I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type of
recipes?

thanks

Grizzman

On Sun, 24 Apr 2005 16:28:58 -0800, Grizzman >
wrote:

>I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type of
>recipes?
>
>thanks
>
>Grizzman

Sliced mango.


modom

Only superficial people don't judge by appearances.
-- Oscar Wilde

"Grizzman" > wrote in message
...
> I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type of
> recipes?
>

In the correct context dried shrimp can be amazingly
stimulating, if not downright profound.

pavane

On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 01:13:54 GMT, "pavane"
> wrote:

>
>"Grizzman" > wrote in message
...
>> I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type of
>> recipes?
>>
>
>In the correct context dried shrimp can be amazingly
>stimulating, if not downright profound.
>
>pavane
>
No, because you are supposed to eat food, not get frisky and personal
with it.

"Michael Odom" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 24 Apr 2005 16:28:58 -0800, Grizzman >
> wrote:
>
> >I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type of
> >recipes?
> >
> >thanks
> >
> >Grizzman
>
> Sliced mango.
>
>
> modom

In the bath

David

Isabel Allende wrote a book about aphrodesiacs, which included a whole
bunch of recipes to get your loved one gpoing. You cn probably find it
on Amazon.com

On Sun, 24 Apr 2005 16:28:58 -0800, Grizzman wrote:

> I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type of
> recipes?
>
> thanks
>
> Grizzman

Kentucky Fried Chicken, accompanied with a big cup of sweet tea and a jar
of pickled eggs.

pavane wrote:
> "Grizzman" > wrote in message
> ...
> > I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type
of
> > recipes?
> >
>
> In the correct context dried shrimp can be amazingly
> stimulating, if not downright profound.
>
> pavane

What context is that... I can't imagine any goils I know get profoundly
stimulated you whipped out your dried shrimp.

Sheldon

Grizzman wrote:
> I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type
of
> recipes?
>
> thanks
>
> Grizzman

No gal can resist a mirror, wanna give her erotic ideas feed her a
banana in front of a mirror.

Sheldon

In article >,
Grizzman > wrote:

> I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type of
> recipes?
>
> thanks
>
> Grizzman

Strawberries and whipped cream.....
--
K.

Sprout the MungBean to reply

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell‹you
see, I have friends in both places." --Mark Twain

In article >,
"pavane" > wrote:

> "Grizzman" > wrote in message
> ...
> > I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type of
> > recipes?
> >
>
> In the correct context dried shrimp can be amazingly
> stimulating, if not downright profound.
>
> pavane
>
>

You _must_ elaborate!
--
K.

Sprout the MungBean to reply

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell‹you
see, I have friends in both places." --Mark Twain

In article >,
"David Hare-Scott" > wrote:

> "Michael Odom" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On Sun, 24 Apr 2005 16:28:58 -0800, Grizzman >
> > wrote:
> >
> > >I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type of
> > >recipes?
> > >
> > >thanks
> > >
> > >Grizzman
> >
> > Sliced mango.
> >
> >
> > modom
>
> In the bath
>
> David
>
>

With Jello........
--
K.

Sprout the MungBean to reply

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell‹you
see, I have friends in both places." --Mark Twain

In article >,
"Gorf" > wrote:

> "Katra" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >,
> > "pavane" > wrote:
> >
> >> "Grizzman" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >> > I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type
> >> > of
> >> > recipes?
> >> >
> >>
> >> In the correct context dried shrimp can be amazingly
> >> stimulating, if not downright profound.
> >>
> >> pavane
> >>
> >>
> >
> > You _must_ elaborate!
>
> The smell? :S

If so, then someone needs a bath...... :-P
--
K.

Sprout the MungBean to reply

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell‹you
see, I have friends in both places." --Mark Twain

"Grizzman" > wrote in message
...
>I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type of
>recipes?
>
> thanks
>
> Grizzman


Well...How about 'Oysters then....They are supposed to be an
Aphrodisiac....IMPROVE YOUR PERFORMANCE :-))

--
Bigbazza(Barry)..Oz

"Katra" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "pavane" > wrote:
>
>> "Grizzman" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type
>> > of
>> > recipes?
>> >
>>
>> In the correct context dried shrimp can be amazingly
>> stimulating, if not downright profound.
>>
>> pavane
>>
>>
>
> You _must_ elaborate!

