http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224381.html

http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224388.html

http://www.startribune.com/614/story/239948.html


:-)
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On Mon 13 Feb 2006 12:39:45p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Melba's
Jammin'?

> http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224381.html
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> http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224388.html
>
> http://www.startribune.com/614/story/239948.html
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>
>:-)

Nice articles!

--
Wayne Boatwright Õ¿Õ¬
________________________________________

Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
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PRAISE THE LORD!

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
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Only in Minna-sooooootah. We PNW Unitarians just go out for sushi.
<eg,d,r>

-L.
(No 'tato chips on my hot dish, please.)

-L. wrote:
> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>
>>http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224381.html
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>>http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224388.html
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>>http://www.startribune.com/614/story/239948.html
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>>:-)
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>
> Only in Minna-sooooootah. We PNW Unitarians just go out for sushi.
> <eg,d,r>
>
> -L.
> (No 'tato chips on my hot dish, please.)




"Unitarian Universalists prefer buffet to catered," a UU was overheard
saying at coffee hour.

"What's wrong with catered food?" interupted another UU, catching only
the last part of the conversation.

"I was referring to theology."

Best regards,
Bob

In article >,
"Michael \"Dog3\" Lonergan" > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > hitched up their
> panties and posted :
>
> > http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224381.html
> >
> > http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224388.html
> >
> > http://www.startribune.com/614/story/239948.html
> >
> >
> >:-)
>
> Church basement ladies? What a scream. Ya' done good girlfriend.
>
> Michael

The play is based on the book. It's a hoot. (Is that a Minnesota
phrase? "-) A nice section devoted to Dead Spreads, too. "-)
Note that the newspaper article mentions a pizza casserole. Here's my
recipe for one of those, from a church friend years ago:
* Exported from MasterCook Mac *

Pizza Casserole

Recipe By : posted to rec.food.cooking by Barb Schaller 2-13-2006
Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Casseroles/Hotdishes

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
1 # ground beef
1/2 cup chopped onion
1 can pizza sauce -- (16 oz.)
1 can mushrooms -- (4 oz.) drained
1/2 # shredded mozzarella cheese
8 oz. frozen egg noodles (Reames brand) -- cooked and
drained

Brown together the meat and onions; set aside. Combine the pizza sauce,
mushrooms and half of the cheese. Put half the sauce mixture in the
bottom of a 1-1/2 quart casserole or a 9x13² pan, spread meat on top,
then top with noodles. Pour on remaining sauce mixture and top with
remaining cheese. Bake at 350 for 30 minutes.
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NOTES : I¹d use fresh mushrooms rather than canned, and a goodly amount
of them too. Pretty darned tasty.

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In article . com>,
"-L." > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> > http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224381.html
> >
> > http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224388.html
> >
> > http://www.startribune.com/614/story/239948.html
> >
> >
> > :-)
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>
> Only in Minna-sooooootah. We PNW Unitarians just go out for sushi.
> <eg,d,r>
>
> -L.
> (No 'tato chips on my hot dish, please.)

How about chow mein noodles, then? (Hand over your membership card,
Bucko.)
* Exported from MasterCook Mac *

Chow Mein Noodle Hot Dish

Recipe By : Barb Schaller, posted to rec.food.cooking 2-13-2006
Serving Size : 3 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Casseroles/Hotdishes

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
3/4 # ground beef
1 Small diced onion
1 cup diced celery
1 can chicken rice soup -- (10 3/4 oz.)
1 can cream of mushroom soup
Water to rinse soup cans
2 handsful chow mein noodles

Brown hamburger and onion. Mix with rest of ingredients. Put in
ungreased casserole (1-1/2 quart). Sprinkle more noodles on top. Bake,
uncovered, for 30 minutes at 350.

If you need to extend it, add more celery and noodles.
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NOTES : Source: Julie, April, 1966. I think this is the first recipe
I ever got!
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"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
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> http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224381.html
>
> http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224388.html
>
> http://www.startribune.com/614/story/239948.html

Barb, this sounds wonderful! I especially liked the 3rd site, with snippets
from the play. Vivian talking about her husband dying and how it didn't
have anything to do with her cooking made me laugh, as did the AFL-CIO
comment.

Thanks for sharing!

Lisa Ann

"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
>> Pizza Casserole
>
> Recipe By : posted to rec.food.cooking by Barb Schaller 2-13-2006
> Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00
> Categories : Casseroles/Hotdishes
>
> Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
> -------- ------------ --------------------------------
> 1 # ground beef
> 1/2 cup chopped onion
> 1 can pizza sauce -- (16 oz.)
> 1 can mushrooms -- (4 oz.) drained
> 1/2 # shredded mozzarella cheese
> 8 oz. frozen egg noodles (Reames brand) -- cooked and
> drained
>
> Brown together the meat and onions; set aside. Combine the pizza sauce,
> mushrooms and half of the cheese. Put half the sauce mixture in the
> bottom of a 1-1/2 quart casserole or a 9x13² pan, spread meat on top,
> then top with noodles. Pour on remaining sauce mixture and top with
> remaining cheese. Bake at 350 for 30 minutes.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> NOTES : I¹d use fresh mushrooms rather than canned, and a goodly amount
> of them too. Pretty darned tasty.

My mom used to make this when I was growing up, but we called it Pizza Crap.
(Clearly we're much less genteel than most folks!)

We had it so often when I was little, I was sick of it when I reached
adulthood. Then I made the mistake of making it for my husband and
step-daughter...and they love the stuff.

