How many of you fat-assed *gourmands* have waddled up to Burger King
for that new gigantic breakfast sandwich? Each and every one of you,
I'm sure.

Blather on with your protests, you're a bunch of overweight bags of
shit and you know it.

Flame on!

Oooh such venom! Must have struck a nerve. It's okay to be fat,
you're among a bunch of gluttonous tanks in here, Dog. Now dry your
eyes and go get that chalupa from Taco Bell. It's almost dinnertime,
I'm sure your blood-sugar level is dropping since your afternoon snack
of a large pizza and gravy fries. Go on, get.

*snickering at the fat asses clamoring to profess their svelte shapes*

projectile vomit chick wrote:
> How many of you fat-assed *gourmands* have waddled up to Burger King
> for that new gigantic breakfast sandwich? Each and every one of you,
> I'm sure.
>

The little breakfast sandwiches at BK are plenty big enough for me. I
had one a few days ago; I'm trying to eat a generous breakfast every day
whether I'm hungry or not, then just have a piece of fruit and coffee
for lunch. I've lost a couple of pounds this week just by making this
change in my eating habits.

BTW, what do you think about their new commercials with the creepy king
in the rubber mask, or that surreal one with the black rhinestone cowboy
and (I think) porn stars?

Regards,
Bob

On Sat 16 Apr 2005 01:25:46p, projectile vomit chick wrote in
rec.food.cooking:

> How many of you fat-assed *gourmands* have waddled up to Burger King
> for that new gigantic breakfast sandwich? Each and every one of you,
> I'm sure.
>
> Blather on with your protests, you're a bunch of overweight bags of
> shit and you know it.

No flame, apart from the fact that you don't know what you're talking about.

I've been to a Burger King exactly twice in my life; once to try it at
someone's insistance, once again to confirm how revolting I thought it was.
That was back in the days when they flame-broiled the burgers right in front
of your eyes. Only the devil knows what it's like now.

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

"projectile vomit chick" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> How many of you fat-assed *gourmands* have waddled up to Burger King
> for that new gigantic breakfast sandwich? Each and every one of you,
> I'm sure.
>
> Blather on with your protests, you're a bunch of overweight bags of
> shit and you know it.
>
> Flame on!
>

I'm going to tell your mommy that you are using her computer.

Dog3 wrote:
> "projectile vomit chick" > wrote in
> oups.com:
>
>> How many of you fat-assed *gourmands* (snipped and killfiled AGAIN)

I have to ask how many of you didn't already killfile this "CHICK" and lived
peacefully without dealing with this kind of crap posting before she/it got
bored being ignored and descended on the ng again? Do not feed the trolls.

Jill

On 16 Apr 2005 13:25:46 -0700, projectile vomit chick wrote:

> How many of you fat-assed *gourmands* have waddled up to Burger King
> for that new gigantic breakfast sandwich? Each and every one of you,
> I'm sure.
>
> Blather on with your protests, you're a bunch of overweight bags of
> shit and you know it.
>
> Flame on!

Flame on? Why bother? We're too busy stuffing our faces.

sf
wiping greasy fingers on shirt to stop them sliding off the keyboard

In article .com>,
"projectile vomit chick" > wrote:

> How many of you fat-assed *gourmands* have waddled up to Burger King
> for that new gigantic breakfast sandwich? Each and every one of you,
> I'm sure.

Not me, I'm allergic to some of the ingredients and don't like fast food
in any case.

> Blather on with your protests, you're a bunch of overweight bags of
> shit and you know it.
>
> Flame on!

We love you too. Mwah!

Miche

--
WWMVD?

In article .com>,
"projectile vomit chick" > wrote:

> How many of you fat-assed *gourmands* have waddled up to Burger King
> for that new gigantic breakfast sandwich? Each and every one of you,
> I'm sure.
>
> Blather on with your protests, you're a bunch of overweight bags of
> shit and you know it.
>
> Flame on!

Now y'all know why I keep PVC killfiled...
She is a well known troll from alt.drugs.hard.

