Sheldon wrote:

> Dumbdora wrote:
> >
> > I have reproduced successfully. But I Am italian
>
> That means you reproduced with a donkey.



http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlf.../parton%20leav...



PARTON: 'LEAVE MY BOOBS ALONE'


"Country music star DOLLY PARTON is keen to refute tabloid claims that
her bounteous bosom is ruining her health.

The JOLENE singer is stunned that after so many years in the public
eye, her breasts still attract tabloid attention.

She says, "(The tabloids) are always talking about my boobs... They
are not that big, it's just that I'm little and they're big in
comparison...

"They tell all these freak stories; that they are so big that I refuse
to have 'em reduced, and they're so big that they're ruining my life
and my health and they're breaking my back.

"They'll have things in the tabloids where it says I'm flat on my
back, I can't move and I can't get up and down because of the boobs.
And then in that same story, they'll have me having an affair with
some ******* or some young boy. I keep thinking, 'Well, if I'm that
sexually active, I'm doing pretty good for a cripple flat on my
back!'"

But Parton does admit that her chest can be weighty at time, adding,
"They are heavy, but to be honest, if they get too heavy, I got some
bongo stands I just go rest them on."

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