You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.

You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.

Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.

Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.

Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they
hear a fire truck siren.

The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard
symbols.

Your microwave display reads "TILT!"

Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but your dinner
guests can't tell which is which.

Your pie-filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the
oven.

You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a
crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.

You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the
dark and melts the silverware.

Your family prays AFTER they eat!

This got saved to the humor file....

Thanks!



In article .com>,
"tomkanpa" > wrote:

> You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.
>
> You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.
>
> Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
>
> Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
>
> Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they
> hear a fire truck siren.
>
> The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard
> symbols.
>
> Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
>
> Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but your dinner
> guests can't tell which is which.
>
> Your pie-filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the
> oven.
>
> You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a
> crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.
>
> You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the
> dark and melts the silverware.
>
> Your family prays AFTER they eat!
>
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Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

On 27 Aug 2005 07:30:39 -0700, tomkanpa wrote:

> Your family prays AFTER they eat!


Thanks! I sent this on to my humor depraved friends.

"sf" > wrote in message
...
> On 27 Aug 2005 07:30:39 -0700, tomkanpa wrote:
>
>> Your family prays AFTER they eat!
>
>
thanks I sent it off also

tomkanpa wrote:
>
> You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.

Knew someone at university who cooked like that LOL

> You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.

LOL Is that a problem? They seem to be rock hard.

>
> Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
>
> Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
Hmmm...
>
> Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they
> hear a fire truck siren.
>
> The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard
> symbols.

Is there another better symbol LOL? Radioactive perhaps.
>
> Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
>
> Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but your dinner
> guests can't tell which is which.
>
> Your pie-filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the
> oven.
>
> You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a
> crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.
>
> You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the
> dark and melts the silverware.

Hey I always liked to bring my labwork home with me. Doesn't everyone?
>
> Your family prays AFTER they eat!