>Thanksgiving 2004 Early Morning TV News
>
>A turkey was given a breast check last evening and was promptly rushed
>in for breast removal early this morning. Apparently this was a
>serious condition because the operation was performed in the kitchen
>of James and Melissa Simons rather than using a hospital emergency
>room. The turkey is in critical condition.
>
>We'll be back after this commercial announcement...........

For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast cancer, this is
really not funny at all, you idiot.

>Thanksgiving 2004 Early Morning TV News
>
>A turkey was given a breast check last evening and was promptly rushed
>in for breast removal early this morning. Apparently this was a
>serious condition because the operation was performed in the kitchen
>of James and Melissa Simons rather than using a hospital emergency
>room. The turkey is in critical condition.
>
>We'll be back after this commercial announcement...........

For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast cancer, this is
really not funny at all, you idiot.

>For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast cancer, this
>is
>really not funny at all, you idiot.
>

Lighten up. I've had breast cancer and it didn't bother me.
Pat

>For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast cancer, this
>is
>really not funny at all, you idiot.
>

Lighten up. I've had breast cancer and it didn't bother me.
Pat

Mama2EandJ replied:

> >Thanksgiving 2004 Early Morning TV News
>>
>>A turkey was given a breast check last evening and was promptly rushed
>>in for breast removal early this morning. Apparently this was a
>>serious condition because the operation was performed in the kitchen
>>of James and Melissa Simons rather than using a hospital emergency
>>room. The turkey is in critical condition.
>>
>>We'll be back after this commercial announcement...........
>
> For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast cancer,
> this is really not funny at all, you idiot.


What's even more offensive is some politically-correct Nazi attempting to
police Usenet and dictate what is and is not humorous, you bagbiter.

FWIW, I didn't find the OP *sidesplittingly* funny, more like Saturday Night
Live funny, but your post was just cranio-colonic.

Bob

Mama2EandJ replied:

> >Thanksgiving 2004 Early Morning TV News
>>
>>A turkey was given a breast check last evening and was promptly rushed
>>in for breast removal early this morning. Apparently this was a
>>serious condition because the operation was performed in the kitchen
>>of James and Melissa Simons rather than using a hospital emergency
>>room. The turkey is in critical condition.
>>
>>We'll be back after this commercial announcement...........
>
> For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast cancer,
> this is really not funny at all, you idiot.


What's even more offensive is some politically-correct Nazi attempting to
police Usenet and dictate what is and is not humorous, you bagbiter.

FWIW, I didn't find the OP *sidesplittingly* funny, more like Saturday Night
Live funny, but your post was just cranio-colonic.

Bob

>Graphic Queen writes:
>
>>(Patscga) wrote:
>>>
>>>For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast cancer, this
>>>is really not funny at all, you idiot.
>>>
>>
>>Lighten up. I've had breast cancer and it didn't bother me.
>>Pat
>
>I thought it was funny and I had cervical cancer, stage 3. She needs
>to lighten up and stop trying to be a net Nazi.

No one is immune from illness, not even the wealthy... everyone gets sick with
a horrific illness or someone close to them does. But the OP did not point to
anyone in particular and so it's a good idea to always remember that laughter
truly is the best medicine... I'd much rather I was ill folks kept me in good
humor than pity. I for one really detest those who demand pity for their
illness... the truth be known the world doesn't need those.


---= BOYCOTT FRANCE (belgium) GERMANY--SPAIN =---
---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
*********
"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
Sheldon
````````````

>Graphic Queen writes:
>
>>(Patscga) wrote:
>>>
>>>For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast cancer, this
>>>is really not funny at all, you idiot.
>>>
>>
>>Lighten up. I've had breast cancer and it didn't bother me.
>>Pat
>
>I thought it was funny and I had cervical cancer, stage 3. She needs
>to lighten up and stop trying to be a net Nazi.

No one is immune from illness, not even the wealthy... everyone gets sick with
a horrific illness or someone close to them does. But the OP did not point to
anyone in particular and so it's a good idea to always remember that laughter
truly is the best medicine... I'd much rather I was ill folks kept me in good
humor than pity. I for one really detest those who demand pity for their
illness... the truth be known the world doesn't need those.


---= BOYCOTT FRANCE (belgium) GERMANY--SPAIN =---
---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
*********
"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
Sheldon
````````````

>Graphic Queen writes:
>
>>(Patscga) wrote:
>>>
>>>For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast cancer, this
>>>is really not funny at all, you idiot.
>>>
>>
>>Lighten up. I've had breast cancer and it didn't bother me.
>>Pat
>
>I thought it was funny and I had cervical cancer, stage 3. She needs
>to lighten up and stop trying to be a net Nazi.

