>I hate it when people don't include the post they are replying to.
>Come on, the rest of us like to follow along.

It's not called a "thread" for nothing. Just read the whole little
cascading thingie in your newsreader. One post follows the other. It
ain't rocket science.

On 20 Oct 2005 21:00:36 -0700, wrote:

>>I hate it when people don't include the post they are replying to.
>>Come on, the rest of us like to follow along.
>
>It's not called a "thread" for nothing. Just read the whole little
>cascading thingie in your newsreader. One post follows the other. It
>ain't rocket science.

It ain't all AOL and google groups, either. I delete my posts daily
and only see one day's posts at a time. My reader doesn't expand
threads and I'm not about to keep every post just so I can figure out
which post someone is referring to. Not usually worth the effort.

pepsi

Ubiquitous wrote:

> wrote:
>>
>
>>> You obviously like the type of trailer trash food that Sandra Lee
>>> makes. You also *continually* read these threads, it seems, and
>>> procede to make comments about UBI and how you loathe his/her
>>> "boring posts". UBI is highly entertaining, and you, my dear are
>>> the ****ing BORE. Use your killfile or just STFU.
>>
>> To whom are you replying? Learn to quote or just STFU.
>
> Is it September again already?

Eternally.
This is, IMO, the funniest thing I have seen posted in some time.

> It seems like I've been seeing a lot of posts from people who
> obviously don't know how to post followups properly.
>
> ObSandraLee:
> Here's a screen grab someone was kind enough to make from yesterday's
> ep, "All American Girl" showing her reaction to one of of her drinks.
>
> NB: Make sure your mouth is empty when viewing this! :-)

Where is the pic?

wrote:
>Ubiquitous wrote:
>> wrote:

>>> I saw the meringue episode and opening the pudding package sideways and
>>> spilling half of it. I still don't get her idea of adding vanilla
>>> extract to Cool Whip, it must be a delicacy is the Lee household. No
>>> wonder they are always swilling down the liquor at her house.
>>
>> I believe she once claimed that adding the vanilla extract makes it
>> taste like it was grown in her garden.
>
>I've heard her say it makes Cool Whip taste homemade. That's probably
>what you heard, too.

I've heard that too, but she made the "fresh from the garden" taste
in another ep. I'll have to look it up.

>>> Sandra is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
>
>Nor is her producer.

My theory is that he hates her and is passive-agressively sabotaging her.

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in article , Ubiquitous at
wrote on 11/1/05 5:34 PM:

> wrote:
>> Ubiquitous wrote:
>>> wrote:
>
>>>> I saw the meringue episode and opening the pudding package sideways and
>>>> spilling half of it. I still don't get her idea of adding vanilla
>>>> extract to Cool Whip, it must be a delicacy is the Lee household. No
>>>> wonder they are always swilling down the liquor at her house.
>>>
>>> I believe she once claimed that adding the vanilla extract makes it
>>> taste like it was grown in her garden.
>>
>> I've heard her say it makes Cool Whip taste homemade. That's probably
>> what you heard, too.
>
> I've heard that too, but she made the "fresh from the garden" taste
> in another ep. I'll have to look it up.
>
>>>> Sandra is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
>>
>> Nor is her producer.
>
> My theory is that he hates her and is passive-agressively sabotaging her.

I have that theory about Martha Stewart, but I think the SLoP people are
desperately trying to make a silk purse out of a sows ear - or a whole sow
in this case.

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You Can't Stop the Signal

In article >, wrote:

>ObSandraLee:
>Here's a screen grab someone was kind enough to make from yesterday's
>ep, "All American Girl" showing her reaction to one of of her drinks.
>
>NB: Make sure your mouth is empty when viewing this! :-)

It might help to post the URL!
http://www.tdiggs.net/twop-bonus-08.jpg

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wrote:
>Ubiquitous wrote:
>> wrote:
>>>

>>>> You obviously like the type of trailer trash food that Sandra Lee
>>>> makes. You also *continually* read these threads, it seems, and
>>>> procede to make comments about UBI and how you loathe his/her
>>>> "boring posts". UBI is highly entertaining, and you, my dear are
>>>> the ****ing BORE. Use your killfile or just STFU.
>>>
>>> To whom are you replying? Learn to quote or just STFU.
>>
>> Is it September again already?
>
>Eternally.
>This is, IMO, the funniest thing I have seen posted in some time.

heh.

