Ron's been hanging out with me because he's
waiting for some jobs to be done.

Suddenly he said, you cleaned the toilet the
other day. Uh, what a really weird thing to
say. I should have figured out there was an
'and' coming.

Like, alert the media. nancy cleaned the
toilet.

Okay, I had picked up the lid and the seat
(like how else can you clean the toilet?) and
when I was done, I put the lid down and
flushed. I left the brush in there. Walked away
and forgot all about it.

Ron comes home, goes to the bathroom and
sits down. (laughing) He feels something hard
between his legs (no, not that) and the brush
swung up and hit his butt.

He said, I thought there is
something or someone in the toilet. Moxie?

nancy (moxie is my cat)

Thanks for a great laugh!!

C

How funny!

It doesn't matter how much fresh water the cats get, Tuner and James
want toilet water. I once had a cat who drank the murky watercolor
water I kept in a glass to clean my brushes. James likes to dip a paw
into my watering can, lick it, and keep on dipping.

One friend who has sort of an urgency problem came by for dinner. I
heard him yelling from the bathroom. It's hard to share the toilet
with so many. Another time, the in-laws were staying with us at this
apartment that was sort of lacking. The bathroom was off the kitchen,
and there was no tub. Just a shower head on the ceiling, so you'd
shower in the whole tiny room . Dearly departed father-in-law was
heard to swear from the bathroom. I guess the seat was still wet from
our showers.

On Wed 20 Apr 2005 05:45:06a, Dog3 wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> "Nancy Young" > typed this gem in
> :
>
>> Ron's been hanging out with me because he's
>> waiting for some jobs to be done.
>>
>> Suddenly he said, you cleaned the toilet the
>> other day. Uh, what a really weird thing to
>> say. I should have figured out there was an
>> 'and' coming.
>>
>> Like, alert the media. nancy cleaned the toilet.
>>
>> Okay, I had picked up the lid and the seat
>> (like how else can you clean the toilet?) and
>> when I was done, I put the lid down and
>> flushed. I left the brush in there. Walked away
>> and forgot all about it.
>>
>> Ron comes home, goes to the bathroom and
>> sits down. (laughing) He feels something hard
>> between his legs (no, not that) and the brush
>> swung up and hit his butt.
>>
>> He said, I thought there is
>> something or someone in the toilet. Moxie?
>>
>> nancy (moxie is my cat)
>
> LOL... Too funny. One time I forgot about a rake I had left in the
> garage prong side up. Steven got home late and left his Jeep in the
> drive. He walked through the garage and stepped on the rake. The rake
> came right up and the handle hit him on the forehead. He walked right up
> to me and said "asshole." That was all he said. I got the silent
> treatment all night. Finally he couldn't stand it any longer and began
> to vent. By this time he had a lump on the forehead. I'm sorry but I
> couldn't help but laugh. Only Steven could be attacked by a rake in a
> remote area of the garage. Of course it taught me to double check for my
> gardening tools before quitting. That incident could have been very
> dangerous.

OUCH! Poor Steven.

> Michael <- wondering where to leave the chain saw

Just don't leave the damn thing running!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 12:45:06 GMT, Dog3 >
wrote:

>"Nancy Young" > typed this gem in
:
>
>> Ron's been hanging out with me because he's
>> waiting for some jobs to be done.
>>
>> Suddenly he said, you cleaned the toilet the
>> other day. Uh, what a really weird thing to
>> say. I should have figured out there was an
>> 'and' coming.
>>
>> Like, alert the media. nancy cleaned the
>> toilet.
>>
>> Okay, I had picked up the lid and the seat
>> (like how else can you clean the toilet?) and
>> when I was done, I put the lid down and
>> flushed. I left the brush in there. Walked away
>> and forgot all about it.
>>
>> Ron comes home, goes to the bathroom and
>> sits down. (laughing) He feels something hard
>> between his legs (no, not that) and the brush
>> swung up and hit his butt.
>>
>> He said, I thought there is
>> something or someone in the toilet. Moxie?
>>
>> nancy (moxie is my cat)
>
>LOL... Too funny. One time I forgot about a rake I had left in the garage
>prong side up. Steven got home late and left his Jeep in the drive. He
>walked through the garage and stepped on the rake. The rake came right up
>and the handle hit him on the forehead. He walked right up to me and said
>"asshole." That was all he said. I got the silent treatment all night.
>Finally he couldn't stand it any longer and began to vent. By this time he
>had a lump on the forehead. I'm sorry but I couldn't help but laugh. Only
>Steven could be attacked by a rake in a remote area of the garage. Of
>course it taught me to double check for my gardening tools before quitting.
>That incident could have been very dangerous.
>
>Michael <- wondering where to leave the chain saw

LOLOL! I can definitely see this happening at my house, only I would
probably be the one who left the rake out AND stepped on it. Too
funny, Michael.

Ginny