The smell? :S

--
Gorf

Bigbazza wrote:

> "Grizzman" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type of
>>recipes?
>>
>>thanks
>>
>>Grizzman
>
>
>
> Well...How about 'Oysters then....They are supposed to be an
> Aphrodisiac....IMPROVE YOUR PERFORMANCE :-))
>

How about Nanny Ogg's famous carrot and oyster pie - "Carrots so you can
see in the dark, oysters so's you've got something to look at."

Kathleen

Simply, melt down some chocolate for fondue with strawberries and
bananas for dipping. Worked so well at my house that now, when she's in
the mood she makes it for me.

But I'm for the Nanny Ogg idea. Can't go wrong with carrots and
oysters.

Cheers,
Xander.
---
"Wherever you go, there you are."

"Bigbazza" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Grizzman" > wrote in message
> ...
>>I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type of
>>recipes?
>>
>> thanks
>>
>> Grizzman
>
>
> Well...How about 'Oysters then....They are supposed to be an
> Aphrodisiac....IMPROVE YOUR PERFORMANCE :-))

Wooohooo, suck down those salty flem like sea creatures with lumps of
sand.

--
Gorf

Chrysophylax wrote:
> Simply, melt down some chocolate for fondue with strawberries and
> bananas for dipping. Worked so well at my house that now, when she's
in
> the mood she makes it for me.
>
> But I'm for the Nanny Ogg idea. Can't go wrong with carrots and
> oysters.

What're the carrots for... when your viagra craps out?

Sheldon

maybe i was too unclear. i dont need stimuli, just recipes that sound
erotic or recipes for making anatomical correct cakes and such. Also
these recipes need to be geared towards bachelors. You see, i am doing a
newsletter for a strip club and erotic, sexy, adult etc....type of
cooking is going to be one of the columns.


any help?

thanks

Grizzman

Grizzman wrote:

> maybe i was too unclear. i dont need stimuli, just recipes that sound
> erotic or recipes for making anatomical correct cakes and such. Also
> these recipes need to be geared towards bachelors. You see, i am doing a
> newsletter for a strip club and erotic, sexy, adult etc....type of
> cooking is going to be one of the columns.
>

Maiden's Breasts

Spotted Dick

In article >,
Grizzman > wrote:
>
>maybe i was too unclear. i dont need stimuli, just recipes that sound
>erotic or recipes for making anatomical correct cakes and such. Also
>these recipes need to be geared towards bachelors. You see, i am doing a
>newsletter for a strip club and erotic, sexy, adult etc....type of
>cooking is going to be one of the columns.

Hmm, I can think of some ideas...

Jiggling Breasts (made with the proper Jell-o mold)

Vaginal Burger (with the proper shaped bun it would look about right)

Frozen Erection (a peeled banana or some phallic pastry standing
vertically between two scoops of ice cream)

Piece of Chocolate Ass (two cakes or masses of mousse,
buttock-shaped and joined together, sprinkled with cocoa powder,
with an optional candle sticking out of where the hole would be)

This one's named after a notorious Dr Fielder in Texas who brought a
scandal of sadomasochism onto himself:
The Fielder Sandwich - a hot dog nailed to a bun
(if you're into that sort of thing)

Then there's the scene from "Tampopo" where a young couple's
foreplay involved passing a raw egg yolk back and forth from one
mouth to the other, until it broke. Seems kinda gross reading about
it, but it was a pretty erotic scene when watching it.

Other than that, a search on amazon.com for erotic recipes results
in several links to interesting books.

-A

In article >,
Grizzman > wrote:

> maybe i was too unclear. i dont need stimuli, just recipes that sound
> erotic or recipes for making anatomical correct cakes and such. Also
> these recipes need to be geared towards bachelors. You see, i am doing a
> newsletter for a strip club and erotic, sexy, adult etc....type of
> cooking is going to be one of the columns.
>
>
> any help?
>
> thanks
>
> Grizzman

In that case, it's not recipes you want, but presentation ideas.....
Sexy garnishes.

If you go to the adult bookstore, you can purchase molds shaped like
penises and breasts. Those can be used for jello or ice cube molds.