Too bad the bitch keeps morphing.
--
TH

Life is a sexually transmitted disease...
and..... it is terminal..... --~*~R~*~

In article . com>,
"projectile vomit chick" > wrote:

> Oooh such venom! Must have struck a nerve. It's okay to be fat,
> you're among a bunch of gluttonous tanks in here, Dog. Now dry your
> eyes and go get that chalupa from Taco Bell. It's almost dinnertime,
> I'm sure your blood-sugar level is dropping since your afternoon snack
> of a large pizza and gravy fries. Go on, get.
>
> *snickering at the fat asses clamoring to profess their svelte shapes*
>

That'd be ME with the fat butt. I've met Michael in person -- thin as a
rail, he is.
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> Cam Ranh Bay food added 4-8-05.
Sam I Am! updated 4-9-05.
"I read recipes the way I read science fiction: I get to the end and
say,'Well, that's not going to happen.'" - Comedian Rita Rudner,
performance at New York, New York, January 10, 2005.

On Sat 16 Apr 2005 05:27:46p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> In article . com>,
> "projectile vomit chick" > wrote:
>
>> Oooh such venom! Must have struck a nerve. It's okay to be fat,
>> you're among a bunch of gluttonous tanks in here, Dog. Now dry your
>> eyes and go get that chalupa from Taco Bell. It's almost dinnertime,
>> I'm sure your blood-sugar level is dropping since your afternoon snack
>> of a large pizza and gravy fries. Go on, get.
>>
>> *snickering at the fat asses clamoring to profess their svelte shapes*
>>
>
> That'd be ME with the fat butt. I've met Michael in person -- thin as a
> rail, he is.

Not you, Barb. Rubenesque perhaps, but not a fat butt.

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 00:24:35 GMT, Dog3 >
wrote:

>
> She pulls this crap all the time. I've seen her in several ngs. She plops
> in, causes havoc and takes off. I kfd her. She's the only person in there
> so she does not have anyone to torment. She is a troll. Stop feeding it and
> it will go on to the next group it decides to invade. It's like a
> cockroach.
>
> Michael

At least she's upfront about who she is - every time she drops by,
she's "projectile vomit chick" so we know what to expect. Those who
are surprised either have a short memory or are new.

Dog3 wrote:
> Wayne Boatwright > wrote in
> :
>
>> On Sat 16 Apr 2005 05:27:46p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in
>> rec.food.cooking:
>>
>>> In article . com>,
>>> "projectile vomit chick" > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Oooh such venom! Must have struck a nerve. It's okay to be fat,
>>>> you're among a bunch of gluttonous tanks in here, Dog. Now dry
>>>> your eyes and go get that chalupa from Taco Bell. It's almost
>>>> dinnertime, I'm sure your blood-sugar level is dropping since your
>>>> afternoon snack of a large pizza and gravy fries. Go on, get.
>>>>
>>>> *snickering at the fat asses clamoring to profess their svelte
>>>> shapes*
>>>>
>>>
>>> That'd be ME with the fat butt. I've met Michael in person -- thin
>>> as a rail, he is.
>>
>> Not you, Barb. Rubenesque perhaps, but not a fat butt.
>>
>
> Absolutely. Besides, Barb's personality is so terrific you would love
> her even if she was big as a house.
>
> Michael

Why am I suddenly thinking of that Commodores song:

"She's a brick----house!
Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house!
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back."

Jill

On Sun 17 Apr 2005 03:30:10a, jmcquown wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> Dog3 wrote:
>> Wayne Boatwright > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>> On Sat 16 Apr 2005 05:27:46p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in
>>> rec.food.cooking:
>>>
>>>> In article . com>,
>>>> "projectile vomit chick" > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Oooh such venom! Must have struck a nerve. It's okay to be fat,
>>>>> you're among a bunch of gluttonous tanks in here, Dog. Now dry
>>>>> your eyes and go get that chalupa from Taco Bell. It's almost
>>>>> dinnertime, I'm sure your blood-sugar level is dropping since your
>>>>> afternoon snack of a large pizza and gravy fries. Go on, get.
>>>>>
>>>>> *snickering at the fat asses clamoring to profess their svelte
>>>>> shapes*
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That'd be ME with the fat butt. I've met Michael in person -- thin
>>>> as a rail, he is.
>>>
>>> Not you, Barb. Rubenesque perhaps, but not a fat butt.
>>>
>>
>> Absolutely. Besides, Barb's personality is so terrific you would love
>> her even if she was big as a house.
>>
>> Michael
>
> Why am I suddenly thinking of that Commodores song:
>
> "She's a brick----house!
> Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
> She's a brick----house!
> The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
> ain't holding nothing back."
>
> Jill

heheheh! That would be Barb!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

projectile vomit chick wrote:

> Oooh such venom! Must have struck a nerve. It's okay to be fat,
> you're among a bunch of gluttonous tanks in here, Dog. Now dry your
> eyes and go get that chalupa from Taco Bell. It's almost dinnertime,
> I'm sure your blood-sugar level is dropping since your afternoon snack
> of a large pizza and gravy fries. Go on, get.
>
> *snickering at the fat asses clamoring to profess their svelte shapes*

No nerve struck. He is responding to an obnoxious little troll. I am not
slim. I spend an hour and a half in the gym 6 days a week and take
equestrian jumping lessons every weekend. I can't remember the last time
I was in a Burger King, but would hazard a guess that it was more than 20
years ago. I have gravy on fries if I am warming up a hot roast beef
sandwich and haven't had a pizza in years.

