In article .com>,
"Damsel" > wrote:

> Nancy Young wrote:
(snippage)
>
> > Have you heard? Barb says she was never a trollop. I almost
> > fell off my chair. My word.
>
> Yeah, we couldn't get her to join for fear of offending her mother.
> <sigh>
>
> Now, where's the talk of Stud Muffins??

Wasn't that Constable Tim Schewe? Nancy Dooley had the warms for the
constable, IIRC. :-0) Or maybe it was just ANY Canadian Mountie.
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> Updated 9-26-05

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article .com>,
> "Damsel" > wrote:
>
> > Nancy Young wrote:
> (snippage)
> >
> > > Have you heard? Barb says she was never a trollop. I almost
> > > fell off my chair. My word.
> >
> > Yeah, we couldn't get her to join for fear of offending her mother.
> > <sigh>
> >
> > Now, where's the talk of Stud Muffins??
>
> Wasn't that Constable Tim Schewe? Nancy Dooley had the warms for the
> constable, IIRC. :-0) Or maybe it was just ANY Canadian Mountie.

I don't think Canadian was a requisite.

Sheldon

On 27 Sep 2005 18:26:04 -0700, Damsel wrote:
>
> Nancy Young wrote:
> > "Damsel" > wrote
> >
> > > Nancy Young wrote:
> >
> > >> I think you more than qualify! You are now 37. Welcome to
> > >> the club.
> > >>
> > >> nancy (acting head trollop)
> > >
> > > Thanks, Nancy! Are you remembering to tap these women on each shoulder
> > > with a spatula? Wanna remain acting head trollop for awhile? I'm
> > > spending most of my time sleeping these days. Probably either a
> > > migraine or a brain tumor. You just never know. <G>
> > >
> > > Carol, Head Trollop
> >
> > Geez, I knew I was messing up, no spatula tapping. I tried to get
> > you but no success. I failed my duties. I'll do better.
>
> I should say SO!
>
> > I'll be acting head trollop until you feel better. I don't like it, but
> > that's the way it is.
>
> Ask sf. She was acting Head Trollop during one of my sabbaticals.

Ahhh, those were the days! I was a former Fashion Floozy turned
Acting Head Trollop.
>
> > Have you heard? Barb says she was never a trollop. I almost
> > fell off my chair. My word.
>
> Yeah, we couldn't get her to join for fear of offending her mother.
> <sigh>
>
> Now, where's the talk of Stud Muffins??

I'm telling ya it was heady stuff conveying "secret decoder rings" to
Trollop recruits and inducting Studmuffins to be our courtiers.

Sadly, we no longer have Moosemeat to act as Head Capon, so the office
is open. Are there any takers out there?

No? I nominate Andy.
Any seconds?

sf -----> raises hand

It's moved and seconded.
Let's vote.

sf ----> raises both hands

OK - the vote was unanimous. Andy is our new Head Capon!


Andy, welcome to the ranks! You were a virtual shoo in.

sf
who still takes bribes

"pjjehg" wrote
> "Melba's Jammin'"wrote
> "pjjehg" wrote:
>>> "~patches~" wrote ...
>>> > pjjehg wrote: lots of snippage
>>> >> BTW, for those who don't know me, I'm one of the original
>>> >> trollops. I
>>> >
>>> > I've been posting here long enough that I might remotely be
>>> > considered a regular. I still don't know what a trollop is but I
>>> > assume it is a good thing?
>>> >
>>> Oh, yes, trollop is good. Just ask Carol (Damsel). She started it,
>>> IIRC, and the rest of us all sang in harmony!!!!! ;-) Barb (Melba),
>>> Terry (Squeaks) ... dang, who all was there at the time? Kay
>>> Hartman, Mary Frye---both coasts were well represented.
>>
>> I BEG your pardon!? I am NOT a trollop. Never was. Never paid the
>> membership fee. Don't qualify. Never did. My mom wouldn't let me.
>> Puh-leeze!! That whirring sound you hear is Mom spinning in her grave
>> at the very iDEa!
>>
>>> BTW, I think I started in '95 or '96 or thereabouts. I'd have to
>>> check.
>>
>> I think a little later than that. I could be wrong.
>>
>>> Pam
>
> Hhmm, I just checked and Google ) puts me March
> '96.
>
> Pam
>

Oh, and I also posted as . It's the address,
always the address!