>> It seems like I've been seeing a lot of posts from people who
>> obviously don't know how to post followups properly.
>>
>> ObSandraLee:
>> Here's a screen grab someone was kind enough to make from yesterday's
>> ep, "All American Girl" showing her reaction to one of of her drinks.
>>
>> NB: Make sure your mouth is empty when viewing this! :-)
>
>Where is the pic?

http://www.tdiggs.net/twop-bonus-08.jpg

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"Paper plates -- easy to get year round." Sandra Lee, "All American Girl
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in article , Ubiquitous at
wrote on 11/2/05 5:00 PM:

> In article >, wrote:
>
>> ObSandraLee:
>> Here's a screen grab someone was kind enough to make from yesterday's
>> ep, "All American Girl" showing her reaction to one of of her drinks.
>>
>> NB: Make sure your mouth is empty when viewing this! :-)
>
> It might help to post the URL!
> http://www.tdiggs.net/twop-bonus-08.jpg
>
In the post halloween spirit, one can happily imagine jason or freddie or
michael coming at her in that last shot . ..

--

You Can't Stop the Signal

Ubiquitous wrote:

> wrote:
>> Ubiquitous wrote:
>>> wrote:
>>>>
>
>>>>> You obviously like the type of trailer trash food that Sandra Lee
>>>>> makes. You also *continually* read these threads, it seems, and
>>>>> procede to make comments about UBI and how you loathe his/her
>>>>> "boring posts". UBI is highly entertaining, and you, my dear
>>>>> are the ****ing BORE. Use your killfile or just STFU.
>>>>
>>>> To whom are you replying? Learn to quote or just STFU.
>>>
>>> Is it September again already?
>>
>> Eternally.
>> This is, IMO, the funniest thing I have seen posted in some time.
>
> heh.
>
>>> It seems like I've been seeing a lot of posts from people who
>>> obviously don't know how to post followups properly.
>>>
>>> ObSandraLee:
>>> Here's a screen grab someone was kind enough to make from
>>> yesterday's ep, "All American Girl" showing her reaction to one of
>>> of her drinks.
>>>
>>> NB: Make sure your mouth is empty when viewing this! :-)
>>
>> Where is the pic?
>
> http://www.tdiggs.net/twop-bonus-08.jpg

Wow, that pic actually makes her look unattractive.


> --
> "Paper plates -- easy to get year round." Sandra Lee, "All American
> Girl Party"
>

Two sig files?

in article , Michael "Dog3" Lonergan
at wrote on 11/3/05 8:18 AM:

> ANIM8Rfsk > looking for trouble wrote in
> :
>
>> in article , Ubiquitous at
>> wrote on 11/2/05 5:00 PM:
>>
>>> In article >,
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> ObSandraLee:
>>>> Here's a screen grab someone was kind enough to make from
>>>> yesterday's ep, "All American Girl" showing her reaction to one of
>>>> of her drinks.
>>>>
>>>> NB: Make sure your mouth is empty when viewing this! :-)
>>>
>>> It might help to post the URL!
>>> http://www.tdiggs.net/twop-bonus-08.jpg
>>>
>> In the post halloween spirit, one can happily imagine jason or freddie
>> or michael coming at her in that last shot . ..
>>
>
> I'm thinking either she's being slowly poisoned or she spies a huge meat
> cleaver sailing across the room at her.

Either way, happy thoughts!

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You Can't Stop the Signal

On 03 Nov 2005 13:50:14 GMT, Nick > wrote:


>>>> NB: Make sure your mouth is empty when viewing this! :-)
>>>
>>> Where is the pic?
>>
>> http://www.tdiggs.net/twop-bonus-08.jpg
>
>Wow, that pic actually makes her look unattractive.

Honeymoon's over, huh Rick?

pepsi

wrote:

> On 03 Nov 2005 13:50:14 GMT, Nick > wrote:
>
>
>>>>> NB: Make sure your mouth is empty when viewing this! :-)
>>>>
>>>> Where is the pic?
>>>
>>> http://www.tdiggs.net/twop-bonus-08.jpg
>>
>> Wow, that pic actually makes her look unattractive.
>
> Honeymoon's over, huh Rick?

