John Bonnett wrote:
> "Bob Myers" wrote:
> > We also have a verb implied here - "to penmart" - not to
> > mention a whole new belief system ("penmartism") as well
> > as a debilitating medical (mental?) condition, "penmartia."
> Don't forget:
>
> as a noun - 'ship shape and penmartic fashion'
> or an adverb - 'the chef penmarticly refused to fry fish'
>
> John<==how do you conjugate 'to penmart' ?

Yes, what would the Penmartians say?

<on second thought, I don't want to know>

- adding a much smaller amount of oil after cooking while the pasta is
draining, then tossing the pasta, is far more effective
- pasta will keep separate for hours
gtoomey


Why do you cook noodles hours in advance ... you must be one of those
brain dead dagos what can't tell time.



Sheldon

zxcvbob wrote:
> Michael Horowitz wrote:
>> Recipes for making pasta vary - some say use oil, others don't
>> mention it.
>> Why or why not is oil used? - Mike
>>
>
> The oil helps keep the water from foaming and boiling over.
>
> Bob

That's what I've always heard and experienced too.

BOB

Sheldon wrote:

> - adding a much smaller amount of oil after cooking while the pasta is
> draining, then tossing the pasta, is far more effective
> - pasta will keep separate for hours
> gtoomey
>
>
> Why do you cook noodles hours in advance ... you must be one of those
> brain dead dagos what can't tell time.
>
>
>
> Sheldon

Are you a total moron or just terminally stupid?

I said it was for a shift worker. She is in charge of a medical ward at the
local hospital and will often arrive home between 3am to 5am. I make a meal
the night before for reheating.

gtoomey

John Bonnett wrote:

> "Bob Myers" > wrote
>
>>"Peter Aitken" > wrote
>>
>>>"Bob (this one)" > wrote
>>
>>You were simply wrong. And you're too Penmartic to admit it.
>>>
>>>Hey a new word - penmartic - I love it!
>>
>>We also have a verb implied here - "to penmart" - not to
>>mention a whole new belief system ("penmartism") as well
>>as a debilitating medical (mental?) condition, "penmartia."
>>
>>Bob M.
>
> Don't forget:
>
> as a noun - 'ship shape and penmartic fashion'
> or an adverb - 'the chef penmarticly refused to fry fish'
>
> John<==how do you conjugate 'to penmart' ?

I penmart
you penmart
he sheits penmarts (close and looks like a cigar...)

we penmart
youse penmart
they penmart

To penmart, v.i. (From the obsolete and archaic Sheldon Katz.)
1) to behave with wanton belligerence and overweening vulgarity in
attempting to conceal or divert attention from gaffes, misstatements,
intransigence, and other blunders, errors or stupid statements.
2) to invent "facts" or "information" and become agitated when they're
questioned and resort to the behavior in #1.
3) to plagiarize the works and words of others and post them as one's own.
4) to quote extensive passages from published works, infringing on
copyright.
5) to frequently post racist, sexist, anti-ethnic and otherwise bigoted
diatribes that repeatedly display the crippled mind of a crank

To penmart, v.t. (From the dubiously active and verbally diarrhetic
Sheldon Katz.)
1) to screw up whatever one touches; to penmart the dinner
2) to keep trying even in the face of sure failure; to penmart
grammatical writing
3) to be wrong, have it demonstrated and proven beyond any doubt and
still insist on being right; to penmart the idea that pressure cookers
don't cook.

penmartism, n. (From the aberrant and demented Sheldon Katz)
1) the blatantly mistaken belief that one knows how to cook based on
40-year-old experience, and insists that there's only one way to do it
2) the belief set that excuses vulgarity as a response to question or
disagreement, rather than fact or useful information.
3) behavior characterized by puzzling vehemence and malicious attack for
no apparent reason, particularly those comments designed merely to
insult with no regard for fact or truth.

Tomorrow, we might explore the penmartic philosophers and their
teachings. Since they were such failures that they're all dead or seem
to be, it'll be more like a survey course. Between the soup and fish
course. Think of it not as a palate cleanser, but a mind emptier. So you
can be right up there with them.

Pastorio

Bob Pastorio wrote:

> penmartism, n. (From the aberrant and demented Sheldon Katz)
> 1) the blatantly mistaken belief that one knows how to cook based on
> 40-year-old experience, and insists that there's only one way to do it
> 2) the belief set that excuses vulgarity as a response to question or
> disagreement, rather than fact or useful information.
> 3) behavior characterized by puzzling vehemence and malicious attack for
> no apparent reason, particularly those comments designed merely to insult
> with no regard for fact or truth.

