........After imbibing on a luscious pasta dish, filled with STEAMED asparagus
the other night, when I went to do #1, I noticed an oder that you must turn
your head to , in order to avoid the stinky toxins left behind by such a
combination!..I've asked other people if they've had this problem with
aspargus. Some said "yeah" and others said " what you talkin' 'bout,
Willis"????......Have you??......and what do you do to avoid It?????
Quando(Mike)

Quando6 wrote:

> .......After imbibing on a luscious pasta dish, filled with STEAMED
asparagus
> the other night, when I went to do #1, I noticed an oder that you must
turn
> your head to , in order to avoid the stinky toxins left behind by such a
> combination!..I've asked other people if they've had this problem with
> aspargus. Some said "yeah" and others said " what you talkin' 'bout,
> Willis"????......Have you??......and what do you do to avoid It?????
> Quando(Mike)

asparagus pee is a well know phenomenon to me. i love asparagus so i just
deal with it. i've asked others about it too, some are familiar and some
not. it is a really odd thing though.

On 25 Dec 2004 20:45:15 GMT, (Quando6)
wrote:

> .......After imbibing on a luscious pasta dish, filled with STEAMED asparagus
> the other night, when I went to do #1, I noticed an oder that you must turn
> your head to , in order to avoid the stinky toxins left behind by such a
> combination!..I've asked other people if they've had this problem with
> aspargus. Some said "yeah" and others said " what you talkin' 'bout,
> Willis"????......Have you??......and what do you do to avoid It?????
> Quando(Mike)

There's no avoiding it. You know it's going to happen. I'm
sure you don't use both hands when standing, so one of them
could hold your nose while the other hand is on the hose or
you could pee sitting down... your butt is a good for
sealing the fumes in the toilet. Flush before standing.

The simple answer: Learn to live with it or give up
asparagus.

sf
Practice safe eating - always use condiments

snip

>There's no avoiding it. You know it's going to happen. I'm
>sure you don't use both hands when standing, so one of them
>could hold your nose while the other hand is on the hose or
>you could pee sitting down... your butt is a good for
>sealing the fumes in the toilet. Flush before standing.
>
>The simple answer: Learn to live with it or give up
>asparagus.
>
>sf
>
>
>
Have to say that sounds like a SF answer. :-) Actually I always
thought those folks had someone there to hold it for them. Anyway,
different strokes...
reminds me of a story long ago about eating celery to improve the semen
taste but I suppose that is a subject for other than cooking.. My
apologies.

snip

>There's no avoiding it. You know it's going to happen. I'm
>sure you don't use both hands when standing, so one of them
>could hold your nose while the other hand is on the hose or
>you could pee sitting down... your butt is a good for
>sealing the fumes in the toilet. Flush before standing.
>
>The simple answer: Learn to live with it or give up
>asparagus.
>
>sf
>
>
>
Have to say that sounds like a SF answer. :-) Actually I always
thought those folks had someone there to hold it for them. Anyway,
different strokes...
reminds me of a story long ago about eating celery to improve the semen
taste but I suppose that is a subject for other than cooking.. My
apologies.

In article >,
Jim Davis > wrote:

> snip
>
> >There's no avoiding it. You know it's going to happen. I'm
> >sure you don't use both hands when standing, so one of them
> >could hold your nose while the other hand is on the hose or
> >you could pee sitting down... your butt is a good for
> >sealing the fumes in the toilet. Flush before standing.
> >
> >The simple answer: Learn to live with it or give up
> >asparagus.
> >
> >sf
> >
> >
> >
> Have to say that sounds like a SF answer. :-) Actually I always
> thought those folks had someone there to hold it for them. Anyway,
> different strokes...
> reminds me of a story long ago about eating celery to improve the semen
> taste but I suppose that is a subject for other than cooking.. My
> apologies.

EW.
You would go there...

Thought it was Oysters?
--
K.

