Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip

Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast

Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for his
wife - naked.

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment...sm_913805.html

Jamie will return to our screens next year /PA

He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony when he got too
close to the oven.

Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in the kitchen and
burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening - and my night."

He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate incident happened.

He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for their ruined
Valentine's dinner, says The Sun.

The father of two has also revealed he does all the cooking at home but has
hired a cleaner because he can't bear tidying up.

"Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it. As soon as we could
afford it, we hired a maid. It's our only luxury and I love it. I even leave
the towels on the floor when I've been in the bathroom."

"CliffB" > wrote in message
...
>
> Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
>
> Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
>
> Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for
his
> wife - naked.
>
> http://www.ananova.com/entertainment...sm_913805.html
>
> Jamie will return to our screens next year /PA
>
> He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony when he got too
> close to the oven.
>
> Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in the kitchen and
> burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening - and my night."
>
> He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate incident
happened.
>
> He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for their ruined
> Valentine's dinner, says The Sun.
>
> The father of two has also revealed he does all the cooking at home but
has
> hired a cleaner because he can't bear tidying up.
>
> "Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it. As soon as we
could
> afford it, we hired a maid. It's our only luxury and I love it. I even
leave
> the towels on the floor when I've been in the bathroom."
>

Actually, on his website he writes that Jools surprised him with the Paris
trip and that she planned the whole thing.
From Jamie himself "I am going to spend Valentine's Day with Jools, my
sweet Valentine and I think she has organised something really special for
us, I will just have to wait and see."

M

"CliffB" > wrote in message
...
>
> Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
>
> Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
>
> Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for
his
> wife - naked.
>
> http://www.ananova.com/entertainment...sm_913805.html
>
> Jamie will return to our screens next year /PA
>
> He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony when he got too
> close to the oven.
>
> Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in the kitchen and
> burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening - and my night."
>
> He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate incident
happened.
>
> He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for their ruined
> Valentine's dinner, says The Sun.
>
> The father of two has also revealed he does all the cooking at home but
has
> hired a cleaner because he can't bear tidying up.
>
> "Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it. As soon as we
could
> afford it, we hired a maid. It's our only luxury and I love it. I even
leave
> the towels on the floor when I've been in the bathroom."
>

Cooking while naked? Well, I guess that will loin him!

"edonline" > wrote in message
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>
> "CliffB" > wrote in message
> ...
> >

(snip)

>
> Cooking while naked? Well, I guess that will loin him!
>
>

Oh, that was bad! really bad! ROFLMAO........

kili

CliffB > wrote in message >...
> Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
>
> Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
>
> Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for his
> wife - naked.
>
> http://www.ananova.com/entertainment...sm_913805.html
>
> Jamie will return to our screens next year /PA
>
> He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony when he got too
> close to the oven.
>
> Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in the kitchen and
> burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening - and my night."
>
> He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate incident happened.
>
> He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for their ruined
> Valentine's dinner, says The Sun.
>
> The father of two has also revealed he does all the cooking at home but has
> hired a cleaner because he can't bear tidying up.
>
> "Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it. As soon as we could
> afford it, we hired a maid. It's our only luxury and I love it. I even leave
> the towels on the floor when I've been in the bathroom."


don;t believe everything you read in papers ,especially this one.

On Wed, 07 Apr 2004 13:50:43 GMT, kilikini wrote:

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> "edonline" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "CliffB" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>>
>
> (snip)
>
>>
>> Cooking while naked? Well, I guess that will loin him!
>>
>>
>
> Oh, that was bad! really bad! ROFLMAO........
>
> kili

OK, I agree that was bad, but what does ROFLMAO mean?

--
JakeInHartsel

"Glenn Jacobs" > wrote in message
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> On Wed, 07 Apr 2004 13:50:43 GMT, kilikini wrote:
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> >
> > "edonline" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >>
> >> "CliffB" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >>>
> >
> > (snip)
> >
> >>
> >> Cooking while naked? Well, I guess that will loin him!
> >>
> >>
> >
> > Oh, that was bad! really bad! ROFLMAO........
> >
> > kili
>
> OK, I agree that was bad, but what does ROFLMAO mean?
>
> --
> JakeInHartsel

Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off.............. (excuse the
language)

kili

kilikini wrote:
>
> "Glenn Jacobs" > wrote in message

> > > Oh, that was bad! really bad! ROFLMAO........

