I want to serve food that will either cause constipation or diarrhoea to my enemies.

What can you recommend ???

In article >,
(Paul Eisner) wrote:

> I want to serve food that will either cause constipation or diarrhoea to my
> enemies.
>
> What can you recommend ???

Chopped tiger whiskers......
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Om.

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(Paul Eisner), if that's their real name, wrote:

>I want to serve food that will either cause constipation or diarrhoea to my enemies.
>
>What can you recommend ???

For diarhhea, I recommend Taco Bell.

Carol
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"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> (Paul Eisner), if that's their real name,
wrote:
>
> >I want to serve food that will either cause constipation or
diarrhoea to my enemies.
> >
> >What can you recommend ???
>
> For diarhhea, I recommend Taco Bell.

Just take them out to any Chinese buffet restaurant.

Paul Eisner wrote:
> I want to serve food that will either cause constipation or diarrhoea to my enemies.
>
> What can you recommend ???


Poorly prepared chicken sushi. HTH ;-)

Bob

" >, if that's their real name,
wrote:

>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>> (Paul Eisner), if that's their real name,
>wrote:
>>
>> >I want to serve food that will either cause constipation or
>diarrhoea to my enemies.
>> >
>> >What can you recommend ???
>>
>> For diarhhea, I recommend Taco Bell.
>
>Just take them out to any Chinese buffet restaurant.

OMG! Why didn't I think of that? I've had food poisoning twice after
eating at Chinese buffets. To the original poster ... I recommend the crab
legs.

Carol
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_

Paul Eisner wrote:

> I want to serve food that will either cause constipation or diarrhoea to my enemies.
>
> What can you recommend ???

McDonalds

"Serendipity" > wrote in message
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> Paul Eisner wrote:
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> > I want to serve food that will either cause constipation or diarrhoea to
my enemies.
> >
> > What can you recommend ???
>
> McDonalds

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Jerusalem Artichoke can't be beaten for both , they need to eat plenty of it
for good results though .

"Paul Eisner" > wrote in message
om...
> I want to serve food that will either cause constipation or diarrhoea to
my enemies.
>
> What can you recommend ???

why don't you give them an addictive video game? They'll be so into it that
they'll soon won't even know you exist.