Making cakes in the same types of shapes is also quite easy.

Carrots can be carved, as can many vegatables.

Nearly ANY recipe can be "dressed" to be erotic!

Might want to do some googling on this one for special products. ;-)
--
K.

Sprout the MungBean to reply

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell‹you
see, I have friends in both places." --Mark Twain

One time on Usenet, Dave Smith > said:
> Grizzman wrote:
>
> > maybe i was too unclear. i dont need stimuli, just recipes that sound
> > erotic or recipes for making anatomical correct cakes and such. Also
> > these recipes need to be geared towards bachelors. You see, i am doing a
> > newsletter for a strip club and erotic, sexy, adult etc....type of
> > cooking is going to be one of the columns.

> Maiden's Breasts
>
> Spotted Dick

Cock A Leeky -- although I'm sure some men might not find that too
funny...

--
Jani in WA ~ mom, vid gamer, novice cook ~
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same
way that bricks don't" - D. Adams, HGTTG

On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:05:08 GMT, (Gal
Called Jani) wrote:

>One time on Usenet, Dave Smith > said:
>> Grizzman wrote:
>>
>> > maybe i was too unclear. i dont need stimuli, just recipes that sound
>> > erotic or recipes for making anatomical correct cakes and such. Also
>> > these recipes need to be geared towards bachelors. You see, i am doing a
>> > newsletter for a strip club and erotic, sexy, adult etc....type of
>> > cooking is going to be one of the columns.
>
>> Maiden's Breasts
>>
>> Spotted Dick
>
>Cock A Leeky -- although I'm sure some men might not find that too
>funny...

How do you think they'd feel about a spotted dick?

Boron

Boron Elgar wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:05:08 GMT, (Gal
> Called Jani) wrote:
>
>
>>One time on Usenet, Dave Smith > said:
>>
>>>Grizzman wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>maybe i was too unclear. i dont need stimuli, just recipes that sound
>>>>erotic or recipes for making anatomical correct cakes and such. Also
>>>>these recipes need to be geared towards bachelors. You see, i am doing a
>>>>newsletter for a strip club and erotic, sexy, adult etc....type of
>>>>cooking is going to be one of the columns.
>>
>>>Maiden's Breasts
>>>
>>>Spotted Dick
>>
>>Cock A Leeky -- although I'm sure some men might not find that too
>>funny...
>
>
> How do you think they'd feel about a spotted dick?
>
> Boron

Oh, Bubba Victor, what did you say they call a chocolate eclair in
Germany? I forgot, my memory is starting to fail me. )

Margaret Suran > wrote:

> Oh, Bubba Victor, what did you say they call a chocolate eclair in
> Germany? I forgot, my memory is starting to fail me. )

Mohrenschwanz. And that was in Austria, not in Germany - and *you* told
me about it! Hah! You are naughty!

Bubba

On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:05:08 GMT, (Gal
Called Jani) wrote:

>One time on Usenet, Dave Smith > said:
>> Grizzman wrote:
>>
>> > maybe i was too unclear. i dont need stimuli, just recipes that sound
>> > erotic or recipes for making anatomical correct cakes and such. Also
>> > these recipes need to be geared towards bachelors. You see, i am doing a
>> > newsletter for a strip club and erotic, sexy, adult etc....type of
>> > cooking is going to be one of the columns.
>
>> Maiden's Breasts
>>
>> Spotted Dick
>
>Cock A Leeky -- although I'm sure some men might not find that too
>funny...

Bubble and squeak.

Well, maybe not


modom

Only superficial people don't judge by appearances.
-- Oscar Wilde

Michael Odom > wrote in
:

> On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:05:08 GMT, (Gal
> Called Jani) wrote:
>
>>One time on Usenet, Dave Smith > said:
>>> Grizzman wrote:
>>>
>>> > maybe i was too unclear. i dont need stimuli, just recipes that
>>> > sound erotic or recipes for making anatomical correct cakes and
>>> > such. Also these recipes need to be geared towards bachelors. You
>>> > see, i am doing a newsletter for a strip club and erotic, sexy,
>>> > adult etc....type of cooking is going to be one of the columns.
>>
>>> Maiden's Breasts
>>>
>>> Spotted Dick
>>
>>Cock A Leeky -- although I'm sure some men might not find that too
>>funny...
>
> Bubble and squeak.
>
> Well, maybe not


There outta be a "K-Y Jellytin". Probably "Squeeze My Lemon" flavored!??

