I didn't do that. Someone else must have been using my computer.

Carol

Damsel wrote:
> I didn't do that. Someone else must have been using my computer.
>
> Carol
Here we go again...

Fo-yer is fine by me.
Cathy

cathyxyz > said:

>Damsel wrote:
>
>> I didn't do that. Someone else must have been using my computer.
>>
>Here we go again...
>
>Fo-yer is fine by me.
>Cathy

I'll go with en-tree way. <G>

Carol

Damsel wrote:
> cathyxyz > said:
>
>
>>Damsel wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I didn't do that. Someone else must have been using my computer.
>>>
>>
>>Here we go again...
>>
>>Fo-yer is fine by me.
>>Cathy
>
>
> I'll go with en-tree way. <G>
>
> Carol
Ah we finally get back onto the topic of food

Cathy

cathyxyz > said:

>Damsel wrote:
>>
>> I'll go with en-tree way. <G>
>>
>Ah we finally get back onto the topic of food

Damn, you're good! Welcome to the asylum!

Carol

Damsel wrote:
> cathyxyz > said:
>
>
>>Damsel wrote:
>>
>>>I'll go with en-tree way. <G>
>>>
>>Ah we finally get back onto the topic of food
>
>
> Damn, you're good! Welcome to the asylum!
>
> Carol
Thanks!! went mad years ago, so should fit in

"Damsel" > wrote in message
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> cathyxyz > said:
>
> >Damsel wrote:
> >>
> >> I'll go with en-tree way. <G>
> >>
> >Ah we finally get back onto the topic of food
>
> Damn, you're good! Welcome to the asylum!

This is an asylum? I thought I'd gotten out... to eat takeaway pizza!




Shaun aRe

Damsel > wrote:

>
>I didn't do that. Someone else must have been using my computer.
>
>Carol

Right <G>

--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.

(AlleyGator) said:

>Damsel > wrote:
>
>>
>>I didn't do that. Someone else must have been using my computer.
>>
>>Carol
>
>Right <G>

Hey! Where' ve you been?

>The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
>At least now I have an excuse.

I *do* love that sig!
Carol

Damsel > wrote:

>Hey! Where' ve you been?
>
>>The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
>>At least now I have an excuse.
>
>I *do* love that sig!
>Carol

Been wasting my time with a bunch more doctors and such. How are you,
my dear? And how's Crash doing? They sent this latest round of stuff
off to Mayo. Or am I just craving Mayonaise? I think that's what
they said.

--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.

(AlleyGator) said:

>Damsel > wrote:
>
>>Hey! Where' ve you been?
>
>Been wasting my time with a bunch more doctors and such. They
>sent this latest round of stuff off to Mayo. Or am I just craving
>Mayonaise? I think that's what they said.

Please keep me posted on that. Either in the group or mail. You know I'm
concerned.

>How are you, my dear?

Manic as hell. Forget to take my meds because I'm so preoccupied with the
Crash stuff, get insomnia from not taking the meds, get manic from lack of
sleep. Post weird shit.

>And how's Crash doing?

He's been sleeping like a baby for all but an hour and a half since 5pm
yesterday. It's now right around 10:30 here. The doctor has agreed to
give him a pain shot every afternoon. I'm not going to be seeing much of
Crash, it seems. At least he's not in pain, and his brain and body aren't
all mooshy, like when he was using the pain patches.

Good seeing you back!
Carol

Damsel > wrote:

I spent all day yesterday at the hospital - the last thing you want to
do if you're sick is to try and see a doctor <G> - Good grief, I think
they just hope you'll die of old age so they won't have to mess with
you. So he gives me these Lidocaine patches to put on my chest -
while we're in radiology, a friend who's an RN looked at them and said
"well, I'm not your doctor, but I wouldn't use them - they're not
going to help anything that's more than about a 16th of an inch below
the surface". So, not being the trusting sort, I ALWAYS look
everything up or call a pharmacist before I take it. So what is the
only warning for these? Do not take this medicine if you have liver
disease. I think I need to look for a new doctor.

--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.

(AlleyGator) said:

>I spent all day yesterday at the hospital - the last thing you want to
>do if you're sick is to try and see a doctor <G> - Good grief, I think
>they just hope you'll die of old age so they won't have to mess with
>you.

