THAT WAS GOOD, YOU BITCH

"Grill Master" > wrote in message
ink.net...
> > I can't find a pic of this dessert but saw it on Foodnation on
foodnetwork
> > TV. It looks awesome. Here is an excerpt and a link to the entire
> story.
>
> Nah. I'll tell you what "Smoker's Revenge" is.
>
> I travel a lot, and I smoke. I'm also sick to death of these little
whining
> pisants carrying on with all this "I can't tolerate smoke" foolishness.
>
> I book non-smoking rooms in hotels. After I put down the luggage, the
first
> thing that comes out is the cigarettes, the ashtray I brought with me, the
> weed pipe, and the lighter. Then I smoke to my heart's content. I don't
care
> about these non-smoking cry-babies.
>

You don't sound like you're 5 years old but you sure act like it.


--
Peter Aitken

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Grill Master wrote:
> I'm also sick to death of these little whining pisants carrying on
> with all this "I can't tolerate smoke" foolishness.

Having a "no smoking" section in a restaraunt is like having a "no
****ing" section of a pool.

--
John Gaughan
http://www.johngaughan.net/

On 2004-04-23, John Gaughan > wrote:

> Having a "no smoking" section in a restaraunt is like having a "no
> ****ing" section of a pool.

For some reason that makes complete sense to me ...although I have no idea
why.

nb

My revenge is knowing you are going to die a painful death after a
long painful bout with cancer, heart disease or COPD or any combo
thereof.

Now that's funny! LMAO!

App

On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 04:30:06 GMT, notbob > wrote:

>On 2004-04-23, John Gaughan > wrote:
>
>> Having a "no smoking" section in a restaraunt is like having a "no
>> ****ing" section of a pool.
>
>For some reason that makes complete sense to me ...although I have no idea
>why.
>
>nb
Perhaps better:

" A smoking section in a bar is like a peeing section in a punchbowl."

Same meaning, but easier to understand.





Rodney Myrvaagnes Opinionated old geezer

Brutal dictators are routinely reelected by 90+%
margins. Only in a truly advanced democracy can
one win an election by a negative 600,000 votes.

"Appkiller" > wrote in message
om...
> My revenge is knowing you are going to die a painful death after a
> long painful bout with cancer, heart disease or COPD or any combo
> thereof.
>
> Now that's funny! LMAO!
>
> App

Now you've done it. Statements like that usually backfire and wouldn't it
suck if you contracted those diseases and didn't even smoke?

Jack Gaspers

In article >,
says...
> Grill Master wrote:
> > I'm also sick to death of these little whining pisants carrying on
> > with all this "I can't tolerate smoke" foolishness.
>
> Having a "no smoking" section in a restaraunt is like having a "no
> ****ing" section of a pool.
>
>
LOL!! Love that!

--
Donna
A pessimist believes all women are bad. An optimist hopes they are.

In article >,
"Jack Schidt®" > wrote:

> "Appkiller" > wrote in message
> om...
> > My revenge is knowing you are going to die a painful death after a
> > long painful bout with cancer, heart disease or COPD or any combo
> > thereof.
> >
> > Now that's funny! LMAO!
> >
> > App
>
> Now you've done it. Statements like that usually backfire and wouldn't it
> suck if you contracted those diseases and didn't even smoke?
>
> Jack Gaspers
>
>

Jack is right...

My mother died of Pulmonary Hypertension.
The first thing any doctor asked her was had she ever smoked.

My mother never smoked even once in her life. :-(

Her father did however. She always wondered if all that second hand
smoke she was forced to breathe as a child may have contributed to her
long term lung disease.

If you have to smoke, be my guest, but please, please don't make your
children breathe it.

K.

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"Jack Schidt®" > wrote:

> Now you've done it. Statements like that usually backfire and wouldn't it
> suck if you contracted those diseases and didn't even smoke?

This reminds me of a situation that happened to me just last week.
I was staying in the Excalibur in Las Vegas for a few days of vacation.
Around 8:00pm one night, as I walked back to the hotel, a friend
messaged me on my cell phone and asked me to bring back to our room,
a 12-pack of soda from a nearby convenience store, which I did.

After I dropped off the soda, I walked down the hall to get a bucket
of ice and I noticed two women, probably in their 50's sitting near
the elevator talking. One women was smoking a cigarette and sitting
right under a sign that said "non-smoking floor". I turned to that
woman as I walked by and said in a polite way "this is a non-smoking
floor" and when I walked back with my bucket of ice, the woman had
extinquished her cigarette.

I guess all that smoke in the woman's brain prevented her from reading
the no smoking sign that was posted directly above the seat in which she
was sitting.

"Grill Master" > wrote in message link.net>...
> > I can't find a pic of this dessert but saw it on Foodnation on foodnetwork
> > TV. It looks awesome. Here is an excerpt and a link to the entire
> story.
>
> Nah. I'll tell you what "Smoker's Revenge" is.
>
> I travel a lot, and I smoke. I'm also sick to death of these little whining
> pisants carrying on with all this "I can't tolerate smoke" foolishness.
>
> I book non-smoking rooms in hotels. After I put down the luggage, the first
> thing that comes out is the cigarettes, the ashtray I brought with me, the
> weed pipe, and the lighter. Then I smoke to my heart's content. I don't care
> about these non-smoking cry-babies.
>
> GM


Chances are, the asthmatics, cancer, TB and emphysema patients, the
allergic and the former smokers trying to quit who will be affected
by the stink you leave behind don't care a whole lot about YOU,
either. If you want to smoke, I applaud you, you're one more
indication that Darwin was right about the survival of the fittest.
But stinking up a perfectly good non-smoking hotel room merely out of
spite is an indication that your development has not only been
arrested, but tried, convicted and sent to the poky for life. I
honestly don't care if you smoke or not, I just hope you give yourself
a painful and lingering form of lung cancer for your callous disregard
for other people.

In article >, > wrote:

> This reminds me of a situation that happened to me just last week.
> I was staying in the Excalibur in Las Vegas for a few days of vacation.
> Around 8:00pm one night, as I walked back to the hotel, a friend
> messaged me on my cell phone and asked me to bring back to our room,
> a 12-pack of soda from a nearby convenience store, which I did.
>
> After I dropped off the soda, I walked down the hall to get a bucket
> of ice and I noticed two women, probably in their 50's sitting near
> the elevator talking. One women was smoking a cigarette and sitting
> right under a sign that said "non-smoking floor". I turned to that
> woman as I walked by and said in a polite way "this is a non-smoking
> floor" and when I walked back with my bucket of ice, the woman had
> extinquished her cigarette.
>
> I guess all that smoke in the woman's brain prevented her from reading
> the no smoking sign that was posted directly above the seat in which she
> was sitting.
>
Those gals were certainly fortunate to have a polite but experienced
reader walk by.

"Randall Shepard" > wrote in message

> Those gals were certainly fortunate to have a polite but experienced
> reader walk by.
>

Yes, they were. Stan is a gentleman. I'd have said some smart assed
remark.
Ed

>I'd have said some smart assed remark. - Ed


I'd have blown smoke in his face, and put my cigaret out on his foot.

"GM3624" > wrote in message
link.net...
> >I'd have said some smart assed remark. - Ed
>
>
> I'd have blown smoke in his face, and put my cigaret out on his foot.
>
>

And then picked up your teeth.


--
Peter Aitken

Remove the crap from my email address before using.

> I'd have blown smoke in his face, and put my cigaret out on his foot.
>
> And then picked up your teeth.

After which the insipid little prick could pry his testicles from the back
of his throat.