Andy

Grizzman wrote:

>
> maybe i was too unclear. i dont need stimuli, just recipes that sound
> erotic or recipes for making anatomical correct cakes and such. Also
> these recipes need to be geared towards bachelors. You see, i am doing a
> newsletter for a strip club and erotic, sexy, adult etc....type of
> cooking is going to be one of the columns.
>
>
> any help?
>
> thanks
>
> Grizzman

Geared towards bachelors or bachelor parties? Just stick a cranberry
atop each ice-cream scooped mound of mashed potato, boob-taters.

Jessica

"Sheldon" > wrote in message
oups.com...
>
> What context is that... I can't imagine any goils I know get profoundly
> stimulated you whipped out your dried shrimp.
>
> Sheldon

Well damnation! The ingrates!

Charlie

"Victor Sack" > wrote in message
.. .
> Margaret Suran > wrote:
>
> > Oh, Bubba Victor, what did you say they call a chocolate eclair in
> > Germany? I forgot, my memory is starting to fail me. )
>
> Mohrenschwanz. And that was in Austria, not in Germany - and *you* told
> me about it! Hah! You are naughty!
>
> Bubba

Haa! Haa! You two! <giggle>

Charlie

"Grizzman" > wrote in message
...
>
> maybe i was too unclear. i dont need stimuli, just recipes that sound
> erotic or recipes for making anatomical correct cakes and such. Also
> these recipes need to be geared towards bachelors. You see, i am doing a
> newsletter for a strip club and erotic, sexy, adult etc....type of
> cooking is going to be one of the columns.
>
> any help?
> thanks
> Grizzman

I have always liked a jumbo hotdog bun and plenty of mustard in a squeeze
bottle.

Charlie

Katra wrote:

> In article >,
> Grizzman > wrote:
>
> > maybe i was too unclear. i dont need stimuli, just recipes that sound
> > erotic or recipes for making anatomical correct cakes and such. Also
> > these recipes need to be geared towards bachelors. You see, i am doing a
> > newsletter for a strip club and erotic, sexy, adult etc....type of
> > cooking is going to be one of the columns.
> >
> >
> > any help?
> >
> > thanks
> >
> > Grizzman
>
> In that case, it's not recipes you want, but presentation ideas.....
> Sexy garnishes.
>
> If you go to the adult bookstore, you can purchase molds shaped like
> penises and breasts. Those can be used for jello or ice cube molds.
>
> Making cakes in the same types of shapes is also quite easy.
>
> Carrots can be carved, as can many vegatables.


There is finally a use for those giant late - summer overgrown zuchinni!


> Nearly ANY recipe can be "dressed" to be erotic!


A few years ago some academic wrote a paper about supposed erotic meanings
in the old _The Princess And The Pea_. fairy tale..this guy said the
presence of the pea in the story was an allusion to her *clitoris*! I was
like "huh"!?


> Might want to do some googling on this one for special products. ;-)

--
Best
Greg

Katra wrote:

> In article >,
> "Gorf" > wrote:
>
> > "Katra" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > In article >,
> > > "pavane" > wrote:
> > >
> > >> "Grizzman" > wrote in message
> > >> ...
> > >> > I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type
> > >> > of
> > >> > recipes?
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >> In the correct context dried shrimp can be amazingly
> > >> stimulating, if not downright profound.
> > >>
> > >> pavane
> > >>
> > >>
> > >
> > > You _must_ elaborate!
> >
> > The smell? :S
>
> If so, then someone needs a bath...... :-P


If they're French they'd be needin' a bidet...

)

--
Best
Greg

Katra wrote:

> In article >,
> "David Hare-Scott" > wrote:
>
> > "Michael Odom" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > On Sun, 24 Apr 2005 16:28:58 -0800, Grizzman >
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type
of
> > > >recipes?
> > > >
> > > >thanks
> > > >
> > > >Grizzman
> > >
> > > Sliced mango.
> > >
> > >
> > > modom
> >
> > In the bath
> >
> > David
> >
> >
>
> With Jello........
> --


Wouldn't the mango prevent the Jello from "setting"...???