No one is immune from illness, not even the wealthy... everyone gets sick with
a horrific illness or someone close to them does. But the OP did not point to
anyone in particular and so it's a good idea to always remember that laughter
truly is the best medicine... I'd much rather I was ill folks kept me in good
humor than pity. I for one really detest those who demand pity for their
illness... the truth be known the world doesn't need those.


---= BOYCOTT FRANCE (belgium) GERMANY--SPAIN =---
---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
*********
"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
Sheldon
````````````

PENMART01 wrote:
>
> No one is immune from illness, not even the wealthy... everyone gets sick with
> a horrific illness or someone close to them does. But the OP did not point to
> anyone in particular and so it's a good idea to always remember that laughter
> truly is the best medicine... I'd much rather I was ill folks kept me in good
> humor than pity. I for one really detest those who demand pity for their
> illness... the truth be known the world doesn't need those.
>

Dearest Sheldon,
If you are ever gravely ill, I promise to remain cheerful. HTH ;-)

Bob

PENMART01 wrote:
>
> No one is immune from illness, not even the wealthy... everyone gets sick with
> a horrific illness or someone close to them does. But the OP did not point to
> anyone in particular and so it's a good idea to always remember that laughter
> truly is the best medicine... I'd much rather I was ill folks kept me in good
> humor than pity. I for one really detest those who demand pity for their
> illness... the truth be known the world doesn't need those.
>

Dearest Sheldon,
If you are ever gravely ill, I promise to remain cheerful. HTH ;-)

Bob

>zxcvbob writes:
>
>PENMART01 wrote:
>>
>> No one is immune from illness, not even the wealthy... everyone gets sick
>with
>> a horrific illness or someone close to them does. But the OP did not point
>to
>> anyone in particular and so it's a good idea to always remember that
>laughter
>> truly is the best medicine... I'd much rather I was ill folks kept me in
>good
>> humor than pity. I for one really detest those who demand pity for their
>> illness... the truth be known the world doesn't need those.
>>
>
>Dearest Sheldon,
>If you are ever gravely ill, I promise to remain cheerful. HTH ;-)

I would hope so... your feeling sadly would contribute nothing positive to
either of us.


---= BOYCOTT FRANCE (belgium) GERMANY--SPAIN =---
---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
*********
"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
Sheldon
````````````

PENMART01 wrote:
>> Graphic Queen writes:
>>
>>> (Patscga) wrote:
>>>>
>>>> For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast
>>>> cancer, this is really not funny at all, you idiot.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Lighten up. I've had breast cancer and it didn't bother me.
>>> Pat
>>
>> I thought it was funny and I had cervical cancer, stage 3. She needs
>> to lighten up and stop trying to be a net Nazi.
>
> No one is immune from illness, not even the wealthy... everyone gets
> sick with a horrific illness or someone close to them does. But the
> OP did not point to anyone in particular and so it's a good idea to
> always remember that laughter truly is the best medicine... I'd much
> rather I was ill folks kept me in good humor than pity. I for one
> really detest those who demand pity for their illness... the truth be
> known the world doesn't need those.
>
>
> ---= BOYCOTT FRANCE (belgium) GERMANY--SPAIN =---
> ---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
> *********
> "Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
> Sheldon
> ````````````

IIRC, you were gravely ill a couple of years ago. We (that is to say the
alleged 'cabal') posted a bunch of Fercocktah recipes on your behalf. You
miraculously recovered. There is power in Fercocktah, after all!