"sf" > wrote in message
...
> On 25 Dec 2004 20:45:15 GMT, (Quando6)
> wrote:
>
>> .......After imbibing on a luscious pasta dish, filled with STEAMED
>> asparagus
>> the other night, when I went to do #1, I noticed an oder that you must
>> turn
>> your head to , in order to avoid the stinky toxins left behind by such
>> a
>> combination!..I've asked other people if they've had this problem with
>> aspargus. Some said "yeah" and others said " what you talkin' 'bout,
>> Willis"????......Have you??......and what do you do to avoid It?????
>> Quando(Mike)
>
> There's no avoiding it. You know it's going to happen. I'm
> sure you don't use both hands when standing, so one of them
> could hold your nose while the other hand is on the hose or
> you could pee sitting down... your butt is a good for
> sealing the fumes in the toilet. Flush before standing.
>
> The simple answer: Learn to live with it or give up
> asparagus.
>
> sf

That's why nursing homes never serve asparagus.

--Rich

On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 06:44:54 GMT, "Rich"
> wrote:

>
> "sf" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > The simple answer: Learn to live with it or give up
> > asparagus.
> >
> > sf
>
> That's why nursing homes never serve asparagus.
>
> --Rich

Or perhaps because they are a mild diuretic?

sf
Practice safe eating - always use condiments

> Barbara Llorente writes:
>
>>"Rich" wrote:
>>> "sf" > wrote:
>> >
>> > The simple answer: Learn to live with it or give up asparagus.
>>
>> That's why nursing homes never serve asparagus.
>
>Or perhaps because they are a mild diuretic?

Perhaps because they cost more than canned peas n' carrots.

Nursing homes/hospitals don't serve beets either (Barb will be happy) due to
particularly difficult to remove stains on linens. I think mostly it's mashed
and niblets.


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In article >,
(Quando6) wrote:

> .......After imbibing on a luscious pasta dish, filled with STEAMED asparagus
> the other night, when I went to do #1, I noticed an oder that you must turn
> your head to , in order to avoid the stinky toxins left behind by such a
> combination!..I've asked other people if they've had this problem with
> aspargus. Some said "yeah" and others said " what you talkin' 'bout,
> Willis"????......Have you??......and what do you do to avoid It?????
> Quando(Mike)

There's a genetic link. Everybody's urine smells from asparagus, but
some folks cannot perceive the odor.

Isaac

: In article >,
: (Quando6) wrote:

:> .......After imbibing on a luscious pasta dish, filled with STEAMED asparagus
:> the other night, when I went to do #1, I noticed an oder that you must turn
:> your head to , in order to avoid the stinky toxins left behind by such a
:> combination!..I've asked other people if they've had this problem with
:> aspargus. Some said "yeah" and others said " what you talkin' 'bout,
:> Willis"????......Have you??......and what do you do to avoid It?????
:> Quando(Mike)

: There's a genetic link. Everybody's urine smells from asparagus, but
: some folks cannot perceive the odor.
: Isaac

BZZZT! Try again.

http://dmd.aspetjournals.org/cgi/content/full/29/4/539

: In article >,
: (Quando6) wrote:

:> .......After imbibing on a luscious pasta dish, filled with STEAMED asparagus
:> the other night, when I went to do #1, I noticed an oder that you must turn
:> your head to , in order to avoid the stinky toxins left behind by such a
:> combination!..I've asked other people if they've had this problem with
:> aspargus. Some said "yeah" and others said " what you talkin' 'bout,
:> Willis"????......Have you??......and what do you do to avoid It?????
:> Quando(Mike)

: There's a genetic link. Everybody's urine smells from asparagus, but
: some folks cannot perceive the odor.
: Isaac

BZZZT! Try again.

http://dmd.aspetjournals.org/cgi/content/full/29/4/539

> your butt is a good for
>sealing the fumes in the toilet.

LMAO!

In article >,
wrote:

> : In article >,
> : (Quando6) wrote:
>
> :> .......After imbibing on a luscious pasta dish, filled with STEAMED
> :> asparagus
> :> the other night, when I went to do #1, I noticed an oder that you must
> :> turn
> :> your head to , in order to avoid the stinky toxins left behind by such a
> :> combination!..I've asked other people if they've had this problem with
> :> aspargus. Some said "yeah" and others said " what you talkin' 'bout,
> :> Willis"????......Have you??......and what do you do to avoid It?????
> :> Quando(Mike)
>
> : There's a genetic link. Everybody's urine smells from asparagus, but
> : some folks cannot perceive the odor.
> : Isaac
>
> BZZZT! Try again.
>
> http://dmd.aspetjournals.org/cgi/content/full/29/4/539
>

Based on the article you referenced, what I said is correct, but not
complete.

Isaac

Yes.