How about you? What do you stuff your beak with while you play on your
parents' computer?

"zxcvbob" > wrote in message
...
snip>
> BTW, what do you think about their new commercials with the creepy king in
> the rubber mask, or that surreal one with the black rhinestone cowboy and
> (I think) porn stars?
>
> Regards,
> Bob

I'm amazed at that commercial where the guys opens the window blinds and the
King is standing outside staring in--that is way beyond creepy. I can't
figure out how anyone thought that commercial was not in bad taste--I mean,
what kind of guy stands in your yard in the bushes outside your bedroom
window? What was he doing our there? Of course, the king himself is
science-fiction-movie weird. Ugh!
Janet

by the way, how many of *you* idiots have your own website where you
can show off your own body?

Heres mine;

http://www.bigandslutty.com/?hitID=2...2-1-10&front=1

"projectile vomit chick" > wrote in
message ups.com...
> Oooh such venom! Must have struck a nerve. It's okay to be fat,
> you're among a bunch of gluttonous tanks in here, Dog. Now dry your
> eyes and go get that chalupa from Taco Bell. It's almost
> dinnertime,
> I'm sure your blood-sugar level is dropping since your afternoon
> snack
> of a large pizza and gravy fries. Go on, get.
>
> *snickering at the fat asses clamoring to profess their svelte
> shapes*
>

Janet Bostwick wrote:
> "zxcvbob" > wrote in message
> ...
> snip>
>> BTW, what do you think about their new commercials with the creepy
>> king in the rubber mask, or that surreal one with the black
>> rhinestone cowboy and (I think) porn stars?
>>
>> Regards,
>> Bob
>
> I'm amazed at that commercial where the guys opens the window blinds
> and the King is standing outside staring in--that is way beyond
> creepy. I can't figure out how anyone thought that commercial was
> not in bad taste--I mean, what kind of guy stands in your yard in
> the
> bushes outside your bedroom window? What was he doing our there?
> Of course, the king himself is science-fiction-movie weird. Ugh!
> Janet

A peeping-Tom type of person? Isn't that illegal most places?

In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> wrote:

> On Sat 16 Apr 2005 05:27:46p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
> > In article . com>,
> > "projectile vomit chick" > wrote:
> >
> >> Oooh such venom! Must have struck a nerve. It's okay to be fat,
> >> you're among a bunch of gluttonous tanks in here, Dog. Now dry your
> >> eyes and go get that chalupa from Taco Bell. It's almost dinnertime,
> >> I'm sure your blood-sugar level is dropping since your afternoon snack
> >> of a large pizza and gravy fries. Go on, get.
> >>
> >> *snickering at the fat asses clamoring to profess their svelte shapes*
> >>
> >
> > That'd be ME with the fat butt. I've met Michael in person -- thin as
> > a
> > rail, he is.
>
> Not you, Barb. Rubenesque perhaps, but not a fat butt.

Aww-w-w, thanks. How about zaftig? No, that says "slightly" fat. I
could lose 70-80 pounds and not be svelte. I wouldn't mind "Looookin'
gooood", but I think "svelte" is out of reach. "-)
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> Cam Ranh Bay food added 4-8-05.
Sam I Am! updated 4-9-05.
"I read recipes the way I read science fiction: I get to the end and
say,'Well, that's not going to happen.'" - Comedian Rita Rudner,
performance at New York, New York, January 10, 2005.

BOB wrote:
> Janet Bostwick wrote:
> > "zxcvbob" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > snip>
> >> BTW, what do you think about their new commercials with the creepy
> >> king in the rubber mask, or that surreal one with the black
> >> rhinestone cowboy and (I think) porn stars?
> >>
> >> Regards,
> >> Bob
> >
> > I'm amazed at that commercial where the guys opens the window
blinds
> > and the King is standing outside staring in--that is way beyond
> > creepy. I can't figure out how anyone thought that commercial was
> > not in bad taste--I mean, what kind of guy stands in your yard in
> > the
> > bushes outside your bedroom window? What was he doing our there?
> > Of course, the king himself is science-fiction-movie weird. Ugh!
> > Janet
>
> A peeping-Tom type of person? Isn't that illegal most places?

