"serene" > wrote in message
...
> On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 23:35:40 GMT, "Lisa Ann" >
> wrote:
>
>>.I've crotched my share
>>of baby stuff.
>
> *giggle*

(laugh) I joked about the typo, Lisa Ann didn't say anything ...
sorry if I offended, it was just really funny to me.

nancy

Dee Randall wrote:
>
>>My sister buys these. Not for herself. With a little cloth strap, they
>>are diapers for male dogs who still "mark" when she is gone.
>>Dan Abel
>
>
> Same thing for female dogs who actually do have periods when not 'fixed.'
> Thank heavens, it is not but every 6 months.


I never thought I'd be contributing a helpful hint in this thread, but
here goes:


Boy's underwear. The dog's tail goes through the fly. The sanitary pad
gets positioned appropriately in the underwear. The adhesive strip and
the underwear itself keep it in place.


--Lia, whose dogs have always been spayed but who learns the darnedest
things on usenet.

Julia Altshuler wrote:

> Boy's underwear. The dog's tail goes through the fly. The sanitary pad
> gets positioned appropriately in the underwear. The adhesive strip and
> the underwear itself keep it in place.
>
>
> --Lia, whose dogs have always been spayed but who learns the darnedest
> things on usenet.
>

<jaw drop>

I had no idea. Seriously.

<shuts jaw, but drops open again in amazement>

"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Lisa Ann" > wrote
>
> > And I guess I'm somewhere in between you and Jill...I've crotched my
share
> > of baby stuff.
>
> Ewwwww!
>
> (laugh) nancy

OMG - do I get the prize for "most embarrassing typo"?

Crocheted...crocheted...crocheted...

Damn, should have taken up knitting!

Lisa Ann
>
>

"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
...
>
> "serene" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 23:35:40 GMT, "Lisa Ann" >
> > wrote:
> >
> >>.I've crotched my share
> >>of baby stuff.
> >
> > *giggle*
>
> (laugh) I joked about the typo, Lisa Ann didn't say anything ...
> sorry if I offended, it was just really funny to me.
>
> nancy

LOL - I answered, Nancy, I just had to quit blushing first! (Oh, okay, I
was really watching TV!)

Nah, it's really hard to offend me.

<still giggling>

Lisa Ann
>
>

The Bubbo wrote:
> Dan Abel wrote:
>
>>In article >,
>> The Bubbo > wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>>I'm a total sucker for those things, girl scout cookies are my favorite and
>>>the three parents I always bought cookies from left last year and I was
>>>worried I was without a source. I didn't have to worry long, a mom came by
>
> and
>
>>>I got my order in.
>>
>>
>>These aren't real hard to find. Call the local office and ask them. My
>>daughter was a girl scout (and whatever they call the littler ones) for
>>years. They usually bought extra and sold them at shopping centers and
>>to people who discovered that they hadn't ordered enough.
>>
>
>
> oh yeah, I hit up the girls outside the grocery store to.
>
> It's a proven fact, you can woo any lady as long as you have a tube of frozen
> thin mints at the ready. I know, it's worked for me and on me!
>

I love thin mints, and those coconut caramel-y flower shaped ones.
<homer simpson>
mmmm...girl scout cookies
</homer simpson>

--

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"jmcquown" > writes:

>Has nothing to do with the taste of chocolate, from whatever source. Or
>crackers. If you buy from one parents' kid at the office you feel obligated
>to buy from all of them.

Heh, I never did, but I'm a cold-hearted wench when it comes to kids.
I can't stand them. A co-worker of mine had a daughter who sold
wrapping paper for a school fundraiser and I always bought it because
they had stuff I couldn't find anywhere else without travelling, but I
never bought anyone else's.
What I hated was when the boss sent his kids' order forms around.
Like that's not pressure on his employees to buy just to get on the
boss' good side. Very inappropriate, IMO, and I made no friends because
I never bought from his kids.

>I'm not made of money. I already pay for school
>programs in the form of taxes, even though I don't have children.

It would be nice if schools didn't have to have fundraisers. It's sad
that parents and kids have to spend their time on fundraisers or saving
box tops or whatever. You'll notice the government is sparing no
expense in sending Gonzales, Bush, and Cheney all over the country to do
PR for the NSA wiretapping scandal, while I'm sure some kids are using
globes in school that still show the USSR. It's messed up.

Stacia

sarah bennett wrote:

>
> I love thin mints, and those coconut caramel-y flower shaped ones.
> <homer simpson>
> mmmm...girl scout cookies
> </homer simpson>
>

freeze those too...let them thaw just a minute...so good

--
..:Heather:.
www.velvet-c.com
Step off, beyotches, I'm the roflpimp!

