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please!

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On 3 Feb 2006, Mr Tibbs wrote:

> please!
>
>


I'd love to, but since I'm so far away, I'll give you some of the tips I'd
use to make turkey potpie just for you.

My recipe just for you, would go something like:
Buy a small frozen turkey. Set it out on the counter to thaw. Roast. Set
on counter and leave for 24 hours so that it is well seasoned. This step
is really important or you won't have that special something you so
richly deserve. Dice up turkey. DO NOT refrigerate. Make gravy from the
drippings.

Cook some carrots, potatoes, and english peas and onions. Mix in turkey
and gravy. Pour into pastry. Top with more pastry. cut slits for steam
Bake at 400 for 30 to 45 minutes.

Enjoy.

Oh, go ahead, have seconds. It's just for you. Don't share and don't waste
a bite.

Elaine, too

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Would that be "Fix me turkey potpie, Bitch!"
or "Fix me turkey, Potpie Bitch!"
or "Fix me turkey pot, Pie bitch"

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Lynn from Fargo wrote:
> Would that be "Fix me turkey potpie, Bitch!"
> or "Fix me turkey, Potpie Bitch!"
> or "Fix me turkey pot, Pie bitch"
>
> Lynn from Fargo


LOL!

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Elaine Parrish wrote:

> Oh, go ahead, have seconds. It's just for you. Don't share and don't waste
> a bite.
>
> Elaine, too


carrots are divine you get a dozen for a dime, it's maagic

thanks!



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On 3 Feb 2006 20:37:10 -0800, "Lynn from Fargo" >
wrote:

>Would that be "Fix me turkey potpie, Bitch!"
>or "Fix me turkey, Potpie Bitch!"
>or "Fix me turkey pot, Pie bitch"
>

I'm betting it's "Fix me, Turkey Potpie Bitch!"


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> Would that be "Fix me turkey potpie, Bitch!"
> or "Fix me turkey, Potpie Bitch!"
> or "Fix me turkey pot, Pie bitch"
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> Lynn from Fargo


Maybe he has a talented female dog?


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On Sat, 4 Feb 2006, Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:

> Elaine Parrish > hitched up their panties and posted
> :
>
> >
> > On 3 Feb 2006, Mr Tibbs wrote:
> >
> >> please!
> >>
> >>

> >
> > I'd love to, but since I'm so far away, I'll give you some of the tips
> > I'd use to make turkey potpie just for you.
> >
> > My recipe just for you, would go something like:
> > Buy a small frozen turkey. Set it out on the counter to thaw. Roast.
> > Set on counter and leave for 24 hours so that it is well seasoned.
> > This step is really important or you won't have that special something
> > you so richly deserve. Dice up turkey. DO NOT refrigerate. Make gravy
> > from the drippings.
> >
> > Cook some carrots, potatoes, and english peas and onions. Mix in
> > turkey and gravy. Pour into pastry. Top with more pastry. cut slits
> > for steam Bake at 400 for 30 to 45 minutes.
> >
> > Enjoy.
> >
> > Oh, go ahead, have seconds. It's just for you. Don't share and don't
> > waste a bite.
> >
> > Elaine, too
> >
> >

>
> ROFLMAOPIMP... Elaine, you are TOO much. Personally I'd invite select
> family member for dinner. Using your cooking method would be a hoot
>
> Michael
>
> --
> “It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun.”
> _Ray Kroc, creator of the McDonald's franchise
>
>


Thanks!

Never insult the cook. It can be hazzardous to your health. <wink>

Elaine, too

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Elaine Parrish wrote:

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> Never insult the cook. It can be hazzardous to your health. <wink>


Elaine,

This has all the makings of an Agatha Christie novel.... because
somehow I have never thought of you as the villain...

Cheers
Cathy(xyz) who now knows "whowantstodoit"

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On 4 Feb 2006, cathyxyz wrote:

>
> Elaine Parrish wrote:
>
> >
> > Never insult the cook. It can be hazzardous to your health. <wink>

>
> Elaine,
>
> This has all the makings of an Agatha Christie novel.... because
> somehow I have never thought of you as the villain...
>
> Cheers
> Cathy(xyz) who now knows "whowantstodoit"
>
>


tee hee hee. Thanks! That's the whole point.

Hell hath no fury....

They say the quiet ones are the most dangerous, but it's really the polite
ones. <g> Southerners are a strange breed.