> > OK, I agree that was bad, but what does ROFLMAO mean?

> > JakeInHartsel
>
> Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off.............. (excuse the
> language)

I think floor is a perfectly acceptable word.

nancy

"CliffB" > wrote in message
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>
> Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
>
> Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
>
> Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for
his
> wife - naked.
>
> http://www.ananova.com/entertainment...sm_913805.html
snip

I was taught baking by a little old lady who used an old fashioned gas oven.
She told me how to determine a slow, medium and fast oven by putting your
hand inside, however long it took until it was 'too hot' determined how hot
the oven was and what could be done in it....i.e. a 'fast' oven was for
biscuits, a 'slow' oven was for a long roast (as long as you kept the temp
the same). Some one should have told Ol'Mushmouth to use his hand to test
the temp.

-Ginny

Sounds like Jamies got a new hot rod...LOL! Wonder if it has a spot on it that
turns red to let you know it's ready like his Tefal cookware ;-).

<< Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in the kitchen and
> burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening - and my night." >>

"Virginia Tadrzynski" > wrote in
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>
> "CliffB" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
>>
>> Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
>>
>> Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal
>> for his wife - naked.
>>
>> http://www.ananova.com/entertainment...sm_913805.html
> snip
>
> I was taught baking by a little old lady who used an old fashioned gas
> oven. She told me how to determine a slow, medium and fast oven by
> putting your hand inside, however long it took until it was 'too hot'
> determined how hot the oven was and what could be done in it....i.e. a
> 'fast' oven was for biscuits, a 'slow' oven was for a long roast (as
> long as you kept the temp the same). Some one should have told
> Ol'Mushmouth to use his hand to test the temp.

Mmmmm, biscuits. Made with buttermilk. And real butter. I love to make 'em!

By your description, I'd judge slow to be 300-325, medium to be 350-375
and fast to be 425 or so.

Big J

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"CliffB" > wrote in message
...
>
> Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
>
> Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
>
> Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for
his
> wife - naked.
>
> http://www.ananova.com/entertainment...sm_913805.html
>
> Jamie will return to our screens next year /PA
>
> He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony when he got too
> close to the oven.
>
> Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in the kitchen and
> burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening - and my night."
>
> He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate incident
happened.
>
> He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for their ruined
> Valentine's dinner, says The Sun.
>
> The father of two has also revealed he does all the cooking at home but
has
> hired a cleaner because he can't bear tidying up.
>
> "Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it. As soon as we
could
> afford it, we hired a maid. It's our only luxury and I love it. I even
leave
> the towels on the floor when I've been in the bathroom."
>

So glad he told us.

"edonline" > wrote in message
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>
> "CliffB" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
> >
> > Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
> >
> > Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for
> his
> > wife - naked.
> >
> > http://www.ananova.com/entertainment...sm_913805.html
> >
> > Jamie will return to our screens next year /PA
> >
> > He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony when he got
too
> > close to the oven.
> >
> > Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in the kitchen and
> > burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening - and my night."
> >
> > He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate incident
> happened.
> >
> > He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for their ruined
> > Valentine's dinner, says The Sun.
> >
> > The father of two has also revealed he does all the cooking at home but
> has
> > hired a cleaner because he can't bear tidying up.
> >
> > "Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it. As soon as we
> could
> > afford it, we hired a maid. It's our only luxury and I love it. I even
> leave
> > the towels on the floor when I've been in the bathroom."
> >
>
> Cooking while naked? Well, I guess that will loin him!
>
>

No, he heard wieners plump up if you cook them.

In article >, edonline > wrote:

> Cooking while naked? Well, I guess that will loin him!

He didn't realize how much was at steak.

Mike