On 15 Nov 2005 10:15:33 GMT, dogsnus > wrote:

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>> I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can
>> and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it.
>> That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes
>> from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on.....
>> There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either
>> someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a
>> chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a
>> "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these
>> strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they
>> milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens
>> udder.
>
>Cows and chickens living in sin surprises you?
>I thought everybody knew that cows were sluts and totally into
>into inter-species sexual behavior.


Many a farmer would attest to that...Anonmously of course

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> On 15 Nov 2005 10:15:33 GMT, dogsnus > wrote:
>
> wrote in
> :
> >
> >> I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can
> >> and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it.
> >> That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes
> >> from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on.....
> >> There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either
> >> someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a
> >> chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a
> >> "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these
> >> strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they
> >> milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens
> >> udder.
> >
> >Cows and chickens living in sin surprises you?
> >I thought everybody knew that cows were sluts and totally into
> >into inter-species sexual behavior.
>
>
> Many a farmer would attest to that...Anonmously of course

Yew shore got a purty mouth....

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