http://www.ifoce.com/records.php

--
Andy
http://tinyurl.com/dzl7h

Andy <Q> wrote in :

> http://www.ifoce.com/records.php
>

What a hoot! Did you see the profiles? I can't believe Sonya Thomas is so
thin. Betcha' if I could find a Hershey's Kisses eatathon I'd be in the
top 5.

Michael <- can pack 'em in

Dog3 > wrote in
1:

> Andy <Q> wrote in :
>
>> http://www.ifoce.com/records.php
>>
>
> What a hoot! Did you see the profiles? I can't believe Sonya Thomas
> is so thin. Betcha' if I could find a Hershey's Kisses eatathon I'd
> be in the top 5.
>
> Michael <- can pack 'em in


Michael,

Call the Hershey Chocolate company and ask them about that.

Baked Beans, Long Course
8.4 Pounds Baked Beans/ 84 Lumber
2 minutes 47 seconds/ Aug. 7, 2004
Sonya Thomas


I don't care how big or small ya are, but you eat 8 pounds of baked
beans and you're gonna fart out of every orifice of your body! YIKES!


--
Andy
http://tinyurl.com/dzl7h

Andy <Q> wrote in :

> Dog3 > wrote in
> 1:
>
>> Andy <Q> wrote in :
>>
>>> http://www.ifoce.com/records.php
>>>
>>
>> What a hoot! Did you see the profiles? I can't believe Sonya Thomas
>> is so thin. Betcha' if I could find a Hershey's Kisses eatathon I'd
>> be in the top 5.
>>
>> Michael <- can pack 'em in
>
>
> Michael,
>
> Call the Hershey Chocolate company and ask them about that.
>
> Baked Beans, Long Course
> 8.4 Pounds Baked Beans/ 84 Lumber
> 2 minutes 47 seconds/ Aug. 7, 2004
> Sonya Thomas
>
>
> I don't care how big or small ya are, but you eat 8 pounds of baked
> beans and you're gonna fart out of every orifice of your body! YIKES!

No kidding. And what about the pigs brain eater? OMG

Michael

Andy <Q> wrote in :

> Dog3 > wrote in
> 1:
>
>> Andy <Q> wrote in :
>>
>>> http://www.ifoce.com/records.php
>>>
>>
>> What a hoot! Did you see the profiles? I can't believe Sonya Thomas
>> is so thin. Betcha' if I could find a Hershey's Kisses eatathon I'd
>> be in the top 5.
>>
>> Michael <- can pack 'em in
>
>
> Michael,
>
> Call the Hershey Chocolate company and ask them about that.
>
> Baked Beans, Long Course
> 8.4 Pounds Baked Beans/ 84 Lumber
> 2 minutes 47 seconds/ Aug. 7, 2004
> Sonya Thomas
>
>
> I don't care how big or small ya are, but you eat 8 pounds of baked
> beans and you're gonna fart out of every orifice of your body! YIKES!
>
>

I forgot to add this joke in my previous post:

Baked Beans

Once there lived a man who had a passion for baked beans. He loved them,
but they had a lively reaction on him. Then one day he met a girl and fell
in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to
himself, "she is such a sweet and gentle girl, she will never go for this
kind of carrying on." So making the supreme sacrifice, he gave up baked
beans. They were married shortly thereafter.

Months later, his car broke down on the way home from work, and he had to
walk home. On the way home, he went into a small cafe and called his wife
and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. After
making the call, he smelled baked beans in the cafe. They were the best
beans he had ever smelled! He could not resist and had three large orders
of baked beans.

All the way home he had gas.

His wife seemed excited and somewhat agitated to see him,
exclaiming,"darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for dinner
tonight!"

She blindfolded him and led him to his chair at the dining room table. He
seated himself. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the
telephone rang. She made him vow not to touch the blindfold until she
returned. Seizing the opportunity of her absence, he shifted his weight to
one leg and let go. It was not loud, but as ripe as rotten eggs. He took
the napkin from his lap and fanned the air about him.

Things had just returned to normal when he felt another urge coming on. So
he shifted his weight to the other leg and let go again. This was a prize
winner. He figured that he must be done. But then he made a third fart.
This one made the flowers at the table wilt! Yet somehow his wife didn't
hear him.

While keeping his ear on the phone conversation in the hall, he again
fanned vigorously until he heard the phone farewells, indicating the end of
his freedom. He was the very picture of innocence when his wife returned.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked. He assured her
that he had not.

At this point, she removed the blindfold and there was his surprise --
Twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday
party!

Dog3 wrote:
> Andy <Q> wrote in :
>
>> http://www.ifoce.com/records.php
>>
>
> What a hoot! Did you see the profiles? I can't believe Sonya Thomas
> is so thin. Betcha' if I could find a Hershey's Kisses eatathon I'd
> be in the top 5.
>
> Michael <- can pack 'em in

I've got my eye on the grilled cheese sandwich competition in August! (just
kidding)

Jill