I'm going to New Hampshire soon and I wanted to work on
my hip ... hey, I'm not hiking Mt Washington, but I would like
to walk around.

So, got on the treadmill to get accustomed to walking again.
Slow, like 2mph for a few minutes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What the hell did I press?

Friggin thing started at maybe ... I don't know ... 100mph?
I am in so much pain, my hip isn't even bothering me. (laugh)
I took such a bad spill you wouldn't believe it. I have colors
on me I never saw before. As if I took on a pro boxer.

Lesson learned, don't stand on the thing (I know, it has a name)
when you start it. But hey, I don't feel my hip pain!

nancy

On Sat, 14 May 2005 10:27:43 -0400, "Nancy Young"
> wrote:

>I'm going to New Hampshire soon and I wanted to work on
>my hip ... hey, I'm not hiking Mt Washington, but I would like
>to walk around.
>
>So, got on the treadmill to get accustomed to walking again.
>Slow, like 2mph for a few minutes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>What the hell did I press?
>
>Friggin thing started at maybe ... I don't know ... 100mph?
>I am in so much pain, my hip isn't even bothering me. (laugh)
>I took such a bad spill you wouldn't believe it. I have colors
>on me I never saw before. As if I took on a pro boxer.
>
>Lesson learned, don't stand on the thing (I know, it has a name)
>when you start it. But hey, I don't feel my hip pain!
>
>nancy

I think you need a license to operate those things!

I hope you recover before your trip.

Sue(tm)
Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself!

Nancy Young wrote:

> I'm going to New Hampshire soon and I wanted to work on
> my hip ... hey, I'm not hiking Mt Washington, but I would like
> to walk around.
>
> So, got on the treadmill to get accustomed to walking again.
> Slow, like 2mph for a few minutes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> What the hell did I press?
>
> Friggin thing started at maybe ... I don't know ... 100mph?
> I am in so much pain, my hip isn't even bothering me. (laugh)
> I took such a bad spill you wouldn't believe it. I have colors
> on me I never saw before. As if I took on a pro boxer.
>
> Lesson learned, don't stand on the thing (I know, it has a name)
> when you start it. But hey, I don't feel my hip pain!
>

I had to use one as part of physiotherapy after a back injury. I had
it cranked up to a pretty good speed. My problem was when I stopped
it. No one warned me about slowing down gradually.

"Nancy Young" > wrote in news:d651t4$97v$1
@news.monmouth.com:

> I'm going to New Hampshire soon and I wanted to work on
> my hip ... hey, I'm not hiking Mt Washington, but I would like
> to walk around.
>
> So, got on the treadmill to get accustomed to walking again.
> Slow, like 2mph for a few minutes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> What the hell did I press?
>
> Friggin thing started at maybe ... I don't know ... 100mph?
> I am in so much pain, my hip isn't even bothering me. (laugh)
> I took such a bad spill you wouldn't believe it. I have colors
> on me I never saw before. As if I took on a pro boxer.
>
> Lesson learned, don't stand on the thing (I know, it has a name)
> when you start it. But hey, I don't feel my hip pain!
>
> nancy


Our Gal Nancy! -- Colorful personality with a body to match.

Wondering what she'll do next!

Andy

--
"Ladies and gentlemen, The Beatles!"
- Ed Sullivan (1964)

"Andy" > wrote

> "Nancy Young" > wrote

>> Friggin thing started at maybe ... I don't know ... 100mph?
>> I am in so much pain, my hip isn't even bothering me. (laugh)
>> I took such a bad spill you wouldn't believe it. I have colors
>> on me I never saw before. As if I took on a pro boxer.
>>
>> Lesson learned, don't stand on the thing (I know, it has a name)
>> when you start it. But hey, I don't feel my hip pain!

> Our Gal Nancy! -- Colorful personality with a body to match.
>
> Wondering what she'll do next!

Do you really think I have a colorful personality? I take that
as a compliment. I don't know, I think I'm a walking bore.
Can't help that, I try.

OB food: I went to Barnacle Bill's yesterday, Ron got the
New Zealand green mussels. I actually brought my own
Italian bread, how pathetic is that? It comes in a fabulous
garlic sauce that *begs* for Italian bread. What are they
thinking ... no garlic bread? I gotta bring my own bread???