The Bubbo wrote:
> sarah bennett wrote:
>
> >
> > I love thin mints, and those coconut caramel-y flower shaped ones.
> > <homer simpson>
> > mmmm...girl scout cookies
> > </homer simpson>
> >
>
> freeze those too...let them thaw just a minute...so good
>
I do that with the peanut butter patties too.

this year, in addition to the traditional 2 boxes each of thin mints,
PB patties, and samoas (those caramel-coconut ones; i like em enough to
know em by name!!) my daughter conned me into a box of the new lemon
creams and a box of the new brown sugar shortbreads. Damn, $25 worth of
cookies!

Dee Randall wrote:
> "Dan Abel" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article > ,
> > "Lisa Ann" > wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> >> feminine supplies. He said he practically enjoyed it, because strutting
> >> thru the store with a large box of Kotex advertised that *he* had a
> >> WOMAN!
> >
> >
> > An invalid mother? An ailing sister?
> >
> > My sister buys these. Not for herself. With a little cloth strap, they
> > are diapers for male dogs who still "mark" when she is gone.
> >
> > --
> > Dan Abel
>
> Same thing for female dogs who actually do have periods when not 'fixed.'
> Thank heavens, it is not but every 6 months.
> Dee Dee

It can be more often than every 6 months depending on the individual
bitch. I've got one that goes into estrus three to four times a year.

SD

Goomba38 wrote:
> Julia Altshuler wrote:
>
> > Boy's underwear. The dog's tail goes through the fly. The sanitary pad
> > gets positioned appropriately in the underwear. The adhesive strip and
> > the underwear itself keep it in place.
> >
> >
> > --Lia, whose dogs have always been spayed but who learns the darnedest
> > things on usenet.
> >
>
> <jaw drop>
>
> I had no idea. Seriously.
>
> <shuts jaw, but drops open again in amazement>

Bitches - tail through the fly, sanitary pad positioned appropriately
in the underwear, stops the spotting on carpets, furniture, etc.It's
cheaper than buying the panties they make for unspayed bitches.

SD

Goomba38 wrote:
> Julia Altshuler wrote:
>
> > Boy's underwear. The dog's tail goes through the fly. The sanitary pad
> > gets positioned appropriately in the underwear. The adhesive strip and
> > the underwear itself keep it in place.
> >
> >
> > --Lia, whose dogs have always been spayed but who learns the darnedest
> > things on usenet.
> >
>
> <jaw drop>
>
> I had no idea. Seriously.
>
> <shuts jaw, but drops open again in amazement>


About 18 years ago I had a pilonidal cyst removed... no stitches, the
nasty thing has to heal from the inside out. Upon discharge from the
hospital the surgeon issued instructions, including how it was
manditory I get into the shower four times each day to irrigate my
"gash". I was also instructed about keeping my "hole" covered with a
dressing consisting of a wimmen's sanitary pad, the self stick kind
worn inside my briefs. Okay, I figured that was simple enough, so off
to the local mega drug store I hobbled to get a big boxful of pads. I
wasn't embarrassed, wasn't my first time buying those thingies. So for
more than a week I struggled with those pads. Then a week later I went
to the surgeon's office so he could have a look-see at his handiwork.
While the nurse was taking my vitals she asked how I was doing, I said
fine, only I was having a terrible time with those pads... and that was
when for the very first time I learned that the sticky part goes on the
undies, not on me!

Now it's funny, but yoose don't know the pain associated with a
pilonidal cyst... any gal tells yoose guys how you don't know the pain
of childbirth just tell em how they don't know the pain of a pilonidal
cyst.. and generally it's a male thing... wimmen very rarely have
pilonidal cysts... you go through the throes for about two weeks.

SD wrote:
>
> It can be more often than every 6 months depending on the individual
> bitch. I've got one that goes into estrus three to four times a year.

With my ex PMEstrus seemed like every day.

Sheldon wrote:
> About 18 years ago I had a pilonidal cyst removed.

In your case, brain surgery.

