A few years ago, one of the most attractive young ladies in our office
got married, and shortly thereafter began to bulge all over.
Of course we all thought she was pregnant, but she told us it was
because she and her husband were drinking lots of beer.
To deal with her problem (don't know where the idea came from) she
adopted what she called a "white diet", whereby she could eat anything
she wanted in whatever quantities as long as it was white. (bread,
potatoes, etc)
Amazingly enough it worked and she regained her shapely figure and
kept it for another fifteen years or so. Last time I saw her she still
had it.
I can only assume she got sick of white stuff to the point she didn't
eat much.

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(Ernie Worster) wrote:

> A few years ago, one of the most attractive young ladies in our office
> got married, and shortly thereafter began to bulge all over.
> Of course we all thought she was pregnant, but she told us it was
> because she and her husband were drinking lots of beer.
> To deal with her problem (don't know where the idea came from) she
> adopted what she called a "white diet", whereby she could eat anything
> she wanted in whatever quantities as long as it was white. (bread,
> potatoes, etc)
> Amazingly enough it worked and she regained her shapely figure and
> kept it for another fifteen years or so. Last time I saw her she still
> had it.
> I can only assume she got sick of white stuff to the point she didn't
> eat much.

Nice troll......

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