Elaine, too



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Lynn from Fargo wrote:
> Would that be "Fix me turkey potpie, Bitch!"
> or "Fix me turkey, Potpie Bitch!"
> or "Fix me turkey pot, Pie bitch"
>
> Lynn from Fargo
>



You left out, "Fix me, turkey pot pie bitch."

HTH :-)

Bob
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On Sun, 5 Feb 2006, Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:

> "cathyxyz" > hitched up their panties and posted
> ups.com:
>
> >
> > Elaine Parrish wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> Never insult the cook. It can be hazzardous to your health. <wink>

> >
> > Elaine,
> >
> > This has all the makings of an Agatha Christie novel.... because
> > somehow I have never thought of you as the villain...
> >
> > Cheers
> > Cathy(xyz) who now knows "whowantstodoit"

>
> Never underestimate our cooks on RFC. I could most definitely imagine some
> of our finest using Elaine's method. Imagine Barb Schaller handing you a
> jam smeared toast point... "Here hon, have some jam" or Margaret handing
> you a glass of wine "There dear, this will calm you down." LOLOL...
>
> --
> “It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun.”
> _Ray Kroc, creator of the McDonald's franchis>



tee hee hee. Am I the only one around here that remembers 'Arsenic and Old
Lace'?


Here, Sweetie, have a cookie...

Elaine, too

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Elaine Parrish wrote:

> tee hee hee. Am I the only one around here that remembers 'Arsenic and Old
> Lace'?


i grabbed that title when i first saw it, I knew it was a must have.

I loved it.
They had bodies hidden all over the house!

The dinner was beautiful; you tell me if anybody gives you a hard time
Ill even wash the dishes

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Elaine Parrish wrote:

> Oh, go ahead, have seconds. It's just for you. Don't share and don't waste
> a bite.
>
> Elaine, too


Elaine! you tricked me...

--

just for that, i will gross you out.

two men are walking in the desert
they are starving

they com upon a dead mule

one jumps in and starts eating the mule
the other says...no...go ahead..knock it out!

30 mins later...the one who ate the mule...starts hurling on the ground

The one who had not eaten..jumps on it and says...

"aaaahhhh, that's what i've been waiting on, a good hot meal"

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Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
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> Never underestimate our cooks on RFC. I could most definitely imagine some
> of our finest using Elaine's method. Imagine Barb Schaller handing you a
> jam smeared toast point... "Here hon, have some jam" or Margaret handing
> you a glass of wine "There dear, this will calm you down." LOLOL...


I can just picture it.....

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)



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On 5 Feb 2006, Switch wrote:

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> Elaine Parrish wrote:
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> > Oh, go ahead, have seconds. It's just for you. Don't share and don't waste
> > a bite.
> >
> > Elaine, too

>
> Elaine! you tricked me...
>
>



<grin>

Mea culpa. I just couldn't help myself. It was that "bitch" thang. tsk,
tsk.

It really is a nice recipe... if you don't leave the turkey on the
counter.

And, geez, you've just been so darn nice about it all that I guess I'll
have to throw away those beautiful toadstools I picked for you. <wink>

Elaine, too

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Switch wrote:
> just for that, i will gross you out.
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snip snip

> "aaaahhhh, that's what i've been waiting on, a good hot meal"


EEEEEWWWWWEEEEEE

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Elaine Parrish wrote:
> On Sun, 5 Feb 2006, Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
>
>> "cathyxyz" > hitched up their panties and
>> posted ups.com:
>>
>>>
>>> Elaine Parrish wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Never insult the cook. It can be hazzardous to your health. <wink>
>>>
>>> This has all the makings of an Agatha Christie novel.... because
>>> somehow I have never thought of you as the villain...
>>>

>> imagine some of our finest using Elaine's method. Imagine Barb
>> Schaller handing you a jam smeared toast point... "Here hon, have
>> some jam" or Margaret handing you a glass of wine "There dear, this
>> will calm you down." LOLOL...
>>

> tee hee hee. Am I the only one around here that remembers 'Arsenic
> and Old Lace'?
>
> Here, Sweetie, have a cookie...
>

That was the first thing I thought of when I read Michael's reply!
Beware if there are window-seats or large decorative trunks in the
comfortable parlor.

Jill


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In letter requesting home cooked meal...
Salutations:


Fix me,

Turkey Potpie Bitch

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Nancy G. wrote:
> In letter requesting home cooked meal...
> Salutations:
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>
> Fix me,
>
> Turkey Potpie Bitch


isso funny

but, NYC Squeeze got it under wraps

she makin a killer pot pie for daddy

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