Nah, I think our relationship is strong enough to survive one bad pic.
But if I see another one...

"Ubiquitous" > wrote in message
...
> OhgawdOhgawdOhgawd! I think I bust a gut from laughing!
>
> SLop enters with this startled look on her face, until now only seen on
> Janet
> Reno, carrying a piece of angel statuary. As the camera shows her putting
> it in
> the counter in extreme close up, a clumsy post-edit voice-over of her says
> "NOW, I'm going to you ALL about the great BAKING we'll be doing today!!".
> Apparently she thought this week's ep was "Light and Healthy BAKING". She
> then
> screws up that saying about "eating your cake and having it too" that
> annoys me
> to no end.
>
> When we return from the opening credits, SLop tells us it's going to be a
> brilliant day because this ep is all about "Low fat light BAKING!". She
> places
> twelve wontons onto a baking sheet, telling us "You can put the wontons
> next to
> each other b/c they don't rise". But if they did rise, wouldn't that mean
> that
> they grew upward and not sideways? She mixes some "nice" honey with "NICE
> hot
> water" from the sink faucet. She bastes the wontons and then "puts the
> wontons
> back into the oven". Huh?
>
> For a filling, she mixes some "rich and thick and delicious" ricotta
> cheese
> with one cup of low fat sour cream (as she holds the Rachel Ray container
> in
> front of her mouth, a clumsy post-production voice-over "this WHOLE
> container"
> is heard) into a food processor, to which she cuts open, nearly spilling a
> good
> amount of the contents, and then adds, an envelope of instant vanilla
> pudding
> mix and some vanilla extract. Struggling with the food processor, she
> scoops
> the mixture into a bowl and adds some lemon zest so it tastes "nice and
> fresh
> and right out of her garden".
>
> Grabbing a baking sheet on the counter behind her, accompanied by a clumsy
> post-production voice-over "Here are some that I made earlier", she
> assembles
> the vaugely-familiar napoleons with nine wontons by alternating wontons
> with
> the filling about three levels high. Strangely enough, I think I've seen
> that
> blue boat-shaped tray before... She confides that she adds vanilla or
> strawberry extract to Cool Whip so it tastes homemade. She embellishes a
> tub of
> Rachel Ray Cool Whip, and uses a glad bag to apply a small dollop to the
> napoleons, presumably throwing the rest of the Cool Whip away. She deep
> throats
> a large spoonful of the left-over pudding mixture as we bop out to
> commercial
> break.
>
> We return from commercial with SLop telling us this ep is all about "low
> fat
> deserts". I guess someone set her straight. Bringing out another tub of
> Rachel
> Ray Cool Whip, she declares she's going to make the phyllo cups. She opens
> the
> roll of phyllo dough, slaps it onto the counter and roughly rolls it open
> on
> the counter top, telling us to treat it gently because it's fragile.
> A post-production voice-over adds "this is light and wonderful pastry".
> She sprays PAM on it, makes some cinnamon sugar, sprinkles a pinch over
> the
> dough, adds another layer of dough, sprays it again with PAM, and
> sprinkles
> another layer of cinnamon sugar, topping it off with a final layer of
> dough.
> Using a pizza cutter, she cuts it into eight "square" rectangles and then
> stuffs them into a muffin tin, babbling something about how no cup will be
> identical in appearance. For some reason she uses half of the muffin tin,
> skipping every other one as if it's going to expand when it is baked. She
> creates a filling with instant chocolate pudding mix and instant eXpresso,
> mixed with a hand mixer on low; otherwise you'll get powder EVERYWHERE.
> She
> pulls out the cups from the oven and fills three with chocolate pudding
> and
> eXpresso mix, using a Glad bag to fill the cups instead of a spoon and
> then
> uses an entire tub of Cool whip in a Glad bag to place a tiny off-center
> dollop
> on each and finally dusting with coco powder. Yes, she threw the rest of
> both
> bags away. SLop then attempts to deep throat one, only to have it audibly
> shatter apart in her hands, forcing her to hastily exit stage right. I
> guess
> it's better than because she got third degree burns in her mouth and
> throat.
>
> When we return from commercial break, SLop talks about how intimidated she
> was
> by making meringues and begins making something. Meringues, I assume.
> After
> whipping the meringues sufficiently, she cries "It's going to be
> BEAUtiful!"
> and she starts uncontrollably licking the RA whipper attachment before
> dropping
> it into the sink. A trick to make perfect meringue cakes, she tells us, is
> to
> place a salad plate on parchment paper and use a pencil to make outlines
> for
> the meringue. With all the solemnity of the Surgeon General, she pauses to
> tell
> us "This is VERY important! I want you to turn the parchment paper upside
> down
> because you do not want to bake on that lead! This is VERY important!" She
> spreads the meringue into the shape of the saucer outlines to make disks.
> She
> pops them into the oven for an indeterminate time and says there two type
> of
> fillings. She begins with sugar free and fat free instant lemon pudding
> mix and
> adds milk. SLop is amazed at how fast it begins to "set up". For a second
> layer, she takes a new tub of Rachel Ray Cool Whip, described by a series
> of
> clumsy post-production voice-overs as "a. Low-FAT. WHIPPED. Topping.". She
> empties half into a bowl and adds some strawberries and strawberry extract
> (so
> it tastes homade?). She assembles the meringue cake by dumping half the
> pudding
> onto a meringue, topping it with another, then dumping some cool whip on
> top,
> topping it with a third meringue, some more pudding, and another meringue
> and
> the rest of the coolwhip. She garnishes it with a sprig of mint, some
> strawberries she set aside, and some lemon zest.
>
> When we return from commercial, we can tell by the graphic on the screen
> that
> it's now "Sandra's Cocktail Time!". SL enters with a bottle of port wine.
> Psyche! No cocktail time! In its place, she makes a dried fruit compote.
> She
> puts port and sugar into a pan to heat up, then adds a bunch of random
> dried
> fruits and cranberries (because they're worth it!) and boils it. She
> exclaims
> that she loves the fruit because it soaks up the port and sugar and then
> spoons
> out some that is at a roiling boil in a pan over some frozen yogurt which
> somehow resists melting into a puddle. Grabbing a couple goblets of the
> compote, she moseys over to the table scape at the "kiddie table". Oddly
> enough, the tablescape is rather tame, consisting of cloth remnants in
> this
> week's color (lavendar) with fake purple rose petals strewn about. The
> compote
> glasses are set on big silver serving platters like you'd see at King
> Henry
> VIII's dinner. Sandra shows us her "clever" idea of stuffing the napkins
> into
> the lavendar coffee cups on the table before pimping the web site and
> exiting
> with a double baby-claw wave.
>
> --
> "Paper plates -- easy to get year round." Sandra Lee, "All American Girl
> Party"
>
>
>