Well done, except for a minor missing nuance: Those who would achieve the
penmart frame of mind must display a hidebound New-York-centric outlook,
insisting against all evidence that many things (e.g., bagels) don't even
EXIST outside New York City.

Bob

Bob (this one) wrote:
> John Bonnett wrote:
>
>> "Bob Myers" > wrote
>>
>>> "Peter Aitken" > wrote
>>>
>>>> "Bob (this one)" > wrote
>>>
>>> You were simply wrong. And you're too Penmartic to admit it.
>>>>
>>>> Hey a new word - penmartic - I love it!
>>>
>>> We also have a verb implied here - "to penmart" - not to
>>> mention a whole new belief system ("penmartism") as well
>>> as a debilitating medical (mental?) condition, "penmartia."
>>>
>>> Bob M.
>>
>> Don't forget:
>>
>> as a noun - 'ship shape and penmartic fashion'
>> or an adverb - 'the chef penmarticly refused to fry fish'
>>
>> John<==how do you conjugate 'to penmart' ?
>
> I penmart
> you penmart
> he sheits penmarts (close and looks like a cigar...)
>
> we penmart
> youse penmart
> they penmart
>
> To penmart, v.i. (From the obsolete and archaic Sheldon Katz.)
> 1) to behave with wanton belligerence and overweening vulgarity in
> attempting to conceal or divert attention from gaffes,
> misstatements,
> intransigence, and other blunders, errors or stupid statements.
> 2) to invent "facts" or "information" and become agitated when
> they're
> questioned and resort to the behavior in #1.
> 3) to plagiarize the works and words of others and post them as
> one's
> own. 4) to quote extensive passages from published works, infringing
> on copyright.
> 5) to frequently post racist, sexist, anti-ethnic and otherwise
> bigoted diatribes that repeatedly display the crippled mind of a
> crank
>
> To penmart, v.t. (From the dubiously active and verbally diarrhetic
> Sheldon Katz.)
> 1) to screw up whatever one touches; to penmart the dinner
> 2) to keep trying even in the face of sure failure; to penmart
> grammatical writing
> 3) to be wrong, have it demonstrated and proven beyond any doubt and
> still insist on being right; to penmart the idea that pressure
> cookers
> don't cook.
>
> penmartism, n. (From the aberrant and demented Sheldon Katz)
> 1) the blatantly mistaken belief that one knows how to cook based on
> 40-year-old experience, and insists that there's only one way to do
> it
> 2) the belief set that excuses vulgarity as a response to question
> or
> disagreement, rather than fact or useful information.
> 3) behavior characterized by puzzling vehemence and malicious attack
> for no apparent reason, particularly those comments designed merely
> to
> insult with no regard for fact or truth.
>
> Tomorrow, we might explore the penmartic philosophers and their
> teachings. Since they were such failures that they're all dead or
> seem
> to be, it'll be more like a survey course. Between the soup and fish
> course. Think of it not as a palate cleanser, but a mind emptier. So
> you can be right up there with them.
>
> Pastorio

I was correct. You *ARE* obsessed with this person of your affection.

BOB

The Ranger wrote:
> socal_bob > wrote in message
> ...
> [snip]
>> Sheldon is truly the master of put-down satire.
>
> More's the pity that you believe this...
>
> The Ranger
The only thing Sheldon is master of is bating.

Ken.


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socal_bob > wrote in message
...
[snip]
> Sheldon is truly the master of put-down satire.

More's the pity that you believe this...

The Ranger

In article >,
"Ken Davey" > wrote:

> The Ranger wrote:
> > socal_bob > wrote in message
> > ...
> > [snip]
> >> Sheldon is truly the master of put-down satire.
> >
> > More's the pity that you believe this...
> >
> > The Ranger
> The only thing Sheldon is master of is bating.
>
> Ken.

<LOL!>
--
K.

Sprout the MungBean to reply

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell‹you
see, I have friends in both places." --Mark Twain

Ken Davey wrote:
> The Ranger wrote:
> > socal_bob > wrote in message
> > ...
> > [snip]
> >> Sheldon is truly the master of put-down satire.
> >
> > More's the pity that you believe this...
> >
> > The Ranger
> The only thing Sheldon is master of is bating.
>
> Ken.

It's mastUrbating, pinhead... which makes Kenishe the princess of
homos, as in nyms.

Sheldon

socal_bob wrote:

> Obviously it's jealous envy. While Pastorio is merely a disgruntled,
> and envious student, Sheldon is truly the master of put-down satire.

<LOL> Right. A real word-wizard. Sheldon smashes and penmarts his way
through the day, vomiting the vulgarity of the bitterly demented and you
actually believe he's skilled...

Could your linguistic failure be more evident...?

That's a rhetorical question.