(laugh) nancy

Nancy Young wrote:
> I'm going to New Hampshire soon and I wanted to work on
> my hip ... hey, I'm not hiking Mt Washington, but I would like
> to walk around.

Why would you want to "work on" your hip? Wait with the walking
around part until after you have the replacement hip in place and
walking will no longer prove to be painful.

> So, got on the treadmill to get accustomed to walking again.
> Slow, like 2mph for a few minutes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> What the hell did I press?

Did a physician actually recommend that, or was it you own idea?
>
> Friggin thing started at maybe ... I don't know ... 100mph?
> I am in so much pain, my hip isn't even bothering me. (laugh)
> I took such a bad spill you wouldn't believe it. I have colors
> on me I never saw before. As if I took on a pro boxer.

Poor you! As if you had not enough pain from your hip!
>
> Lesson learned, don't stand on the thing (I know, it has a name)
> when you start it. But hey, I don't feel my hip pain!

The Evil Treadmill, that's the name. I will email you with my
experiences when I had my hip replaced. Goody, I get to show my scar
to someone, or something like it. )

If you hurry up and tell me you are not interested, that's fine, too.
I am sort of kidding about the email, just to take your mind off the
tumble you took. Feel better, dear Nancy.
>
> nancy
>
>

On Sat, 14 May 2005 12:02:07 -0400, Nancy Young wrote:

> OB food: I went to Barnacle Bill's yesterday

LOL
A Krusty Krab competitor on SpongeBob Square Pants?

Nancy Young wrote:

> So, got on the treadmill to get accustomed to walking again.
> Slow, like 2mph for a few minutes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> What the hell did I press?

Must have been the "lets-get-the-hell-outta-here" button methinks?
>
> Friggin thing started at maybe ... I don't know ... 100mph?

Is that ALL? Shame on you Nancy....

> I am in so much pain, my hip isn't even bothering me. (laugh)
> I took such a bad spill you wouldn't believe it. I have colors
> on me I never saw before. As if I took on a pro boxer.

Sorry Kiddo... hope it feels better soon. Saves a trip to the tatoo
parlour, does it not?
>
> Lesson learned, don't stand on the thing (I know, it has a name)
> when you start it. But hey, I don't feel my hip pain!
>
> nancy
>
>
Aw, come on, its called TMWMFH (work that acronym out) heh heh

Best wishes

Cathy

"Nancy Young" > said:

>I'm going to New Hampshire soon and I wanted to work on
>my hip ... hey, I'm not hiking Mt Washington, but I would like
>to walk around.
>
>So, got on the treadmill to get accustomed to walking again.
>Slow, like 2mph for a few minutes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>What the hell did I press?
>
>Friggin thing started at maybe ... I don't know ... 100mph?
>I am in so much pain, my hip isn't even bothering me. (laugh)
>I took such a bad spill you wouldn't believe it. I have colors
>on me I never saw before. As if I took on a pro boxer.

You'll post pictures, I hope.

>Lesson learned, don't stand on the thing (I know, it has a name)
>when you start it. But hey, I don't feel my hip pain!

Oh, lady! Why does this shit always happen to you? I know you don't want
to hear this, but I'd strongly consider seeing a doctor for some pain pills
until this improves.

Hang in there, sweetie!
Carol

Dave Smith > said:

About treadmills:

>I had to use one as part of physiotherapy after a back injury. I had
>it cranked up to a pretty good speed. My problem was when I stopped
>it. No one warned me about slowing down gradually.

ROFLMAO! I shouldn't laugh. You probably took a pretty good spill. I'm
just laughing at the way you expressed it. Hope you recovered quickly.

Carol

"Nancy Young" > said:

>Do you really think I have a colorful personality? I take that
>as a compliment. I don't know, I think I'm a walking bore.
>Can't help that, I try.

Nance, your stories are incomparable. You make me laugh all the time!
You're certainly no boar. Oh, you said, "bore," didn't you?

Carol

Margaret Suran > said:

> I will email you with my
>experiences when I had my hip replaced. Goody, I get to show my scar
>to someone, or something like it. )

Please CC me on that if you do decide to do the e-mail thing. I think it
might alleviate some of Crash's anxiety. We would *love* to see your scar.

