> wrote in message
oups.com...
> We are much less aggressive than men. If men didn't exist there would
> be no war, and very little crime.
> Women are better socially. We are more empathetic, better listeners,
> and more aware of non-verbal communication and other subtleties.
> Women give off less body odour than men.

Sorry to hear your boyfriend dumped you. Perhaps if you'd lighten up a bit
on the bitching, you'll find another and make it work.

"Better Things for Better Living … Through Chemistry." - DuPont, or was it
Timothy Leary?

Katra wrote:
> K.
>
> Sprout the MungBean to reply
>
> "I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell > see, I have
> friends in both places." --Mark Twain

You did not the totally unrelated newsgroups that you were
crossposting this to, didn't you?

BOB

In article >,
" BOB" > wrote:

> Katra wrote:
> > K.
> >
> > Sprout the MungBean to reply
> >
> > "I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell > see, I have
> > friends in both places." --Mark Twain
>
> You did not the totally unrelated newsgroups that you were
> crossposting this to, didn't you?
>
> BOB
>
>

To be perfectly honest, no, I was not paying attention...... ;-)

What'd I do???
--
K.

Katra wrote (I removed cross-posting):

> I'll have to check my humor files and find one about
> why being a guy is better. I know I have at least a couple! ;-)

Well, there's this one:


MAN, I'M GLAD I'M A MAN

Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad
When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV
I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee
I go to a barber, not a beauty salon
Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on
Don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts
I use my turn signal, I understand sports

Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
Tell you the reason I am
I don't go through a phase every 28 days
Man, I'm glad I'm a man

I pay cash at the grocery, no checks or coupons
Don't take a lot of friends when I go to the john
I don't throw a fit when I break a nail
I don't buy a lot of shoes just because they're on sale
I don't apply makeup in my rear-view mirror
I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer
I drink beer from a bottle, not from a glass
I don't ask my friends about the size of my ass

Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
Tell you the reason I am
I don't face the pain of water-weight gain
Man, I'm glad I'm a man

Let me tell you ladies
Listen to me ladies
I love those things inside of your blouse
I love your pretty faces
Your warm and soft embraces
But if I had my own two boobs, I'd never leave the house
I don't spend two hours getting ready for a date
I don't play with dolls unless they inflate
When someone asks me my age, I never lie
After sex in bed, my spot's always dry
I don't read about orgasms in Vogue magazines
I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans
I don't spend a fortune on French lingerie
This is the same underwear I wore yesterday

Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
Tell you the reason I am
I don't take a pill, I don't use Massengill
Man, I'm glad I'm a man
Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
Tell you the reason I am

I find Michael Bolton completely revoltin'
Man, I'm glad I'm a man


(There's a "woman's response" floating around out there, but it's lame and
pathetic.)

Bob

In article >,
"Bob" > wrote:

> Katra wrote (I removed cross-posting):
>
> > I'll have to check my humor files and find one about
> > why being a guy is better. I know I have at least a couple! ;-)
>
> Well, there's this one:
>
>
> MAN, I'M GLAD I'M A MAN
>
<snipped cute poem I need to file>
>
> (There's a "woman's response" floating around out there, but it's lame and
> pathetic.)

That was mean. <lol>

>
> Bob
>
>
--
K.

In article . com>,
"Sbharris[atsign]ix.netcom.com" > wrote:

> >>The only thing I know of where women really outdo men is in pain
> tolerance. Men are wimps! If they had to have the babies, each family
> would only have one kid! <<
>
> I can make as good argument that this is more a matter of pain
> forgetting than pain tolerance.
>
> If *men* forgot anything that gave them that much pain and did it over
> and over again, they'd be called 17 different kinds of stupid. But
> since this whole thing is necessary for the propagation of our species,
> how about we agree to be grateful for the simple fact that women are
> wired as they are in the matter, and pass on.
>
> SBH
>

Well, there is more to pain tolerance that childbirth. ;-)
I work in health care, and I see a lot more stocism and less moaning
during other painful things, (such as kidney stones, gall stones,
post-surgical pain, etc.) from women than men during the painful
events...