Somebody explain that to socal_bob...

"...jealous envy...?"

Somebody else get a dictionary for the featherweight.

Pastorio

BOB wrote:
> Bob (this one) wrote:
>
>>John Bonnett wrote:
>>
>>>"Bob Myers" > wrote
>>>
>>>>"Peter Aitken" > wrote
>>>>
>>>>>"Bob (this one)" > wrote
>>>>
>>>>You were simply wrong. And you're too Penmartic to admit it.
>>>>
>>>>>Hey a new word - penmartic - I love it!
>>>>
>>>>We also have a verb implied here - "to penmart" - not to
>>>>mention a whole new belief system ("penmartism") as well
>>>>as a debilitating medical (mental?) condition, "penmartia."
>>>>
>>>>Bob M.
>>>
>>>Don't forget:
>>>
>>>as a noun - 'ship shape and penmartic fashion'
>>>or an adverb - 'the chef penmarticly refused to fry fish'
>>>
>>>John<==how do you conjugate 'to penmart' ?
>>
>>I penmart
>>you penmart
>>he sheits penmarts (close and looks like a cigar...)
>>
>>we penmart
>>youse penmart
>>they penmart
>>
>>To penmart, v.i. (From the obsolete and archaic Sheldon Katz.)
>>1) to behave with wanton belligerence and overweening vulgarity in
>>attempting to conceal or divert attention from gaffes,
>>misstatements,
>>intransigence, and other blunders, errors or stupid statements.
>>2) to invent "facts" or "information" and become agitated when
>>they're
>>questioned and resort to the behavior in #1.
>>3) to plagiarize the works and words of others and post them as
>>one's
>>own. 4) to quote extensive passages from published works, infringing
>>on copyright.
>>5) to frequently post racist, sexist, anti-ethnic and otherwise
>>bigoted diatribes that repeatedly display the crippled mind of a
>>crank
>>
>>To penmart, v.t. (From the dubiously active and verbally diarrhetic
>>Sheldon Katz.)
>>1) to screw up whatever one touches; to penmart the dinner
>>2) to keep trying even in the face of sure failure; to penmart
>>grammatical writing
>>3) to be wrong, have it demonstrated and proven beyond any doubt and
>>still insist on being right; to penmart the idea that pressure
>>cookers
>>don't cook.
>>
>>penmartism, n. (From the aberrant and demented Sheldon Katz)
>>1) the blatantly mistaken belief that one knows how to cook based on
>>40-year-old experience, and insists that there's only one way to do
>>it
>>2) the belief set that excuses vulgarity as a response to question
>>or
>>disagreement, rather than fact or useful information.
>>3) behavior characterized by puzzling vehemence and malicious attack
>>for no apparent reason, particularly those comments designed merely
>>to
>>insult with no regard for fact or truth.
>>
>>Tomorrow, we might explore the penmartic philosophers and their
>>teachings. Since they were such failures that they're all dead or
>>seem
>>to be, it'll be more like a survey course. Between the soup and fish
>>course. Think of it not as a palate cleanser, but a mind emptier. So
>>you can be right up there with them.
>>
>>Pastorio
>
> I was correct. You *ARE* obsessed with this person of your affection.

<LOL> As if you could be correct...

Your thinking is the perfect package of thinking that form equals
content. Poor vacuous BOB...

Save yourself the grief of screwing with me, oh, clown of clowns. Go off
and pick on someone your own size so the shower of sad, sad reality that
will rain on you won't cause you more of that stress that seems too
prompt you to actually believe you could hang with the big guys.

A whole new concept might be presenting itself here for your meager
ability to grasp. I think Sheldon is worthy of unremitting ridicule and
relentless correcting. He sets himself up for it by his empty bluster,
vulgar bigotry, malicious hatreds, and error-filled ranting. It's fun to
poke him because of that vast target that is his blowhole-style of
posting. He paints the target on himself. There was a time when he
angered me and I let it get to me. I posted replies to his insane notes
that merely disparaged people, particularly Italians, since that's my
family history. When I realized he was helplessly in the grasp of his
own dementia, the anger vanished. The replies to those notes stopped.

I killfiled him and left it alone for rather a while. But recently, I've
enjoyed showering him with richly deserved ridicule and, more
importantly, facts instead of his spurious, antiquated "information."

You, OTOH, are not as much fun because you're merely a low-level hack
with extremely limited range. You don't write egregiously enough to be
interesting. You don't say things interesting enough to fire up the
keyboard for. You don't command much sense of skill at anything that
goes on here. Your analyses are looking up at trivial. You are a thud
with the sense of humor of a gnat.

But I mean that in the nicest way.

Back to the sandbox with you...