Carol

Damsel wrote:


>
> Oh, lady! Why does this shit always happen to you? I know you
don't want
> to hear this, but I'd strongly consider seeing a doctor for some pain
pills
> until this improves.
>
> Hang in there, sweetie!
> Carol

I agree.

At least Nancy uses her machine! (When its not trying to kill her )I
have known so many, many people that buy the latest-and-greatest
*fitness* gizmo, use it once or twice and then it gets put away in the
garage, closet, whatever, never to be seen again. How about all
those *infomercials* they keep having on TV about all these machines.
Every other day, there is a new one out that claims to be the best of
the best and nothing can beat it etc. They all claim that it replaces
"at least 6 pieces of equipment in a gym". Well, if you buy all of
them, you WILL have your own gym!
Cathy

In article >, Margaret Suran
> wrote:
(snip)
> The Evil Treadmill, that's the name. I will email you with my
> experiences when I had my hip replaced. Goody, I get to show my scar
> to someone, or something like it. )

It's not as cool as my tattoos.
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

"Cathyxyz" > wrote in message
oups.com...
>
> Damsel wrote:

>> Oh, lady! Why does this shit always happen to you? I know you
> don't want
>> to hear this, but I'd strongly consider seeing a doctor for some pain
> pills
>> until this improves.
>>
>> Hang in there, sweetie!

Thanks, darlin. Actually it didn't happen to me, I made a stupid
mistake. It's dark where the treadmill is (broken track lights) and
I just kept hitting buttens. Hello, stand on the side rails you don't
stand on the rubber runner. All my fault.

You could have laughed at me lying on the moving runner yelling
HELP!

> I agree.
>
> At least Nancy uses her machine! (When its not trying to kill her )I
> have known so many, many people that buy the latest-and-greatest
> *fitness* gizmo, use it once or twice and then it gets put away in the
> garage, closet, whatever, never to be seen again. How about all
> those *infomercials* they keep having on TV about all these machines.
> Every other day, there is a new one out that claims to be the best of
> the best and nothing can beat it etc. They all claim that it replaces
> "at least 6 pieces of equipment in a gym". Well, if you buy all of
> them, you WILL have your own gym!

Heh, you see Dave Barry? He said, when you look at exercise stuff
in the store, think how it will look in your driveway next spring at
you're garage sale. Made me laugh.

At any rate, I'm tired of being stuck in the house because I don't know
what will happen if I do my usual 4mph walk. By myself. I gotta get
better.

nancy

Nancy Young wrote:
> "Cathyxyz" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> >
> > Damsel wrote:
>
> >> Oh, lady! Why does this shit always happen to you? I know you
> > don't want
> >> to hear this, but I'd strongly consider seeing a doctor for some
pain
> > pills
> >> until this improves.
> >>
> >> Hang in there, sweetie!
>
> Thanks, darlin. Actually it didn't happen to me, I made a stupid
> mistake. It's dark where the treadmill is (broken track lights) and
> I just kept hitting buttens. Hello, stand on the side rails you
don't
> stand on the rubber runner. All my fault.
>
> You could have laughed at me lying on the moving runner yelling
> HELP!
>
> > I agree.
> >
> > At least Nancy uses her machine! (When its not trying to kill her
)I
> > have known so many, many people that buy the latest-and-greatest
> > *fitness* gizmo, use it once or twice and then it gets put away in
the
> > garage, closet, whatever, never to be seen again. How about all
> > those *infomercials* they keep having on TV about all these
machines.
> > Every other day, there is a new one out that claims to be the best
of
> > the best and nothing can beat it etc. They all claim that it
replaces
> > "at least 6 pieces of equipment in a gym". Well, if you buy all of
> > them, you WILL have your own gym!
>
> Heh, you see Dave Barry? He said, when you look at exercise stuff
> in the store, think how it will look in your driveway next spring at
> you're garage sale. Made me laugh.
>
> At any rate, I'm tired of being stuck in the house because I don't
know
> what will happen if I do my usual 4mph walk. By myself. I gotta get
> better.
>
> nancy

You will get better Nancy, you will
Cathy