Pam

"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> In article >, "Nancy Young"
> > wrote:
>
>> "Damsel" > wrote
>>
>> > Nancy Young wrote:
>>
>> >> I think you more than qualify! You are now 37. Welcome to
>> >> the club.
>> >>
>> >> nancy (acting head trollop)
>> >
>> > Thanks, Nancy! Are you remembering to tap these women on each shoulder
>> > with a spatula? Wanna remain acting head trollop for awhile? I'm
>> > spending most of my time sleeping these days. Probably either a
>> > migraine or a brain tumor. You just never know. <G>
>> >
>> > Carol, Head Trollop
>>
>> Geez, I knew I was messing up, no spatula tapping. I tried to get
>> you but no success. I failed my duties. I'll do better.
>>
>> I'll be acting head trollop until you feel better. I don't like it, but
>> that's the way it is.
>>
>> Have you heard? Barb says she was never a trollop. I almost
>> fell off my chair. My word.
>>
>> nancy
>
> Well, pick yourself up off the floor, Woman! It's true! I am not now,
> nor have I ever been, a trollop. Mom wouldn't let me.

Nope our Barb went straight into being a fully fledged Strumpet)

In article >, "Ophelia"
> wrote:

> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
(snippage--good luck figuring who said what)

> >> Have you heard? Barb says she was never a trollop. I almost fell
> >> off my chair. My word.
> >>
> >> nancy
> >
> > Well, pick yourself up off the floor, Woman! It's true! I am not now,
> > nor have I ever been, a trollop. Mom wouldn't let me.
>
> Nope our Barb went straight into being a fully fledged Strumpet)

I am NOT!!! (Wanna see my tattoos?)
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> Updated 9-26-05

"Ophelia" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote

>> > wrote:

>>> Have you heard? Barb says she was never a trollop. I almost
>>> fell off my chair. My word.

>> Well, pick yourself up off the floor, Woman! It's true! I am not now,
>> nor have I ever been, a trollop. Mom wouldn't let me.
>
> Nope our Barb went straight into being a fully fledged Strumpet)

You got it, Ophelia. Can you believe the nerve of her, she wants us to
actually think she told her mother everything she did. Hah! Bridge for
sale in Brooklyn ...

nancy

"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> In article >, "Ophelia"
> > wrote:
>
>> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
> (snippage--good luck figuring who said what)
>
>> >> Have you heard? Barb says she was never a trollop. I almost fell
>> >> off my chair. My word.
>> >>
>> >> nancy
>> >
>> > Well, pick yourself up off the floor, Woman! It's true! I am not now,
>> > nor have I ever been, a trollop. Mom wouldn't let me.
>>
>> Nope our Barb went straight into being a fully fledged Strumpet)
>
> I am NOT!!! (Wanna see my tattoos?)

LOL seem 'em)

Nancy Young wrote:
> "Ophelia" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote
>
>
> wrote:
>
>
>>>>Have you heard? Barb says she was never a trollop. I almost
>>>>fell off my chair. My word.
>
>
>>>Well, pick yourself up off the floor, Woman! It's true! I am not now,
>>>nor have I ever been, a trollop. Mom wouldn't let me.
>>
>>Nope our Barb went straight into being a fully fledged Strumpet)
>
>
> You got it, Ophelia. Can you believe the nerve of her, she wants us to
> actually think she told her mother everything she did. Hah! Bridge for
> sale in Brooklyn ...
>
> nancy
>
>
>
Nancy, Stop offering The BRIDGE. It is no longer for sale, Marcel and
I bought it last week. ) When we put up the Toll Stations, you
will be able to pass without having to pay.