OH MY GAWD! GRODY! HE HE HO HGO HA HA FO

On 04 Nov 2005 16:45:32 GMT, Nick > wrote:

> wrote:
>
>> On 03 Nov 2005 13:50:14 GMT, Nick > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>>> NB: Make sure your mouth is empty when viewing this! :-)
>>>>>
>>>>> Where is the pic?
>>>>
>>>> http://www.tdiggs.net/twop-bonus-08.jpg
>>>
>>> Wow, that pic actually makes her look unattractive.
>>
>> Honeymoon's over, huh Rick?
>
>Nah, I think our relationship is strong enough to survive one bad pic.
>But if I see another one...

I did mean Nick, not Rick. Glad you took it well.

pepsi

In article >, wrote:
>in article , Michael "Dog3" Lonergan
>at wrote on 11/3/05 8:18 AM:
>> ANIM8Rfsk > looking for trouble wrote in
>> :
>>> in article , Ubiquitous at
>>> wrote on 11/2/05 5:00 PM:

>>>> It might help to post the URL!
>>>> http://www.tdiggs.net/twop-bonus-08.jpg
>>>>
>>> In the post halloween spirit, one can happily imagine jason or freddie
>>> or michael coming at her in that last shot . ..
>>
>> I'm thinking either she's being slowly poisoned or she spies a huge meat
>> cleaver sailing across the room at her.
>
>Either way, happy thoughts!

Heh heh heh. IIRC, she fled, stage left, after almsot choking on that drink.
It serves the broad right.

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"Paper plates -- easy to get year round." Sandra Lee, "All American Girl Party"