Those would be the nights I'd just eat a sandwich. <shudder>

Lisa Ann

Melba's Jammin' wrote:

>http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224381.html
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>http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224388.html
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>http://www.startribune.com/614/story/239948.html
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>
>:-)
>
>
Fantastic! They sound a wonderful lot. Churches all over the world
depend on ladies who do the actual work, it's about tine they got some
recognition!

Christine

zxcvbob wrote:
>
> "Unitarian Universalists prefer buffet to catered," a UU was overheard
> saying at coffee hour.
>
> "What's wrong with catered food?" interupted another UU, catching only
> the last part of the conversation.
>
> "I was referring to theology."
>
> Best regards,
> Bob

Heh. Someone once tried to insult me saying I had a "smorgasbord"
approach to religion. I was like, hey - better that than a steady
bland diet shoved down your throat on a daily basis!

-L.

-L. wrote:
> zxcvbob wrote:
>
>>"Unitarian Universalists prefer buffet to catered," a UU was overheard
>>saying at coffee hour.
>>
>>"What's wrong with catered food?" interupted another UU, catching only
>>the last part of the conversation.
>>
>>"I was referring to theology."
>>
>
>
> Heh. Someone once tried to insult me saying I had a "smorgasbord"
> approach to religion. I was like, hey - better that than a steady
> bland diet shoved down your throat on a daily basis!
>
> -L.
>


It wasn't really meant to be insulting. Here's one more you might like
better. Oddly enough, it works just as well if you substitute "Baptist"
for "Unitarian" (and how often does *that* happen?)

* * *

A man walks into the ladies department of Macy's, and shyly says to the
woman behind the counter "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife".

"What denomination are you interested in?" the clerk responded.

"Denomination?" asks the man, confused.

"Well" replies the clerk "Ladies undergarments come in many shapes,
sizes and colors, but there are really only three types: Catholic,
Salvation Army, and Unitarian."

"What's the difference between them?" asks the man.

The clerk replies, "It's really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports
the masses, the Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the
Unitarian makes mountains out of molehills."

--
Best regards,
Bob the Baptist

"Switch" > wrote in message
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> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>> http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224381.html
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>> http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224388.html
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>> http://www.startribune.com/614/story/239948.html
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>>
>> :-)
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> PRAISE THE LORD!

Sounds like the Sisterhood at the local Synagogue..

Harriet & critters

zxcvbob wrote:
>
>
> It wasn't really meant to be insulting.

Oh, I wasn't insulted - I thought it was funny!

> Here's one more you might like
> better. Oddly enough, it works just as well if you substitute "Baptist"
> for "Unitarian" (and how often does *that* happen?)
>
> * * *
>
> A man walks into the ladies department of Macy's, and shyly says to the
> woman behind the counter "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife".
>
> "What denomination are you interested in?" the clerk responded.
>
> "Denomination?" asks the man, confused.
>
> "Well" replies the clerk "Ladies undergarments come in many shapes,
> sizes and colors, but there are really only three types: Catholic,
> Salvation Army, and Unitarian."
>
> "What's the difference between them?" asks the man.
>
> The clerk replies, "It's really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports
> the masses, the Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the
> Unitarian makes mountains out of molehills."

LOL...I have heard that one before.
-L.

In article
>,
Old Mother Ashby > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>
> >http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224381.html
> >
> >http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224388.html
> >
> >http://www.startribune.com/614/story/239948.html
> >
> >
> >:-)
> >
> >
> Fantastic! They sound a wonderful lot. Churches all over the world
> depend on ladies who do the actual work, it's about tine they got some
> recognition!
>
> Christine

You know that these articles are about a play, right?
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Melba's Jammin' wrote:

>In article
>,
> Old Mother Ashby > wrote:
>
>
>
>>Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>>http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224381.html
>>>
>>>http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224388.html
>>>
>>>http://www.startribune.com/614/story/239948.html
>>>
>>>
>>>:-)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>Fantastic! They sound a wonderful lot. Churches all over the world
>>depend on ladies who do the actual work, it's about tine they got some
>>recognition!
>>
>>Christine
>>
>>
>
>You know that these articles are about a play, right?
>
>
I do . Tongue slightly in cheek, but I thought afterwards that I hadn't
worded the post very well.. It's amazing what they make plays about -
we've just been to see a musical called "The 25th Annual Putnam County
Spelling Bee" and it was really good fun.

Christine

Melba's Jammin' > wrote in
:

> In article
> >,
> Old Mother Ashby > wrote:
>
>> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>>
>> >http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224381.html
>> >
>> >http://www.startribune.com/614/story/224388.html
>> >
>> >http://www.startribune.com/614/story/239948.html
>> >
>> >
>> >:-)
>> >
>> >
>> Fantastic! They sound a wonderful lot. Churches all over the world
>> depend on ladies who do the actual work, it's about tine they got some
>> recognition!
>>
>> Christine
>
> You know that these articles are about a play, right?

That second article had little snippets on real church ladies, though,
didn't it?


--
Rhonda Anderson
Cranebrook, NSW, Australia

In article >,
Rhonda Anderson > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > wrote in
(snippage)

> > You know that these articles are about a play, right?
>
> That second article had little snippets on real church ladies, though,
> didn't it?

Yes. I think I may become a communicant at St. Albert the Great (though
it sounds Catholic) or at at Faith-Lilac Way Lutheran. "-)
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