A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his arse.
He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor
looks and shakes his head.


The man says, "Is it serious?"


The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg."

---


Sheldon

In article .com>,
"Sheldon" > wrote:

> A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his arse.
> He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor
> looks and shakes his head.
>
>
> The man says, "Is it serious?"
>
>
> The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
>
> ---
>
>
> Sheldon
>

Oh GROAN!!!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
...
> In article .com>,
> "Sheldon" > wrote:
>
>> A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his arse.
>> He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor
>> looks and shakes his head.

>> The man says, "Is it serious?"

>> The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg."

>> Sheldon

> Oh GROAN!!!

A pirate goes to the doctor with a ship's steering wheel in his pants. He
pulls down his drawers and asks the doctor to take a look at it. The doctor
looks and shakes his head.

The doctor asks, "Does it bother you?"

The man replies, "Arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts."

Segue wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>In article .com>,
>>"Sheldon" > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his arse.
>>>He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor
>>>looks and shakes his head.
>
>
>>>The man says, "Is it serious?"
>
>
>>>The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
>
>
>>>Sheldon
>
>
>>Oh GROAN!!!
>
>
> A pirate goes to the doctor with a ship's steering wheel in his pants. He
> pulls down his drawers and asks the doctor to take a look at it. The doctor
> looks and shakes his head.
>
> The doctor asks, "Does it bother you?"
>
> The man replies, "Arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts."

A guy walks into a pirate bar and sits down and orders a beer. He
looks over at the guy sitting next to him and say, "So, hey, how'd you
get the hook hand?
And the pirate says, "Argh, laddie, 'twere a sword fight on the high seas."
Then the guy says, "So, how did you wind up with the eye patch?"
The pirates says, "Argh laddie, a seagull pooped in me eye!"
And the guy says, "Well that's pretty gross, but I can't see how it'd
cost you your eye..."
And the pirate continued, "Aye, well laddie, twas the first day with me
new hook hand..."

Kathleen

"Kathleen" > wrote in message
...
> Segue wrote:
>
>> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>
>>>In article .com>,
>>>"Sheldon" > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his arse.
>>>>He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor
>>>>looks and shakes his head.
>>
>>
>>>>The man says, "Is it serious?"
>>
>>
>>>>The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
>>
>>
>>>>Sheldon
>>
>>
>>>Oh GROAN!!!
>>
>>
>> A pirate goes to the doctor with a ship's steering wheel in his pants.
>> He pulls down his drawers and asks the doctor to take a look at it. The
>> doctor looks and shakes his head.
>>
>> The doctor asks, "Does it bother you?"
>>
>> The man replies, "Arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts."
>
> A guy walks into a pirate bar and sits down and orders a beer. He looks
> over at the guy sitting next to him and say, "So, hey, how'd you get the
> hook hand?
> And the pirate says, "Argh, laddie, 'twere a sword fight on the high
> seas."
> Then the guy says, "So, how did you wind up with the eye patch?"
> The pirates says, "Argh laddie, a seagull pooped in me eye!"
> And the guy says, "Well that's pretty gross, but I can't see how it'd cost
> you your eye..."
> And the pirate continued, "Aye, well laddie, twas the first day with me
> new hook hand..."

Oh GROAN!!!

On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 22:13:05 -0500, Kathleen wrote:

>
> A guy walks into a pirate bar and sits down and orders a beer. He
> looks over at the guy sitting next to him and say, "So, hey, how'd you
> get the hook hand?
> And the pirate says, "Argh, laddie, 'twere a sword fight on the high seas."
> Then the guy says, "So, how did you wind up with the eye patch?"
> The pirates says, "Argh laddie, a seagull pooped in me eye!"
> And the guy says, "Well that's pretty gross, but I can't see how it'd
> cost you your eye..."
> And the pirate continued, "Aye, well laddie, twas the first day with me
> new hook hand..."


LOLOLOL!

"Kathleen" > wrote in message
...
> Segue wrote:
>
> > "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >
> >>In article .com>,
> >>"Sheldon" > wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his arse.
> >>>He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor
> >>>looks and shakes his head.
> >
> >
> >>>The man says, "Is it serious?"
> >
> >
> >>>The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
> >
> >
> >>>Sheldon
> >
> >
> >>Oh GROAN!!!
> >
> >
> > A pirate goes to the doctor with a ship's steering wheel in his pants.
He
> > pulls down his drawers and asks the doctor to take a look at it. The
doctor
> > looks and shakes his head.
> >
> > The doctor asks, "Does it bother you?"
> >
> > The man replies, "Arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts."
>
> A guy walks into a pirate bar and sits down and orders a beer. He
> looks over at the guy sitting next to him and say, "So, hey, how'd you
> get the hook hand?
> And the pirate says, "Argh, laddie, 'twere a sword fight on the high
seas."
> Then the guy says, "So, how did you wind up with the eye patch?"
> The pirates says, "Argh laddie, a seagull pooped in me eye!"
> And the guy says, "Well that's pretty gross, but I can't see how it'd
> cost you your eye..."
> And the pirate continued, "Aye, well laddie, twas the first day with me
> new hook hand..."
>
> Kathleen

This guy walks into a bar: "OUCH!".

________________

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