--Blair

In article . com>,
"Sheldon" > wrote:

> Goomba38 wrote:
> > Julia Altshuler wrote:
> >
> > > Boy's underwear. The dog's tail goes through the fly. The sanitary pad
> > > gets positioned appropriately in the underwear. The adhesive strip and
> > > the underwear itself keep it in place.
> > >
> > >
> > > --Lia, whose dogs have always been spayed but who learns the darnedest
> > > things on usenet.
> > >
> >
> > <jaw drop>
> >
> > I had no idea. Seriously.
> >
> > <shuts jaw, but drops open again in amazement>
>
>
> About 18 years ago I had a pilonidal cyst removed... no stitches, the
> nasty thing has to heal from the inside out. Upon discharge from the
> hospital the surgeon issued instructions, including how it was
> manditory I get into the shower four times each day to irrigate my
> "gash". I was also instructed about keeping my "hole" covered with a
> dressing consisting of a wimmen's sanitary pad, the self stick kind
> worn inside my briefs. Okay, I figured that was simple enough, so off
> to the local mega drug store I hobbled to get a big boxful of pads. I
> wasn't embarrassed, wasn't my first time buying those thingies. So for
> more than a week I struggled with those pads. Then a week later I went
> to the surgeon's office so he could have a look-see at his handiwork.
> While the nurse was taking my vitals she asked how I was doing, I said
> fine, only I was having a terrible time with those pads... and that was
> when for the very first time I learned that the sticky part goes on the
> undies, not on me!
>
> Now it's funny, but yoose don't know the pain associated with a
> pilonidal cyst... any gal tells yoose guys how you don't know the pain
> of childbirth just tell em how they don't know the pain of a pilonidal
> cyst.. and generally it's a male thing... wimmen very rarely have
> pilonidal cysts... you go through the throes for about two weeks.
>

Women get them too. In fact, nearly every culture I've had to plant in
the lab on the aspirate from one of those in the Microbiology dept. has
been on a female.

More males seem to get perirectal cysts. Not sure why...... ;-)

Those, I understand, are even more of a pain in the ass.

Cheers!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

On Sun, 29 Jan 2006 13:48:17 -0600, Alan wrote:

>On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:12:52 -0500, "MoM" > wrote:
<snip>
>>We get the whole broccoli up here in Ontario. I love the
>>stems! I peel them and throw them
>>in the steamer before the florets. I love them peeled raw
>>too. In fact i wish I could buy just
>>stems.
>>
>>MoM
>>
>I like the stems, too, but -- Peel them?
>
>Peel them?????????????
>
>Wha?????????????
>
Absolutely. It's the outer layer that is tough. The inner part is
crispy and light.

Try peeling them and cutting up into sticks like carrots for eating
raw as Helen suggests. You'll be surprized

Sue(tm)
Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself!

MoM wrote:

> We get the whole broccoli up here in Ontario. I love the
> stems! I peel them and throw them
> in the steamer before the florets. I love them peeled raw
> too. In fact i wish I could buy just
> stems.

Is there anything that fluctuates as much as the price of
broccoli here in Ontario? A few weeks ago I bought a large two
head bundle for 68 cents. I went to another store a week later
and it was $1.29 for one scrawny head. Last week it was 99
cents for a triple, and this week $1.29 for a double.

On Sun, 29 Jan 2006 15:24:10 -0500, Dave Smith
> wrote:

>MoM wrote:
>
>> We get the whole broccoli up here in Ontario. I love the
>> stems! I peel them and throw them
>> in the steamer before the florets. I love them peeled raw
>> too. In fact i wish I could buy just
>> stems.
>
>Is there anything that fluctuates as much as the price of
>broccoli here in Ontario? A few weeks ago I bought a large two
>head bundle for 68 cents. I went to another store a week later
>and it was $1.29 for one scrawny head. Last week it was 99
>cents for a triple, and this week $1.29 for a double.

Cheaper than here, by far. We currently have crowns for $1.69/lb. and
whole broccoli for $1.99/lb.

Regards,
Tracy R.

"Curly Sue" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 29 Jan 2006 13:48:17 -0600, Alan wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:12:52 -0500, "MoM" >
>>wrote:
> <snip>
>>>We get the whole broccoli up here in Ontario. I love the
>>>stems! I peel them and throw them
>>>in the steamer before the florets. I love them peeled raw
>>>too. In fact i wish I could buy just
>>>stems.
>>>
>>>MoM
>>>
>>I like the stems, too, but -- Peel them?
>>
>>Peel them?????????????
>>
>>Wha?????????????
>>
> Absolutely. It's the outer layer that is tough. The inner part is
> crispy and light.
>
> Try peeling them and cutting up into sticks like carrots for eating
> raw as Helen suggests. You'll be surprized

Maybe the word "peel" gives him visions of peeling an orange, and using a
knife (like you do with broccoli) doesn't fit his definition of "peel".
But....it's still peeling.