Today I was over at Trader Joe's stocking up on yogurt. Two women were
also shopping for yogurt. Noticing a brand of yogurt and speaking to
myself, aloud, I asked "Water Buffalo Yogurt?"

A moment later one woman commented, here's the water buffalo yogurt. I
said "I didn't know they made yogurt out of water buffalos." OK, that
didn't faze them. One woman looked at one and said "Oh, 260 calories!"
and put it back. The other woman sighed in agreement and all I could say
was "and oh, so good for you!" We all had a chuckle.

Andy
Flirt #2

"Andy" <q> wrote in message
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> Today I was over at Trader Joe's stocking up on yogurt. Two women were
> also shopping for yogurt. Noticing a brand of yogurt and speaking to
> myself, aloud, I asked "Water Buffalo Yogurt?"
>
> A moment later one woman commented, here's the water buffalo yogurt. I
> said "I didn't know they made yogurt out of water buffalos." OK, that
> didn't faze them. One woman looked at one and said "Oh, 260 calories!"
> and put it back. The other woman sighed in agreement and all I could say
> was "and oh, so good for you!" We all had a chuckle.
>
> Andy
> Flirt #2

Nice move! I usually try stuff like that in either the produce departments,
due to shapes and low temperatures, respectively. :-)

Doug Kanter wrote:
> "Andy" <q> wrote in message
> .. .
>> Today I was over at Trader Joe's stocking up on yogurt. Two women
>> were also shopping for yogurt. Noticing a brand of yogurt and
>> speaking to myself, aloud, I asked "Water Buffalo Yogurt?"
>>
>> A moment later one woman commented, here's the water buffalo yogurt.
>> I said "I didn't know they made yogurt out of water buffalos." OK,
>> that didn't faze them. One woman looked at one and said "Oh, 260
>> calories!" and put it back. The other woman sighed in agreement and
>> all I could say was "and oh, so good for you!" We all had a chuckle.
>>
>> Andy
>> Flirt #2
>
> Nice move! I usually try stuff like that in either the produce
> departments, due to shapes and low temperatures, respectively. :-)

Let me guess... you ask them if the melons are fresh?

Jill <---hiding behind the aisle with the parsley, kale, bok choy and endive

jmcquown wrote:

> Let me guess... you ask them if the melons are fresh?
>
> Jill <---hiding behind the aisle with the parsley, kale, bok choy and
> endive


No, but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!!!

Andy

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
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> Doug Kanter wrote:
>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message
>> .. .
>>> Today I was over at Trader Joe's stocking up on yogurt. Two women
>>> were also shopping for yogurt. Noticing a brand of yogurt and
>>> speaking to myself, aloud, I asked "Water Buffalo Yogurt?"
>>>
>>> A moment later one woman commented, here's the water buffalo yogurt.
>>> I said "I didn't know they made yogurt out of water buffalos." OK,
>>> that didn't faze them. One woman looked at one and said "Oh, 260
>>> calories!" and put it back. The other woman sighed in agreement and
>>> all I could say was "and oh, so good for you!" We all had a chuckle.
>>>
>>> Andy
>>> Flirt #2
>>
>> Nice move! I usually try stuff like that in either the produce
>> departments, due to shapes and low temperatures, respectively. :-)
>
> Let me guess... you ask them if the melons are fresh?
>
> Jill <---hiding behind the aisle with the parsley, kale, bok choy and
> endive
>
>

Jill, that would be tacky. No words are necessary in the produce department.

"Andy" <q> wrote in message .. .
> Today I was over at Trader Joe's stocking up on yogurt. Two women were
> also shopping for yogurt. Noticing a brand of yogurt and speaking to
> myself, aloud, I asked "Water Buffalo Yogurt?"
>
> A moment later one woman commented, here's the water buffalo yogurt. I
> said "I didn't know they made yogurt out of water buffalos." OK, that
> didn't faze them. One woman looked at one and said "Oh, 260 calories!"
> and put it back. The other woman sighed in agreement and all I could say
> was "and oh, so good for you!" We all had a chuckle.
>
> Andy
> Flirt #2

Must have been the women used in the county fair commercials.


http://www.lacountyfair.com/2005/video/index.asp


Dimitri

Earlier this week I was shopping, this elderly gentleman
asked me for help, he was looking for the prunes ... or
the dried plums. Now I'm thinking ... maybe he was
flirting with me. Hmmmm.

nancy

"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
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> Earlier this week I was shopping, this elderly gentleman
> asked me for help, he was looking for the prunes ... or
> the dried plums. Now I'm thinking ... maybe he was
> flirting with me. Hmmmm.

...... and you thought you were past it)

O runsssssssssssssssss

"Ophelia" > wrote in message
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>
> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Earlier this week I was shopping, this elderly gentleman
> > asked me for help, he was looking for the prunes ... or
> > the dried plums. Now I'm thinking ... maybe he was
> > flirting with me. Hmmmm.
>
> ..... and you thought you were past it)
>
> O runsssssssssssssssss
>
He eats too many of those dried plums and he'll *have* the runsssssssss

Jill

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
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> "Ophelia" > wrote in message
> ...
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>> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > Earlier this week I was shopping, this elderly gentleman
>> > asked me for help, he was looking for the prunes ... or
>> > the dried plums. Now I'm thinking ... maybe he was
>> > flirting with me. Hmmmm.
>>
>> ..... and you thought you were past it)
>>
>> O runsssssssssssssssss
>>
> He eats too many of those dried plums and he'll *have* the
> runsssssssss

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!