> a little salt. Turn off your coffee maker.
>
> The best way to serve this delicious cat stew is accompanied by a
> glass of a tasty red wine and freshly baked bread.


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On Friday, May 7, 2021 at 4:44:41 PM UTC-4, Joie McDonalds wrote:
> Judith Latham wrote:
>
> > After I posted this on the Swedish version of Coffee Machine Cuisine
> > people got very upset. Some of the things they called me was idiot,
> > cannibal (?) and they even said that Im the reason for the low
> > status that cats got in this society. I dont get why people are so
> > upset?! Its no worse than eating a cow, pig or a chicken if you ask
> > me. And hunting must be the most humane way to kill animals for food.
> >
> > It all took place on a warm and sunny day when me and Dan were out at
> > our cabin with all of our cats. Since we got so many cats I figured
> > that I could shoot one of them so I released them into the woods and
> > began the hunt. First I thought that the fat one, Gucci, would be an
> > easy shot but she managed to escape surprisingly quickly. It was the
> > sun that eventually was Iggys downfall. She is quite photophobic you
> > see so she could hardly see where she was going. And BAM, easy shot
> > for me.cooking with your coffee maker
> >
> > Time 5 hours
> >
> > Ingredients
> >
> > 1 cat
> > ½ red onion
> > 1 pimiento
> > 1 clove of garlic
> > 2 ½ dl coconut milk
> > 2 ½ dl cream
> > 2 tbsp meat extract
> > Juice of lime
> > Ginger
> > Butter
> >
> > Instructions
> >
> > Skin, fillet and chop the kitty cat. Start your coffee maker, grease
> > the heater and place the pieces of your cat onto it. Fry it until
> > they are cooked throughly and tender, it will take about an hour (it
> > depends on what cut of meat youre using and how fresh it is). Remove
> > the meat and wipe the heater.
> >
> > Chop all of the remaining ingredients that shall be chopped. Put a
> > dollop of butter into the carafe, let it melt and then put the onion
> > and the garlic in the carafe and fry it for about half an hour.
> > Season with ginger. Add coconut milk, cream and meat extract and let
> > it cook for two hours €“ it should get really warm. After that add the
> > cat meat and wait a bit longer. Finally add pimiento pieces, lime
> > juice and season generously with freshly ground black pepper and just
> > a little salt. Turn off your coffee maker.
> >
> > The best way to serve this delicious cat stew is accompanied by a
> > glass of a tasty red wine and freshly baked bread.

>

Ask Sheldon. He eats it all the time.
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Thomas wrote:
> On Friday, May 7, 2021 at 4:44:41 PM UTC-4, Joie McDonalds wrote:
>> Judith Latham wrote:
>>
>>> After I posted this on the Swedish version of Coffee Machine Cuisine
>>> people got very upset. Some of the things they called me was idiot,
>>> cannibal (?) and they even said that Im the reason for the low
>>> status that cats got in this society. I dont get why people are so
>>> upset?! Its no worse than eating a cow, pig or a chicken if you ask
>>> me. And hunting must be the most humane way to kill animals for food.
>>>
>>> It all took place on a warm and sunny day when me and Dan were out at
>>> our cabin with all of our cats. Since we got so many cats I figured
>>> that I could shoot one of them so I released them into the woods and
>>> began the hunt. First I thought that the fat one, Gucci, would be an
>>> easy shot but she managed to escape surprisingly quickly. It was the
>>> sun that eventually was Iggys downfall. She is quite photophobic you
>>> see so she could hardly see where she was going. And BAM, easy shot
>>> for me.cooking with your coffee maker
>>>
>>> Time 5 hours
>>>
>>> Ingredients
>>>
>>> 1 cat
>>> ½ red onion
>>> 1 pimiento
>>> 1 clove of garlic
>>> 2 ½ dl coconut milk
>>> 2 ½ dl cream
>>> 2 tbsp meat extract
>>> Juice of lime
>>> Ginger
>>> Butter
>>>
>>> Instructions
>>>
>>> Skin, fillet and chop the kitty cat. Start your coffee maker, grease
>>> the heater and place the pieces of your cat onto it. Fry it until
>>> they are cooked throughly and tender, it will take about an hour (it
>>> depends on what cut of meat youre using and how fresh it is). Remove
>>> the meat and wipe the heater.
>>>
>>> Chop all of the remaining ingredients that shall be chopped. Put a
>>> dollop of butter into the carafe, let it melt and then put the onion
>>> and the garlic in the carafe and fry it for about half an hour.
>>> Season with ginger. Add coconut milk, cream and meat extract and let
>>> it cook for two hours €“ it should get really warm. After that add the
>>> cat meat and wait a bit longer. Finally add pimiento pieces, lime
>>> juice and season generously with freshly ground black pepper and just
>>> a little salt. Turn off your coffee maker.
>>>
>>> The best way to serve this delicious cat stew is accompanied by a
>>> glass of a tasty red wine and freshly baked bread.

>>

> Ask Sheldon. He eats it all the time.
>


Yes, The golden coin restaurant starts the prep for this dish when
they see Popeye's ancient car pull up.




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