"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Ophelia" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote
>
>>> > wrote:
>
>>>> Have you heard? Barb says she was never a trollop. I almost
>>>> fell off my chair. My word.
>
>>> Well, pick yourself up off the floor, Woman! It's true! I am not now,
>>> nor have I ever been, a trollop. Mom wouldn't let me.
>>
>> Nope our Barb went straight into being a fully fledged Strumpet)
>
> You got it, Ophelia. Can you believe the nerve of her, she wants us to
> actually think she told her mother everything she did. Hah! Bridge for
> sale in Brooklyn ...

<G>

On Wed 28 Sep 2005 05:57:49a, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:

>
>
> Nancy Young wrote:
>> "Ophelia" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>
>>>"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote
>>
>>
> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>>Have you heard? Barb says she was never a trollop. I almost fell off
>>>>>my chair. My word.
>>
>>
>>>>Well, pick yourself up off the floor, Woman! It's true! I am not now,
>>>>nor have I ever been, a trollop. Mom wouldn't let me.
>>>
>>>Nope our Barb went straight into being a fully fledged Strumpet)
>>
>>
>> You got it, Ophelia. Can you believe the nerve of her, she wants us to
>> actually think she told her mother everything she did. Hah! Bridge for
>> sale in Brooklyn ...
>>
>> nancy
>>
>>
>>
> Nancy, Stop offering The BRIDGE. It is no longer for sale, Marcel and
> I bought it last week. ) When we put up the Toll Stations, you
> will be able to pass without having to pay.

Margaret, you know that *everything* has a price!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
_____________________________

http://tinypic.com/dzijap.jpg

Popie-In-The-Bowl

"Margaret Suran" > wrote

> Nancy Young wrote:

>> You got it, Ophelia. Can you believe the nerve of her, she wants us to
>> actually think she told her mother everything she did. Hah! Bridge for
>> sale in Brooklyn ...

> Nancy, Stop offering The BRIDGE. It is no longer for sale, Marcel and I
> bought it last week. ) When we put up the Toll Stations, you will be
> able to pass without having to pay.

I didn't know you'd picked up that little piece of real estate,
congratulations! It's been languishing on the market for years!
I'll keep an eye out for my M&M tokens. (smile)

nancy

In article >, "Nancy Young"
> wrote:

> "Ophelia" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote
>
> >> > wrote:
>
> >>> Have you heard? Barb says she was never a trollop. I almost
> >>> fell off my chair. My word.
>
> >> Well, pick yourself up off the floor, Woman! It's true! I am not now,
> >> nor have I ever been, a trollop. Mom wouldn't let me.
> >
> > Nope our Barb went straight into being a fully fledged Strumpet)
>
> You got it, Ophelia. Can you believe the nerve of her, she wants us to
> actually think she told her mother everything she did. Hah! Bridge for
> sale in Brooklyn ...
>
> nancy

I did!! Well, except for when I used to. . . oh, and that other time
that I. . . and that time I went out to Lake Minnetonka with an older
friend who had older (i.e., legal drinking age) friends, and they left
without me and I didn't know how I was going to get back home and then
get in the house without detection. . . and that other time when. . .
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> Updated 9-26-05

In article >, "pjjehg"
> wrote:
(snippage)
> >
> >> BTW, I think I started in '95 or '96 or thereabouts. I'd have to
> >> check.
> >
> > I think a little later than that. I could be wrong.
> >
> >> Pam
>
> Hhmm, I just checked and Google ) puts me March
> '96.
>
> Pam
>
>

Getting old is hell, Pam. I stand corrected. Seems like it was just
last year. . . .
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> Updated 9-26-05

On 27 Sep 2005 18:21:29 -0700, "Damsel" > wrote:

>
>pjjehg wrote:
>>
>> Oh, yes, trollop is good. Just ask Carol (Damsel). She started it, IIRC,
>> and the rest of us all sang in harmony!!!!! ;-) Barb (Melba), Terry
>> (Squeaks) ... dang, who all was there at the time? Kay Hartman, Mary
>> Frye---both coasts were well represented.
>>
>> BTW, I think I started in '95 or '96 or thereabouts. I'd have to check.
>
>I didn't start reading RFC until February of '97. It was probably that
>summer.

