1. "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." - Paul
Rodriguez

2. "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they
can find Afghanistan." - A. Whitney Brown

3. "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish
burger and I realize, 'Oh my God ... I could be eating a slow learner'." -
Lynda Montgomery

4. "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's
the law." - Jerry Seinfeld

5. ""Relationships are hard. It's like having a full time job, and we should
treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they
should give you two weeks notice. There should be severance pay; and the day
before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." - Bob Ettinger
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---= BOYCOTT FRANCE (belgium) GERMANY--SPAIN =---
---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
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"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
Sheldon
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