--
Best
Greg

In article . net>,
"Gregory Morrow"
<gregorymorrowEMERGENCYCANCELLATIONARCHIMEDES@eart hlink.net> wrote:

> Katra wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > Grizzman > wrote:
> >
> > > maybe i was too unclear. i dont need stimuli, just recipes that sound
> > > erotic or recipes for making anatomical correct cakes and such. Also
> > > these recipes need to be geared towards bachelors. You see, i am doing a
> > > newsletter for a strip club and erotic, sexy, adult etc....type of
> > > cooking is going to be one of the columns.
> > >
> > >
> > > any help?
> > >
> > > thanks
> > >
> > > Grizzman
> >
> > In that case, it's not recipes you want, but presentation ideas.....
> > Sexy garnishes.
> >
> > If you go to the adult bookstore, you can purchase molds shaped like
> > penises and breasts. Those can be used for jello or ice cube molds.
> >
> > Making cakes in the same types of shapes is also quite easy.
> >
> > Carrots can be carved, as can many vegatables.
>
>
> There is finally a use for those giant late - summer overgrown zuchinni!

<lol> Indeed...
Or if you want to go overboard, watermelons...

>
>
> > Nearly ANY recipe can be "dressed" to be erotic!
>
>
> A few years ago some academic wrote a paper about supposed erotic meanings
> in the old _The Princess And The Pea_. fairy tale..this guy said the
> presence of the pea in the story was an allusion to her *clitoris*! I was
> like "huh"!?

Some people are freudians......


>
>
> > Might want to do some googling on this one for special products. ;-)
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

In article .net>,
"Gregory Morrow"
<gregorymorrowEMERGENCYCANCELLATIONARCHIMEDES@eart hlink.net> wrote:

> Katra wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > "Gorf" > wrote:
> >
> > > "Katra" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > In article >,
> > > > "pavane" > wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> "Grizzman" > wrote in message
> > > >> ...
> > > >> > I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type
> > > >> > of
> > > >> > recipes?
> > > >> >
> > > >>
> > > >> In the correct context dried shrimp can be amazingly
> > > >> stimulating, if not downright profound.
> > > >>
> > > >> pavane
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >
> > > > You _must_ elaborate!
> > >
> > > The smell? :S
> >
> > If so, then someone needs a bath...... :-P
>
>
> If they're French they'd be needin' a bidet...
>
> )

I just wish those were more available here....

Wheeeeeeee!!!
--
K.

Sprout the MungBean to reply

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell‹you
see, I have friends in both places." --Mark Twain

In article .net>,
"Gregory Morrow"
<gregorymorrowEMERGENCYCANCELLATIONARCHIMEDES@eart hlink.net> wrote:

> Katra wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > "David Hare-Scott" > wrote:
> >
> > > "Michael Odom" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > On Sun, 24 Apr 2005 16:28:58 -0800, Grizzman >
> > > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >I was wondering if anybody had any links to and erotic or sexy type
> of
> > > > >recipes?
> > > > >
> > > > >thanks
> > > > >
> > > > >Grizzman
> > > >
> > > > Sliced mango.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > modom
> > >
> > > In the bath
> > >
> > > David
> > >
> > >
> >
> > With Jello........
> > --
>
>
> Wouldn't the mango prevent the Jello from "setting"...???

I don't think so...
Papaya, yes.
--
K.

Sprout the MungBean to reply

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell‹you
see, I have friends in both places." --Mark Twain

Charles Gifford wrote:
> "Victor Sack" > wrote in message
> .. .
>
>>Margaret Suran > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Oh, Bubba Victor, what did you say they call a chocolate eclair in
>>>Germany? I forgot, my memory is starting to fail me. )
>>
>>Mohrenschwanz. And that was in Austria, not in Germany - and *you* told
>>me about it! Hah! You are naughty!
>>
>>Bubba
>
>
> Haa! Haa! You two! <giggle>
>
> Charlie
>
>
I guess this serves me right. I was hoping to embarrass you, Bubba
and you turned the table, or whatever the saying is. (