Weel, I've been in the ng since about '94 and was an original Trollop,
AFAIR. And I think we certainly have to include the original Mountie
Posse, dn't ya s'pose? I mean, Nancy and I pre-dated the Trollops in
that regard :-)

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

-- Duncan Hines

To reply, replace "spaminator" with "cox"

One time on Usenet, "Damsel" > said:
> Nancy Young wrote:
> > "~patches~" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Nancy Young wrote:
> > >> "~patches~" > wrote

> > >>>I've been posting here long enough that I might remotely be considered a
> > >>>regular. I still don't know what a trollop is but I assume it is a good
> > >>>thing?

> > >> Well, Damsel is the head trollop, and most of us are charter members.
> > >> If she says you can join, you will be 37 years of age forthwith and anon.

> > > Well I love reading Damsel's posts and I'm over age 37 but enjoying every
> > > minute of it and I *love* cooking. Do I qualify as a trollop?

> > I think you more than qualify! You are now 37. Welcome to
> > the club.

> > nancy (acting head trollop)

> Thanks, Nancy! Are you remembering to tap these women on each shoulder
> with a spatula?

Hey, I didn't get the spatula treatment. Hmf. Still, I'll take Trollop
status any way I can get it and have changed my sig to reflect it. I've
dreamed of this since I first read RFC back in the late 90's. ;-)

> Wanna remain acting head trollop for awhile? I'm
> spending most of my time sleeping these days. Probably either a
> migraine or a brain tumor. You just never know. <G>
>
> Carol, Head Trollop

Get better, hon!


--
Jani in WA (S'mee)
~ mom, Trollup, novice cook ~

On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 21:24:01 GMT, S'mee wrote:

> > > I think you more than qualify! You are now 37. Welcome to
> > > the club.
>
> > > nancy (acting head trollop)
>
> > Thanks, Nancy! Are you remembering to tap these women on each shoulder
> > with a spatula?
>
> Hey, I didn't get the spatula treatment. Hmf. Still, I'll take Trollop
> status any way I can get it and have changed my sig to reflect it. I've
> dreamed of this since I first read RFC back in the late 90's. ;-)
>
You didn't? Consider yourself "tapped"!
And as a special bonus, I'm including a Secret Decoder Ring with your
membership:
>
<read your email for more details>
>
> Jani in WA (S'mee)
> ~ mom, Trollup, novice cook ~

sf
Former Fashion Floozy
and
de facto member, Governing Board of Trollops

One time on Usenet, sfpipeline_at_gmail.com said:
> On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 21:24:01 GMT, S'mee wrote:
>
> > > > I think you more than qualify! You are now 37. Welcome to
> > > > the club.
> >
> > > > nancy (acting head trollop)
> >
> > > Thanks, Nancy! Are you remembering to tap these women on each shoulder
> > > with a spatula?
> >
> > Hey, I didn't get the spatula treatment. Hmf. Still, I'll take Trollop
> > status any way I can get it and have changed my sig to reflect it. I've
> > dreamed of this since I first read RFC back in the late 90's. ;-)
> >
> You didn't? Consider yourself "tapped"!
> And as a special bonus, I'm including a Secret Decoder Ring with your
> membership:
>
> <read your email for more details>
>
> sf
> Former Fashion Floozy
> and
> de facto member, Governing Board of Trollops

Got it -- jeez, you weren't kidding! Thanks, Barbara, I'll keep
the spatula and ring forever and ever...


--
Jani in WA (S'mee)
~ mom, Trollup, novice cook ~