That guy ain't 'with-it'. Technology has made major advances... my 80
X Nikon spotting scope puts me so up close and personal from a mile
away I can almost taste it, and is perfectly legal. And with my
Olympus digicam mounted I get a permanent record. But officer, I'm
only checking out the local wildlife... now ain't that big bustard
buzzard wild... hehe

In article > , Dog3
> wrote:

> Wayne Boatwright > wrote in
> :
>
> > On Sat 16 Apr 2005 05:27:46p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in
> > rec.food.cooking:
> >
> >> In article . com>,
> >> "projectile vomit chick" > wrote:
(snip)
> >>>
> >>> *snickering at the fat asses clamoring to profess their svelte
> >>> shapes*
> >>>
> >>
> >> That'd be ME with the fat butt. I've met Michael in person -- thin
> >> as a rail, he is.
> >
> > Not you, Barb. Rubenesque perhaps, but not a fat butt.

> Absolutely. Besides, Barb's personality is so terrific you would love her
> even if she was big as a house.

How about a small condo? I keep telling Rob my arse is big enough for
two and it's all his! "-) Has been for the last 39 years (next week),
too!

> Michael
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> Cam Ranh Bay food added 4-8-05.
Sam I Am! updated 4-9-05.
"I read recipes the way I read science fiction: I get to the end and
say,'Well, that's not going to happen.'" - Comedian Rita Rudner,
performance at New York, New York, January 10, 2005.

x-no-archive: yes

Hi there, pvc! I've missed you. What have you been up to?

"projectile vomit chick" > wrote:

>How many of you fat-assed *gourmands* have waddled up to Burger King
>for that new gigantic breakfast sandwich? Each and every one of you,
>I'm sure.
>
>Blather on with your protests, you're a bunch of overweight bags of
>shit and you know it.
>
>Flame on!
>
No flames here. Look up a little farther and you'll find that I
actually tend to enjoy your posts. I don't, however, understand why
you're so freakin angry all the time. Nobody forces you to come here,
you know.

" BOB" > wrote in message
. ..
> Janet Bostwick wrote:
>> "zxcvbob" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> snip>
>>> BTW, what do you think about their new commercials with the creepy
>>> king in the rubber mask, or that surreal one with the black
>>> rhinestone cowboy and (I think) porn stars?
>>>
>>> Regards,
>>> Bob
>>
>> I'm amazed at that commercial where the guys opens the window blinds
>> and the King is standing outside staring in--that is way beyond
>> creepy. I can't figure out how anyone thought that commercial was
>> not in bad taste--I mean, what kind of guy stands in your yard in the
>> bushes outside your bedroom window? What was he doing our there? Of
>> course, the king himself is science-fiction-movie weird. Ugh!
>> Janet
>
> A peeping-Tom type of person? Isn't that illegal most places?
Exactly--and then he hands you a sandwich--yuck
Janet

"Sheldon" > wrote in message
oups.com...
>
> BOB wrote:
>> Janet Bostwick wrote:
>> > "zxcvbob" > wrote in message
>> > ...
>> > snip>
>> >> BTW, what do you think about their new commercials with the creepy
>> >> king in the rubber mask, or that surreal one with the black
>> >> rhinestone cowboy and (I think) porn stars?
>> >>
>> >> Regards,
>> >> Bob
>> >
>> > I'm amazed at that commercial where the guys opens the window
> blinds
>> > and the King is standing outside staring in--that is way beyond
>> > creepy. I can't figure out how anyone thought that commercial was
>> > not in bad taste--I mean, what kind of guy stands in your yard in
>> > the
>> > bushes outside your bedroom window? What was he doing our there?
>> > Of course, the king himself is science-fiction-movie weird. Ugh!
>> > Janet
>>
>> A peeping-Tom type of person? Isn't that illegal most places?
>
> That guy ain't 'with-it'. Technology has made major advances... my 80
> X Nikon spotting scope puts me so up close and personal from a mile
> away I can almost taste it, and is perfectly legal. And with my
> Olympus digicam mounted I get a permanent record. But officer, I'm
> only checking out the local wildlife... now ain't that big bustard
> buzzard wild... hehe
>
A mile away is good
Janet

One time on Usenet, "projectile vomit chick"
> said:

> How many of you fat-assed *gourmands* have waddled up to Burger King
> for that new gigantic breakfast sandwich? Each and every one of you,
> I'm sure.
>
> Blather on with your protests, you're a bunch of overweight bags of
> shit and you know it.
>
> Flame on!