Otherwise, I'd agree!

"Definition of impregnable: A woman that has not yet totally forgotten
the pain of labor..."
--
K.

In article >,
"Deb" > wrote:


> "Mark Martin" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>
> > So let me get this straight... According to you, homosexuality is a
> > symptom of sexual insecurity, which is worse in men than in women, yet
> > you implicitly advocate a male-free world in which there'd be only one
> > kind of sexuality, female-on-female homosexuality, which means that you
> > advocate universal sexual insecurity in women.
> >
> > -Mark Martin
> >
>
> No she's not advocating we get rid of men - just keep them in their place.
> LOL
>
>

Mmm... yes!
In the bedroom wearing a collar and leash.......
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

In article >,
Grizzlie Antagonist > wrote:

> On Sun, 10 Apr 2005 01:43:57 -0600, GR_GR > wrote:
>
> >Grizzlie Antagonist wrote:
> >> On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 17:44:42 -0500, Katra
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>>The only thing I know of where women really outdo men is in pain
> >>>tolerance.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> If there's a man in your life, butch feminazi pig, he ought to beat
> >> the crap out of you for that and see how well you tolerate the pain.
> >>
> >> What you've just said is totally untrue. Men tolerate pain better
> >> than women do.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>>Men are wimps! If they had to have the babies, each family
> >>>would only have one kid!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> That's like saying that if asbestos could burn, it would burn more
> >> quickly than paper.
> >>
> >> Asbestos CAN'T burn. If it could burn, it wouldn't be asbestos but
> >> some other element - so to say that asbestos WOULD burn more quickly
> >> than paper (or more slowly than paper) is a non-statement, devoid of
> >> any logical content.
> >>
> >> If men could have babies, they wouldn't be men but women, so your
> >> argument is a total non sequitur. Since men can't have babies, there
> >> is no way to even speculate on how they would respond if they COULD
> >> have babies.
> >>
> >> But men tolerate pain better than women do, and this has been proven
> >> many times.
> >>
> >> And again, if there is a God, he'll arrange to have some man put your
> >> worthless ******* feminist ass in the hospital in order to see how
> >> much pain YOU can tolerate.
> >
> >Wow, I thought no one could be more idiotic than the OP. Your post
> >proved me wrong.
>
>
> For that matter, I didn't think that anyone could be more idiotic than
> me, but YOUR post proved me wrong.
>

Sounds like a man suffering from a chronic case of blue balls!
But with this attitude, he ain't never gonna get laid. <lol>
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

Katra wrote:
> " BOB" > wrote:
>
>> Katra wrote:
>>> K.
>>>
>>> Sprout the MungBean to reply
>>>
>>> "I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell > see, I have
>>> friends in both places." --Mark Twain
>>
>> You did not the totally unrelated newsgroups that you were
>> crossposting this to, didn't you?
>>
>> BOB
>>
>>
>
> To be perfectly honest, no, I was not paying attention...... ;-)
>
> What'd I do???



You crossposted the trolled message to the other newsgroups soc.women,
soc.men, sci.physics, and uk.misc as it was in the post you responded
to, thus perpetuating the off topic, crossposted troll (from now on,
to be known as Passterioising). Check the headers in you other posts.
Poking at trolls with the pointy stick does have a certain amount of
gratification, but perpetuating the crosspost just clutters up the
newsgroups and attracts mors trolls.

BOB

Broiled, baked, or stewed?

Gabby

On Sun, 10 Apr 2005 05:26:31 -0500, OmManiPadmeOmelet
> wrote:

>In article >,
> Grizzlie Antagonist > wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 10 Apr 2005 01:43:57 -0600, GR_GR > wrote:
>>
>> >Grizzlie Antagonist wrote:
>> >> On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 17:44:42 -0500, Katra
>> >> > wrote:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>>The only thing I know of where women really outdo men is in pain
>> >>>tolerance.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> If there's a man in your life, butch feminazi pig, he ought to beat
>> >> the crap out of you for that and see how well you tolerate the pain.
>> >>
>> >> What you've just said is totally untrue. Men tolerate pain better
>> >> than women do.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>>Men are wimps! If they had to have the babies, each family
>> >>>would only have one kid!
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> That's like saying that if asbestos could burn, it would burn more
>> >> quickly than paper.
>> >>
>> >> Asbestos CAN'T burn. If it could burn, it wouldn't be asbestos but
>> >> some other element - so to say that asbestos WOULD burn more quickly
>> >> than paper (or more slowly than paper) is a non-statement, devoid of
>> >> any logical content.
>> >>
>> >> If men could have babies, they wouldn't be men but women, so your
>> >> argument is a total non sequitur. Since men can't have babies, there
>> >> is no way to even speculate on how they would respond if they COULD
>> >> have babies.
>> >>
>> >> But men tolerate pain better than women do, and this has been proven
>> >> many times.
>> >>
>> >> And again, if there is a God, he'll arrange to have some man put your
>> >> worthless ******* feminist ass in the hospital in order to see how
>> >> much pain YOU can tolerate.
>> >
>> >Wow, I thought no one could be more idiotic than the OP. Your post
>> >proved me wrong.
>>
>>
>> For that matter, I didn't think that anyone could be more idiotic than
>> me, but YOUR post proved me wrong.
>>
>
>Sounds like a man suffering from a chronic case of blue balls!



I checked them to be sure. They're pink, like yours are.



>But with this attitude, he ain't never gonna get laid. <lol>


That's the trollish national anthem except that most trolls have a
better command of the English language than you do.



------------------------------------



"Ladies and gentlemen - let's have a round of applause for tonight's player of the game - FRAN-CIS-CO SAN-N-N-N-TOS!
- Brian Anthony (P.A. announcer at Grizzlie Stadium), June 11, 2004


"Men are qualified for civil liberty in exact proportion to their disposition to put moral chains upon their own appetites; in proportion as their love of justice is above their rapacity; in proportion as their soundness and sobriety of understanding is above their vanity and presumption; in proportion as they are more disposed to listen to the counsels of the wise and good, in preference to the flattery of knaves. Society cannot exist unless a controlling power upon will and appetite be placed somewhere, and the less of it there is within, the more there must be without. It is ordained in the eternal constitution of things that men of intemperate minds cannot be free. Their passions forge their fetters."

- Edmund Burke, Letter to a Member of the National Assembly (1791)

In article >,
" BOB" > wrote:

> Katra wrote:
> > " BOB" > wrote:
> >
> >> Katra wrote:
> >>> K.
> >>>
> >>> Sprout the MungBean to reply
> >>>
> >>> "I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell > see, I have
> >>> friends in both places." --Mark Twain
> >>
> >> You did not the totally unrelated newsgroups that you were
> >> crossposting this to, didn't you?
> >>
> >> BOB
> >>
> >>
> >
> > To be perfectly honest, no, I was not paying attention...... ;-)
> >
> > What'd I do???
>
>
>
> You crossposted the trolled message to the other newsgroups soc.women,
> soc.men, sci.physics, and uk.misc as it was in the post you responded
> to, thus perpetuating the off topic, crossposted troll (from now on,
> to be known as Passterioising). Check the headers in you other posts.
> Poking at trolls with the pointy stick does have a certain amount of
> gratification, but perpetuating the crosspost just clutters up the
> newsgroups and attracts mors trolls.
>
> BOB
>
>

Okay, I should have at least cut out the physics group... but if I don't
re-crosspost, I might miss the troll as I have no idea where he/she is
posting from using MT.

Sorry!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

Yes,in many cases,this is true.

On Fri, 29 Apr 2005, dwacon wrote:

>
> "Dustbin" > wrote in message
> k...
>> wrote:
>
>
>>> We are much less aggressive than men. If men didn't exist there would
>>> be no war, and very little crime.

someone doesn't know much f*cking history.

There were societies run by women, way back when. They were psychotic,
prone to declaring war on other societies for no good reason. That's why
they were _all wiped out_;.

The books are in the libraries ladies, and if you don't read them, that's
your own damn fault.

Lena

am I crossposting to a group which is actually following this thread?