You might be a "redneck" if you had to decide which pet to eat for Thanksgiving
dinner.
You might be a "redneck" if your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
You might be a "redneck" if the secret ingredient in your stuffing comes from
the local bait shop.
You might be a "redneck" if you served Vienna sausages as an appetizer for
Thanksgiving.
You might be a "redneck" if your garbage man came after the holidays and was
confused about what was supposed to go and what was supposed to stay.
You might be a "redneck" if the only condiment on your Thanksgiving table was
ketchup.
You might be a "redneck" if side dishes on your Thanksgiving table were beef
jerky and Moon Pies.
You might be a "redneck" if you had to go outside to get something out of the
fridge.
You might be a "redneck" if the directions to your house for Thanksgiving
included "turn off the gravel road."
You might be a "redneck" if your family's secret Thanksgiving recipe is illegal.
You might be a "redneck" if your best dishes have "Dixie" printed on them.
You might be a "redneck" if you have an Elvis Jello mold.
Finally, you might be a "redneck" if you had a can of "Raid" on the Thanksgiving
table.

>You might be a "redneck" if you had to go outside to get something out of the
>
>fridge.


So you're saying anyone who has a refrigerator out in their garage is a
redneck? What if someone has two refrigerators but only has room for one
inside their house?

>You might be a "redneck" if you had to go outside to get something out of the
>
>fridge.


So you're saying anyone who has a refrigerator out in their garage is a
redneck? What if someone has two refrigerators but only has room for one
inside their house?

BOB wrote:

<Snip>

You are a moron that puts inbred rednecks to shame if you post things
like this.

ccl

BOB wrote:

<Snip>

You are a moron that puts inbred rednecks to shame if you post things
like this.

ccl

On 28 Nov 2004 05:32:36 GMT, ospam (DJS0302)
wrote:

> >You might be a "redneck" if you had to go outside to get something out of the
> >
> >fridge.
>
>
> So you're saying anyone who has a refrigerator out in their garage is a
> redneck? What if someone has two refrigerators but only has room for one
> inside their house?

I dunno. What?

sf
Practice safe eating - always use condiments

On 28 Nov 2004 05:32:36 GMT, ospam (DJS0302)
wrote:

> >You might be a "redneck" if you had to go outside to get something out of the
> >
> >fridge.
>
>
> So you're saying anyone who has a refrigerator out in their garage is a
> redneck? What if someone has two refrigerators but only has room for one
> inside their house?

I dunno. What?

sf
Practice safe eating - always use condiments

On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 22:26:04 -0800, CouldntCareLess >
wrote:

> BOB wrote:
>
><Snip>
>
>You are a moron that puts inbred rednecks to shame if you post things
>like this.
>
>ccl

Yeah, maybe, but the one about the favorite recipe being illegal was
pretty funny.


modom

"Dallas is a rich man with a death wish in his eyes."
-- Jimmie Dale Gilmore

On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 22:26:04 -0800, CouldntCareLess >
wrote:

> BOB wrote:
>
><Snip>
>
>You are a moron that puts inbred rednecks to shame if you post things
>like this.
>
>ccl

Yeah, maybe, but the one about the favorite recipe being illegal was
pretty funny.


modom

"Dallas is a rich man with a death wish in his eyes."
-- Jimmie Dale Gilmore

Michael Odom wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 22:26:04 -0800, CouldntCareLess >
> wrote:
>
>> BOB wrote:
>>
>> <Snip>
>>
>> You are a moron that puts inbred rednecks to shame if you post things
>> like this.
>>
>> ccl
>
> Yeah, maybe, but the one about the favorite recipe being illegal was
> pretty funny.
>
>
> modom
>
> "Dallas is a rich man with a death wish in his eyes."
> -- Jimmie Dale Gilmore

Heh! I posted the thing *almost* as I found it. I left out a couple that I
didn't think were suited for even *THIS* newsgroup.
I think that some people take things too seriously. I bet the OC (original
complainer) doesn't recognize the name Jeff Foxworthy or his type of comedy.

BOB
typing with one hand 'cuz my T.G. hand slice is to be surgically repaired this
afternoon