*YAwn* Is this the best you can do? Hell, I've seen better flames
from kids lighting farts. Nothing sadder than a boring troll...

--
Jani in WA ~ mom, vid gamer, novice cook ~
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same
way that bricks don't" - D. Adams, HGTTG

Gal Called Jani wrote on 17 Apr 2005 in rec.food.cooking

> *YAwn* Is this the best you can do? Hell, I've seen better flames
> from kids lighting farts. Nothing sadder than a boring troll...
>

I did that once...burnt a round hole in my gotch....Mom was ****ed.

--
No Bread Crumbs were hurt in the making of this Meal.
Type 2 Diabetic Since Aug 2004
1AC- 7.2, 7.3, 5.5, 5.6 mmol
Weight from 265 down to 219 lbs. and dropping.
Continuing to be Manitoban

5' 9" 178 Lbs.Haven't been to any fast food joint in 14 years,best
friends the doctors and morticians ever had.

On Sun 17 Apr 2005 06:57:48a, BOB wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> Janet Bostwick wrote:
>> "zxcvbob" > wrote in message
>> ... snip>
>>> BTW, what do you think about their new commercials with the creepy
>>> king in the rubber mask, or that surreal one with the black
>>> rhinestone cowboy and (I think) porn stars?
>>>
>>> Regards,
>>> Bob
>>
>> I'm amazed at that commercial where the guys opens the window blinds
>> and the King is standing outside staring in--that is way beyond
>> creepy. I can't figure out how anyone thought that commercial was
>> not in bad taste--I mean, what kind of guy stands in your yard in the
>> bushes outside your bedroom window? What was he doing our there?
>> Of course, the king himself is science-fiction-movie weird. Ugh!
>> Janet
>
> A peeping-Tom type of person? Isn't that illegal most places?
>
>

The King is beyond reproach!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Wayne Boatwright > wrote:

>The King is beyond reproach!

I second that - heavens, that means I'm really old.

"Dog3" <snipping nasties from the one of the biggest trolls around!>
>>
>>
>
> What an interesting post <NOT>. FYI I am 5' 7" and this morning weighed in
> at 144 lbs. Not an ounce of flab on the body. Nor do I have a fat ass.
> Now,
> go get your burger and **** off troll.
>
> Michael <- cramming the burger down the troll's throat
> ===============

Michael, please ignore 'it'. She's positively nasty and isn't worth the
effort!

Cyndi

"Rick & Cyndi" > wrote:


>Michael, please ignore 'it'. She's positively nasty and isn't worth the
>effort!
>
>Cyndi
>
>
>
Actually, Cyndi, I'm a little intrigued by her. I'd kind of just like
to know what makes her "tick" and why she's so incredibly angry all
the time, you know? Guess I'm bored. Obviously.

On Sun 17 Apr 2005 05:49:42p, AlleyGator wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> "Rick & Cyndi" > wrote:
>
>
>>Michael, please ignore 'it'. She's positively nasty and isn't worth the
>>effort!
>>
>>Cyndi
>>
>>
>>
> Actually, Cyndi, I'm a little intrigued by her. I'd kind of just like
> to know what makes her "tick" and why she's so incredibly angry all
> the time, you know? Guess I'm bored. Obviously.

Be careful. The ticking you hear may be a time bomb!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

In article >,
(AlleyGator) wrote:

> "Rick & Cyndi" > wrote:
>
>
> >Michael, please ignore 'it'. She's positively nasty and isn't worth the
> >effort!
> >
> >Cyndi
> >
> >
> >
> Actually, Cyndi, I'm a little intrigued by her. I'd kind of just like
> to know what makes her "tick" and why she's so incredibly angry all
> the time, you know? Guess I'm bored. Obviously.

She originates on alt.drugs.hard.

'nuff said right? ;-)

Cocain addicts are notoriously irrational.
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

Yet "cocaine" addicts can spell. D'oh!

"projectile vomit chick" > wrote:

>Yet "cocaine" addicts can spell. D'oh!
>

See - I told you I liked you <G>.