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Something is wrong with my microwave
At night it comes alive and sucks my cock and rapes my asshole. What can I do?
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Maaxx wrote:
[snip] Get a shotgun. Put the barrel in your mouth. Pull the trigger (ala Kurt Cobain). Problem solved. |
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Maaxx wrote: > At night it comes alive and sucks my cock and rapes my asshole. What can I do? Hey Maaxx. I see that you've branched out from computer programs and OS's sucking your dick and raping your ass, to actual objects doing likewise. You will eventually, and unfortunately, run out of NGs to post these to :-( If only usenet had an infinite number of them. Good luck with the trolling. PS You're a lucky guy on the sucking bit. I suppose the anal rape balances it out, so you're back to where you started. |
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Maaxx > wrote: > At night it comes alive and sucks my cock and rapes my asshole. What can I do? Enjoy the experience? |
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