>Maybe show how certain food items can be heated up by placing atop a
>light bulb, or keeping things cold by enclosing them in a zip lock bag
>and placing them in the toilet water. And then ideas on how to

You won't get those columns until Heloise is sent up.

>Maybe show how certain food items can be heated up by placing atop a
>light bulb, or keeping things cold by enclosing them in a zip lock bag
>and placing them in the toilet water. And then ideas on how to

You won't get those columns until Heloise is sent up.

WardNA wrote:

> >Maybe show how certain food items can be heated up by placing atop a
> >light bulb, or keeping things cold by enclosing them in a zip lock bag
> >and placing them in the toilet water. And then ideas on how to
>
> You won't get those columns until Heloise is sent up.

There's a good idea! Now that we've got a mob going,
why stop with Martha?

Now that I think about, I'd much rather send Donna
Dewberry to the slammer. I'm sick to death of seeing
her One-StrokeTM painting shows on PBS, occupying
air time that could be used to show something more
entertaining like Rick Bayless frying hamburgers at
Burger King.

WardNA wrote:

> >Maybe show how certain food items can be heated up by placing atop a
> >light bulb, or keeping things cold by enclosing them in a zip lock bag
> >and placing them in the toilet water. And then ideas on how to
>
> You won't get those columns until Heloise is sent up.

There's a good idea! Now that we've got a mob going,
why stop with Martha?

Now that I think about, I'd much rather send Donna
Dewberry to the slammer. I'm sick to death of seeing
her One-StrokeTM painting shows on PBS, occupying
air time that could be used to show something more
entertaining like Rick Bayless frying hamburgers at
Burger King.

"Mark Thorson" wrote:
> Now that I think about, I'd much rather send Donna
> Dewberry to the slammer. I'm sick to death of seeing
> her One-StrokeTM painting shows on PBS, occupying
> air time that could be used to show something more
> entertaining like Rick Bayless frying hamburgers at
> Burger King.

Cool! Could the technique transfer to jailhouse tats?

"Mark Thorson" wrote:
> Now that I think about, I'd much rather send Donna
> Dewberry to the slammer. I'm sick to death of seeing
> her One-StrokeTM painting shows on PBS, occupying
> air time that could be used to show something more
> entertaining like Rick Bayless frying hamburgers at
> Burger King.

Cool! Could the technique transfer to jailhouse tats?

In article >, Steve Ritter
> wrote:

> I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.

Stay tuned for Rebecca Kolls.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> updated 3-13-04.
Rec.food.cooking's Preserved Fruit Administrator (I've got
the button to prove it!)
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is
the depth of the hole."

In article >, Steve Ritter
> wrote:

> I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.

Stay tuned for Rebecca Kolls.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> updated 3-13-04.
Rec.food.cooking's Preserved Fruit Administrator (I've got
the button to prove it!)
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is
the depth of the hole."

Melba's Jammin' > writes:

> In article >, Steve Ritter
> > wrote:
>
> > I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.
>
> Stay tuned for Rebecca Kolls.

Who, when she was a regular on the KARE-11 news, I always thought she
looked a lot like Martha anyways...


--
Richard W Kaszeta

http://www.kaszeta.org/rich

Melba's Jammin' > writes:

> In article >, Steve Ritter
> > wrote:
>
> > I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.
>
> Stay tuned for Rebecca Kolls.

Who, when she was a regular on the KARE-11 news, I always thought she
looked a lot like Martha anyways...


--
Richard W Kaszeta

http://www.kaszeta.org/rich

Like a ship misses a barnacle....

Like a ship misses a barnacle....

Steve Ritter wrote:
> I'll miss Martha.

I will miss her about as much as I miss having ingrown toenails.

--
John Gaughan
http://www.johngaughan.net/

Steve Ritter wrote:
> I'll miss Martha.

I will miss her about as much as I miss having ingrown toenails.

--
John Gaughan
http://www.johngaughan.net/

In article >, Richard Kaszeta
> wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > writes:
>
> > In article >, Steve Ritter
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.
> >
> > Stay tuned for Rebecca Kolls.
>
> Who, when she was a regular on the KARE-11 news, I always thought she
> looked a lot like Martha anyways...

She's been positioning herself for greatness for a number of years. Now
is her time to move. CJ had something about it in her Strib column
within the last two days -- might even have been today's paper.
(waves) Hi, Rich.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> updated 3-13-04.
Rec.food.cooking's Preserved Fruit Administrator (I've got
the button to prove it!)
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is
the depth of the hole."

In article >, Richard Kaszeta
> wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > writes:
>
> > In article >, Steve Ritter
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.
> >
> > Stay tuned for Rebecca Kolls.
>
> Who, when she was a regular on the KARE-11 news, I always thought she
> looked a lot like Martha anyways...

She's been positioning herself for greatness for a number of years. Now
is her time to move. CJ had something about it in her Strib column
within the last two days -- might even have been today's paper.
(waves) Hi, Rich.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> updated 3-13-04.
Rec.food.cooking's Preserved Fruit Administrator (I've got
the button to prove it!)
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is
the depth of the hole."

"Steve Ritter" > wrote in message
...
>
> I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.
>
> She'll probably be gone 2 years at the most or less. Unless there will be
> a legal upset which can be pulled off with her money. Unfortunately the
> lynch mob wants blood.
>
> I wonder if she does go to jail, if she'll be the Cooker - Or the
Cookie
>
> Gosh. I can just see this 400 pound woman greet her. "Hi toots! Wanna
> check out my Pot Au Feu?"

Yeah, like she's gonna be locked up in Chino with the Women of Cellblock H.

"Steve Ritter" > wrote in message
...
>
> I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.
>
> She'll probably be gone 2 years at the most or less. Unless there will be
> a legal upset which can be pulled off with her money. Unfortunately the
> lynch mob wants blood.
>
> I wonder if she does go to jail, if she'll be the Cooker - Or the
Cookie
>
> Gosh. I can just see this 400 pound woman greet her. "Hi toots! Wanna
> check out my Pot Au Feu?"

Yeah, like she's gonna be locked up in Chino with the Women of Cellblock H.

"Steve Wertz" > wrote in message > >> >
> >> >How to light a cigarette from an electrical outlet. How to keep
> >> >smoldering toilet paper lit for several hours (for lighting
> >> >cigarettes). How to give haircuts with BIC razor blades. How to
> >> >make shanks from pieces of your locker. And of course, seasonal
> >> >prunos.

We had a guy at work that spent 6 years in prison. He made wine from any
type of fruit juice that was available. It was his side job and it made him
very popular.
Ed

"Steve Wertz" > wrote in message > >> >
> >> >How to light a cigarette from an electrical outlet. How to keep
> >> >smoldering toilet paper lit for several hours (for lighting
> >> >cigarettes). How to give haircuts with BIC razor blades. How to
> >> >make shanks from pieces of your locker. And of course, seasonal
> >> >prunos.

We had a guy at work that spent 6 years in prison. He made wine from any
type of fruit juice that was available. It was his side job and it made him
very popular.
Ed