Jill

PENMART01 wrote:
>> Graphic Queen writes:
>>
>>> (Patscga) wrote:
>>>>
>>>> For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast
>>>> cancer, this is really not funny at all, you idiot.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Lighten up. I've had breast cancer and it didn't bother me.
>>> Pat
>>
>> I thought it was funny and I had cervical cancer, stage 3. She needs
>> to lighten up and stop trying to be a net Nazi.
>
> No one is immune from illness, not even the wealthy... everyone gets
> sick with a horrific illness or someone close to them does. But the
> OP did not point to anyone in particular and so it's a good idea to
> always remember that laughter truly is the best medicine... I'd much
> rather I was ill folks kept me in good humor than pity. I for one
> really detest those who demand pity for their illness... the truth be
> known the world doesn't need those.
>
>
> ---= BOYCOTT FRANCE (belgium) GERMANY--SPAIN =---
> ---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
> *********
> "Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
> Sheldon
> ````````````

IIRC, you were gravely ill a couple of years ago. We (that is to say the
alleged 'cabal') posted a bunch of Fercocktah recipes on your behalf. You
miraculously recovered. There is power in Fercocktah, after all!

Jill

jmcquown wrote:

> IIRC, you were gravely ill a couple of years ago. We (that is to say the
> alleged 'cabal') posted a bunch of Fercocktah recipes on your behalf. You
> miraculously recovered. There is power in Fercocktah, after all!
>
> Jill

LOL, now that is funny!
Goomba

jmcquown wrote:

> IIRC, you were gravely ill a couple of years ago. We (that is to say the
> alleged 'cabal') posted a bunch of Fercocktah recipes on your behalf. You
> miraculously recovered. There is power in Fercocktah, after all!
>
> Jill

LOL, now that is funny!
Goomba

(Patscga) wrote in message >...
> >For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast cancer, this
> >is
> >really not funny at all, you idiot.
> >
>
> Lighten up. I've had breast cancer and it didn't bother me.
> Pat

Maybe she has, not had, breast cancer and is going through a tough
time and the joke hit her wrong.

I'd just like to say to her if she's reading that I hope she's ok and
has many more Thanksgivings ahead.

Karen

(Patscga) wrote in message >...
> >For those of us who have had breast cancer or a scare of breast cancer, this
> >is
> >really not funny at all, you idiot.
> >
>
> Lighten up. I've had breast cancer and it didn't bother me.
> Pat

Maybe she has, not had, breast cancer and is going through a tough
time and the joke hit her wrong.

I'd just like to say to her if she's reading that I hope she's ok and
has many more Thanksgivings ahead.

Karen

>What's even more offensive is some politically-correct Nazi attempting to
>police Usenet and dictate what is and is not humorous, you bagbiter.
>
----------------
This is one of the funniest controversies ever.. One person complains, the next
person (also acting like a "politically-correct Nazi") complains that the
first person is "acting like a "politically-correct Nazi" by complaining. Back
and forth.
Look in the mirror. Laugh, and stop dictating to each other.

>What's even more offensive is some politically-correct Nazi attempting to
>police Usenet and dictate what is and is not humorous, you bagbiter.
>
----------------
This is one of the funniest controversies ever.. One person complains, the next
person (also acting like a "politically-correct Nazi") complains that the
first person is "acting like a "politically-correct Nazi" by complaining. Back
and forth.
Look in the mirror. Laugh, and stop dictating to each other.

AOL'ed:

>>What's even more offensive is some politically-correct Nazi attempting to
>>police Usenet and dictate what is and is not humorous, you bagbiter.
>>
> ----------------
> This is one of the funniest controversies ever.. One person complains, the
> next person (also acting like a "politically-correct Nazi") complains
> that the first person is "acting like a "politically-correct Nazi" by
> complaining. Back and forth.
> Look in the mirror. Laugh, and stop dictating to each other.

If you heard a loud "whooshing" sound, that was the sarcasm going right over
your head.

Bob
"I wish to register a complaint."

AOL'ed:

>>What's even more offensive is some politically-correct Nazi attempting to
>>police Usenet and dictate what is and is not humorous, you bagbiter.
>>
> ----------------
> This is one of the funniest controversies ever.. One person complains, the
> next person (also acting like a "politically-correct Nazi") complains
> that the first person is "acting like a "politically-correct Nazi" by
> complaining. Back and forth.
> Look in the mirror. Laugh, and stop dictating to each other.

If you heard a loud "whooshing" sound, that was the sarcasm going right over
your head.

Bob
"I wish to register a complaint."