at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts' exhibit of the St. John's Bible
project this morning. I ran into old friends and the request was made.
I mean, how could I not? Are you sure my First Lady won't want to see
my tats? I'm thinking she'd enjoy the view, too.

OB Food and MORE cheek spreading: On my way home, I stopped at Einstein
Brothers Bagel and overheard the clerk talking about a tattoo. I
offered to show her mine. She was VERY impressed and speechless to the
extent that she gave me my bagels for free. How about THAT!? I thanked
her for her generosity and kindness.
Love,
Barbara
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts' exhibit of the St. John's Bible
> project this morning. I ran into old friends and the request was made.
> I mean, how could I not? Are you sure my First Lady won't want to see
> my tats? I'm thinking she'd enjoy the view, too.
>
> OB Food and MORE cheek spreading: On my way home, I stopped at Einstein
> Brothers Bagel and overheard the clerk talking about a tattoo. I
> offered to show her mine. She was VERY impressed and speechless to the
> extent that she gave me my bagels for free. How about THAT!? I thanked
> her for her generosity and kindness.
> Love,
> Barbara

Please, Barbara, not your tats and not your tits. Believe me.

In article >, Margaret Suran
> wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> > at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts' exhibit of the St. John's
> > Bible project this morning. I ran into old friends and the request
> > was made.
> >
> > I mean, how could I not? Are you sure my First Lady won't want to
> > see my tats? I'm thinking she'd enjoy the view, too.
> >
> > OB Food and MORE cheek spreading: On my way home, I stopped at
> > Einstein Brothers Bagel and overheard the clerk talking about a
> > tattoo. I offered to show her mine. She was VERY impressed and
> > speechless to the extent that she gave me my bagels for free. How
> > about THAT!? I thanked her for her generosity and kindness. Love,
> > Barbara

> Please, Barbara, not your tats and not your tits. Believe me.

MARGARET!!! I'm shocked, I tell you! Shocked!! You KNOW that I am the
very soul of decorum! I'm shocked!

OB Food: I found this in my files. Have never made it. Looks good. I
think calling it salsa is a stretch, though. And come to think of it,
1-1/2 CUPS of chopped cilantro seems like wa-a-a-ay too much. Maybe
it's not looking so good after all. -/

* Exported from MasterCook Mac *

White Salsa

Recipe By : posted to rec.food.cooking by Barb Schaller 5-22-05
(came from alt.cooking-chat)
Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Dips & Spreads

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
1 cup sour cream
1 cup mayonnaise
juice from 3 limes
4 cloves garlic -- crushed
1 1/2 cups finely chopped cilantro
1 can black olives (pitted) -- (6 ounce) drained
and chopped
1 1/2 cups green onions -- finely chopped
5 teaspoons hot pepper sauce
pepper to taste

DIRECTIONS:
In a medium bowl, combine mayonnaise and sour cream, mixing
well. Add lime juice, garlic, cilantro, black olives,
scallions, hot pepper sauce, salt and pepper. Taste and
adjust seasonings for personal preference. Refrigerate for
2 hours before serving to allow flavors to blend. Serve with
tortilla chips.


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Per serving (excluding unknown items): 2138 Calories; 236g Fat (93%
calories from fat); 13g Protein; 25g Carbohydrate; 179mg Cholesterol;
1998mg Sodium
Food Exchanges: 2 1/2 Vegetable; 1/2 Non-Fat Milk; 25 1/2 Fat

NOTES : Posted to alt.cooking-chat by Kathy 1-27-05 Kathy
>

_____
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

On Sun 22 May 2005 12:07:20p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts' exhibit of the St. John's Bible
> project this morning. I ran into old friends and the request was made.
> I mean, how could I not? Are you sure my First Lady won't want to see
> my tats? I'm thinking she'd enjoy the view, too.
>
> OB Food and MORE cheek spreading: On my way home, I stopped at Einstein
> Brothers Bagel and overheard the clerk talking about a tattoo. I
> offered to show her mine. She was VERY impressed and speechless to the
> extent that she gave me my bagels for free. How about THAT!? I thanked
> her for her generosity and kindness.
> Love,
> Barbara

HEH! You'll do anything for free food!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> wrote:

> On Sun 22 May 2005 12:07:20p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
> > at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts' exhibit of the St. John's
> > Bible project this morning. I ran into old friends and the request
> > was made.

> > OB Food and MORE cheek spreading: On my way home, I stopped at
> > Einstein Brothers Bagel and overheard the clerk talking about a
> > tattoo. I offered to show her mine. She was VERY impressed and
> > speechless to the extent that she gave me my bagels for free. How
> > about THAT!? I thanked her for her generosity and kindness.

> > Love,
> > Barbara
>
> HEH! You'll do anything for free food!

No sirree. She offered AFTER I showed her my tats. I didn't even ask.
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

On Sun 22 May 2005 06:16:18p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> > wrote:
>
>> On Sun 22 May 2005 12:07:20p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>> > at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts' exhibit of the St. John's
>> > Bible project this morning. I ran into old friends and the request
>> > was made.
>
>> > OB Food and MORE cheek spreading: On my way home, I stopped at
>> > Einstein Brothers Bagel and overheard the clerk talking about a
>> > tattoo. I offered to show her mine. She was VERY impressed and
>> > speechless to the extent that she gave me my bagels for free. How
>> > about THAT!? I thanked her for her generosity and kindness.
>
>> > Love,
>> > Barbara
>>
>> HEH! You'll do anything for free food!
>
> No sirree. She offered AFTER I showed her my tats. I didn't even ask.

I suppose you do have witnesses? <veg>

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974