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I was good this year!!!
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I was good this year!!!
Andy wrote:
> I can't wait to tell ya!!! > I've been charming this year which isn't quite the same as good....but it's more fun. -- ..:Heather:. www.velvet-c.com Step off, beyotches, I'm the roflpimp! |
I was good this year!!!
projectile vomit chick wrote:
> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q> > wrote: >>I can't wait to tell ya!!! > > What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* urinating? You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until Santa's officially off the roof and on his way. I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait. Andy |
I was good this year!!!
"Andy >" <<q> wrote in message ... > projectile vomit chick wrote: > >> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q> >> wrote: >>>I can't wait to tell ya!!! >> >> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* urinating? > > > You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean > flannel > lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL Bean all > over > the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold winter wind like > nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself shaving. So there > is > something to the rule about not peeking until Santa's officially off > the > roof and on his way. > > I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait. Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg! |
I was good this year!!!
On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Ophelia?
> > "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message > ... >> projectile vomit chick wrote: >> >>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q> >>> wrote: >>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!! >>> >>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* urinating? >> >> >> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean >> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL >> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold >> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself >> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until >> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way. >> >> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait. > > Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg! Well, I hope it's attached to something! -- Wayne Boatwright *¿* _____________________________________________ A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken! |
I was good this year!!!
"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message ... > On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it > Ophelia? > >> >> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message >> ... >>> projectile vomit chick wrote: >>> >>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q> >>>> wrote: >>>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!! >>>> >>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* >>>> urinating? >>> >>> >>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean >>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL >>> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold >>> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself >>> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until >>> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way. >>> >>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait. >> >> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg! > > Well, I hope it's attached to something! A foot? <G> |
I was good this year!!!
On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Ophelia?
> > "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message > ... >> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it >> Ophelia? >> >>> >>> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message >>> ... >>>> projectile vomit chick wrote: >>>> >>>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q> >>>>> wrote: >>>>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!! >>>>> >>>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* >>>>> urinating? >>>> >>>> >>>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean >>>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL >>>> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold >>>> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself >>>> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until >>>> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way. >>>> >>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait. >>> >>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg! >> >> Well, I hope it's attached to something! > > A foot? <G> Eeeewwwwww! -- Wayne Boatwright *¿* _____________________________________________ A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken! |
I was good this year!!!
Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it > Ophelia? > >> >> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message >> ... >>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it >>> Ophelia? >>> >>>> >>>> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message >>>> ... >>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q> >>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>> I can't wait to tell ya!!! >>>>>> >>>>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* >>>>>> urinating? >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean >>>>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said >>>>> LL Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the >>>>> cold winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I >>>>> nicked myself shaving. So there is something to the rule about >>>>> not peeking until Santa's officially off the roof and on his way. >>>>> >>>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait. >>>> >>>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg! >>> >>> Well, I hope it's attached to something! >> >> A foot? <G> > > Eeeewwwwww! OB Food: a chicken foot? <wink> |
Bagged Salad
Wayne.....sorry this is totally off topic, but would you please tell me the
brand name of the bagged salad you found that had very little/if any odorous fumes? I thought I was the only one who found bagged salads offensive - I'm glad I'm not alone.............Thank you By the way, I thoroughly enjoy your posts....they are both humorous and informative.....sometimes both at the same time.....:) G7 "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message ... > On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Ophelia? > > > > > "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message > > ... > >> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it > >> Ophelia? > >> > >>> > >>> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message > >>> ... > >>>> projectile vomit chick wrote: > >>>> > >>>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q> > >>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!! > >>>>> > >>>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* > >>>>> urinating? > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean > >>>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL > >>>> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold > >>>> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself > >>>> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until > >>>> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way. > >>>> > >>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait. > >>> > >>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg! > >> > >> Well, I hope it's attached to something! > > > > A foot? <G> > > Eeeewwwwww! > > -- > Wayne Boatwright *¿* > _____________________________________________ > > A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken! |
Bagged Salad
On Tue 20 Dec 2005 10:20:00p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
maureeng7eh? > Wayne.....sorry this is totally off topic, but would you please tell me > the brand name of the bagged salad you found that had very little/if any > odorous fumes? I thought I was the only one who found bagged salads > offensive - I'm glad I'm not alone.............Thank you Glad to. It's Earthbound Farm Organic. The greens are certified by the USDA as organic. There is a website (www.ebfarm.com) and their products appear to be distributed nationally. For a long time I thought I was the only one who noticed that odor and taste in the other brands. Maybe some folks are more sensitive to it than others. > By the way, I thoroughly enjoy your posts....they are both humorous and > informative.....sometimes both at the same time.....:) Thank you. I appreciate that. Happy Holidays! -- Wayne Boatwright *¿* _____________________________________________ A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken! |
I was good this year!!!
"Ophelia" > wrote in
: > > "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message > ... >> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it >> Ophelia? >> >>> >>> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message >>> ... >>>> projectile vomit chick wrote: >>>> >>>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q> >>>>> wrote: >>>>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!! >>>>> >>>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* >>>>> urinating? >>>> >>>> >>>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean >>>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL >>>> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold >>>> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself >>>> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until >>>> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way. >>>> >>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait. >>> >>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg! >> >> Well, I hope it's attached to something! > > A foot? <G> > > You clowns!!!!! I hung two stockings side by side so I already know I didn"t get the first thing on my list> :(((( Andy |
I was good this year!!!
"jmcquown" > wrote in message . .. > Wayne Boatwright wrote: >> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it >> Ophelia? >> >>> >>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message >>> ... >>>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it >>>> Ophelia? >>>> >>>>> >>>>> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message >>>>> ... >>>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy >>>>>>> <q> >>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>> I can't wait to tell ya!!! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* >>>>>>> urinating? >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean >>>>>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said >>>>>> LL Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the >>>>>> cold winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I >>>>>> nicked myself shaving. So there is something to the rule about >>>>>> not peeking until Santa's officially off the roof and on his >>>>>> way. >>>>>> >>>>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait. >>>>> >>>>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg! >>>> >>>> Well, I hope it's attached to something! >>> >>> A foot? <G> >> >> Eeeewwwwww! > > OB Food: a chicken foot? <wink> Hehe... well it would need to be a jolly big one to fit onto the leg that was filling that stocking:)) > > |
I was good this year!!!
Ophelia wrote:
> "jmcquown" > wrote in message > . .. >> Wayne Boatwright wrote: >>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it >>> Ophelia? >>> >>>> >>>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message >>>> ... >>>>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it >>>>> Ophelia? >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait. >>>>>> >>>>>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg! >>>>> >>>>> Well, I hope it's attached to something! >>>> >>>> A foot? <G> >>> >>> Eeeewwwwww! >> >> OB Food: a chicken foot? <wink> > > Hehe... well it would need to be a jolly big one to fit onto the leg > that was filling that stocking:)) Extra-large turkey foot? |
I was good this year!!!
"jmcquown" > wrote in message . .. > Ophelia wrote: >> "jmcquown" > wrote in message >> . .. >>> Wayne Boatwright wrote: >>>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it >>>> Ophelia? >>>> >>>>> >>>>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message >>>>> ... >>>>>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it >>>>>> Ophelia? >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg! >>>>>> >>>>>> Well, I hope it's attached to something! >>>>> >>>>> A foot? <G> >>>> >>>> Eeeewwwwww! >>> >>> OB Food: a chicken foot? <wink> >> >> Hehe... well it would need to be a jolly big one to fit onto the leg >> that was filling that stocking:)) > > Extra-large turkey foot? Oh go on then.. just this once:))))) |
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