Help My College Fund

Like all of us, I am filled with hopes, plans and dreams for the
future. The All-American Dream, starting, owning and maintaining my own
successful business is one of my life goals. Many factors including a
good education, financial stability and opportunity are products of a
chance for to succeed in business and beyond. Determination, desire and
goal setting, are just a few examples of a will to succeed in life and
beyond. A combination of a strong will and correctly placed opportunity
are the fabrics of the success story of a lifetime.

I myself can only provide one of the fabrics of "my success". Now, I am
looking for an opportunity to prove myself worthy of your support, in
whatever way, shape or form that you may see fit to grant me.

Thank you for taking the time to visit me and hear my case. Now that
you have come this far, I ask you to lend me the time to tell you a bit
about myself, my life, my hopes and dreams for my future and what you
may be able to do to help me build it.

jasonandrewstilwell.com

On Sun 29 Jan 2006 06:12:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it ?

> Help My College Fund

In your dreams!

--
Wayne Boatwright o¿o
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BIOYA

On Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:12:03 -0800, jason wrote:

> Help My College Fund

> jasonandrewstilwell.com


post your mailing address I have some money I want to send you..

wrote:
> Help My College Fund
>
> Like all of us, I am filled with hopes, plans and dreams for the
> future. The All-American Dream, starting, owning and maintaining my own
> successful business is one of my life goals. Many factors including a
> good education, financial stability and opportunity are products of a
> chance for to succeed in business and beyond. Determination, desire and
> goal setting, are just a few examples of a will to succeed in life and
> beyond. A combination of a strong will and correctly placed opportunity
> are the fabrics of the success story of a lifetime.
>
> I myself can only provide one of the fabrics of "my success". Now, I am
> looking for an opportunity to prove myself worthy of your support, in
> whatever way, shape or form that you may see fit to grant me.
>
> Thank you for taking the time to visit me and hear my case. Now that
> you have come this far, I ask you to lend me the time to tell you a bit
> about myself, my life, my hopes and dreams for my future and what you
> may be able to do to help me build it.
>
> jasonandrewstilwell.com

I beg to differ, I own a successful and profitable business which I
began when I was 22, from the ground up with initial capital of $600.
A college education is not required if one has business sense,
determination and is willing to work an ungodly number of hours. As a
matter of fact the most successful business owners I know have little
more than a high school education. I'm slowly but surely working on a
BS in Business Administration, and paying for it all myself.

Need money for college fill out a FAFSA, get a job, apply for loans.

Jessica

> wrote in message
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> Help My College Fund
>
>
> Thank you for taking the time to visit me and hear my case. Now that
> you have come this far, I ask you to lend me the time to tell you a bit
> about myself, my life, my hopes and dreams for my future and what you
> may be able to do to help me build it.
>
> jasonandrewstilwell.com

It is called get a job and get loans...

Harriet & critters

wrote:

> Help My College Fund
>
> Like all of us, I am filled with hopes, plans and dreams for the
> future. The All-American Dream, starting, owning and maintaining my own
> successful business is one of my life goals. Many factors including a
> good education, financial stability and opportunity are products of a
> chance for to succeed in business and beyond. Determination, desire and
> goal setting, are just a few examples of a will to succeed in life and
> beyond. A combination of a strong will and correctly placed opportunity
> are the fabrics of the success story of a lifetime.
>
> I myself can only provide one of the fabrics of "my success". Now, I am
> looking for an opportunity to prove myself worthy of your support, in
> whatever way, shape or form that you may see fit to grant me.
>
> Thank you for taking the time to visit me and hear my case. Now that
> you have come this far, I ask you to lend me the time to tell you a bit
> about myself, my life, my hopes and dreams for my future and what you
> may be able to do to help me build it.

I recommend that you go into the televegelism business so that you can find
a medium where you can tell you sob story and hope that maybe one person in
a thousand is stupid enough to send you money.

wrote:
> Help My College Fund
>
I think *this* was the chuckle of the day! LOL

Jill

Dave Smith wrote:
>
> I recommend that you go into the televegelism business so that you can find
> a medium where you can tell you sob story and hope that maybe one person in
> a thousand is stupid enough to send you money.

Good advice: At a population of (how-many-million) in the US alone, I
think he could still get rich....

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

I hear the Marine Corps is looking for a few (thousand) good men.

Ever heard of the G.I BILL!? Earn that "All-American dream" like so
many before you. Kev

On Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:57:08 -0600, "jmcquown"
> rummaged among random neurons and opined:

wrote:
>> Help My College Fund
>>
>I think *this* was the chuckle of the day! LOL
>
Bwahahahhaa! Excellent, Jill! What a maroon this guy is!

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

--
"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

-- Duncan Hines

To reply, replace "spaminator" with "cox"

Squeaks replied:

wrote:
>>> Help My College Fund
>>>
>>I think *this* was the chuckle of the day! LOL
>>
> Bwahahahhaa! Excellent, Jill! What a maroon this guy is!

How about THIS tear-jerking appeal?


I know you all are very caring people:

I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I
can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says
it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't
answer,and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore.

The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It
doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me an artificial
body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was
the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I
would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money.

Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I
said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives
me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Van
Nostrem from the clinic said if you foward this e-mail then Bill Gates will
team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect
prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so
that theangels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he
will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The
doctors could help me better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play
baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them.
The doctors said that every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can
take another prayer to the angels.

Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves
to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this e-mail, that's OK. Mommy
says you're a mean heartless shithead who doesn't care about a poor little
boy with only a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your
own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow horrible death so
you can burn forever in hell. What kind of goddamned person are you that you
can't take five ****ing minutes to forward this to all your friends so that
they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help
a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?

Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard.

I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy.

Thank You.

Billy 'Smiles' Spencer,
the boy with just a head,and a burlap bag for a body!!


Bob

Bob Terwilliger wrote:

> How about THIS tear-jerking appeal?
>
>
> I know you all are very caring people:
>
> I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I
> can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says
> it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't
> answer,and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore.
>
> The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It
> doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me an artificial
> body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was
> the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I
> would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money.

[snip]

I haven't seen this in years! <g> Thanks for posting it again. Now I
feel all guilty and ashamed for the rest of the day, but it was worth it
cuz it's a funny story.

Bob