I hear ya. Took us 2 hours to get Crash a pain shot yesterday.

>So he gives me these Lidocaine patches to put on my chest -
>while we're in radiology, a friend who's an RN looked at them and said
>"well, I'm not your doctor, but I wouldn't use them - they're not
>going to help anything that's more than about a 16th of an inch below
>the surface". So, not being the trusting sort, I ALWAYS look
>everything up or call a pharmacist before I take it. So what is the
>only warning for these? Do not take this medicine if you have liver
>disease. I think I need to look for a new doctor.

NO SHIT!

Carol, horrified

"Damsel" > wrote in message
news
> cathyxyz > said:
>
>>Damsel wrote:
>>
>>> I didn't do that. Someone else must have been using my computer.
>>>
>>Here we go again...
>>
>>Fo-yer is fine by me.
>>Cathy
>
> I'll go with en-tree way. <G>
>

That takes me back to our ESL classes when the teacher showed us the word
'violin'. Several students attempted to pronounce it without success. Then
she got to my smart ass brother who promptly replied "fiddle".

Gabby

Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout...But there is no
joy in rec.food.cooking--mighty "AlleyGator" has struck out.

>Damsel > wrote:
>
>>
>>I didn't do that. Someone else must have been using my computer.
>>
>>Carol
>
>Right <G>


I knew a guy who referred to his back padio as the "verandie."

I used to come over to his house, and see him out on the back porch,
sitting in a lawn chair, sipping Busch Light. "Step out here on the
verandie, won't you?" he'd jestingly say. I had sex with his daughter.

--
Muuuuum, can we keep it, pleeeeeease?

I know it puked in the kitchen and
did wees on the carpet and
did a big poo in the lounge and
bit a hole in your handbag and
scratched all the wallpaper and
dug up all your flowers and
dribbles and smells all the time and
basically doesn't know his base from his apex

but he's so *funny*,
and when you scratch his tummy *here* his little leg
goes *really fast like this*

--"Jade," in alt.fan.pratchet, infers that I am basically
Usenet's new puppy.

"AlleyGator" > wrote in message
...
> Damsel > wrote:
>
> I spent all day yesterday at the hospital - the last thing you want to
> do if you're sick is to try and see a doctor <G> - Good grief, I think
> they just hope you'll die of old age so they won't have to mess with
> you. So he gives me these Lidocaine patches to put on my chest -
> while we're in radiology, a friend who's an RN looked at them and said
> "well, I'm not your doctor, but I wouldn't use them - they're not
> going to help anything that's more than about a 16th of an inch below
> the surface". So, not being the trusting sort, I ALWAYS look
> everything up or call a pharmacist before I take it. So what is the
> only warning for these? Do not take this medicine if you have liver
> disease. I think I need to look for a new doctor.

And shoot that one too so they don't mess anyone else up!

One of the docs at our practice I will no longer see - I might kill him next
time he patronises me, looks symptoms up in a little book and prescribes
what it says, even though the symptoms he looks up are NOTHING LIKE I'D JUST
DECRIBED. I went through a week after seeing him last time, with a very,
very painful chest infection (I'd had already for a good while, to give my
body a chance first before hitting meds), just getting worse and worse so
much it hurt to breath or even use my right arm (he prescribed me an asthma
inhaler!). I went back and insisted on seeing a doc I know is good and
helpful - his thoughts on my problem matched mine exactly and he prescribed
precisely what I expected - within a week I was well on the way to full
recovery.

Shaun aRe
Shaun aRe

"Shaun aRe" > wrote:

>And shoot that one too so they don't mess anyone else up!

Actually, it's a little disappointing, because he's been my doctor for
about 15 years and he's an exceptionally nice guy. I think most of
his thoughts are now focused on retirement. Spends all kinds of time
with you, obviously cares about his patients, goes and grabs a chart
or a book to show you when you have questions and so on. My mom is
ticked at me because I won't sue him for mis-diagnosing my liver
problems for 3 years. I told her "ya know, if he cut the wrong leg
off or something I might consider it - he's not God you know".
They're only human, they generally do the best they can, and why in
the world anyone would want to be a doctor or a cop is beyond my
understanding. Thankless occupations, IMO. In this case, however,
he's lost my trust and I'm just gonna have to move on - nothing
personal.

--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.