Pastorio

The Ranger wrote:
> Sheldon > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> [snip unimaginative screed]
>
> Same ol', same ol'. Your lack of wit and inability to deliver a
> simple line is shameful.
>
> The Ranger

Actually, what he wrote -- "It's mastUrbating, pinhead... which makes
Kenishe the princess of homos, as in nyms" -- was better than usual,
working 'homonym' in to 'bait' versus 'bate'. -aem

Sheldon > wrote in message
ps.com...
[snip unimaginative screed]

Same ol', same ol'. Your lack of wit and inability to deliver a simple
line is shameful.

The Ranger
---
"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I
thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the
terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them?
So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of
the universe."
-+-+-+ Marcus, 'A Late Delivery From Avalon', Babylon 5

On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 09:09:13 -0600, Ken Davey wrote:

> The only thing Sheldon is master of is bating.
>
Which reminds me of the grand master, Moosemeat, who is now
departed... oh, boy could he get people going!

sf



Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> In article . com>,
> "ccrevival" > wrote:
>
>> a majority of the oil is floating on the surface, so how can it coat
>> the pasta under water?
>
> Bingo! My sentiments, too.
> --
> -Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> The Nylons added 4-3-05.

I thought the oil was to keep the pot from foaming over?

Bret
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Bob (this one) wrote:

(A big bunch of self-serving, petty, personal attacks that I decided
to snip.)


Yeah, you're right. How dare that *I* would even consider making a
comment to the master of the put-down. You have so much more
experience in making nasty argumentative put downs than I could come
up with in several lifetimes. Why, at any moment I expect you to
start crossposting you spew so that more people can read it. I mean,
really, when you do happen to post some sort of real and/or helpful
information, you have to post a little jab to belittle the OP. If
you'd bother to read through a few of your own posts, you just *might*
see that you come off as an ankle biting, leg-humping troll, but since
you are the one typing your posts, I'll assume that you already know
that.

BOB
restlessly awaiting the next installment of the pasterio "I'm better
than you are, and I'll put you down just to prove it"
Film at eleven

BOB wrote:

> Bob (this one) wrote:
>
> (A big bunch of self-serving, petty, personal attacks that I decided
> to snip.)

<LOL> You're simply the best at the fine art of "departee"

Not quite "repartee," though. That demands that you stand and actually
say something with some content to what's been said to you. Unlike the
past couple blurts from you.

> Yeah, you're right. How dare that *I* would even consider making a
> comment to the master of the put-down.

Let me gently remind you that you began this odyssey by attacking me.
You decided that I needed to be told that I'm obsessing and
cyberstalking Sheldon. Let me also remind you that you backed away from
that - renounced it - very quickly when the real definitions were
smacked across your idiot face. Then you tried to make it about
something else. That failed. And you've persisted in trying to gain
ascendancy at any cost of your demolished integrity.

> I mean,
> really, when you do happen to post some sort of real and/or helpful
> information, you have to post a little jab to belittle the OP.

Your self-serving opacity is stunning.

> If
> you'd bother to read through a few of your own posts, you just *might*
> see that you come off as an ankle biting, leg-humping troll,

<LOL> More of your brilliant pejoratives. But I'm the one who puts
people down and you don't...

Could you be more stupid...?

> BOB
> restlessly awaiting the next installment of the pasterio "I'm better
> than you are, and I'll put you down just to prove it"

It's spelled p-a-s-t-o-r-i-o. You seem to have a hard time with words of
more than about 5 letters.

The trivial show you've put on in this thread is all that needs saying
to and about you. I can't understand your reason for attacking me. It
looked like you felt the need to ambush me for some personal point. It's
a pity you can't actually see it clearly enough to accept the
responsibility that's yours. It's very telling that you snip
*everything* before you reply. It merely looks like you're flailing
about trying to get something to stick. Anything.

Looks a lot like ankle-biting and leg-humping. But you didn't hear it
from me. Wait... yes you did.

Also, I especially admire your Humpty-Dumpty use of words. Never mind
what everyone else says they mean, only a creative genius like you can
make them mean something new. Buy a dictionary that doesn't come with
crayons. Start with "troll"

Idiot.

Pastorio

Never put oil in the pasta water. Use pleanty of water and good
quality, 100% Semolina pasta and you will never have a problem. As far
the pot boiling over. You can just put some oil on your finger tip and
run it around the top inner lip of the pot and it sill prevent(to some
degree) boiling over.

"Gregory Toomey" > wrote in message
...
>
> Are you a total moron or just terminally stupid?
>

Gee, Gregory, you ask that as if those two, in this particular
case, are mutually exclusive. All evidence to date would
suggest otherwise.

Bob M.